December 2024

viralthings:

Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places.

icannotgetoverbirds:

thebiscuiteternal:

damonnscroww:

voluntaryvictim:

glad to see those spreading the truth

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

did you just fucking have this

geomimetry:

💕🔃🤸‍♀️↔️😭⬅️💃🔄🔥💕🔁❤️‍🔥⤴️💗💞↪️💘↙️🔥🔥🤧

elektragirlfriend:

h-isforhome:

amishsicario:

he’s gay

and he’s still at it

werewolfoffeverswamp:

i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta

eddieintheocean:

toadbreath:

👀

hatchan:

> kids party going on next door to where I’m chilling for my break. a lot of good-natured screaming typical of the age range, seems to be 6-8

> minding my own business but kids eventually spill over to where I am and they’re chatting about the cake and cookies and sweets

> one kid rolls her eyes and says to me “they’re acting crazy because they had cake”

> I ask “is there cake left?”

> “yeah”

> “I’ll give you a dollar if you steal me slice of cake”

> takes off like a fucking rocket and 60 seconds later I have a slice of melting ice cream cake all to myself

> give her the dollar as promised

> another kid offers to bring me a cookie for a dollar

> ok sure kid

> those two kids are going feral over a single dollar bill each

> the children yearn for the mines fetch quests

gatoma:

guys what if narinder was a cat in self-inflicted peril that he could have ended at any time.

dlxxv-vetted-donations:

dlxxv-vetted-donations:

rozecrest:

there are 40 days left to fulfill the municipality of gaza’s life-saving campaign!!!

water is life. infrastructure must be rebuilt. about 190k usd are left to reach this goal.

donate here! every dollar gets us closer!

a red and black poster that says "contribute now towards the municipality of gaza" along with a qr code and link to the campaign. the link is "https://gaza-city.ensany.com/campaign/5737?Lang=EN". the text in the top left says "they aim to provide vital services such as water supply, waste management and sewage treatment. over 500,000 palestinians in gaza need these services. donate and share." and "as always, free palestine."ALT


if you have a clean and consistent water source that is a privilege. it always has been in this world. here is a chance to give that back to a place in dire need. take it! this goal can and must be filled!

Deadline is roughly Dec 23.

Queued: $ 837,949.47 USD / $1,000,000

brain-empty-deactivated20241210:

Yknoe what I just typed the phrase “good meowning everytumbly” into this post maker I think I need to be put down

moontours:

fan service is ok when i like it

odinsblog:

striders:

striders:

thinking about the “foogoo state” post

this one

depsidase:

kira-serialfaggot:

jisuto:

This self heating metal rod I found in an old abandoned Soviet storage area is pretty neat!

The radical radiation:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Firefox is a gateway drug to realizing you can do whatever you want with computers. It starts with getting adblock and then you start thinking about what else is possible

People in my notes are saying to have sex with it & yknow yeah sure. Why not

joffyworld:

frecktheheck:

Parks and Rec nonsense (part1)

Keep reading

FRECK ART FRECK ART FRECK ART FRECK ART YIPPEEEEEEEEEEE

lolstargirl:

hotcupoteckla:

thememedaddy:

No no no, the critic wasn’t the villain!

The Villain was the tiny corrupt man selling the image of an honorable dead man on poorly manufactured industrially created expensive foods and pocketing all of that corporate money for himself as the executor of the dead man’s estate and preventing the son and true heir of the honorable man from reclaiming his birthright.

mutimatuti:

rambrandt-the-painter:

crocadilly:

crocadilly:

rambrandt-the-painter:

follow me… for adventure and wonder

I recognize this still!

It’s from my favorite croc gif!

Look at ‘em go!

this is so beautiful i might cry

be free

cetitan:

blackwingedrat:

UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting (4 December 2024)

Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

doctorbluesmanreturns:

ophthalmotropy:

Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I’ve got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

politijohn:

Source

This entire article is worth the read. Fuck Gilead

drawnbyaj:

gaylor-moon:

foxboy-angel:

You know people who post pics of their dogs with a sign around them saying something like “I destroyed the couch”? We should normalize shaming our puppyboys when they act out. Need to see the timeline filled with naughty dogs with signs saying “I came without permission” / “I bit my owner” etc.

piedude:

embarressment-erradicated:

indigipunk:

worldohworld:

t-shrit:

for a satire news site they hit the nail on the head

Holy fuck

Something I learned in my brief experience with a journalism class is that The Onion is a prime example of truly successful satire.

All the times they “hit the nail on the head”, they are in fact achieving satire’s ultimate goal. To examine something free of bias, in a way that people are less likely to be sensitive toward a harsh reality.

Under the frame of a joke. Don’t discredit the work of the people behind The Onion just because they make you laugh. They know what they’re doing. And what they’re doing is important. They’re forcing people to rethink the way our system works without wasting the energy on big explanations, and it’s working.

good points about the onion, but uh. this is a fucking click hole article. notably distinct from the onion.
you are talking about how great the onion is for hitting the nail on the head, in relation to this article;

on an article made by a completely different, but also satirical news network.

great post! but this isn’t the onion.

sonny-kiddo:

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

  1. bitch I might be
  2. do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 
  3. swiggity swag
  4. the D
  5. wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
  6. “ hello______, im dad “ 
  7. AYYY LMAO
  8. W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 
  9.  perfect _____ don’t exis-
  10. And now, the weather
  11. at least 2 potato
  12. we’ve come full circle ! 
  13. life hack :
  14. [ __________ INTENSIFIES]
  15. so many
  16. such doge. much wow. very smile. 
  17. mahogany 
  18. *sweats nervously*
  19. same. 
  20. spooper hot choclety milk
  21. #SHERLOCKLIVES

basil-from-omori:

misterbrick42:

yardsards:

indelible-waltz:

basil-from-omori:

had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

they greebled him

here’s a piece of abstract artwork i was struck with inspiration to make after seeing this post

I actuallt really like this here is one trillion dollars. Anyways no this is actually such a banger and I’m honored

basil-from-omori:

misterbrick42:

yardsards:

indelible-waltz:

basil-from-omori:

had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

they greebled him

here’s a piece of abstract artwork i was struck with inspiration to make after seeing this post

I actuallt really like this here is one trillion dollars. Anyways no this is actually such a banger and I’m honored

catchymemes:

spongebobssquarepants:

monster2001:

meezer:

bro last night was a metaphor for penetration

decrepify-deactivated20250528:

Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re

coalashslurry:

we’re running out of time to fuck it we ball….

darker-than-darkstorm:

nightingalesighs:

salmonandsoup:

fuckofffanpol:

fuckofffanpol:

fuckofffanpol:

lethalbutterfly:

skaars-treasure-trove:

actualaster:

the-bar-sinister:

fuckofffanpol:

that’s… not how it works. you can’t guarantee that your work definitely won’t squick anyone. what do you think you’re saying?

“squick free” someone writes on their wholesome family fic about married characters expecting a baby.

I read it and am extremely squicked.

You do not know what squicks other people. “Squick” is not a category of elements, it is a description of a reaction.

Squick is literally a personal thing, you literally cannot know what squicks another person.

Same goes for triggers, by the way. You can’t guarantee something is trigger-free because literally anything can be a trigger because the human brain can be weird like that sometimes.

No no, actually there’s a perfect way to write an absolutely squick free fanfic! Plenty of writers do it successfully every day!

Here.

Blank documents squick me out because they remind me of all my unstarted writing projects. :/

guys. c'mon.

oh my goddd

Okay, for anyone ACTUALLY unsure and wanting to learn: “squick” is an old fandom term. It means something that grosses you out or makes you deeply uncomfortable, but doesn’t give you as intense negative reactions as a trigger. They are incredibly personal, though often times, just like with triggers, you can tag relatively common squicks.

For me, mpreg is a squick. It makes me deeply uncomfortable, but it doesn’t send me into a panic spiral, a deep depression, or make me angry like reading about eye trauma does.

My cousins in Lannister, ‘squick’ didn’t even originate in fandom.

Also useful to note that ‘squick’ is specifically used to mean “this isn’t for me, personally” without adding a moral judgement to it. A simple easy way to say ‘no, thank you but you do you’. Unlike ‘cringe’ which has negative connotations. Squicks are also more than just uncomfortable.

Daddy kink makes me uncomfortable

Degradation squicks me out

Hand trauma is a trigger

First known usage of “squick” was in 1991. It’s not some new term that was made up for this post.

shimmerytimbers:

This is so Jurdan coded

cordic:

inthesensethat:

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he’s a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

bingle-official:

thememedaddy:

“she has a tapeworm in her brain”

miiilowo:

p3terpaan:

open rp

ceough sniffle coaugh coughghg sniff

VVVVWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

This diagram of a WW2 plane instantly won so many internet arguments

…that I’ve seen

catmask:

catmask:

catmask:

today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like “why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool” and not knowing how to explain it to him i said “my family doesnt think boys should have long hair” to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone

^ POV u are me witnessing my 15 year old decimate decades of transphobia in an instant

hey guys. guess who has a daughter now

cat-mermaid:

no one was making the obvious joke, i gotta do everything me self

herpsandbirds:

Philippine Frogmouth (Batrachostomus septimus) parents with chick, family Podargidae, order Podargiformes, Sierra Madre, Rizal, Philippines

photograph by Mhark Gee

nebby-the-protogen:

bacony-cakes:

fatfemmearoorc:

aletheius:

catholicismandpharmacy:

lovesinistra:

damn right alien piece of shit (i would be so racist to aliens)

the fact that aliens are just demonic apparitions that adapted to modern society to trick people gives this comic so much depth

aliens are literally our friends?

antpony:


This game is actually addicting

ironickrempt:

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deathishauntedbyhumans:

random-group-of-crows:

tgirl-thucydides:

Im not ever gonna be over the fact that this dude gave up his fucking face during an assassination bc he was fucking flirting. Service worker pussy has me getting life in prison.

Probably not the same guy

Not only are the breast’s different, but there is a clear difference in other areas as well: the hem of the hood is bulkier in the first compared to the second, same with the sleeves hem, the shooter’s hood also has a lot more wrinkles in it, the one on the left has a lot redder skin than the other, the one on the right also has thicker eye brows, and the jackets seems to be made of different materials (I’ll need confirmation for that though)

magnetic-deflection:

clowntainment:

m,y tuube:)

dairymold:

c-53:

shadowysiren:

c-53:

Please take my white ass to anor londo

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

a 6-panel comic of a person in armor being picked up and carried away to Anor Londo by a Belfry gargoyleALT