December 2024

plasticwxrms:

I think he might like bees… not totally sure tho

existennialmemes:

Christmas is in two weeks!!

If you haven’t started collecting 184 birds for your True Love, you’re already running late.

sehyn:

my mom says she’s not a hugger. but when i put my arms around her on a gloomy day or after bad news she’s the last to let go.
my dad says he doesn’t want gifts on his birthday, but i see the way his face light up when i get him a card with a nice message and a box full of chocolate anyway. he’s just a kid inside, still. it makes him giddy.
my brother never says i love you. but when i tell him “i just need to finish the dishes before i vacuum!” he wordlessly goes to vacuum the entire house before i can, and if he sees me struggle with a wrapper or a jar or a bottle he mutters ‘c’mere’ and opens it for me without even sparing me a glance.
the thing is, people love you quietly, and you love them quietly, and the air is buzzing with tiny but grand gestures & once you look for them, you find them everywhere. i think that’s really beautiful.

coldcrashpictures:

thememedaddy:

fintan-pyren:

fintan-pyren:

academic who writes a paper and just puts “credit to original author :)” for all their citations

The WHOLE POINT of this post was that this would be a bad thing to do, so you shouldn’t do it with art either. This is a PRO-CITATION post. Stop complaining about citations and saying that you wish you could get away with this.

bismuth-soup:

crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington:

people keep reposting my comics without credit or permission so heres a dump of my comics frome my twitter @/cuptoast

do not my reposts my art, if u see one of my comics uploaded to here, it was not with my permisiions!

jumpingjacktrash:

lexxerduglas:

diananock:

katedrawscomics:

why-i-love-comics:

Flash Comics #13 - “The Creeps” (1941)

written by John B. Wentworth
art by Stan Aschmeier

i could live a hundred years and i’ll never write comic dialogue this good

Same.

fucking increcible

nerts to that racket

world-heritage-posts:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

image

Oh crap!!!!

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Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

world heritage post

cute-catts:

videos-i-didnt-make:

vocabulary-altering-posts:

videos-i-didnt-make:

stand_down.mp4

PHRASE ADDED!

  • this entire post video

COMBO!!! COMPLETE POST ADDED!

i appreciate your enthusiamsm

If current trends continue

A screenshot of the similarweb website, It shows the right end of a graph that is going down, the rest of which is not in the screenshot, and a rank list of "similarly ranked sites" where Tumblr is eleventh while twitter is ninth, between them is nextdoor.comALT

Twitter will eventually be beaten by Tumblr

Not because of any virtue of Tumblr’s, of course, but it will be beaten nevertheless.

mikheevanora:

deadnow-deactivated20250507:

Microdosing friendship by liking each other’s posts and sending a single dm back and forth every 6 months.

niceinchnails:

Fuuuck

kaijutegu:

Yeah, I let my dog on the furniture, so what?

cikero:

there exists a game genre that is not often spoken about. and that genre is “games you only play with your cousins” like the ratatouille wii game or lego indiana jones

visenyaism:

visenyaism:

visenyaism:

eagerly awaiting the reveal of what political science 101 concept is she going to stop the plot to teach middle schoolers about. we got bread and circuses we got the extended work on thomas hobbes my money is on haymitch starting this book as an objectivist and having to unlearn that in the face of true struggle

REAL

oh it is definitely not im genuine. i am fully aware that the series is on the younger end of YA and so ms. collins meets the audience where they’re at. love and admire her clear commitment to using her books to teach middle schoolers introductory political theory i think that’s something that should really really be accessible to kids.

orbcube:

hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

puppyboygf:

puppydog wrapped

ruinikaidoexplodedbadly:

this makes me so mad because the art on the left looks so full of personality and the coloring style is fun and unique then this fucking lady transforms it into one of those really offputting uncanny valley kpop fanart looking styles with the unnervingly smooth painting and personalityless lineart… god help us all

lady-sanctuary:

elierlick:

Now THIS is art. 😍

“When I first saw the original painting, I began to do some research on that little boy. I could find everything I wanted about every other detail in the painting, but there was nothing about him. No history. And so I wanted to find a way to imagine a life for this young man that the historical painting had never made space for in the composition: his desires, dreams, family, thoughts, hopes. Those things were never subjects that the original artist wanted the viewer to contemplate. In order to reframe the discussion, I decided to physically take action to quiet [and crumple] the side of the painting that we’ve been talking about for a very long time and turn up the volume on this kid’s story. And that’s the reason why I started that painting.”
Via Artnet News 2019/03/27

hollowedskin:

snazzymolasses:

manganese-heptoxide:

thegaymertrainer:

So cool to see the growth!

kandinsky ain’t got nothin on her

I just learned a thing about art.

You can just paint circles. And still make amazing art.

Things that have always stopped me from trying to art:

  • I can’t understand shapes and perspective
  • I can’t understand shading and lighting
  • I can’t make faces or human bodies because I don’t perceive them really (every face I draw is the same face, because that is what my face blindness sees)
  • I can’t think of scenes to make
  • I don’t understand “simplifying” what my eye sees into the mushes that artists make (For example, were to try to draw a tree, it would take me 50 years because the only way I could interpret it would be to draw every single individual leaf, exactly as it appears, which is impossible)

Today I learned that I don’t have to do any of those things in order to art.

I could just paint circles forever, and that would count as art. As cool art.

I would personally be happier with squares. But still. I could just. Draw shapes and paint them in, and it would count as art.

Eye-opening.

Do it! Pick a shape or a geometric pattern and make a rule, just like they did. Then try a new rule. Then combine rules. It’s going to come out amazing, and over time you’ll be able to do more and more complex things!

And yes it’s art! It is making art! Go make some art!

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

I understand that professional philosophy has its place in society but philosophers do tire me out sometimes I must say

We’ve all got our own philosophy I suppose. I’m certainly guilty of blathering on about how I think the world works. But there’s a lot of philosophical questions whose answers seem obvious to me if you just accept that multiple things can be true at the same time.

Like do things exist? What is a thing? Can existence be categorized? Is the universe made of things?

Like yes the universe is made of things and things are a human made concept that seems pretty obvious to me at least like how long do you have to sit in a room thinking to convince yourself that either there are no things or that there’s some inherent thing in the universe that makes it fit into our human boxes can you please touch grass

And yes perhaps my opinions on this are bogus and I’m completely wrong I’m completely open to that possibility but with the way modern philosophy is often communicated to the public it feels like they’re all just sitting in their offices smoking weed and asking if grass really exists instead of going out and touching the grass like yes grass is a human made mental construct and yes grass does exist you can go outside and touch it right now

And I want to reiterate that philosophy does have its place in society and all that like sure it’s good to have a group of people thinking about the nature of things but from an outside perspective sometimes it becomes difficult to understand what philosophers are doing all day. Like at the end of the day what’s the difference between people in Ancient Greece wondering if eyeballs project light and a guy with an iPhone asking if chairs actually exist like at what point will smashing a chair over your head convince you that it’s real by most definitions of that word

totally-ironland:

godisafujoshi:

godisafujoshi:

boofinator:

Weird chairs

These are regular chairs to me

those aren’t weird chairs, those are just the good kind.

jarnt8:

miss-peanut-butter-cups:

jarnt8:

rockergiirl:

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dantes-infernal-chili:

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

i was rly bummed out and then i saw this picture and im cured now

Fuckibg superb you funky little kirby

rabbiteclair:

see THIS is what youtube is for

srsfunny:

srsfunny:

ask-the-rag-dolly:

at this point should i just rewrite ’ ragatha being ambiguously gay ’ to ’ ragatha being gay ’ because she’s not beating the allegations at this point . girl it’s okay to say you’re jealous

also this is the opportunity for you guys to add the gloink queen in ragatha’s harem

hi. what color are those thangs

whatcoloristhatcat:

a black spotted tabby with moderate white spotting and a black tabby - i’m pretty sure spotted - with high white spotting !

wolfchaldo:

wumblr:

smegma-factory:

How ttf do you even get data like this?

if you click through to the source, which is reddit, you can see that in many cases you don’t need any data at all! you can just retitle a population map, and delete your account when people ask for a source. hope this helps ❤

mapsontheweb:

The world divided into 2 equal parts

slizigizard:

weirdmageddon:

angry-ursidae:

saw comments about heights on one of my doodles and i realised i literally had no idea on how tall i wanted the bishops to be compared to each other so i drew this. and then i share it with you. why? fun.

bigheadmode:

mcdonaldguy:

thebigwillie:

this passes the bechdel test

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

strong contender for post of the decade

laughconfetti:

sergle:

ploppymeep:

crazy-pages:

puppybotz:

To everybody claiming that luigi mangione really is the guy.

This is the manifesto the cops say they found

“To the Feds, I’ll keep this short, because I do respect what you do for our country. To save you a lengthy investigation, I state plainly that I wasn’t working with anyone. This was fairly trivial: some elementary social engineering, basic CAD, a lot of patience. The spiral notebook, if present, has some straggling notes and To Do lists that illuminate the gist of it. My tech is pretty locked down because I work in engineering so probably not much info there. I do apologize for any strife of traumas but it had to be done. Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming. A reminder: the US has the #1 most expensive healthcare system in the world, yet we rank roughly #42 in life expectancy. United is the [indecipherable] largest company in the US by market cap, behind only Apple, Google, Walmart. It has grown and grown, but as our life expectancy? No the reality is, these [indecipherable] have simply gotten too powerful, and they continue to abuse our country for immense profit because the American public has allwed them to get away with it. Obviously the problem is more complex, but I do not have space, and frankly I do not pretend to be the most qualified person to lay out the full argument. But many have illuminated the corruption and greed (e.g.: Rosenthal, Moore), decades ago and the problems simply remain. It is not an issue of awareness at this point, but clearly power games at play. Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty.”


like “ohh yeah we got our guy, he was holding the murder weapon, a manifesto that says "Hey feds! I did that crime and did it with this gun!! this is because the US has the most expensive healthcare but we don’t even live as long as some other countries? and its the fault of the american public who I hate!” anne 10 grand! is obvious that this is our guy, and he’s just a low down criminal who hates your! the american public"

also if they did find him with that why would he respond to their arrest with immediate legal defense rather than dignified resignation like the manifesto implies.

So the manifesto has no actual rhetoric or justification and he demures authority and intelligence. No advice or urging for others to do the same. It frames him as alone and unusual in taking his hatred as far as he has. It says there’s no point trying to get into his devices, yup, definitely no reasons for the cops to try to do so because there’s nothing on there which might contradict their story like location data. (How much you wanna bet they disappear from lockup before the trial?)

And it explicitly praises and gives respect to the cops, when while being taken by cops he shouted “It’s completely out of touch! It’s an insult to the intelligence of the American people!”

Yeah okay, this does it, I’m pretty convinced they’re framing an innocent man. No one willing to throw their life away killing a monster and expecting to get arrested for it and their words distributed is actually writing something like this.

sorairoknife:

You should always strive to give your followers an extremely warped impression of your favorite media

theyoungwaldschrat:

hunter-rodrigez:

bowelflies:

sea butterflies, Limacina helicina (Gastropoda: Limacinidae)

source

It’s hard to see here… but sea butterflies are a kind of snail

It is literally impossible to come up with a fantasy worldbuilding concept that is more outlandishly weird, wonderous and magical than something that already exists in the real world

geopsych:

geopsych:

Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

Sharing this again for anyone who could use a few seconds of peace and light today for whatever reason.

dmonet-macitan:

learned how to use blenders film making tools

dmonet-macitan:

learned how to use blenders film making tools

argumate:

oneirotrope-deactivated20231115:

cannot fathom the strength of will required to spend 70 pages getting matrix multiplication from O(n^2.37286) to O(n^2.37188)

we have matrix multiplication at home

get home

it’s O(n^2.37286) 😒

lonestatus:

lonestatus:

it’s so foggy out on the road i can’t make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me

moonsfavoritedaughter:

literally-an-envelope:

the-worm-man:

adhd-vibes:

fandomquoter:

Phineas and Ferb - Season Four - “My Sweet Ride”

ok but this literally adhd

the d in adhd stands for doofenshmirtz

@pockmarkedplanet

hilarious :3

virgoanmaenad:

guerrillatech:

She’s right and she should say it.

arabhope:

arabhope:

invaderxan:

Happy 14th shoeversary

Happy 15th shoeversary

Happy 16th shoeversary

thememedaddy:

hi really sorry to bother you but i just want to let you know that you reblogged a post from another tumblr user

teaboot:

I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me