December 2024

teadrunktailor:

johannestevans:

horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally’s weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else’s shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone’s chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another’s throats, breathing into each other’s mouths

All of this, plus:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

dyingweapon:

starjasmines:

pandawak:

omegaverse:

starjasmines:

it’s messed up that men with long hair can just cut their hair and then no longer be a man with long hair

We should ban that bull shit

Men don’t exist for your aesthetic convenience…

this is simply not true.

@omegaversereloaded

Wym art is bad tf

piralea:

it’s all bad

nixcraft:

frecktheheck:

More GTA Trevor nonsense ⭐️

pinkhittari:

Hacia tiempo dibuje esto para salir de lo común, por mi obsesión con el juego jsjsjs ✨


I drew this a long time ago to get out of the ordinary, because of my obsession with the game jsjsjs ✨

css-official:

I might not be a programming language but at least I’m hot as fuck. You ever seen web pages without me? Fucking black and white times new roman? Talk about drab. javascript always gets all the hype but I’m definitely the pretty one in the family.

nixcraft:

Grandpa: Come here, nixCraft.
me: Yeah, Grandpa?
Grandpa: What is this error? What am I supposed to do? Do they expect me to buy a new computer every few years? I’m a pensioner with limited income.
me: You don’t have to if you use Linux Mint.
Grandpa: What is that now?
me: Explains everything
Grandpa: It is free? It will not steal my data? It will not install stupid games without my permission? I can access Facebook and do shopping and buy or sell stocks? Are you sure it is free and connect to my WiFI?
me: Yup.
Grandpa: Linux Mint it is, then!

fangs-4-fags:

nobody appreciates the fine art of humor anymore. it’s always “how high are you?” “umm, beep beep, somebody get batteries for this guy’s carbon monoxide detector!” “you’d better check your walls for black mold!” “HEY, I think the AMULET you got recently is having an effect on your ‘PERSONALITY,’ and we’re all 'WORRIED ABOUT YOU.’” WELL GUESS WHAT, JACKASS!?!?! guess. WHAT. I LIKE THE AMULET. IT LOOKS GOOD ON ME. i know you’re just jealous. no, SHUT UP. don’t bother denying it, SHITBAG. the amulet TOLD ME. you wanna TAKE IT from me???? you wanna STEAL IT??? IS THAT WHAT ALL THIS IS ABOUT? WELL GUESS WHAT, DIPSHIT??? ME AND MY AMULET DON’T NEED YOU. WE’RE GONNA DO JUST FUCKING FINE ON OUR OWN!!!! DON’T BOTHER APOLOGIZING NOW 'CAUSE WE’RE LEAVING ANYWAY!

21stc3nturyd1gitalb0y:

say what you will about vigilante justice, but the conversation taking place around luigi mangione is going to change disabled people’s lives. not immediately, of course, but it is a small step toward a much larger goal.

to me, there’s something so disingenuous about decrying violent acts while turning a blind eye to the inherent violence of refusing needed medical treatment. being disabled in the united states makes you uniquely aware of the flaws in our healthcare system. and that is in itself a radicalizing experience. so no, it didn’t surprise me at all to find out that the suspect shared many similarities to myself, being a disabled man with a chronic illness whose daily pain was invalidated by doctors because it was invisible. frankly, i’m shocked instances like this aren’t more common, because disabled people have been on the receiving end of medical violence since the concept of medicine existed.

i talk a lot about cripple punk for this reason- society has a very narrow view of how disability and chronic illness affects people. the reality is, many are angry, and hurt, and bitter. we have deep and seemingly irrational mistrust for doctors. we’re exhausted of having to constantly fight just to exist, and a lot of us hold lingering resentment toward those that hurt us.

the fact is, some disabled people are going to make you feel uncomfortable. they might say or do things that you don’t agree with. this is the end result of a system that consistently fails the chronically ill and disabled, and until we address that, true peace will never really exist

doubleca5t:

doubleca5t:

doubleca5t:

He’s saying what we’ve all been thinking

For reference, OP’s “Hear Me Out” is on the left and the commentor’s is on the right

Thank you for your service 🫡🫡🫡

lesser-flamingo:

I love the old timey phrase “you forget yourself”. bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

anarchist-caravan:

Chat Control 2.0 also means the end of private communication. Hell world.

fangs-4-fags:

nobody appreciates the fine art of humor anymore. it’s always “how high are you?” “umm, beep beep, somebody get batteries for this guy’s carbon monoxide detector!” “you’d better check your walls for black mold!” “HEY, I think the AMULET you got recently is having an effect on your ‘PERSONALITY,’ and we’re all 'WORRIED ABOUT YOU.’” WELL GUESS WHAT, JACKASS!?!?! guess. WHAT. I LIKE THE AMULET. IT LOOKS GOOD ON ME. i know you’re just jealous. no, SHUT UP. don’t bother denying it, SHITBAG. the amulet TOLD ME. you wanna TAKE IT from me???? you wanna STEAL IT??? IS THAT WHAT ALL THIS IS ABOUT? WELL GUESS WHAT, DIPSHIT??? ME AND MY AMULET DON’T NEED YOU. WE’RE GONNA DO JUST FUCKING FINE ON OUR OWN!!!! DON’T BOTHER APOLOGIZING NOW 'CAUSE WE’RE LEAVING ANYWAY!

pukicho:

pukicho:

pukicho:

It’s truly nice to see video games at the game awards

Due to woke it could’ve been no games, I’m told.

Why the fuck do you guys keep talking about bacon

󠁡󠁬󠁳󠁯󠀠󠁷󠁨󠁹󠀠󠁤󠁯󠁥󠁳󠀠󠁨󠁥󠀠󠁨󠁡󠁶󠁥󠀠󠁢󠁯󠁯󠁢󠁳󠁻󠁷󠁵󠁮󠁧󠁬󠁥󠀠󠁴󠁥󠁸󠁴󠀠󠁥󠁮󠁤󠁳󠀠󠁨󠁥󠁲󠁥󠁽HOW DID YOU WUNGLE AN IMAGE

Simple, the extension doesn’t sanitize wungle text

This means that you can just… wungle html code

Thankfully Tumblr doesn’t allow for injecting JavaScript so it’s not like anyone is stealing your Tumblr blog but that still means someone can insert anything from a button to a gender selection prompt in the middle of a post

Coincidentally HTML has a tag called <img> that lets you have images in places

Simply wungling ’<img src=“https://example.com/image.jpg” style=“max-width: 100%;” />’ (without the quotes) while replacing the https://example.com/image.jpg with the link to whatever image you want will result in an image appearing

i'm trying to use your extension and i'm running into a very strange bug where the class you're trying to pick up posts from (".zAlrA") doesn't seem to actually exist on my dashboard..? like i tried searcing for it in inspect element and there's no elements with it

anton-exe:

lukadjo:

Whst???

I have no idea what that class actually represents, I just saw it always appeared on the thing I needed

hmmmmmmm

Can you open a GitHub issue and upload a zipped Ctrl+S of your Tumblr dashboard on there

ok i actually managed to fix it for myself by installing the tampermonkey script and changing line 118 to

const posts = Array.from(document.querySelectorAll(“.FtjPK”));

󠁡󠁮󠁤󠀠󠁡󠁬󠁳󠁯󠀠󠁩󠀠󠁦󠁯󠁵󠁮󠁤󠀠󠁡󠀠󠁳󠁩󠁴󠁥󠀠󠁴󠁯󠀠󠁥󠁮󠁣󠁯󠁤󠁥󠀠󠁭󠁹󠀠󠁯󠁷󠁮󠀠󠁷󠁵󠁮󠁧󠁬󠁥󠁳󠁻󠁷󠁵󠁮󠁧󠁬󠁥󠀠󠁴󠁥󠁸󠁴󠀠󠁥󠁮󠁤󠁳󠀠󠁨󠁥󠁲󠁥󠁽which seems to be making it work

Okay! Thanks for the information

marzipanandminutiae:

saga-news-and-fandom:

kestrelsandcentipedes:

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

In the “my illness won’t condemn me to an early, ignominious death” kind of way.

in a “everyone who wants to have children will be able to afford that” type of way

sapphic-agent-4:

solfungus:

saw this poster in my dream and immediately woke up to google who the fuck is Pedro S. 

prime minister of spain and ceo of pronouns apparently

jeena-says-hi:

These spot the differences are getting harder and harder

tfemflightinstructor:

jsketch12:

deer

Wooohooo 14 CFR 91.205 baby! Give it up for 14 CFR 91.205!! The regulation that indicates that powered (including deer powered i presume) aircraft need to have red green position lights (at night)

tfemflightinstructor:

jsketch12:

deer

Wooohooo 14 CFR 91.205 baby! Give it up for 14 CFR 91.205!! The regulation that indicates that powered (including deer powered i presume) aircraft need to have red green position lights (at night)

luxiiien:

Chocolate dragon🐉

:

The sexual tension between me, and completely thrashing my current setup and starting again with a completely different distro

homunculus-argument:

I’m pretty sure that lab-grown precious gems could and should be used for some sort of witchcraft fuckery purposes. This is one of those “I have no way to even begin to rationalise this, but I feel like it should be logical” sort of things. Like there’s some inherent elemental safety buffers in natural gems and crystals that manufactured ones wouldn’t have, so you could do some absolutely nuclear wizard shit with them. Like how being born through c-section or having a trans man father would technically exclude you from “no man of woman born” in a prophesy.

biff-donderglutes:

ultrakillblast:

ROBOCOP (1987)

robocop’s famous catchphrase

teaboot:

We don’t NEED AI art. We NEED to have a full apartment complex full of 1960’s-1980’s sci-fi & fantasy cover artists on permanent retainer

It just doesn’t get any better than this

waxwing-ed:

waxwing-ed:

oh i get it you’re playing with touys. well i have a desk job let me go home

SWEATS

tasty-tiktoks:

bucatinibucatini:

i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

sketiana:

sketiana:

the earth is a pearl awash with sunlight :( holds its water like in cupped palms :(( we have so much water here it hops up to the sky and dances its way back down to the ground i can never live enough. ive never lived enough to see it all. give me seventy lifetimes and maybe that will satiate me n fill the void that only looking at beauties of this wonderful world can make a dent in

they leap up like coming up for air n go back down thats everything to me today.

pettydavis:

they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again

shadowblade8192:

likes charge reblogs cast

starshipgenius:

Something about this is oddly beautiful. Somebody took the time out of their day to create these elemental cats. I think this has given me more will to live.

medusadyke:

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

civilizationkills:

anarchists don’t throw round cartoon bombs around like they used to

cerastes:

As a licensed therapist, let me tell you that the most success I’ve found with patients is not being uwu soft happy thoughts guy, and instead being someone that validates all the rage, anger, frustration and sorrow they have. Curbing it with fake positivity is unhealthy and self-destructive. Express it. If you need to cry, you cry, if we need to rage, we rage, if you aren’t good with words, we can do something more physical; I bought cheap plates one time, for this 16 year old girl who just couldn’t communicate and convey properly, then we smashed them together whenever our slow conversation touched on the things that truly hurt her, the idea being that giving a physical component to speech could help her organize ideas better, and it worked.

And after we get all that rage out of you, after we validate and shape it into something that’s nothing to be ashamed of and that needn’t be kept in a little cloister until it blows you to kingdom come, then we talk about how beautiful shit can be once rage and frustration are things you can grab by the throat. Yeah it’s not going to solve everything because a lot of psychological issues are symptoms of a greater root problem, and a lot of times, you don’t have mental illness, you simply don’t have money, but with that wholly on the table? Yeah it becomes easier to navigate potential solutions and increase resilience.

But seriously, “fake it until you make it” has a lot of merits but there’s a big red line that says “FAKE HAPPINESS” that you shouldn’t cross. Can’t blame you if you do, because we are taught “negative” emotions exist (they don’t) and that we have to repress and never ‘fail’. Fuck up a lot, and learn from it, learn how to get angry in a way that helps you and doesn’t hurt others. Way more productive than thinking happy thoughts.

cerastes:

As a licensed therapist, let me tell you that the most success I’ve found with patients is not being uwu soft happy thoughts guy, and instead being someone that validates all the rage, anger, frustration and sorrow they have. Curbing it with fake positivity is unhealthy and self-destructive. Express it. If you need to cry, you cry, if we need to rage, we rage, if you aren’t good with words, we can do something more physical; I bought cheap plates one time, for this 16 year old girl who just couldn’t communicate and convey properly, then we smashed them together whenever our slow conversation touched on the things that truly hurt her, the idea being that giving a physical component to speech could help her organize ideas better, and it worked.

And after we get all that rage out of you, after we validate and shape it into something that’s nothing to be ashamed of and that needn’t be kept in a little cloister until it blows you to kingdom come, then we talk about how beautiful shit can be once rage and frustration are things you can grab by the throat. Yeah it’s not going to solve everything because a lot of psychological issues are symptoms of a greater root problem, and a lot of times, you don’t have mental illness, you simply don’t have money, but with that wholly on the table? Yeah it becomes easier to navigate potential solutions and increase resilience.

But seriously, “fake it until you make it” has a lot of merits but there’s a big red line that says “FAKE HAPPINESS” that you shouldn’t cross. Can’t blame you if you do, because we are taught “negative” emotions exist (they don’t) and that we have to repress and never ‘fail’. Fuck up a lot, and learn from it, learn how to get angry in a way that helps you and doesn’t hurt others. Way more productive than thinking happy thoughts.

daily-spooky:

dcyiyou:

frodo-of-the-nine-fingers:

nothing canon era fic writers could come up with will ever be as cruel as modern au fic writers putting these guys in the most basic modern scenarios. like he was born to live & die by the blade, his story was over before it began. and you made him take the bus and work a 9 to 5 job

miss-wizard:

i love you. im pregnant and its toys

mitsmebinch:

for reasons i shall not discuss, a tweet

anarchist-caravan:

Chat Control 2.0 also means the end of private communication. Hell world.

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry

Berry Sized Cackling Evil Witch: you always know what to get me

butch-witches-deactivated202412:

kushblazer666:

made a version for julius ceasar

pink meme with white text says, "i love my community im being brutally murdered by senators and brutus my bestie in the world"ALT

kyra45:

badjokesbyjeff is back to posting regularly now so here’s your reminder that blog never apologized for the mess of causing people to say all Palestine gfms to be ran by scam bots still.

I don’t care how long ago it happened. It still happened. And accountability never happened. The account wants you to pretend it never happened. But it did. And you can still find proof archived if you know where to look. Don’t forget what that blog did just because “haha funny bad jokes”.

The same for writing-prompt-s. The “apology” was deleted and I don’t think that’s an acceptable apology if you delete it afterwards.

viejospellejos:

Moooola!

viejospellejos:

Moooola!

technofeudalism:

A screenshot of a Bluesky post from  user Wild Geerters
@steinkobbe.bsky.social

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one elseALT