December 2024

starbuck-7:

memento-mariii:

todaysbird:

todaysbird:

Climate change is real, even if your government denies it. You know that the summers and winters of your childhood are gone, even if your leaders say otherwise. Keep fighting even when things seem hopeless.

At the end, if the rich choose to let the Earth grow too hot to sustain us and the oceans swallow the coastlines, we can take peace in knowing they have only delayed the inevitable for themselves. The Earth does not care if you came from money.

There are solutions to climate change.

I know we probably all know that, but the tone here is very doomsayer and I want people to know we’re not out the game just yet.

I genuinely think that climate deniers’ main strategy has been “they gave us a deadline, so if we run out the clock people will think it’s hopeless and just give up”.

Fuck the deadline. Do it anyway.

You can get the biggest bang for your buck by donating to lobby groups who push policy. If you find one you like, maybe they even need volunteers.

You can also give to charities hoping to address the effects of climate change.

In America, I highly recommend giving to Trees, Water & People. TWP is an indigenous charity that funds indigenous-led projects for protection, conservation, and cleanup of natural resources.

You can still contact your representatives. But if you’re frustrated by the federal or state level, start local. My city has projects to increase use of solar and public transportation. There are citizen led projects, ballot measures, city council meetings. Work small if you have to, but there are things you can do.

And of course, continue to push hard for an end to wars and US weapons sales, as these are some of the biggest contributors to climate change.

soyalexnajera:

KING SHIT BEHAVIOR BY ALEX HIRSCH

e3khatena:

the-golden-dragoness:

Can we all just appreciate that Alex Hirsch, creator of Gravity Falls, was prank calling Republican voter fraud hotlines on November 6, 2020?

He framed an article talking about this and keeps it with his other accolades.

oh-snap-pro-choice:

mckitterick:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

laura491:

tempest-caller:

bogleech:

fandomsandfeminism:

scottstrueself:

retasuneko:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

…that’s cheating!

HOLY SHIT

That is some DELIBERATELY EVIL data representation. Where is the super villain that designed this fucking graph?

“Okay murders spiked by like well over 1000% but if we turn the graph THIS way, it’s like they went DOWN! HOORAYYYY!!!”

For anyone confused: the red represents the murder rate. Look at the numbers at the y axis. The graph is upside down because, normally, a graph starts at 0 and then goes up, but this one ends at 0.

As we put it in German: never trust statistics you haven’t manipulated yourself

this is fucking disgusting

There, I fixed it.

Holy fuck this is utterly vile.

This is why I believe everyone should have a stats class in highschool. People can moan about math all the way want but things like this affect not only your life but society itself. Being able to read graphs properly, understand statistics… It frees you from so much.

walmart-the-official:

userel:

zattera:

fingersinhisassfriday:

thespectacularspider-girl:

quinzelade:

thespectacularspider-girl:

miintymilk:

holy fuck.

We really going to ignore the fact that he donated once and is just using the same screenshot over and over?

Edit:

To clarify, I have no issue with someone donating.  I’m pro-choice myself.  The issue is he donates once when he says he’s going to donate each time, just so he can virtue signal about how he refuses to engage with someone.

Furthermore, I have issues with him replying to any criticism with this.  You can criticize the smug pride in not engaging in debate and beating your opposition, yet he’ll assume you’re pro-life as a result.

He’s being a smug prick who is playing you all like a fiddle to get jerked off and you’re all falling for it.

If this is the hill you want to die on, Spidey, go for it. I’m quite happy with the idea of someone donating money to Planned Parenthood, and since I don’t know or care who he is, the virtue signalling is lost on me.

That aside, being suspicious of everyone for any nice act all the time is mentally exhausting so miss me with that.

… I literally say I have no issue with him donating money.

But he’s saying “I’m going to donate every time” and then he posts the same donation page.  So rather than do what he says, he’s donating ONCE and using it to as an own against other people while using it to get ass pats from people who agree with him.

That’s literally the same screenshot, two hours apart.  

This is like “man pledges to build house for every homeless person evicted from X location” except he builds ONE house and takes the same picture of it over and over again, yet claims he’s built 100 houses.  It’s deceptive and he’s doing it to milk people for social praise.

The goal wasn’t to help people, because if it was he’d actually donate every time.  It was to get ass pats.

Shut up

also

fuckin roasted

imagine getting called out by Alex Hirsch. I would evaporate tbh

1hoverman0k:

intruder alert a purple burglar is in the base

mieew:

the rumours are true… i have a soft heart

chipper-smol:

chipper-smol:

foxgirlwizard:

chipper-smol:

when something cool happens but you cant say anything to anyone so youre just

What happened?

Im glad that this has reached many people who have signed NDAs

he's trying his best, bowser

but i'm glad bowser has good taste

left-reminders:

snoopingasusualisee:

coffeedads:

panpinecone:

bowser reacting to mario’s tux vs bowser reacting to mario’s dress

Bowser respects gender non-conforming Mario even if he WASN’T INVITED

muzzlemouths:

muzzlemouths:

muzzlemouths:

made a small (SMALL) pot of coffee but did it on auto pilot and used the usual amount of scoops (enough for a full pot) (pot is family sized) and the concoction I’ve brought into existance can no longer be considered coffee. it is dark enough to show Narcissus his reflection. Boss music pours from the spout. four shots of adrenaline housed in the confines of an 8oz mug. my Palpitation Potion, if you will. if this beast takes me out know I died by no means but my own hubris like god intended.

dont do htis

have i not been punished enough already

official-boob-posts:

1five1two:

Macro photography of Slime Mold. Barry Webb.

lil torsos

sufficientlylargen:

mlembug:

tsuchinokoroyale:

sufficientlylargen:

Me giving my parents my report card in second grade

This post starts getting more notes around the end of every semester.

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

considering some of things I’ve seen people say about luigi mangione is making me think like. are we just goncharoving up a guy now

let’s just spread lies and misinformation on purpose maybe it’ll be funny

hey did you guys hear that the shooter actually briefly held the world record for double dutch speed jump roping in 2019

gallusrostromegalus:

draconym:

gallusrostromegalus:

draconym:

draconym:

draconym:

I really hate a lot of the advice on the Internet about taming birds.

So much of it is literally “isolate your birds so they bond to you instead of each other” or “clip your bird’s wings so it can’t get away from you when it feels nervous.” I’m no expert, but that’s fucked up, man.

My advice for winning over untamed birds:

  1. Include the bird in your daily routine. Eat, read, and do activities in their presence.
  2. Figure out a treat the bird enjoys.
  3. Spend time with the bird while offering them this treat, directly from your hand if possible.
  4. Go up to but not over the limit of the bird’s comfort with you. When the bird is nervous, back off.
  5. Accept that you cannot force anyone or anything to love you.
  6. Love the bird anyway.
Cheese the cockatiel perched on Draconym's hand.ALT

I’m other news, my housemates and I are redoubling our efforts in Operation: Teach Cheese to Love.

I can verify that you are absolutely correct because that’s pretty much exactly how two of my great-grandmothers tamed a shitload of wild-wild songbirds and a condor, respectively.

Gallus, hang on: a condor??? Please elaborate.

  1. It was like 1910, the migratory bird act didn’t exist and neither did much modern conventional wisdom re: not messing with the wildlife.
  2. Great-grandma Agatha lived in Big Sur, where condors are endemic and weren’t remotely endangered at the time
  3. One of the local birds had decided her garden shed roof made a good sunning perch and then started following her around while she did the garden because they’re curious birds.
  4. California Condors are like three and a half feet tall standing up and Agatha was 4'10" so she didn’t exactly intimidate the creature, and she liked “having a dog I don’t have to bend over to pet”.
  5. Condors, being intelligent and curious animals, clocked immediately that this woman wasn’t going to be a problem and would sometimes give him fun snacks or play games (she taught him tricks), so he hung about the place, roosting on the shed and getting very protective of her and the property in general.
  6. He also brought his wife and children to hang around the place but was apparently kind of a jealous boy who would get nippy if she paid more attention to another bird than him.
  7. Which was good, because there was an unfortunate amount of anti-irish sentiment in the area, and against her house, my other great-grandma Florence and their four children. So a flock of birds with wingbeats hard enough to knock a man out and the ability to projectile vommit acid was a handy thing to have about.
  8. I think his name was Gregory, but I’m not sure.
  9. “Tamed A Condor For Fun” is one of the less insane things Agatha did.

whatsupwalnut:

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

“the world isn’t kind” ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

“the world isnt kind” skill issue. I am

professionalchaoticdumbass:

WIZARD WRAPPED

thegreenmeridian:

thetroublesofbeingtrans:

link to original tweet

If your feminism believes that trans men were better people or were someone you could care more about before transition, your feminism is anti trans.

memes-wearhouse:

yandere-angela:

yandere-angela:

what would happen if like. a bunch of people tried to turn themselves in for the same crime, each offering up their own slew of evidence

@bubblegum-sullivan-13

that’s kind of a funny thought tbh. imagine having to try like eighty people for having killed one person even though the footage clearly shows one guy firing the gun

everyones-internet-little-sis:

Okay, before we launch into Sinsmas discourse, we’re all going to remember that Via is 17, right? A 17-year-old, very sheltered girl, raised in a very toxic environment who doesn’t understand mental illness or the complexity of Stolas’ situation because she is a very sheltered 17-year-old girl raised in a very toxic environment, yeah? We’re going to keep that in mind when we talk about her reaction to the pills, right? We’re going to keep that in mind when we talk about her reaction to the trial, right? We aren’t going to vilify yet another teenage girl for not reacting in a supportive, positive, and understanding way to a decision that rocked her entire world? Right? Right, guys? Okay, just checking.

randomencounters:

moishe-pipick:

Centre For Useless Splendour

Place: the Centre for Useless Splendour

bamsara:

normally i don’t draw my anthropomorphized characters with boobs but tonight they get a special treat

reallybadblackoutpoems:

the picture of dorian gray (1890) - oscar wilde

“fuck my yaoi life”

strawdool:

idk what im doing guys

meow-moment:

aokozaki:

Best part of non-American twitter is that sometimes Trending In [Country] will just be a set of loose words that people from your country happen to be using a lot today.

A twitter screenshot showing "No. They" is Trending in AustraliaALT

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

Talking about Belgians like how people talk about bisexuals.

“Are they French? Are they German? They refuse to say. I find it suspicious and untrustworthy.”

“Okay but I’ve literally never heard you speak German so you’re basically French right?”

“OP don’t you mean Dutch not German?” The Dutch are literally just swamp Germans. Like why do you snowflakes want a whole new label for your microidentity.

littleguysdaily:

w0lfskitten:

littleguysdaily:

This was a Patreon Request!

Can you do the gävle goat on fire?

Yeah, I just need some round trip tickets to Gävle.

chongoblog:

This Luigi Mangione story has everything

-His political motivations are basically incoherent

-He wrote personalized messages on the bullet casings

-He killed a healthcare CEO

-The last quote he posted was from the Lorax

-His name literally translates to Luigi’s Mansion

-His twitter banner has Breloom on it

-A ton of people want him carnally

-He’s from one of the richest families in Maryland

-He was arrested at a McDonalds after an old person snitched on him

-He gave the Unabomber’s manifesto a 4/5 on GoodReads

-This

cat-mermaid:

HELL YES, look how scared they are at the public’s reaction, this is amazing

ibenology:

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

whydidisavethistomyphone:

victusinveritas:

lost-carcosa:

Pick a politician.

Any politician.

depsidase:

sourcedumal:

guapet:

so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is right for it in under 60 seconds?”

hands shot up around the room, people smug about their ability to “weed out the riff-raff” when it came to hiring for their fortune 500.

“you should all be fired and probably in jail,” they said, waiting for the whole room to get uncomfortable, then continued, “because the only things you can really learn about a human being in under 60 seconds are all things that are fueled by prejudices and biases covered by american law. so now, i will teach you how to stop being racist, sexist, judgmental assholes and hire people that will better your company of employ.”

I need this to be force taught at all companies

totally-india:

llamaificator:

opudont-donut:

icecreamsoup:

thenewborndeity:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

jv:

jv:

I will miss you if they finally realize about you, Tumblr the website and app Twitter account. You shined bright, you magnificent being.

And some of you may not have heard this peak of human culture, but… just after Twitter purchase by Elon Musk got confirmed, a bunch of (serious) journalist put together a Twitter Space (a live audio streaming where any of the attendees can ask to participate) about what was going to happen next, and … @tumblr joined. And… they invited tumblr to speak. I can’t describe how much joy this moment brought me and how fucking proud made me of being part of our little entropy generator here:

Last twitter space

canon Tumblr voice

I DONT KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED BUT MY EXPECTATIOBS WERE BY FUCKING FAR EXCEEDED

TUMBLR VOICE REVEAL!????

HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAH

CHAT WE HAVE TUMBLR VOICE

Wth we have Tumblr on tape and no one told me :DD

escuerzoresucitado:

ffigtree:

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

if the claims adjuster was actually an anti-woke libertarian that’s fully hilarious. dude’s gonna get off scot-free once the conspiracy theories about government false-flag crisis actors get off the ground.

me when i’ve spent over a decade mocking conspiracy theorists for not understanding that people look different based on the angle and the lighting and what took the picture: “this crypto-loving rando on twitter is right, this is a different guy for sure”

i joke but i’m definitely seeing some tumblrinas who are going to be way more open in the future to hearing about how a school shooting victim is actually a crisis actor based on the shape of his earlobes

chroniclesofachemist:

loaexmachina:

raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon:

sephirthoughts:

honeydewcorporation:

redavexat:

Tried to figure out how I’ve been running these things and I came up with this

SO MUCH THIS. it drives me up a fucking WALL when people call male witches wizards

my take on this

This

I fucking hate when people call male chemists mathematicians.

Lmfao thanks

andhumanslovedstories:

look I’m not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I’m always like “who the fuck do you think you are”

matrixonvhsanddvd:

matrixonvhsanddvd:

do yall remember when people would send fake anon hates asks to themselves

it appears i have struck a nerve ? #staymad

thememedaddy:

catbureau:

seidmadr-secrets:

dragonxball:

halfpastcaketime:

southerngamerguy:

gayweeb:

this is wrong

Yeah, she could’ve done this in her standard Sailor Moon form. Super form is overkill, really.

Sailor Moon is stronger than Goku. I don’t make the rules. Fight me about it.

What!? 👀

I’m on a still active forum, with a solid vs debate scene. Sailor Moon vs. the God-Emperor of Mankind from 40k is one of the most treasured threads there, as Sailor Moon trashed the guy.

19 pages straight of debate over Sailor Moon vs. God-Emperor of Mankind, in which every time a 40k fan desperately brings up a new point, it immediately gets negated by another one of Sailor Moon’s powers

mebbrrr:

mebbrrr:

every now and then the internet decides it should revamp the ole “stop texting first and see how many friends you lose” when in reality you could literally just communicate that u feel bad that ur the only one texting first

mfs are legit assuming that their friend isnt texting first because of how little they care abt their friendship when in reality they literally just dont know ur upset and didnt realize there was a problem in the first place. just talk to ur friends its not that hard and if they’re a bitch just tell them to kick rocks

oncelerfucker:

Does the actual meaning of transmisogyny leave room for the usage of TMA/TME? Let’s ask Julia Serano, but specifically in things she has written more recently than 2007!

Julia Serano in her article “What Is Transmisogyny?” May 24, 2021 [ here ]

“Part of why I’m writing this now is that I’ve seen the term increasingly debated online lately. These debates are often centered on the more recent terms TMA (transmisogyny affected) and TME (transmisogyny exempt), which I did not coin. I have no objections to TMA and TME per se — they seem like potentially useful non-binary- and non-identity-based ways of discussing the phenomenon. But I’m admittedly not familiar with everything that others are saying or claiming under this newer rubric, so there may potentially be some points of disagreement. I do know that some of these debates relate to who precisely is impacted by transmisogyny and who is not — I share some of my thoughts on these matters in the follow up pieces listed below (especially the first two).”

She then links several of her pieces - I’ve included the first two mentioned as she specifically references them.

The SAGE Encyclopedia of Trans Studies entry for “Transmisogyny” - 2021 [ here ]

Articulating Trans-Misogyny - 2016 [ here ]

So Serano is familiar with the terms TMA and TME and sees their potential for use, but is not familiar enough to make a definitive statement on their effectiveness.

Then how can we find what Serano’s explicit thoughts are on who exactly is affected by transmisogyny? We read her articles.

At the end of The SAGE Encyclopedia of Trans Studies entry for Transmisogyny, under the section “Interpretations and Critiques of Transmisogyny” Serano makes it relatively clear that just about anyone can be affected by transmisogyny depending on how they are being perceived.

“As the term has caught on, transmisogyny has increasingly been used as shorthand for any prejudice expressed towards trans women regardless of content. However, while trans women are certainly targets of transmisogyny, any person who is perceived as, or presumed to be, a feminine or feminized "male” may be subject to these same derogatory, pathologizing, and sexualizing attitudes (albeit to varying extents).

So in Julia Serano’s own words anyone who is perceived to be at the intersection of femininity and “male” identity can be affected by transmisogyny. (Male is in quotes because it is referring to a narrow social perception, not the material reality of someone’s personal identity.) This definition broadly includes groups of people often considered TME, for example, trans men who are non-cis passing or GNC and women of color who experience the racialized masculinization of their genders, because both of those groups of people sit at intersections of femininity and perceived male identity. Remember this is about defining how people are treated and perceived within a sexist, transphobic society, and not based on their actual personal identities.

Serano continues:

“Some have critiqued transmisogyny for downplaying the role that misogyny plays in policing trans male/masculine identities. While said misogyny undoubtably occurs, it may take on different forms—for example, a trans man may be perceived as, and ridiculed for, being a feminine man (which undoubtedly falls under the umbrella of transmisogyny described here), or alternatively, he may be invalidated as a "woman pretending to be a man” (which comes with a very different set of sexist assumptions and social meanings).“

So, again, in Julia Serano’s own words within the most official definition of transmisogyny to exist, trans men can be affected by transmisogyny and can have experiences that undoubtedly, definitionally fall under the umbrella of transmisogyny.

(Sidebar, but in the same original Medium article at the beginning of this post, Serano even suggests that further language may be necessary for trans people who sit at different intersections of misogyny/sexism/transphobia than the ones transmisogyny covers. I wonder what people engaging in conversations around the word "transandrophobia” are attempting to define…? 🤔)

Serano ends the article by saying:

“Rather than view transmisogyny as a "single issue” unto itself, it should be recognized as a broad category of sexist attitudes and sentiments that intersect with other social forces and that may play out in various ways in different individuals lives"

So if anyone can be affected by the category of broader sexist attitudes and sentiments that encompass the concept of transmisogyny, how can someone actually be TME? Especially when Julia Serano herself indirectly opposes most definitions of “transmisogyny exempt” in her own official definition of transmisogyny.

The answer is, of course, no one is really TME because based on Julia Serano’s own definitions, who is or isn’t affected by transmisogyny is dependent on the transmisogynist, on the bigot, on society, on sexist institutions, NOT on the individual’s personal identity or relationship to a social in-group.

Just to really drive it home that TMA and TME are functionally useless within Serano’s own articulation of transmisogyny, let’s also take a look at Articulating Trans-Misogyny too.

“I used the term [ transmisogyny ] to describe how the existence of societal misogyny/tradtional sexism greatly informs how people perceive, interpret, or treat gender-variant people who seemingly "want to be female” or “want to be feminine” (regardless of their actual identity). However, many people nowadays use the word “trans-misogyny” in an identity based manner to refer to any and all forms of discrimination targeting trans women. According to this latter usage, some would argue that people who identify as men, or male crossdressers, or drag queens, cannot possibly experience trans-misogyny—a close reading of Whipping Girl will reveal that I very much disagree with this premise.“

So transmisogyny, according to Serano, is NOT an all encompassing term for any and all forms of discrimination against trans women, but is as previously discussed a term to describe a set of sexist and discriminatory attitudes and sentiments than impacts a large category of individuals—including, but not limited to, trans women, trans men, drag queens, male crossdressers, and just men in general based on Serano’s wording.

This is mostly just tangential, but she later goes on to describe how if she had known Whipping Girl would come to be known as "The Transgender Book” and would be treated with such definitive authority, she would have written it differently. It is filled with personal anecdotes that she identifies as full of privilege and as results of frustrations within her own local queer community. She directly states that it has little to offer when it comes to discussions on other trans identities or trans individuals who exist outside of her own privileges.

In her own words “for better or worse, it is what it is: the perspective of one individual trans woman situated in a particular time and place”.

So, to recap:

Ultimately I think out of anybody on this planet, Julia Serano has defined transmisogyny the most extensively and if we’re going to yell “Read Whipping Girl! Read Whipping Girl!” from the high heavens all the time, we need to also consider her words in years more recent than 2007.

As such, I don’t think rando Tumblr users get to redefine transmisogyny and who is or isn’t affected by it when it explicitly opposes Serano’s own writings.

teaboot:

bumblebeebats:

lentilswitheverything:

sindri42:

thememedaddy:

I understand that most of your calls can be resolved by telling the dumbass on the other end to plug it in properly, or maybe turn something off and back on again. But I, an advanced dumbass, have already tried that and I’m afraid it’s worse than either of us thought going into this.

Once had an IT guy tell me the only possible explanation was a localised black hole under my desk disrupting the space time continuum, and I’ve always been obscurely proud of having an error that severe, even though it definitely wasn’t me creating localised gravitational anomalies

I once had a computer problem so weird that it was escalated through like 4 different tiers of Apple Care until I was on the phone with this incredibly earnest guy who told me [in the thickest Eastern European accent imaginable]: “Oh my God… This is so strange… Haha!! Oh my God!!! Charlie, I will tell you, I have never encountered anything like this in my seven years of working here! All my days are spent usually helping people with stupid nonsense, but Charlie, you have brought me a PUZZLE! You have brought me a GIFT! I am FASCINATED! Now, I am going to get my manager, but Charlie, I PROMISE you. I PROMISE YOU, I will be back soon. PLEASE, Charlie, stay with me, and I PROMISE I will return to you and my manager and I will take care of you. OK?” and yes thank you i did tear up

You encountered I.T. Poirot

vy2gumi:

the menswear guy added mr beast to his kill count

frothlad:

drownedinlight:

therearecertainshadesoflimelight:

FYI this is literally from an episode where Lois and Clark fight actual Nazis. That little punk was a NAZI working undercover at The Daily Planet.

This was like 1995.

Not that it should be in question at all but Superman and his wife fucking hate Nazis. They hate them. If you are a Nazi sympathizer, Superman hates you.

Also, just in case you’re distinguishing yourself, Superman also hates the KKK. 

There’s nothing superheroes like more than punching Nazis and racists.