nyancrimew:

cargopantsman:

nyancrimew:

nyancrimew:

nyancrimew:

we could create more luigi mangione copycats by putting lead back in paint and gasoline

alternatively class consciousness works as well

i think lead might be easier

i think the point is to put the lead in the CEOs.

ALT

daddyhoothoot:

BRANDON WHAT DOES THAT MEAN YOU’RE MAKING ME NERVOUS

teaboot:

Whimsy is a survival skill stop training it out of your kids!!! How are they gonna make it when shit gets rough???

yourordinarycat:

nyaa:

i think this is the original article if anyone was wondering. it is absolutely wonderful: https://www.initiatewebdevelopment.com/Csharp/HTML%20Pages/display%20output%20labels.html

i also like this one (source: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/uwp/composition/composition-effects)

ALT

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volstrucker:

raishe:

volstrucker:

volstrucker:

have you guys heard about cats

they go meow btw. not that you care

I care very much, keep going

ok so get this they have ears that go △

yeahokayillreblogthat:

catchymemes:

yeah okay ill reblog that

ellipsus-writes:

Juuuust in time for the holidays (because y'all have been amazing this year)… 🎁✨

… We’re shipping a big improvement to our AO3 exporter!

Since we launched the exporter back in October, we’ve been loving all the feedback you’ve sent our way. That said, we know it had a few rough edges.

Now, in addition to creating new works—you can export your docs and drafts as chapters in existing works!

Head over to the blog to learn more… 🦌

- The Ellipsus Team xo

kabigon143:

The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this

noelle-the-sleepy:

what do you MEAN i need to talk to people to meet cute boys and maybe get a boyfriend? this is bullshit!

gnome-de-official:

tofutama:

shrimpblaster:

meckamecha:

kuromi-hoemie:

meckamecha:

I got a laptop with Windows 11 for an IT course so I can get certified, and doing the first time device set-up for it made me want to commit unspeakable violence

Windows 11 should not exist, no one should use it for any reason, it puts ads in the file explorer and has made it so file searches are also web searches and this cannot be turned off except through registry editing. Whoever is responsible for those decisions should be killed, full stop.

Switch to linux, it’s free and it’s good.

u r absolutely right I have SO many complaints about Windows omg.

For anyone who’d like to follow along, I’m gonna share how to get around those things with group policies bc they’re more user friendly and descriptive than registry editor imo :3 I’ll also show how to get around needing a Microsoft account to get setup.

For the Device Setup

“OOBE” stands for Out Of Box Experience which is what that setup workflow is. But it also happens to be a folder with a little program in it that’ll let you skip connecting to the internet; this makes it so you don’t have to sign up with a Microsoft account and can just use a normal local one instead. And it already comes preinstalled! Here’s how you get to it:

1. Hold Shift + F10, or Shift + Fn + F10 depending on your keyboard.
2. Click inside the window that pops up, type the following and press enter afterwards to run it: OOBE\BypassNRO
3. I believe it should restart your computer automatically, but if not then restart your computer or type: shutdown /r /t 0 /f

Now when you’re brought back to the setup workflow, the page where you connect to the internet will have a new button on it that lets you say you don’t have internet. Clicking that and proceeding through the rest of the setup lets you get around the Microsoft account thing.

Group Policies

You don’t have to know much about them, these are just a bunch of specific settings for what your computer can or can’t do that lets you decide how it works in different ways.

I’m gonna show you how to turn off the recommendations and internet stuff basically. For now bring up search and type gpedit, pick this

It’ll open up to Local Group Policy Editor and we can get started :3c

Start Recommendations

In the side menu, go to User Configuration > Administrative Templates > Start Menu and Taskbar. Click on Settings to sort them with all the “Turn off” ones bumped to the top.

Here’s what you should set:

• Turn off user tracking: enabled
• Turn off feature advertisement balloon notifications: enabled
• Remove Recommended section from Start Menu: enabled
• Remove Personalized Website Recommendations from the Recommended section in the Start Menu: enabled
• Do not search Internet: enabled

Windows Spotlight

Back in the side menu, go down to Windows Components > Cloud Content

• Turn off all Windows spotlight features: enabled
• Do not use diagnostic data for tailored experiences: enabled

Cortana

In the side menu, this one’s back at the top under Computer Configuration. You’re gonna want to go to Computer Configuration > Administrative Templates > Windows Components > Search

• Allow Cortana: disabled
• Don’t search the web or display web results in Search: enabled

News and Interests

In the side menu go to Computer Configuration > Administrative Templates > Windows Components > News and interests.

• Enable news and interests on the taskbar: disabled

Microsoft Account Login Nudges

When you don’t use a Microsoft account they’ll nudge you repeatedly to sign in so you can “get the most out of your experience” *gag*. The group policy for turning that off has a note that suggests it might not work with Windows 11 though (implicitly), so you can close the group policy editor window now and for this last one let’s just open up the regular settings.

Go to System > Notifications > Additional settings, then uncheck all the boxes. And there ya go! (✿◠‿◠)ﾉ u are done.

Group policies are kind of a rabbit hole so while there is a lot more you could change or read into, for your own sanity’s sake I would advise against it and say call it a day lol

This is all extremely good information, thank you very much for the addition!

I endorse this as an IT technician. I do this to every new Win11 device I set up.

As a bonus, run Chris Titus Tech’s debloat tool on it.

The Ultimate Windows Utility

It allows you to add tools, remove/disable shitty parts of windows, and easily change some settings. My default is running the preset for a desktop/laptop and applying security update settings, but there are so many options to customize. I used it on my personal laptop.

An incredible resource this post, required reading really

Yep. If for whatever reason you need to use windows, this is the first step

kittybroker:

hpetrr:

xbuster:

xbuster:

My kitten has figured out technology and was scrolling through Tumblr on my phone

iPad baby

@kittybroker what do you think about this tech savy kitty?

Highly literate little thing a real and genuine ipad baby! Get this computer addicted little thing for only $17.68!

uwubuwuntuwu-owofficial:

Me when someone knows the root password 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 please be gentle, my system can only take so much 😖😖😖😖😖😖

vvickydisc:

[Ribbun-Week | Day 3 & 5: AU + Tragedy] L jax cos i wouldve never fumbled her

dlxxv-vetted-donations:

dlxxv-vetted-donations:

justuselesswatcher:

rozecrest:

there are 40 days left to fulfill the municipality of gaza’s life-saving campaign!!!

water is life. infrastructure must be rebuilt. about 190k usd are left to reach this goal.

donate here! every dollar gets us closer!

ALT

if you have a clean and consistent water source that is a privilege. it always has been in this world. here is a chance to give that back to a place in dire need. take it! this goal can and must be filled!

If you, like me,are hesitant to donate to champaigns because youre scared of scams, this is a legit fundrasing website, i just checked, after donating 5 usd. The bank raised no alarms and the donation is reserved as an internet purchase.

The deadline is roughly Dec 23.

Queued at 841133.61 USD / 1,000,000.

4 days left! Queued at 849549.21 USD on Dec 20.

teaboot:

Whimsy is a survival skill stop training it out of your kids!!! How are they gonna make it when shit gets rough???

misogynistcatgirl:

misogynistcatgirl:

I loved when AI art could never be anything but AI art. the dreams of a computer. now it’s all boobs and photorealistic women doing bad kink. but I remember you. I miss you. I love you, Secret Horses.

remember what they took from you

ascendingconures:

modogoblin:

modogoblin:

bamsara:

real quick modern narilamb

depsidase:

warmfuzzyanimal:

me when i fucking get you

the-real-seebs:

genuinehumansubstitute-deactiva:

qwertyu858:

tgirl-thucydides:

I remember a twitter post that was like “we must return to live in castles and have marble statues”

Like what do you mean ‘return’? There are people living in castles right now. You are just not royal and rich enough to do it, peasant boy

Starting a collection

people who assume there’s no longer an elite because surely they’d be part of it if there were are amazing.

gift ideas for the holiday season:

a-trex:

• giant inflatable Lugia that barely fits in the house

identifying-horses-in-posts:

calandrinon:

the-haiku-bot:

noodles-07:

theproblematicblogger:

bogleech:

:

fake horse adventures

one horse here is really hogging the brain cell

REVEAL YOURSELF

the way the person in the back fake kicked at the gray horse took me OUT

the way the person

in the back fake kicked at the

gray horse took me OUT

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

@identifying-horses-in-posts

Sure, those are all horses. Don’t worry about it.

bauliya:

Maybe if they give the NYPD another 10 billion dollars they can tell apart a grey jacket from an olive green one

writing-prompt-s:

The local vampire coven has become convinced that you are an elder vampire, due to your immunity to sunlight and garlic, and have made you the leader of their coven. There’s just one problem; you’re not a vampire. You’re a were-bat.

juuni-byou:

labgrownmeat:

juuni-byou:

juuni-byou:

labgrownmeat:

sorry bro I didn’t hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

i said bawk tuah. like if she was a chicken

puts my elbows out like wings

oh yeah. that’s pretty funny. sorry im just thinking about other shit

cluck on that thangg

smute:

i would like to formally offer yoshitada minami full and sole ownership of my orifices thank u for inventing the rice cooker it can only do one thing but it does it so well i have never been happier with a purchase if i had to choose between a rice cooker and literally any other appliance i would always choose the rice cooker lifting the lid and finding a perfect bowl of fluffy basmati is nothing short of magical it actually makes me want to live another day if rice cooker has million number of fans i am one of them if rice cooker has ten fans i am one of them if rice cooker have only one fan and that is me if rice cooker has no fans that means i am no more on the earth if world against the rice cooker i am against the world i love #rice cooker till my last breath die hard fan of rice cooker hit like if you think rice cooker best appliance & smart in the world im rice cooker’s right hand arm man im rice cooker everything im his confidant his best friend his silly rabbit his what his silly rabbit his silly rabbit yes is that what he calls you no

scribe-cas:

vampirerotic:

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from a good grade in tumblr mutual

skluug:

‘mobsters’ are part of a 'mob’. and so you’d think 'lobsters’ would be part of a 'lob’, but ohohohhohoho, life just isn’t so simple

arowitharrows:

evil-aromantic-furby:

pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti:

love is a fucking scam. eat a mango bitch

[ID: a picture of a poem titled ‘74 He Visits My Town Once a Year’: He visits my town once a year. He fills my mouth with kisses and nectar. I spend all my money on him. Who, girl, your man? No, a mango. End ID]

potato:

potato:

stephaniexwins:

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

i luv u too

wait what was in the stew

dizzytitty:

dizzytitty:

Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago

Btw don’t believe any Etsy ad or things trying to sell this pattern to you. It’s been free since the 90s. It’s very simple, just double crochet and color changes. Be sure to weave in ends as you go unlike me

Wayback Machine

victusinveritas:

skincareroutine:

i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine

theconcealedweapon:

aminta:

me : i could really use a wish right now….

the delightful dandelion:

depsidase:

christian-sexy77:

catgirl-catastrophy:

Long ago in a distant land, I, Brian Thompson, the billionaire master of darkness, unleashed an Unspeakable Evil. But, a foolish samurai warrior wielding a 3D-printed pistol stepped forth to oppose me. Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is the United States health insurance industry.

lonelylonelyghost:

Having aesthetic attraction to a character without a trace of any romantic or sexual feelings attached is so strange

It’s like there’s a guy (gn) on my screen. I like how he looks and the way he moves. I don’t want to have sex with him, I don’t imagine myself dating him or something of that sort. There’s no physical reaction at all.

But there’s this ephemeral urge to, I don’t know, simultaneously gnaw on him like a bone, study him under a microscope, encase him in chrome and put in my living room, and watch him do the same gesture that ticked me on a loop for approximately three million times?

Does that make sense??

clowniconography:

peace and love on my dash this afternoon

a-sentient-cup:

ypipie:

asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like “he can hear you, you know?” and when I looked down at my cat he was like this

that’s the face of a cat that wanted the slop that kills him but couldn’t answer your question

env0:

icarus-suraki:

memewhore:

This is Tumblr. You can say words like “killed” here.

If I got dunked on like this on my own meme as a meme page I’d give up.

asmimir:

SLOTS 1 out of 5

Hi so yes icon comms are open, this is my first time opening commissions to the public or to anyone using actual money and I’m really nervous forgive the rustiness of everything.

I’ll give out the QR code to those who are interested, and i’ll try setting up paypal, and a kofi as well soon…

asmimir:

SLOTS 1 out of 5

Hi so yes icon comms are open, this is my first time opening commissions to the public or to anyone using actual money and I’m really nervous forgive the rustiness of everything.

I’ll give out the QR code to those who are interested, and i’ll try setting up paypal, and a kofi as well soon…

albi-bumblebee:

does Prev look like their pfp in your mind

yes(Prev’s pfp is a fictional character)

yes(Prev’s pfp is an animal)

yes(other)

no(Prev’s pfp is a fictional character)

no(Prev’s pfp is an animal)

no(other)

Prev doesn’t have a physical form in my mind

other other

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