I do think it’s ultimately the potion seller’s right to not sell the knight potions that would explode the knight and that it’s out of hubris that the knight keeps insisting on only the strongest potions but I also think it’s a situation born on clashing egos because the potion seller is clearly proud of how strong he can make his potions and here comes a common bloke insinuating that he can handle the best of what the potion seller is capable of offering, and instead of offering more suitable alternatives from his own stock the potion seller completely shutters down on this initial gaffe out of pride - note how he says “you’d better go to a seller that sells weaker potions” instead of recommending his own weaker potions, suggesting that he is still stuck on the knight’s request as an insult to his abilities as a seller above anything else, and reasserting himself as a high quality seller relative to other sellers. ultimately this unfortunate interaction happens because neither party is willing to cede an inch out of the initial affront to their self image
YOU need an ancient tome to tell you how to cast. I simply convene with the arcane and pour my intentions into the ocean on power and get what I ask for :3
hedonism is good actually rich people just suck at it
i think not only do we have a moral obligation to preserve human life but also a moral obligation to maximize the pleasure of others and ourselves (provided it doesn’t hurt anyone)
people don’t just deserve to eat food, they deserve to eat good food that tastes good without worrying about nutritional content
people don’t just deserve clothes, they deserve nice clothes that are well made and fit their personal style
people don’t just deserve the bare minimum, they don’t just deserve to be alive, they deserve to live and have nice things for no other reason than making that particular person happy
I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton
Okay yes sometimes there’s a skeleton, I understand how museums work. But I mean what if it gets me
Fact: you can absolutely kick a skeleton’s ass. You are a skeleton wearing biological power armor. Skeletons of adult humans typically weigh less than 30 pounds. You are in a superior weight class by orders of magnitude.
i wish someone had told me that when i was a kid and terrified of having to fight a skeleton
Find a library system in the United States or anywhere else that lets you do online registration. Sign up using addresses that is located where the library system is located. You can look up places on Zillow. There’s an American phone number generator somewhere on the internet. Generate it and use it when the form ask for a telephone number. Remember the last four digit though because sometimes they use it as a pin number.
I did get hate mails over this saying I’m stealing resources from Americans who really need it lmao
Libraries: PLEASE get library cards and borrow books and stuff from us, we need you to do this so we can stay open, we only get funding because we have records of people actually using our services. The more you use the library the better.
Non-US people: I’d love to use this convenient online library system but I can’t in my country.
Anneemay: Here’s how to use the convenient online library system.
Idiots: STOP USING LIBRARIES IT’S STEALING IT’S BAD FOR THE LIBRARY
Find a library system in the United States or anywhere else that lets you do online registration. Sign up using addresses that is located where the library system is located. You can look up places on Zillow. There’s an American phone number generator somewhere on the internet. Generate it and use it when the form ask for a telephone number. Remember the last four digit though because sometimes they use it as a pin number.
I did get hate mails over this saying I’m stealing resources from Americans who really need it lmao
Libraries: PLEASE get library cards and borrow books and stuff from us, we need you to do this so we can stay open, we only get funding because we have records of people actually using our services. The more you use the library the better.
Non-US people: I’d love to use this convenient online library system but I can’t in my country.
Anneemay: Here’s how to use the convenient online library system.
Idiots: STOP USING LIBRARIES IT’S STEALING IT’S BAD FOR THE LIBRARY
Listen, I completely understand why it was an issue for some people, but I still think that naming the original release of Deltarune “SURVEY_PROGRAM.exe” was really really funny
also when you opened it you had to agree to the end user license agreement, which just said “YOU WILL ACCEPT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS FROM NOW ON.” and when people on twitter told him their antivirus was flagging it as a threat, he posted a “fix” that was just a screenshot of the windows defender popup with the “run anyway” button circled
my favorite genre of fictional character is like “i am terrifying to almost everyone, i’m very good at killing, i can endure anything, i’ve become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck.”
so fucked up that alliums exist in Minecraft but not onions or garlic or anything. STEVE YOU’RE MISSING OUT ON A CULINARY BREAKTHROUGH JUST DIG DOWN A LITTLE FURTHER
oh my god god god god god my dad just tried to complain about me wearing earrings with ghosts on them because they’re “not very festive” so i said Well Actually ghosts are very appropriate for christmastime and he said tell you what if you can show me a single christmas themed thing that has ghosts in it i won’t say another word about your fashion choices this entire holiday. i Promise. so i got him to lean in realllllll close as i opened up the browser app on my phone and slowly began to type “A CHRISTMAS CAROL” while the blood rapidly drained from his face.
Happened to glance over at my coworker and her phone was at just the right angle and she is ON TUMBLR. what if we have reblogged each other and don’t know it.
every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it
I’m loving the influx of hdg-posting on my dash recently, keep it going girls if we all concentrate hard enough maybe we can get a psychic signal out to the Affini
