December 2024

smallblueandloud:

sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012:

sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012:

weird unprompted opinion but i think out of all the storytelling mediums…..theatre best portrays loneliness

hamlet: [walks onto a movie screen] now i am alone

me: i guess

hamlet: [is left on an empty stage] now i am alone

me: fuck yeah you are

#it’s about the sucking hungry silence of a hundred people holding their breath and very intently watching #the one single person on this bare piece of elevated floor that has been filled with so much #artistry and make-believe that it has become a true and real place #good theater sucks the air out of the room #an empty stage echoes (via @aethersea​)

yms1:

nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times

clubcope:

emiko-matsui:

the goat says

proshipwanderer:

you are not a disgusting person for exploring and enjoying dark themes in fiction. you do not have to defend yourself or justify the content you consume. have fun with it, get freaky and weird with it. you can do whatever you want forever

riceoatswheatgrain:

npdsalad:

npdsalad:

Gets you with my Nice!

my Nice!

I have seen this post probably at least 20 times courtesy of @lukadjo, each time passing over it thoughtlessly and only now do I process the bizarreness of it

riceoatswheatgrain:

npdsalad:

npdsalad:

Gets you with my Nice!

my Nice!

I have seen this post probably at least 20 times courtesy of @lukadjo, each time passing over it thoughtlessly and only now do I process the bizarreness of it

riceoatswheatgrain:

npdsalad:

npdsalad:

Gets you with my Nice!

my Nice!

I have seen this post probably at least 20 times courtesy of @lukadjo, each time passing over it thoughtlessly and only now do I process the bizarreness of it

clle0:

verdet-cadet:

lastvalyrian:

stripedroseandsketchpads:

stripedroseandsketchpads:

stripedroseandsketchpads:

amarguerite:

velociraptrix:

toomanystoryideas:

dichterfuerstin:

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

hearteyedraccoon:

sprachgefuehle:

tanukisoda:

downton-not-downtown-smh:

what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though

blorbeaux from my nilihist french plays

blorbón from my weird latin american magical realist novels

blorbug from my kafkaesque short stories

von blorbow from my german sturm und drang novel

Don Blorbo from my opera

błórbżo from my polish poetry

blorbocles from my ancient greek epics

Mr. Blorby from my Jane Austen novels

Blorbio from my early modern plays

Assembling some more from the notes:

And the kicker:

useless rosetta stone

Mickey “Blorbo” O'Connor from my noir detective novels.

Blorbina Diamondeyes Porpoise de'Sapphire from my shitty wattpad fanfics

mouthmoodz:

stick figure drawn on graph paper next to a box and a lamp, saying "in what scientists are calling 'pretty gay,' i can't find my shoes."ALT

I have been somewhat obsessed with the phrase “In what scientists are calling ‘pretty gay,’” for many years because of this ancient xkcd

liefdesbriefjes:

they don’t tell you this but you can take steps to improve your life all the time. even when you’re feeling absolutely miserable. even when it doesn’t pay off immediately. do you guys know about this

catalystcomet-archive-deactivat:

catalystcomet-archive-deactivat:

hello this is my favorite video ever please please

el muchacho monday

catalystcomet-archive-deactivat:

catalystcomet-archive-deactivat:

hello this is my favorite video ever please please

el muchacho monday

ntrider:

I love saying “cute…” about stuff. because a lot of stuff is cute…

fairycosmos:

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

transfemmbeatrice:

transfemmbeatrice:

fairytalefem:

transfemmbeatrice:

starting a collection. please add on

spoonbenders-archive:

i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here

spoonbenders-archive:

i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here

phobic-human:

ouroborosmoons:

ouroborosmoons:

I’m an angry person, but how can I not be? And why are you not more angry? Does injustice not make you shake?

What did Che say about injustice?

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine.

- Ernesto Che Guevara

inksplit:

studioghibs:

speedlimit15:

sometimes a person will say something that clues you in to the fact that they havent suffered a moment in their life. And you get to give them that look. well we need to invent that look for online

conceptofjoy:

conceptofjoy:

fuuuck um maybe

say less.

lordeboy:

hey

bearie:

i got the high score for most irritated anyone has ever been and my body exploded into clear and beautiful water droplets that nourished the ground where i stood and now trees and flowers taller that you could ever imagine grow in that spot and provide shelter to creatures great and small

pseudomantis:

pseudomantis:

Ok😀

speedlimit15:

bothering the wood ears

lovelesswav:

slopmaster9000:

strangegirlsclub-deactivated202:

you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)… *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*

Which is a better logo for a tech company? (Google and Apple stand-in)

The first!

The second!

I’m bald!

See Results

plaingreekyogurt:

they should invent skin picking that is good for your skin

beetledrink:

is there actually anything more irritating than depression apathy… like why am i sitting here arguing with myself “i kinda wanna play a video game but i kinda don’t because, what, i’m just gonna boot up a game and play it and have fun and close it when i’m done? get real”

telnaga:

vegathelich:

falloutnewvegastransedmygender:

WTF do you mean jailbreaking my “smart” TV to install Linux in order to run adblock on my TV would be “Felony Contempt of Buisiness Model” That sounds like a crime made up by The Board in Outer Worlds.

vegathelich:

falloutnewvegastransedmygender:

WTF do you mean jailbreaking my “smart” TV to install Linux in order to run adblock on my TV would be “Felony Contempt of Buisiness Model” That sounds like a crime made up by The Board in Outer Worlds.

SHE COOKK ME

tygah:

kantetsuuu:

catchymemes:

wiki-but-made-them-up:

an edited Wikipedia article: The scary condition


the scary conditon (infinite suffering pain death and grief) is a disease with a billion percent death rate and can only be cured by drinking a corona beer and a hot dog from a gas station in order to be cured

an image of a bird captioned: YOU WILL DIE
ALT

cassiebnuy:

abandonedambition:

you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream

what if life could be NIGHTMARE

chilewithcarnage:

wirbelwindria:

swagyna:

heterorealism:

SHE DID YOU GUYS!!!

lionesshathor:

lionesshathor:

awesomesthesia:

I am speed

WITNESS ME

I’d hold a cane or something out to the side and knock down everybody on the stairs.

newtrenchcaot:

circa2019:

bargarean:

bargarean:

reblog my post boy

aestheticsxemotions:

there it is, again

that funny feeling

cryptotheism:

inlovewithadeadman:

cryptotheism:

Torture the haters to death

Live well, be happy, and thank them in your acceptance speech.

Goofy ass. Hurt people with weapons until they die.

unpretty: