December 2024

antiterfbutch:

downtroddendeity:

national-shitpost-registry:

tayefeth:

girlfriendluvr:

window–syl:

socialmaya:

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century

That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.

Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years

I think a lot of this comes from the fact that most people don’t know the formal definition of capitalism. We all know the word, we’ve all seen the jokes, but very few people bother to actually define it unless they’re talking about political theory and philosophy, so it’s easy to end up with the impression that Capitalism = Money Can Be Exchanged For Goods And Services.

Capitalism is the economic system where most of the means of production (i.e. everything people need to have to make the stuff that everyone wants) are owned by private individuals or corporations, who then hire people to provide the labor necessary to produce things, with the intent of selling the output at a profit. It’s the difference between “you’re a carpenter and you make a chair and you sell it” and “you’re Richard Q. Richington who owns a chair factory, and you pay people to sell the chairs you paid other people to make and then all the excess money goes back to you.” There have been Richard Q. Richingtons on and off throughout history, but that being the norm for every single industry is a pretty recent development.

An alarming amount of people seem to think capitalism = all trade, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

antiterfbutch:

downtroddendeity:

national-shitpost-registry:

tayefeth:

girlfriendluvr:

window–syl:

socialmaya:

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century

That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.

Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years

I think a lot of this comes from the fact that most people don’t know the formal definition of capitalism. We all know the word, we’ve all seen the jokes, but very few people bother to actually define it unless they’re talking about political theory and philosophy, so it’s easy to end up with the impression that Capitalism = Money Can Be Exchanged For Goods And Services.

Capitalism is the economic system where most of the means of production (i.e. everything people need to have to make the stuff that everyone wants) are owned by private individuals or corporations, who then hire people to provide the labor necessary to produce things, with the intent of selling the output at a profit. It’s the difference between “you’re a carpenter and you make a chair and you sell it” and “you’re Richard Q. Richington who owns a chair factory, and you pay people to sell the chairs you paid other people to make and then all the excess money goes back to you.” There have been Richard Q. Richingtons on and off throughout history, but that being the norm for every single industry is a pretty recent development.

An alarming amount of people seem to think capitalism = all trade, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

antiterfbutch:

downtroddendeity:

national-shitpost-registry:

tayefeth:

girlfriendluvr:

window–syl:

socialmaya:

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century

That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.

Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years

I think a lot of this comes from the fact that most people don’t know the formal definition of capitalism. We all know the word, we’ve all seen the jokes, but very few people bother to actually define it unless they’re talking about political theory and philosophy, so it’s easy to end up with the impression that Capitalism = Money Can Be Exchanged For Goods And Services.

Capitalism is the economic system where most of the means of production (i.e. everything people need to have to make the stuff that everyone wants) are owned by private individuals or corporations, who then hire people to provide the labor necessary to produce things, with the intent of selling the output at a profit. It’s the difference between “you’re a carpenter and you make a chair and you sell it” and “you’re Richard Q. Richington who owns a chair factory, and you pay people to sell the chairs you paid other people to make and then all the excess money goes back to you.” There have been Richard Q. Richingtons on and off throughout history, but that being the norm for every single industry is a pretty recent development.

An alarming amount of people seem to think capitalism = all trade, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

conartisthaiji:

prisonhannibal:

prisonhannibal:

it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again

I’m going to think about this forever…

[image description: a tag that says, “yes but you carry your 23 year old inside you and when you do something your 23 year old self would have liked she smiles”. /end id]

raevenlywrites:

daily-spooky:

angiekitstar:

orcboxer:

orcflorist:

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

my seanoning

Not a day passes where my wife and I don’t quote this

fluffmugger:

kurganfilledwithbearbones:

#i just looked and i don’t think this post gives you the full picture #santigold96 has written 357 works of asoiaf fanfiction in chinuk wawa #the devil works hard but santigold96 works harder

cathartidae:

how many licks does it take to get to the center of the elephants foot

allthatispeculiar:

impossiblepackage:

draconym:

draconym:

I know this is the Anti Small Talk Website but small talk is one of the most effective social glues out there for getting to know people and forming friendships with them.

When I was just starting out at a job right after college I had a coworker who I thought was the nicest person alive and after a few weeks I realized this was just because she consistently asked other people things like, “How ya doing? Whatcha having for lunch? Got any weekend plans? Seen any good movies lately?” instead of politely ignoring everyone around her.

To anyone confused about the social function of "small talk": it signals that you are a friendly and safe person to talk to. Think of it like a dog wagging its tail at another dogALT

Wow! It turns out that being interested in people’s day to day lives makes them like you more!

spare-shoes:

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Yeah so the Big Think is literally owned by big oil. They’re making shit up so people feel too exhausted to fight for any change. Ignore this kind of environmental nihilism, all it does it help the rich avoid change.

basemeat:

everyone wish her a goodnight

ellipsus-writes:

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beatcroc:

i watched one episode of death note and this show is soooo funny for opening on skull demon guys and youre like oh shit its the evil freaks and then theyre just like chilling playing cards. and then you meet your mild mannered middle schooler boy protag and hes like i want to kill everyone forever

that-0ne-loser:

cuntnikida:

depsidase:

@questionable-ftm-passing-advice this shirt instead of pronoun pins.

i would love towear this ironicly, like im a guy, but most ppl just think im a butch lesbian. whith is awesome, bit not what im going for.

angelzonearth:

fully sober in the club googling frankenstein 1818 full text

theglassdragoncollective:

[ID: A fake Spotify Wrapped screenshot that’s all black with white all caps text reading, “Spotify Wrapped. This MF spent all year with his ear pressed up against a damn” Insert three overlapping clipart pictures of tradition conch shells, text continues, “Conch shell” follow by the statistic, “Hours listening to conch: 1,000,000.” End ID]

Your a faggot kill ur elf

froggiefrond:

the fuck did my elf do

unorcadox:

heaven is always watching

intoxicatedinkeep:

lateleviathan:

ultraviolet-divergence:

ultraviolet-divergence:

Someone shot and killed the CEO of United Healthcare on the street in Manhattan. The company is one of the largest insurance providers in the country, one of the 10 most profitable corporations in the world, and is notable for its algorithmically-targeted denial of care, ruled illegal in three states.

The gunman has escaped so far. One suspects that narrowing the suspect pool will be difficult, due to the large amount of people, myself included because of a not-a-bill I received today denying coverage to my hormone panel bloodwork, who had motive.

This should be the new fad of 2025

hemipenal-system:

hemipenal-system:

yeah yeah sexbot but get weirder about it. sexbot that’s a giant biomechanical draft horse that rears up on its hindlegs and uses a set of tentacles to drag you into its open chest cavity before closing you in there and restraining you, suspended inside it with your legs held apart so it can shove a massive silicone horse cock into you and trot around town with you forced into servicing it, your desperate whimpers being turned into regular-seeming horse noises by the shape of its throat

some kind of fantasy setting with a city that’s patrolled and protected by a herd of the massive clockwork horses, but they don’t really have a huge interest in helping so as payment they get to fuck people, sometimes volunteers but often the criminals they catch. everyone can see the poor bastard stuck in there with a foot and a half of silicone shaft buried in them but it’s their Civic Duty ™ so no one’s gonna intervene.

laughing and pushing the horse away as it tries to steal the produce from your stand as a snack, all too aware of the fact that it has since caught the last person who tried to steal from you and every minute or so there’s another tiny spurt of white fluid onto the cobblestones beneath the beast from inside it

king-of-men:

regina-bithyniae:

batboyblog:

South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol’s attempt to impose martial law collapsed after 190 Members of Parliament barricaded themselves into the National Assembly chamber and voted to end martial law while the military tried to break in to stop them before they could vote. Many members had to climb a fence at the back of the building to break in to get a majority of the 300 member body in the room to vote.

Can you imagine trying to explain this to a 3rd century crisis Roman general?

Maximinus: “So the… ‘president’ had the army surrounding the legislature? So he gets to be emperor now, right?”

“Well, almost, but then the lawmakers got into the building and voted that the army had to go away.”

Maximinus: “So the army went in and killed them, right? The lawmakers didn’t have any swords.”

“Well, no. Because they voted the army couldn’t do that.”

Maximinus: “But couldn’t they just do it anyways?”

“Sort of? But then everyone would be really mad and it would get even worse for the president.”

I feel like Maximinus would actually get this perfectly? He might think that these are unusually law-abiding soldiers, who exhibit rather a lot of the old Republican virtue; but nonetheless “willing to prevent the Senate from getting a quorum, but not to defy the edict of that quorum” actually feels kind of Roman to me.

sketiana:

spotify wrapped you were hollow in the soul for about six months and nineteen days :( your top five sorrows are unknown. you felt nostalgic twice but it affected most of your year afterwards

memeuplift:

mousegirlheart:

full of cheese and fruit juice

foone:

idea on how to improve the tumblr dash: filtered posts are smaller

mystery-ink:

certifiedsexed:

shisno:

supercrooks:

We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to take their own lives.

Raise. Awareness.

For the uninformed, vaginismus is when the vagina painfully tightens and spasms when faced with pressure, usually from anything trying to insert into the vagina. It’s the reason I can’t wear tampons, and why many people can’t have vaginal sex without severe pain.

There’s not a lot of treatments, and there isn’t a single one that is for vaginismus exclusively - they’re all medications or treatments to treat symptoms, but not the causes. In fact, for a long time doctors waved off vaginismus as a purely psychological disorder in cis women.

Seriously, this is so unaddressed and uncared for in medical circles. Please spread awareness, even if all it’s for is to let those who have it but don’t have a name for it finally be able to understand what’s happening to their bodies.

Certified Sex Ed Post!

Hi hello! This post is almost 10 years old and there ARE treatments for this. Vaginismus is otherwise known as pelvic hypertonia and it is a MUSCULAR condition that can be caused by many different factors including endometriosis, trauma, chronic UTIs, and connective tissue disorders.

It’s incredibly common! And it can be treated by physiotherapy.

I know this because I’m currently undergoing physio and although it can take months to recover, I’m already seeing improvement. A lot of the pelvic floor exercises are available online, but if you have these symptoms please TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR and see if you can get a physio referral (or investigation for underlying causes like endometriosis).

Also, my additions to posts never get reblogged so a note to my followers: this is SUPER IMPORTANT ISSUE that affects many people and is rarely talked about. Please reblog, and please share this info with as many people as possible.

Pelvic hypertonia/vaginismus is incredibly debilitating and psychologically damaging but it CAN BE TREATED. Spread the word, and you never know who you’ll be throwing a lifeline to.

asynca:

A review by a Jewish Pogrom scholar on why the violence in Amsterdam is not a Pogrom against Jewish folks and why it is dangerous and unhelpful to call it one.

moldavite:

oatwhiskers:

sorry for curling up at your feet and whimpering like an injured dog that wasn’t very mysterious of me

bogleech:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

macbethz:

i want what david cronenberg has

He’s right

“this person needs therapy” is in the same tier with “they were sooo high making this” and you can feel the exhaustion in his answer

niceinchnails:

niceinchnails:

Good or bad

Posts worth 0 dollars

cargopantsman:

june-egbert-official:

cromerholt:

picture of a cute innocent baby animal “um this is who youre being mean to btw” thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers

i bet you feel real stupid now

walkingweirdmageddon:

devilishdescent:

me: computer, imagine a triangle.

computer: no sweat man. im doing it.

me: ok, now imagine another one.

computer: psh, sure. i can handle two triangles.

me: ok, now imagine another one.

computer: you know it.

[several hours later]

me: can you imagine another one?

computer, starting to sweat now: yeah. yeah, i can.

Elaborate

skippyisntfunny:

mckitterick:

sighinastorm:

hispanicdisorder:

While undoubtedly designed as a research and conservation tool, and probably even valuable as a way for the inland ultra-rich to dine on extra-fresh red snapper, I choose to believe this is just one guy who likes to take his fish for walks.

portable supramarine exploration device

chipper-smol:

chipper-smol:

foxgirlwizard:

chipper-smol:

when something cool happens but you cant say anything to anyone so youre just

What happened?

Im glad that this has reached many people who have signed NDAs

crunchygranoladyke:

i know i’ve said this before but i’m going to say it again because the more i work with geriatric women the stronger i feel about the fact that the only anti-aging that women in their 20s/30s should be obsessed with is building strong bones and muscle mass. that’s like the most important thing you can you can do right now to lay a good foundation for healthy aging. you can botox the shit out of your face but that’s not going to do anything to save you from dying prematurely from a fatal hip fracture that you can’t bounce back from because you didn’t do anything to prevent yourself from becoming frail and breakable. like i know that sounds harsh but that is reality for a lot of older women and i don’t want that to be you.

felidthing:

a screenshot of a wikimedia webpage section titled "other ways you can help wikipedia thrive." there are two options below, titled "buy wikipedia branded merchandise" and "include wikipedia in your will." each has a small blurb and a button to select it.ALT

wikipedia i love you but it is absolutely buckwild to present two options of “hey do you want some merch?” and “when you die will you give us some inheritance please.”

pisshandkerchief:

pisshandkerchief:

pisshandkerchief:

being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I’ll be getting dressed in the morning like “I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks” bitch shut the fuck up

some of you MUST be making up guys.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

fatsexybitch:

irlactualhuman:

panoramaaa-deactivated20250601:

They should get a baby to eat. As a treat.

What is their crime? Trying to eat a baby? A succulent human baby?

They know the safety wall is there but they go for it anyway, they want to eat them so so bad

techyvegan:

dinuguan:

image

not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you violet

melonfacade:

charmnecklacecreatures:

scully sitting criss cross applesauce in a room full of bones she is everything to me

the1andonlyjes:

none of my moots have TikTok so I’m posting this here

vitchuatlocalhost-deactivated20:

lesslaivyy:

my-blog-is-a-sideblog:

singerin:

panoramaaa-deactivated20250601:

Where’s that omg not to be a lesbian thing when you need it. I’m too distracted by the hotness to google it.

The competence. The strength. The completely casual execution of skill. That leather belt and all of its compartments and whatnot. Mmmm.

thelovelyvie:

memeuplift:

Me when blahaj

jaydovesworld:

atonau:

queeneli128:

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

THE NOTES ARE BROKEN!  This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”

It shows up as 0 for me.

dr–wizard:

whatevergreen:

The Polk County Sheriff’s Office deliberately misled people into believing that Briana Boston had been released without charges. They shouldn’t be allowed to get away with it.