December 2024

escuerzoresucitado:

allie-leth:

vitalinformations:

shut up

This man is actually willy Wonka and he needs to be stopped. Someone needs to stop him. This is out of control.

planefood:

rules for thee and not for me

frustratedasatruar:

bartfargo:

And November. And October. September too. Its still ongoing in January.

fromkenari:

aethersea:

gwen-daria:

Reuters article about it

Nah, you really gotta read the article. They’re gonna force insurance companies to separate from the stupid mandatory specialty pharmacies that they own that they force anyone insured who needs a “specialty medication” to use. I used to be able to get my specialty medication at the regular fucking pharmacy, and so did everyone else before they started up this nonsense. They cost more, and I’ve never had one that didn’t fuck me over every single year when I have to redo my prior authorization. Like I have to get every specialty prescription filled in advance, even if I don’t necessarily need it right now, to have a stockpile of 2-3 months of medication in case they fuck it up again and I lose that buffer. Most people don’t have that buffer. Caremark, Express Scripts, Optum, and there so many more. Call your fucking congressperson and tell them to support this legislation. PLEASE.

modeofgauze:

freedominthedarkmp3:

Gonna start random discourse now. Living in a two-story house is elitist. Moving to a foreign country is cultural appropriation. And stop saying something is “easy”, you are slutshaming the task

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

whatever our souls are made of, you and me are going to end up stuck in the same ice hole

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shatnerihardlyknowher:

plantkitten:

i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

Rb to tell prev you love them ur glad they exist and you’re so happy they’re alive

brytning:

robotlyra:

Since we keep getting “live action” CGI remakes of already perfectly adequate animated movies, and because people need to understand that animation is a medium and not a genre, I have prepared this primer about the importance of Visual Language for Conveying Information.

Can you tell what the personalities of these two mice are?

Can you tell now?


Which of these two tigers feels safer to be around?


Which of these three dogs is the funniest one?


If you can answer these questions, then you already have experience with the idea of visual language and stylistic choices being used to impart narrative meaning. If you can understand why these choices were made to impart meaning, then you can understand why animation is a medium for telling stories that has its own inherent value, and is not merely a “placeholder” for the eventual implementation of photorealistic presentation (aka “Live Action” CGI). Animation does not need to be “corrected” or “legitimized” by remaking it into the most representational simulation of observable reality.

This is why I love 2D animation and will forever.

shamebats:

shamebats:

Before I went no contact with them, I’d sometimes complain about my parents to my partner (whose parents are great but he knows very well what mine are like) and he’d say “well they’re getting old, and they’re covid deniers and don’t trust doctors…who knows, they might die soon” which I loved, it was so reassuring, I wish more ppl had the balls to bring that kind of energy

Ppl who don’t know my parents: remember, they won’t be around forever 😓

My partner who knows my parents and also has a reference point for what non-evil parenting looks like: remember, they won’t be around forever! 🥳

daughter-of-sapph0:

drag-on-dra-goon:

radiofreederry:

Terfs are such giant misogynists lmao

this

“a fully grown female is genetically and physically weaker than a 10 year old male. this is always the case. female are always worse than males, no matter what. the worst male can always beat the best female. trust me, I’m a feminist” - terfs.

vocabulary-altering-posts:

b0nkcreat:

handbagman:

how do you draw wet hair

okkay. i was going to make an actual tutorial thing to help u but i frogot what i was doing so i drew the most pathetic little wet cat beast imaginable. on accident. so sorry

they pourt wader on him

PHRASE ADDED!

little-rainbow-lizard:

I know murdering all of the CEOs of all the evil corporations won’t solve capitalism, but I don’t think it would hurt either. Maybe we should try killing a few more, just to see what happens

carby:

hoooshiiiii:

plasticbutthole:

Sent this to my mom (she’s a nurse) and this was her reaction

I love her-

I had a doctor tell me my liver was “unremarkable” one time. Sir do you know what my liver has been through? My 20s, for starters,

busket:

this is very petty but weeks ago I saw a tiktok from a trans man talking about going off T to reconnect with his feminity, and he was saying stuff like “I need to connect to the bountiful, peaceful nature of the motherland before I return to the crazy ass tboy village cos all trans men are fucking cringy as fuck” and he was obviously half joking but I was smelling some terfisms so I commented “hey I support this journey you’re on but I think you can talk about it in a way that doesn’t present femininity as being inherently more natural, spiritual or deeper than masculinity is. and no need to call trans men crazy or cringy” and he replied to my comment “chill🙄”

today by serendipity another one of his vids appeared on my fyp saying “I went off T and now I’m back on T because I realized estrogen makes me act crazy and feel miserable”

and I resisted the urge to comment “oh? you didn’t find anything of worth in the bountiful natural motherland of femininity? 🥺” and I think I deserve accolades

totallyfubar:

totallyfubar:

nightstargalaxy:

totallyfubar:

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding

teathattast:

spiribia:

I do think it’s ultimately the potion seller’s right to not sell the knight potions that would explode the knight and that it’s out of hubris that the knight keeps insisting on only the strongest potions but I also think it’s a situation born on clashing egos because the potion seller is clearly proud of how strong he can make his potions and here comes a common bloke insinuating that he can handle the best of what the potion seller is capable of offering, and instead of offering more suitable alternatives from his own stock the potion seller completely shutters down on this initial gaffe out of pride - note how he says “you’d better go to a seller that sells weaker potions” instead of recommending his own weaker potions, suggesting that he is still stuck on the knight’s request as an insult to his abilities as a seller above anything else, and reasserting himself as a high quality seller relative to other sellers. ultimately this unfortunate interaction happens because neither party is willing to cede an inch out of the initial affront to their self image

thelooniemoonie:

pansyfemme:

pansyfemme:

pansyfemme:

if were all catpeople there would be trans catboy forums devoted to how to dye over calico markings so you can pass better and another group of trans catboys who insisted that the only way to deal with it is to normalize catboys having calico markings. the discourse would be insane

meanwhile all the far right commentary catboy youtube channels would have videos titled ‘HAS “MALE CALICO” ACCEPTANCE GONE TOO FAR?’ with the thumbnail of some random calico catboy who was shown in 0.001 second of a popular clothing brand’s pride month ad

there would be a whole other discourse over why we should stop talking about calico catboys when no one knows the struggle of transitioning from a girl orange cat (cute) to a male orange cat (stupid)

hapalopus:

minipliny:

Seen today on walk peace and love on planet earth

gallusrostromegalus:

wandercuriosity-deactivated2024:

theglintoftherail:

powdermelonkeg:

wizardarchetypes:

I want to write a book called “your character dies in the woods” that details all the pitfalls and dangers of being out on the road & in the wild for people without outdoors/wilderness experience bc I cannot keep reading narratives brush over life threatening conditions like nothing is happening.

I just read a book by one of my favorite authors whose plots are essentially airtight, but the MC was walking on a country road on a cold winter night and she was knocked down and fell into a drainage ditch covered in ice, broke through and got covered in icy mud and water.

Then she had a “miserable” 3 more miles to walk to the inn.

Babes she would not MAKE it to that inn.

Are there any other particularly egregious examples?

This book already exists, sort of! Or at least, it’s a biology textbook but I bought it for writing purposes:

It starts with a chapter about freezing to death, and it is without a doubt the scariest thing I’ve read in years (and I read a lot of horror fiction).

This book can be downloaded for free on Researchgate, posted there by the author himself:

The Biology of Human Survival: Life and Death in Extreme Environments

In third grade, I started writing a book called “HOW TO NOT DIE IN THE WOODS” mostly about not petting the wildlife, but apparently I should finish it.

kawaiite-mage:

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you’d also fuck their clone.

april:

fastest-punslinger-in-the-west:

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google “apple turnover” for more information.

Two replies from @lofiocto, made within the same minute:
"ok"
"good god there's pastry in there"ALT

nonasuch:

must a piece of media be “good?” is it not enough to first encounter it aged thirteen and have your brain completely rewired forever?

antiterfbutch:

downtroddendeity:

national-shitpost-registry:

tayefeth:

girlfriendluvr:

window–syl:

socialmaya:

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century

That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.

Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years

I think a lot of this comes from the fact that most people don’t know the formal definition of capitalism. We all know the word, we’ve all seen the jokes, but very few people bother to actually define it unless they’re talking about political theory and philosophy, so it’s easy to end up with the impression that Capitalism = Money Can Be Exchanged For Goods And Services.

Capitalism is the economic system where most of the means of production (i.e. everything people need to have to make the stuff that everyone wants) are owned by private individuals or corporations, who then hire people to provide the labor necessary to produce things, with the intent of selling the output at a profit. It’s the difference between “you’re a carpenter and you make a chair and you sell it” and “you’re Richard Q. Richington who owns a chair factory, and you pay people to sell the chairs you paid other people to make and then all the excess money goes back to you.” There have been Richard Q. Richingtons on and off throughout history, but that being the norm for every single industry is a pretty recent development.

An alarming amount of people seem to think capitalism = all trade, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

japhers:

Color illustrations of an individual with a levitating pair of large and small gold stars instead of a human head, in various poses.

Their outfit is comprised of an off-white long coat, with gold buttons and a quilted red-and-blue lining embellished with gold stars; a black chest harness with golden buckles over a dark blue sweater; dark blue gloves; long, off-white culotte pants, secured with a black, gold-buckled belt; and gold-tipped and heeled off-white boots.ALT
Bust illustration of the same character in their human disguise- a dark brown individual, with two-tone red and gold hair, dark blue eyes, golden ear piercings, and golden face paint on the eyes and chin area.ALT
Bust illustration of the character in their usual starhead form. The star heads are visibly luminous, emitting both light and sparkles.ALT
Color illustration of the same character in their human disguise- a dark brown individual, with two-tone red and gold hair, dark blue eyes, golden ear piercings, and golden face paint on the eyes and chin; they are holding a golden flip phone towards their ear.

Their outfit is comprised of a beige trenchcoat with golden hardware, worn over a deep blue dress shirt, opened to reveal their bare chest and golden jewelry. It is finished off with off-white culotte pants and white gloves.ALT


Aldebaran, the star! or Aldo for short

(intro music is from Luna Say Maybe)

gayboygaming:

comfymoth:

comfymoth:

what if they were just sluttin it up under that cloak? huh? how would we know?

hearing you out…………..

Once i have boobs i need a top with a boobie window

thisdastampdoesnotexist:

elllapa:

Merry yaoimas

madlori:

sonatine:

onion-souls:

lordturkeyfist:

kryptonians:

lesbianbritneyspears:

perrisbueller:

donnasweettttttttt:

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

murderofsomeone:

typenull:

Collab with @animalinvestigator

everythingfox:

Admiring himself

(via)

tuscanhomeglow:

so i recently just got my cult of the lamb plushies ( devolver digital edition very cool ) and

good heavens

lambert are you alright

things-that-are-not-true:

you always fucking try to pull my arms and legs off by tying them to horses and having tge horses all run away in different directions and to be quite honest i’m fucking sick of it

dysphoria-things:

dysphoria-things:

dysphoria-things:

everything gender criticals whine about being taken away from women ever since the transes took over is hard to take seriously because none of this has ever applied to butches

“bathrooms used to be a safe space!” butches have never been allowed that luxury. “people now have to ask if we’re women, as if it wasn’t obvious!” butches have never been allowed that luxury. “now im second guessing every woman i talk to! what if she’s a man?” yeah butches have dealt with that for a while now. “we used to be respected as women, now we’re people who menstruate or whatever dumb shit” do you think butch women have ever been respected as women

this paranoia about having to share a space with anyone they see as “not woman enough” is insane. they’re longing for the good old days when THEY didn’t deal with that, they weren’t just female separatists they were cis white monosexual gender conforming separatists.

pangeasoftware:

things-that-are-not-true:

if everybody in the club works together we can all lay the biggest egg the world has ever seen

things-that-are-not-true:

all those cats that are going missing in the alps are doing warriors shit. beating the fuck out of each other and pissing all over the place. honestly disgraceful

things-that-are-not-true:

despite the english alphabet having thousands of known letters, only 5 meet the criteria of “true” letters

fuckmaster-unlimited:

a little green alien has landed at a local gas station and is trying to buy cigarettes

pieklo:

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

theswampghost:

one thing i adore about fandom is the “[bad parent]’s A+ parenting” tag on ao3. it’s so universal and so sarcastic and it makes me giggle every time i see it

rneliflua:

This Video Essay Could Have Been A One Paragraph Rant On Tumblr

neversmartcourtmage:

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

penny-anna:

if you’ve ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.

hey @catsarehumanstoo, how dare you leave incredible addition this in the notes:

That’s so much better actually

neversmartcourtmage:

neversmartcourtmage:

poptartcatz40:

THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES

WHY DO THE YEARN FOR THE MINES?

RCOK AND STONE!!!

ROCK AND STONE!!!

For reference I’m not even a dwarf I just VERY enthusiastically love the Mines

neversmartcourtmage:

charl0ttan:

charl0ttan:

playing poisoned chalice with my #underlings

so they fucking cjeated ,

Fucking hate it when that happens

neversmartcourtmage:

despin-convert-deactivated20250:

despin-convert-deactivated20250:

when aliens make contact will the catholic church…

send missionaries to spread the gospel

denounce their blasphemous cults

claim they have no knowledge of good and evil and therefore cannot sin

crusade

deny their existence a la dinosaurs

See Results

there is no official position within the vatican on aliens but according to this guy, either aliens had no original sin or there’s a martian jesus. so take that as you will.

This makes me happy because reasons

neversmartcourtmage:

thefleetingflashofa-sword623:

Would you hate me if i went wraith form in front of your mom

Naw we chillin

elodieunderglass:

kyrosion:

bisonrimant:

Woodcarved humanoid goose wearing plate armour. She's holding a shield and a flanged mace. On the handle of the mace, a red robin landed. The eyes of the goose are made of glass. The feet and the beak are painted in burnt yellow, as the breast of the red robin. The upper part of the robin is painted in brown/grey  and its eyes and beak in black.ALT
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Honk and Bonk

@elodieunderglass

Oh I love them thank you