December 2024

theconcealedweapon:

highdrainjah:

contemptible-scoundrel:

I just reduced a dog to its base components (dog powder, binding reagent) with alchemical techniques

Joe Biden

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

I’d forgotten how torrenting shit makes you feel alive

Reply by gnostotron reading "YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A SENSE OF PURPOSE"ALT

aw-tysm:

What frustrates me with being an “out of sight, out of mind” person is that people tend to love suggesting notepads, diaries, apps, lists, anything that you can write reminders in. But my kind of “out of sight, out of mind” extends to that as well. Truly. If it is not in my sight, it is not in my mind. And you know what happens when you close a book or an app? It is not longer in sight.

My all new startup will graft screens into your eyes that will show you your reminders until you do them

Who would like to be a beta tester? If you do at least 6 months of beta testing you’ll get a discount on the ad-free premium subscription!

aw-tysm:

What frustrates me with being an “out of sight, out of mind” person is that people tend to love suggesting notepads, diaries, apps, lists, anything that you can write reminders in. But my kind of “out of sight, out of mind” extends to that as well. Truly. If it is not in my sight, it is not in my mind. And you know what happens when you close a book or an app? It is not longer in sight.

gothicprep:

gothicprep:

one of my coworkers has a matching tat w her fiance. hers says “beauty” in cursive and his says “beast” in like an edgy Masculine font & that’s what straight culture is

it’s with a heavy heart that i must announce…. they broke up and now they have this goofy shit on their bodies forever

your-fav-got-an-abortion:

MINECRAFT STEVE from MINECRAFT got an abortion!

damnfandomproblems:

Fandom Problem #6803:

People who write dialogue from multiple speakers without paragraph breaks. Every time the speaker changes you have to press the “enter” button. I’m not sure if I feel pity for your English teachers for being unable to get this through your head, or disdain for your English teachers not trying hard enough.

xxskramz-muttxx:

guooey:

Woke mob tries to silence another patriot

xxskramz-muttxx:

guooey:

Woke mob tries to silence another patriot

tamale-papi:

politijohn:

Source

This entire article is worth the read. Fuck Gilead

hey look at that he has a name

honeylemony:

honeylemony:

Fuckin gottem boys

how did I guess this account was a bot? 1: didn’t actually address anything in the main post 2: username is three random words stuck together & a default pfp 3: immediately asks to go to dm’s

Take this as a huge fucking sign. They are paying for bots to sow “empathy” for the 1% leeches among us poors. It is IMPORTANT to them that you are not only blind to the evils they cause but would also defend them when they would kill you in the street for a dollar. Do Not Fucking Believe Them. Your anger and rage against these rich assholes is your most important weapon.

honeylemony:

honeylemony:

Fuckin gottem boys

how did I guess this account was a bot? 1: didn’t actually address anything in the main post 2: username is three random words stuck together & a default pfp 3: immediately asks to go to dm’s

Take this as a huge fucking sign. They are paying for bots to sow “empathy” for the 1% leeches among us poors. It is IMPORTANT to them that you are not only blind to the evils they cause but would also defend them when they would kill you in the street for a dollar. Do Not Fucking Believe Them. Your anger and rage against these rich assholes is your most important weapon.

honeylemony:

honeylemony:

Fuckin gottem boys

how did I guess this account was a bot? 1: didn’t actually address anything in the main post 2: username is three random words stuck together & a default pfp 3: immediately asks to go to dm’s

Take this as a huge fucking sign. They are paying for bots to sow “empathy” for the 1% leeches among us poors. It is IMPORTANT to them that you are not only blind to the evils they cause but would also defend them when they would kill you in the street for a dollar. Do Not Fucking Believe Them. Your anger and rage against these rich assholes is your most important weapon.

cinnamon-stixs:

Remember Kinger’s line from episode 3?

Cool, now remember how Gangle was treated this episode.

:)

chucktheprophet:

island-delver-go:

stormdriver949:

normalstuffidk:

deerstroyer:

magical-awesome-kid:

xtremefangirling:

we-all-got-scars:

IT’S MARCH

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Uh… It’s still May…

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It’s august

It’s September

intoxicatedinkeep:

taxidermycatgirl:

would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait dont leave

taxidermy or wet specimen

taxidermy

wet specimen

ew wtf??

secret fourth option(put in tags)

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assiraphales:

luigi mangione, the SUSPECTED (innocent until proven guilty) united healthcare shooter, has been charged with terrorism. that’s right. a man who supposedly shot ONE SINGLE PERSON is being charged with terrorism. because in america, billionaires lives matter enough that a SINGLE rich man’s death is considered a terrorist act against this country. think about that.

the-uncanny-dag:

a-sentient-cup:

fullfrontalfish:

GUYS

grisped

snake-eggs:

there’s no way this hasn’t been done yet but come on, she is the epitome of this tweet

bumblebeerror:

destielmemenews:

Thousands of Amazon workers are on two panel image of the destiel love confession scene. cas is saying "i love you." the image has been edited to show dean replying "strike at 7 different facilities."ALT

“Members of the Teamsters union went on strike at Amazon early Thursday in a labor action at seven facilities in four states coast to coast just ahead of the holiday gift-giving rush.

Amazon said that its operations will not be affected by any of the union’s actions. Although the Teamsters claim to represent 7,000 Amazon workers nationwide, that accounts for less than 1% of the company’s US workforce.”

“Amazon shows no indication it is willing to reach a deal with the Teamsters or even recognizes that the union speaks for any of its workers, despite the union declaring that employees at numerous Amazon facilities have signed cards asking to join.”

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REMEMBER: THIS IS NOT A BOYCOTT.

The point is to shop as normal and show Amazon that it cannot keep up with orders without workers.

Shop as normal.

Do not boycott.

Don’t scab for Amazon.

depsidase:

boag:

indoril-niehaus:

top-hat-typist:

cheesey-toast:

Found this on facebook but reposting to SAVE A LIFE.

Or at least some of y’all’s GPAs.

You’re welcome.

Holy shit? thanks op!

for comp sci, physics, math, etc p much everything is uploaded by authors to https://arXiv.org

also, use Unpaywall

(and sci-hub but I didn’t tell you this)

jeejyboard:

jeejyboard:

i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot

omega-3verse

jeejyboard:

jeejyboard:

i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot

omega-3verse

jeejyboard:

jeejyboard:

i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot

omega-3verse

gutpuker:

gutpuker:

gutpuker:

gutpuker:

there was this one cool website where youd send it to people and they could choose like 5 of your positive and negative traits each, i wanna find it so bad…

goddd if i dont find it its gonna eat me alive, i really liked that website

i for some reason feel like it was called something like ___ board? and it was a very minimalistic kinda website, like youd just have plain layout and background and youd just pick adjectives like youd pick quiz answers

omfg reddit literally never fails. everyone say thank you reddit

gutpuker:

“there is something wrong with me” would imply theres something right with other people. which i dont believe

vvickydisc:

do NOT carpool after getting a bonus from your manager

waxwing-ed:

waxwing-ed:

okay subnautica time

hhopsital

slimetony:

My sister made awesome curry can we signal boost this

spanishskulduggery:

Btw - in Spanish you can say por los jajas and it’s like “for the lulz” or “for giggles” etc

Thought everyone should know

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

💖💖💖 Happy lesbian day!! 💖💖💖

This blog is run by a physically disabled lesbian whose income is about 1/3 the local minimum wage and well under the federal poverty line!!

So just a reminder that if you’d ever like to help a lesbian out, I have a wishIist of food and cleaning/hygiene supplies and other necessities, or you could send a walmart card to thatdiabolicalfeminist at gmail dot com if you want to help with groceries!!

💖💖💖

Hey, I’m sorry I haven’t been on here recently due to health reasons and I feel awful asking but I’m getting like dangerously broke and if anyone wanted to help me get through this month I’d be really grateful.

I currently owe someone I know $143 I borrowed for groceries because I could not afford them in the last part of november. I’d be struggling a lot even without that and have no idea how I’ll pay her back.

Any help at all would make a really big difference!!

No help yet since the above update btw 💙🩵💚🤎💙

I’m really really sorry to ask just I don’t know what else to do. I’m pretty sick and can’t just pick up more shifts. Any help no matter how small would make a difference. I need food and medicine and cleaning supplies and I can’t pay for them. I’m so sorry to ask.

I’m sorry, I haven’t been on here lately cuz I’m still really struggling with some health stuff.

I really hate to keep asking but I’m running out of several medications and other basics and not sure how I’ll afford them.

shrimpsonstilts:

Peetledoodle EP2: Holiday fever!

shrimpsonstilts:

Peetledoodle EP2: Holiday fever!

v-0w0-v:

smokeys-house:

smokeys-house:

So fucked that little animals can have bad dreams what do you mean they have to deal with nightmares too

Look at her she’s soooooo small do you think she deserves to be in the nightmare realm??? Ignore that it looks like I took her on a walk in the nightmare realm

i sent her on a moon mission hope this is ok with u she will be back soon and has a walkie talkie if u need anything like moon apples or a 7-up

thatswhatsushesaid:

thatswhatsushesaid:

shoutout to everyone

this was going to be a very different text post before i pressed enter too soon, but you know what, nevermind. shout out to everyone. don’t we all deserve it

thatswhatsushesaid:

thatswhatsushesaid:

thatswhatsushesaid:

shoutout to everyone

this was going to be a very different text post before i pressed enter too soon, but you know what, nevermind. shout out to everyone. don’t we all deserve it

teziel:

dugaodna:

hymen-restoration-project:

boag:

boag:

I never even click these notifications I just smile at them . I wanna live in the universe the Onion takes place in so bad

This did not happen. Our Lesbian Queen Taylor Swift is anti gun.

frontmansdefender:

inhumanliquid:

“I had this experience in school and it traumatized me” “Ermmmm ACKSHUALLY you need to shut the fuck up because your trauma isn’t the same as mine and is therefore invalid”

What if we all went out for lunch together instead

pyrrhiccomedy:

i think it’s cute when americans talk about being from the ‘great state of connecticut’ or like 'the great state of wisconsin.’ not when it’s texas or new york or california obviously because then there’s the fear that they’re being serious. but when americans adopt that really earnest tone and are like 'god bless the great state of delaware’ in response to a picture of a seagull swallowing an entire ziplock bag full of cheese-its. I think that’s very endearing

thememedaddy:

cipheramnesia:

decepticonsensual:

My brother recently bought a house in the rural outskirts of his city, and apparently it’s a real fixer-upper, but that’s always been the kind of thing he loves doing. So he has a truck now (to haul stuff for all the repairs he’s doing on the house). He’s already fond of flannel. He bakes his own bread.

And now a cat has turned up, so he has a cat.

With Christmas rapidly approaching, it’s dawning on me that my own brother is, in fact, Hallmark Christmas Movie Small Town Man.

If he shows up to Christmas dinner with a bewildered hedge fund manager who got stranded in his town and fell in love with him over an ice sculpture carving competition or some shit, I’m gonna have to stage an intervention.

god forbid men do anything

screenshotsofdespair:

spanishskulduggery:

Everyone spare a thought to that poor CEO that was killed

He’s going to have to work on Christmas Eve warning the other CEOs that they’ll be visited by 3 ghosts that night

mousegirlheart:

i only sleep 4 hours a day and look at me I’m fresh