The Polk County Sheriff’s Office deliberately misled people into believing that Briana Boston had been released without charges. They shouldn’t be allowed to get away with it.
#do u think that it was awkward in the group when the rest found out that shere khan hunted down and tried to kill a kid multiple times? #im not discussing the ethics of shere khan trying to kill a child or whether mowgli deserved it or not im just wondering like. #was it awkward for them #do u think tigger and hobbes text abt him and how they can’t invite him to big family bbqs anymore bc of chris and calvin? #does tony stop posting group pics that have shere khan in them bc he doesn’t want to lose his kelloggs endorsement? #tigress probably is the neutral party bc humans don’t even exist to her #is there a big drunken blowout between them one night where the tension is too strong #and shere khan yells about how ‘you don’t understand! he tied a fucking ON FIRE BRANCH to my TAIL!! i was traumatized!’ #and theyre all like ‘you don’t think he was traumatized??? you were hunting him and telling the whole jungle you were going to kill him!’ #there’s a scuffle that ends in tigress holding back shere khan and both tigger and calvin holding back tony… #eventually the latter two convince tony to leave the restaurant for some fresh air #and and shere khan breaks down and sobs that he just wants his fucking friends back while the rest of the restaurant watches in silence? #idk something to think about
Illustrated for @HT_Black’s upcoming TTRPG, Toonpunk Second Edition, and its lore book—coming soon!
Oh no, your initial assumption was correct; it’s a common misconception that that arrow is pointing to the fox. The computer used to be a human, but now he’s a virtual presence represented by a chicken. The fox is transgender.
The dinosaurs in jurassic park being mixed with frogs is clever and conveniently also means theres an in universe explanation for them not having feathers, but i do think they should go one step further and have like a little exhibit in the visitors centre or something with a plaque like “more recent research suggests many of the species you will see today likely had feathers, to make up for this inaccuracy we would like to present you the following:” and it’s a little terrarium with a frog they’ve genetically engineered to have feathers, yknow to even it out
i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here
i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here
“The Brothers Grimm were important contributors to popular cultural European literature” and “The Brothers Grimm were violently antisemitic and misogynistic” are two facts that can and should coexist with each other.
your daily reminder that this is a microblogging website and not every post you see is a sweeping well thought-out hot take for you to consider and many posts are in fact vent posts that blew up on accident
I was talking about being afraid of people leaving me behind because I’m too sick, and my boyfriend just looked at me and said: “It’s my choice to be your boyfriend. It’s your friends choice to be your friends. You don’t have to understand it, but you have to respect our choice. Don’t try to make the decision of whether you’re worthy of people on their behalf because that’s not your decision to make.” I think that’s an important thing to remember. That whether we’re worthy of someone’s time and effort is something others can decide for themselves regardless of whether or not we agree with them. There’s a lot of peace in realizing that literally all you have to do is accept the love other people choose to throw your way. That you aren’t the one who gets to determine that you aren’t worthy of their love. That other people can choose to love you regardless of how you feel about yourself - and that you can learn to respect their choice even though you’re feeling unworthy.
One day I said out loud, “when we’re apart I think you must hate me, I picture you seeing my name when I text you and heaving this big sigh because I’m so annoying” and he quietly said “that’s a little mean. I wish you wouldn’t picture me that way” and something clicked
Spent a while looking for the version of this with the rest of the thread but couldn’t find it so I’m adding it myself.
Porn is famously undefineable and can include everything from vaguely erotic texts to exceptionally graphic kink content. As such, I would argue that Shir HaShirim (Song of Songs) absolutely counts as pornographic. This does not lessen its kadosh - holiness - set-apart-ness - as it is still in the Tanakh and one of the 5 megillot to boot. Instead, I would argue that the redactors of the Tanakh were positing that porn can also be in service of the holy, and furthermore, that the ultimate form of music - THE song out of ALL songs - Song of Songs - is porn. in this essay, I will -
I’m only writing the essay if we get a full 100 l'chaims (1800 notes)
Step 1) Pass the Bar exam. This is presumably very easy, considering how young some of the lawyers and prosecutors are in the series. They hand those badges out like hotcakes. Presumably it’s part of Themis Legal Academy’s graduation package, so you might not even have to TAKE the bar exam! Step 2) Only take murder cases. This will probably happen to you regardless of whether you want it to or not, so I’m including it in the list so you feel like you have SOME control over your life. Step 3) Be an honest and morally good person who seeks for truth and justice above all else in court. This one isn’t TECHNICALLY mandatory, but eventually you’ll end up facing off against someone from the Wright Anything Agency and once they’re involved you’d better get on the level fast, or you risk either humiliation or being arrested for murder. Better to get this one out of the way sooner rather than later. Step 4) Pay the Detectives. Please. Gumshoe desperately needs a raise. If you aren’t going to pay your Detectives, you should at LEAST take a summer sabbatical in Europe. Germany would be best. Step 5) This is very important: Be a sadist. Just a bit. Be a troll. A gremlin. A deranged little maniac. You’re going to be watching a lot of people suffer on the witness stand (and behind the Defense’s bench), and if you don’t enjoy watching that happen then you’re in for a very miserable career. Might as well get SOME entertainment out of it. Trust me, if you aren’t capable of making Phoenix Wright recoil in fear, you’re doing your job wrong.
youre offline because you have an irl life and miss one load bearing post on here and all of a sudden you dont understand any of the vagues on your dash for the next week
it’s five times worse when you’re a gimmick blog. You miss our on 5.000 years in a week because someone decided to start a whole new lore that led to a brand new meme
i love being married to a straight guy. this morning we were parallel chilling and i glance at his computer and he’s watching a drill fight tournament. as in, guys attaching drills to the same rod and turning them on until one breaks. to find the strongest drill. jose noticed me staring and rolled out of the way so i could see the screen. he knew every drill brand and told me their quality and price. i watched the whole thing without comment. the violence was enchanting. i never would have found this. he’s a vector to an entirely alien, often beautiful, world.
idk how to tell you this dude but you died in every timeloop like it got ridiculous. it was like some final destination shit. i gave up trying to save you after a while idk what it was
for fucks sake i never thought i’d see Instagram style pseudo-scientific bullshit on tumblr.
‘dysregulated nervous system’ is a sentence made up by people to sell you essential oils. IT IS NOT A MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS NOR A RECOGNISED CONDITION. I cannot find a single reputable health website or medical research paper describing 'dysregulated nervous system’ as an actual condition.
Even if its just a meme you guys gotta be careful abt ANY vaguely related health stuff on the internet. made up terms like this are designed to prey on the vulnerable.
EDIT: putting my money where my mouth is. Here’s a paper discussing the problems around claiming 'nervous system dysregulation’ is responsible for everything. TLDR, theres no solid evidence its a thing.
You got me so emotional over these silly stick figures. I'm so happy Dark is being transparent with Chosen!! I said this before, but it still makes me so happy to see Dark's low empathy be treated as neutral! And the fact that it isn't brushed under the rug also makes me super happy!! <3
I love Mutual Aid so much it's so dang cute!!!! O(≧∇≦)O
ôvô such a positive response! aww hehe i am so glad that you like it >v< one thing that wanted to show in the series is that my Dark is honest (HC), as we can also notice hes transparency when talking to Vic as well
I don’t know, as soon as you started the question, I somehow momentarily was struck with such a lack of desire for any material goods that there’s now a school of thought in Buddhism who reveres my ADHD riddled brain as a potential speedrun to enlightment.
There’s this way of talking about tabletop games that just seems to imagine DMs as someone who isn’t playing a game with their friends who they know and like and I don’t get it. Are people hiring DMs in enough numbers that this is normal?
Or is the community just so brainrotted the fundamental relationship between players and dms has to be what, aersolised
As a game designer and player, “DM as a service” is really scary to me. Not from the DM side. Go make your money, game masters! Offer your services. Thats just fine. But from the player side, I think it CAN be really destructive.
Over the last few years I’ve noticed a huge shift away from player engagement in games. It seems more and more often players just don’t want to engage with the rules, beyond their character’s specific mechanics (and sometimes not even that). Or they dont want to engage with the narrative, beyond questions that they are directly asked. Or they don’t want to engage with other players, ignoring them almost entirely. Even in games that are about this kind of engagement, where the core mechanics demand players engage and take a share of responsibilities.
I think the “DM as a service” model encourages this. It allows the player disengagement by putting all responsibility on the DM. If the DM is being compensated for organizing and running the game, doesn’t all responsibility fall on them? Aren’t they responsible for every aspect of the game, including the vital roles and responsibilities of players? That seems to be the attitude, and it’s honestly pretty shitty. Most TTRPGs are designed to be shared storytelling experiences, where each player has narrative and mechanical responsibilities. Even D&D. When players shirk those responsibilities, when they expect the DM to do every bit of the game for them, it breaks the experience. It creates some other, lesser thing that isnt what the designer intended. It specificlly does not create the actual experience of playing the game. It’s also grossly unfair to other players who are participating as intended, especially the DM.
My game The Magical Land of Yeld is designed to be a collaborative storytelling game. This happens on more of an adventure by adventure macro scale than a scene by scene micro scale. At the end if each adventure, players tell the GM what they want to do during the next adventure. This is an important part of each adventure and an explicit rule, not a suggestion. An explicit way for players to influence the game, to focus attention on aspects of the narrative or rules they want to explore.
“I want to return to Boulder Town to learn the secret Cheesecake recipe.”
“I want to be in a situation where I can use my Backstab and LightningStrike Special dice.”
“Lets learn to swordfight so we can impress the Prince when we meet him.”
That kind of thing.
Additionally, the role of GM is meant to shift to a new player every few adventures. This gives each player a regular chance to control the game’s narrative and explore ideas within the story and rules they are interested in. It gives everyone a turn in the GM role as often as they like and ensures players are building a story together. Because the story we build together is better that the story 1 GM makes up on their own. At least in this game.
And yet… so often we find players just ignore these rules. rules. When asked what they want to do in the next adventure, they give vague answers, or none at all. When it’s their turn to be the GM, they say they dont want to. They don’t want to engage with the game’s rules and create a story together. They want to be entertained.