December 2024

kira-serialfaggot:

“I got you now you fucking psycho!” The detective levels his gun at me. Eyes searing with hatred. He’s cornered me on the roof of a building.

I hold up my hands and back away. “Finally caught me red-handed, detective. I knew you would”

“You sick fuck you are going away for a long time. Now give up, don’t make this harder than it needs to be!” He advances towards me never for a moment lowering his firearm. My retreat finally stopped by the ledge at the very edge. The sounds of the city below echoing from the walls. I take a look back over the edge before turning to him with a smile.

“NO!” He shouts as I tilt back. In a second he loses sight of me and runs to the edge to look down. My body lies broken on the ground. He curses himself and me. He’ll never get the satisfaction.

Then I reappear on the ledge right in front of him flashing with i-frames. The shock on his face only lasts a moment before I do my super cool jumping spin attack and explode his head like a cantaloupe. Another fool who didn’t anticipate my extra life. I go back to my crime spree of stealing parking meters and eating all the salt in the shakers at resteraunts.

piedude:

avatarobi:

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

naamahdarling:

redshift-13:

The health insurance industry has a term for this sadistic practice. It’s called “step therapy.” If the choice is between a more expensive medication that works and a cheaper one that doesn’t work as well and might have worse side effects, the insurance company requires that the cheaper drug be used first.

One benefit to the insurance company is that the patient on the cheaper drug might die before they get a chance to use the drug that works but is more expensive. That’s money in the bank for the insurance company.

Or, the patient might be so worn down and harmed by the cheaper drug that they just give up the fight to get the drug that will help them. Again, that’s bank for the insurance company.

Can’t even describe how many times the latter has occurred to me. It’s fucking exhausting.

You CAN get exceptions sometimes but the insurance company can just…decide to change their mind, or not honor it, randomly. Or force you to renew it.

My BF gets monthly harassing letters from United pressuring him to go on a medication that doesn’t fucking exist. “Friendly” of course, very “Oh heyyy bestie, we’re your cute little gatekeepers, tee hee, and we noticed you were on this dumb little druuuug, so icky and expensive. But how about this other one, the generic? Yeah. It hasn’t actually been made available yet or anything, this has been an issue for moooonths but it’d be great if you could swiiiitch. We just enjoy making sure you make the best decisions and would love it if you just, like, became unable to hold the job that gets you insured with uuuuuus.” *Intense vocal fry*

unoriginalvideogamepun:

vegetabletaxi:

this is just a bunch of text and barely a comic sorry, but i really wanted to talk about this stuff even if i don’t have the energy to properly draw

@miglaitu

talos-stims:

four gifs of a highland cow gnawing gummily on a person's arm. the cow chews away at their forearm and their fist, nothing much happens. its a bright sunny day, the cow has long brown-yellow fur covering their eyes. in one of the gifs, the person removes their hand to brush the cow's hair with a comb.ALT

truly a deadly animal | source

limitedtimeoffer:

fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

writing-is-a-martial-art:

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

januariat:

this thread on twitter is fucking killing me

odinsblog:

On Monday, 26-year-old Daniel Penny was acquitted after killing Jordan Neely, a desperate Black homeless man on the subway, on the grounds that he was trying to protect others. On the same day, police detained 26-year-old Luigi Mangione, who is suspected of killing the CEO of a company that has denied thousands of life-saving healthcare claims.

Penny walks free after killing a man victim to the system. What will be the verdict for Mangione, who is suspected of killing a man symbolic of it?

As many have remarked, Brian Thompson’s tenure as CEO of insurance giant UnitedHealthcare was grisly. Thompson (alongside other higher-ups) allegedly conducted insider trading, selling millions of dollars of stock upon learning that the Department of Justice re-opened an antitrust investigation into UnitedHealth. While the company was on an upward profit swing, it has been awash in allegations and revelations of limiting mental health care coverage via algorithm, denying healthcare services needed after hospitalization at drastic rates via artificial intelligence, and denying insurance claims at a starkly high rate.

A gun killed Thompson. Paperwork has killed thousands.

Each case, obviously, is its own. But in each, contradictions of who is human, questions of who merits sympathy, and inquiries of what sort of society we tolerate, ring loud and clear.

(continue reading)

crashingbore:

malibuklaus:

This is inspirational to me

wereralph:

thecringeandwincefactory:

accras:

Senegalese musician Sallilou on the Cas Cas, also known as Kashaka, which is an instrument made by connecting two small, bean-filled gourds with a string. [x]

I can barely keep a 4/4 beat, polyrhythms are insane! This is so lovely.

YOOOOO THIS IS SO SICK

fuckglossier:

just like donna summer said toot toot beep beep

dantes-infernal-chili:

janmen-portfolio:

janmen-portfolio:

Fall of Icarus/Hubris of Man

2019, colorised

(And reference)

people have tagged this as life imitates art, and I need you to understand that no, I saw this picture of my friend falling off the got dang swing and thought it represented human hubris so well that i went into a made haze of acrylic paint and when I awoke I was holding this finished canvas.

Art imitates life

catrillion:

chongoblog:

Any living person: “Let’s go to the beach!”

Me:

lymphnodehaver:

sir-argues-a-lot:

wheel-skellington:

Dark tumblr, show me the wholesome then/now anime discourse

volcanize:

zzazu:

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

I think about this tiktok every day.

this was absolutely a life changing and spiritual experience for me

egberts:

togepipi:

togepipi:

egberts:

glad they made it

and the other one! h

homest

So I just now learned about Stagecoach Mary and how have I never heard of this absolute LEGEND of a woman before

historyisntboring:

augustdementhe:

bai-xue-lives:

  • She was born a slave and freed when the Emancipation Proclamation was issued (she was about 30)
  • She was about six feet tall and 200 pounds and once she was free she decided she’d never take shit from anyone ever again
  • When one of her close friends, a nun by the name of Mother Amadeus, became ill with pneumonia at her convent in Montana, Mary headed alone into the frontier to nurse Mother Amadeus back to health
  • After Mother Amadeus recovered, she gave Mary a job as the foreman of the convent. She repaired buildings, took care of chickens, made the long and dangerous journeys into town for supplies, and did other odd jobs.
  • She could drink most men under the table, and one saloon offered five bucks and a free shot of whiskey to any man who could take a punch to the face from Mary and remain standing. 
  • She was once said by a local paper to have broken more noses than anyone else in Montana
  • She was outspokenly Republican, which at this time was the liberal party in America, and would get into political debates with the more conservative townsfolk
  • One time a man insulted her outside the saloon so hit him in the face with a rock, and only stopped when other cowboys held her back.
  • On one supply run into town, her wagon overturned and the horses fled. Mary spent all night single-handedly fending off a pack of wolves with her guns before she righted the heavy wagon by herself and tracked down the spooked horses. The only thing lost in the accident was a jar of molasses.
  • She lost her job at the convent when she got into a gunfight with a male employee who did not want to take orders from a black woman. She reportedly shot him in the ass, which angered the local bishop.
  • After losing her convent job, Mary spent a brief time running a restaurant, where she welcomed and served all comers
  • When a job for a mail carrier opened at the local US Post Office, Mary got the job because she managed to hitch six horses to a wagon faster than any of the male candidates
  • She was sixty at the time
  • This made her the first black woman mail carrier, and the second woman mail carrier in US history
  • When the snows were too deep for the horses to manage the long and dangerous delivery routes, Mary would strap on snowshoes, put the bags of mail on her shoulders, and do it herself
  • At one point she apparently had a pet eagle????
  • She only retired from the mail route when she was about 70 years old, and instead made a quieter living by babysitting and running a laundry business in the town of Cascade
  • She was a huge baseball fan and often gave the local team a big bouquet of flowers from her garden
  • The people of Cascade loved Mary so much that they closed the schools annually on her birthday
  • When a law was passed in Montana that forbade women from drinking in saloons, the mayor of Cascade granted Mary an exemption. 
  • When her house burned down, the whole town got together to help her build a new one
  • She continued drinking, fighting, and going to baseball games until she died of liver failure at 82 in 1914

Mary (far right) and the local baseball team

Anyway sorry for gushing I just now heard about her and I’m in love

I’ve heard of her, but godDAMN, if her story doesn’t bear repeating. ^w^

She has her own wikipedia page. Enjoy.

howmuchismuch:

danandphilnews:

oh my god they were loot mates

getinmelanin011:

anamazingjamaican:

poserisland:

tadpolemfjackson:

curlyfrishepard:

weavemama:

weavemama:

KIDS ARE SO RUTHLESS

“You look slow and easy to kill”

Jeremy didn’t come to play 

I’m screaming Jeremy

“i tHiNK You ARE NAUGHtY FOR HAviNG SlAVES”

Well then.

Jeremy don’t give a fuck! When he sees Santa on the 24th IT’S ON SIGHT!

adampvrrish:

like literally there’s comfort in the bottom of a swimming pool

mysqueuedview:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

deepestparadisecolour:

oldearthmapping:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.

It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.

Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire

This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.

Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.

Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!

Happy Haunting!

Dad has no fricken clue how to trash talk and I don’t trust him in the slightest.

The saga continues. Mom hasnt finished the village yet and it’s starting to get to her….

Hahahaha, I mean I love this on multiple levels.  But what really threw it over the top was the mom’s anxiety over the world-building and city design being right.  I feel you vampire-hiding mom, I feel you.

I can bet it will be the Dad who’ll find the Christmas Vampire first. I wonder what would he ask the kids to dress up as?

Of Dad wins the we don’t even GO TO THE MOVIES! We stay home and watch it’s a wonderful life and a Christmas Carol but the muppet version because dad doesn’t like people, tight places, or ghosts.

THE HUNT HAS BEGUN

GUESS WHO FOUND THE CHRISTMAS VAMPIRE

The Christmas Vampire was hidden in the lobster shanty. The story this year is that were was a terrible accident. He accidently spooked the carrousel operator who poured his drink into the switch board and caused a death. The Christmas vampire had to flee but he didn’t get far.

Dad husband and I had to conduct a police investigation but the number one detective, ya girl, caught him!

This is insane and I love it!

akireyta:

lrgcarter:

rhube:

rcmclachlan:

Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.

The thing Gen-Z really needs to understand is that no one older than them is ever going to be able to estimate time correctly because the Millennium.

The Millennium will always be Not That Long Ago. Everything since the Millennium will always be, in some sense, ‘new’.

It just broke us, OK? It was too big and we’ll never quite be able to deal.

Was the real millennium bug inside us all along?

Yes. And it created a generational 404

madeleinewitt:

madeleinewitt:

13&14/30

read all 30

Context: In 1977, Exxon researchers gave executives a definitive report that burning fossil fuels was causing climate change. Exxon went on to spend at least $30 million funding public skepticism about climate change and lobbying against federal action. 

More than half of the world’s industrial carbon emissions have been produced since 1977. ExxonMobil’s 2018 earnings were $20.8 billion.

madeleinewitt:

madeleinewitt:

13&14/30

read all 30

Context: In 1977, Exxon researchers gave executives a definitive report that burning fossil fuels was causing climate change. Exxon went on to spend at least $30 million funding public skepticism about climate change and lobbying against federal action. 

More than half of the world’s industrial carbon emissions have been produced since 1977. ExxonMobil’s 2018 earnings were $20.8 billion.

rebelmeg:

sunlit-skycat:

findingfeather:

Re the last couple reblogs: the thing about all of it isn’t necessarily that having the private discord fic servers is bad. And maybe if commenting is something that makes you anxious, you want to be able to react there first and that’s a great idea.

The problem becomes if you never then share that reaction with the creator, because even if we aren’t writing for you/for the audiences and responses, we’re only bothering to post it where you can see it for that.

I mean I’m not going to lie: often we do in fact write for the response. Writing is work; I write very fast, and a thousand words of the very raw-est first-draft story still takes at least an hour just to do the physical writing, let alone the dreaming up, the planning, the editing, the remembering, and everything else. Sometimes the existence of the art in and of itself at the end is enough reward for that work - but bluntly sometimes it really isn’t.

But in addition, posting is also work in and of itself. It is effort; even when I had it moooore or less down to a cut-and-paste for YBEB it was several minutes for sorting it out, posting it and double-checking it per single-chapter fic (multi chapter fics, all the more so).

Fan-creators put their stuff up for free; fanwriters in particular create the equivalent of hundreds of thousands of novels a year which are then available for free to those who like them. (Other fan creators also make amazing efforts but as my thing is writing writing is the one I have equivalent-estimates for).

Some kind of response that the author can see and is made aware of - that is positive - is the only reward the author gets for going to the effort of, if not writing it, at least posting it where you can see it.

If you want that to keep happening, it’s probably a good idea to give the authors you like some kind of reward. And I really am speaking just of the fics you actually like a lot!

An easy way is just to have a lot of standard Delighted Responses that you can use - that much itself is actively worth it to share with the author, because that’s specifically the recognition/awareness that someone has loved it that counts. Others have suggested the also delightful idea that you just c/p the gushing you may or may not do in the private servers, and so on.

But frankly “this was delightful” or other simple handsfuls of words expressing happiness to read it is all you really need.

In case you were worried, it isn’t creepy or overly familiar to leave a comment on a fic when you don’t know the author. If the author doesn’t want comments, they wouldn’t have put it out on that platform, or they would have turned audience commenting permissions off. They put it there so you could read it and engage.

Fanworks creators LIVE FOR INTERACTION. We WANT to know what you liked about what we just did (not what you didn’t like, shut up about that, we’re here for fun not for criticism).

We would LOVE to receive a comment gushing about something you saw in what we did that made you feel something. We appreciate likes and kudos. But we LOVE the interaction of reblogs and comments. It means that you saw what we did, and you liked it enough that you put the effort into making sure we knew that.

Please don’t hide your positive interactions from fanworks creators. That’s part of why we do it.

“I love this character/fandom so much I wrote/drew this! Look!”

So if you did indeed look… please let us know. You can’t scare us with your enthusiasm. That’s why we’re here.

captaincurlystulpar:

captaincurlystulpar:

ooc - Make sure to send whatever you want before the 22nd of December(or 23rd.) I’m planning to temporarily turn them off maybe until January? or at least until the 26th because of the raid theyre apparently planning. Media asks are off again. I dont want to risk anything, and I highly suggest you dont send links. I wont reply

If you’re a roleplay blog too, please do this. Please turn your asks off. They are planning to send potentially gore of real people, specifically children. Take care of yourselves please, you are your #1 priority, nothing and nobody else.


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this is where im going off of (below) i dont know how the asker got a screenshot of this at all but id much rather everyone try to be safe rather than sorry and involved in all of this, theyre committing actual crimes & exposing people to this stuff can be seriously damaging so please if youre a mw roleplay account or something similar, the bare minimum you can do is turn your media asks off if you dont want to turn asks in general off. im not very good with tumblr so i dont know if you can turn comments off but they did comment slurs on my posts before and probably others? so if any of you see some really awful shit being said or links on a mw account ignore it. dont give it the light of day

I’m glad this has reached as many people as it has.

I also looked into the asker and they said they know someone who is spying on the Soviet Extremist servers, thats how they got this information. If the raid does not happen I’m going to be skeptical. I don’t know the person they got this info off of personally I dont know the asker from the post. I can’t say for certain if this is real or not but for everyones sake im hoping its not.

THIS IS NOT JUST HAPPENING TO THE MW COMMUNITY!! Its others ive heard and i dont remember the fandom names.

I’d be careful just incase. Please remember to be safe, I dont think the raid will last just one day, so if you want to be extra careful keep your media asks off for an extra day or more if you wish!! Genuinely, be as careful as you can, I cant confirm anything but i want people to be aware of the bullshit before its too late

Thank you for spreading this !! this means everything to me. If you know any rp blogs at least alert them of this situation just to be careful incase they don’t know.


Other things the Soviet Extremists have done do my knowledge & things to be careful of under cut (HUGE TW FOR GORE MENTIONS SA SUICIDE MURDER ETC)

Keep reading

captaincurlystulpar:

imthetruealphahere:

captaincurlystulpar:

ooc - Make sure to send whatever you want before the 22nd of December(or 23rd.) I’m planning to temporarily turn them off maybe until January? or at least until the 26th because of the raid theyre apparently planning. Media asks are off again. I dont want to risk anything, and I highly suggest you dont send links. I wont reply

If you’re a roleplay blog too, please do this. Please turn your asks off. They are planning to send potentially gore of real people, specifically children. Take care of yourselves please, you are your #1 priority, nothing and nobody else.

wait- what’s going on and who are THEY????

ooc okay so for awhile now certain fandoms on tumblr (im not very educated on this so i dont really know which others are) like stardew valley and mouthwashing have been having animal gore sent to them via asks. theyre planning to do this again but with child gore, and any other gore they can find on the 25th of december (or atleast thats been said)

a lot of mw rp accounts have just disappeared. because of this


this post is where im referring back to i forgot to link it since i was pretty out of it while writing that post

“(NO CP)” as if thats any better its criminal either way

Does anyone know who ‘they’ are?? What Discord server is this a screenshot from?

kira-serialfaggot:

hotvampireadjacent:

Build a fucking quarantine zone around that hell hole please

professionalchaoticdumbass:

AGAIN.

allegedly-human:

littlemissmeenah:

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

marlynnofmany:

unused-paradox:

clatterbane:

a-list-of-moods:

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

Though rock auras are rare, rock magic is common. The most common form of rock magic is Concussion.

A stock photo of a young white guy smiling with a slingshot, photoshopped to also have a wizard hat.

Which way to the wizard duel? Bifurcated wands are the best for casting rock magic.

ralfmaximus:

bundibird:

vamprisms:

robotslenderman:

vamprisms:

eight episodes is not a full season of television

Everyone cares about labour rights until it affects their entertainment.

do you think studios budget for shorter and fewer seasons because they’re concerned about. labour rights

Reminder that writers want longer seasons. That actors want longer seasons. That costume and hair and make-up departments want longer seasons. That crew-workers want longer seasons. Literally everyone directly involved in the production of television shows want longer seasons because it means that you have a longer period of stable work.

The only people who don’t want longer seasons are the studio executives, who want to cut as many corners as possible to make as many bucks as possible. If they only have to pay people for 8 episodes of television rather than 20-24, then you bet your ass that’s what they want to do - regardless of the wishes of those who are actually involved in making or watching the show.

Typical tv season in the 1960s was 26 episodes; one episode a week for six months.

The idea being viewers would invest interest in a show over half a year. Summer was the off season, when actors & show production staff got time off. Networks would “rerun” episodes to fill that time, allowing devoted fans to catch episodes they’d missed. Remember, this was years before VCRs. Most shows were expected to be seen exactly once.

Shows made money by running commercials every 10 or 15 minutes. Sponsors would pay more to air their commercials during popular shows.

Streaming changed all that. Income is mostly via subscriptions now. Netflix doesn’t give a shit what happens after they’ve got your payment. Watch or don’t watch, it matters not to them. Thus, 6 or 10 episodes in a season are just fine, especially if it means they don’t have to pay royalties on 26 episodes per season.

videobun-art:

i’m working on a more consistent sticker style, i’ve been procrastinating on this for a while. Here’s 2 attempts. The second one has a little less drop shadow (a bit bitter that way) and less shadow on the ear fluff, but minimal shading is ideal overall, same with the palette. I’ll release this pack once i get it pretty stacked up (at least 12 but i’m planning around 24 or more)

thatonebirdwrites:

nentuaby:

salmonandsoup:

generaljinjur:

trans-mom:

trans-mom:

When I say “free water, free food, free shelter, free healthcare, free education for everyone” in that “everyone” I even include the people I hate. Too many people get surprised at the idea that I do wish for the people I hate to have better lives.

When I say EVERYONE, I mean EVERYONE. These are things ALL people should have. If you reblog this saying “except THIS group” then you’ve missed the point entirely.

i want to remove the boots from necks altogether, not just be the one to put on the boot.

Don’t know about OP, but when I say it, this is not selflessness! It’s not selflessness at all. There are still people I would prefer get fucked over! There are really awful shitty people in the world!

But I understand that the tables always turn. ALWAYS. There is no final glorious revolution where The Right People will be in charge forever. The only way to ensure the boot will never be on your neck again is to throw away the fucking boot. Set the table so you eat well no matter which way it turns!

ALL OF THIS.

Leave no one behind. We all deserve food, clean water, clean air, healthcare, housing, electricity, internet, and so forth. No matter who you are, you deserve to be able to access and have what you need to survive.

So yes, yes, yes to “throw away the fucking boot.”

a-sentient-cup:

fractiousrvt:

teignebleu:

talesfromtreatment:

fractiousrvt:

Tumble certainly lives up to his name!

The boys are play wrestling a lot today, and Sundew is respecting any “mrah!” noises Tumbleweed makes when he gets too rough. Very proud.

I’m hoping to have Tumbleweed up here long enough today to get tired and sleep, to see how Sundew reacts to that.

Have to admit, Tumbleweed’s expression after nearly bonking into the camera is making me laugh even after watching it like 50 times.

he’s so graceful

Truly elegant

@official-megumin

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

disappointedcreeper:

Fucking quiet down!!! People are trying to sleep here!

We need jooryns before and after. I wanna see chaos goblin jooryn!

sincerely-sofie:

brothersonahotelbed:

curse be damned my boy can still fag it up

supermariomamafucker:

supermariomamafucker:

my worthless chode lizard

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Thinking about that time Joseph Smith held a conference where he was supposed to perform miracles and then his miracles straight up didn’t work

If you’ve never been Mormon like how I’ve never been Mormon you might not know how much Mormons put their faith in like. What they see as facts. Things that they think are provable real facts. Because they think they’re the only real church so obviously they’ve gotta have facts. The facts have to be on their side.

So that’s why a Mormon learning about that time Joseph Smith told a dead body to get up and walk and it didn’t and it kept being dead might shatter their entire worldview. To non-religious folk or religious folk like me who recognize our own religions have contradictions in them and are fine with that, that first Mormon conference sort of feels mildly funny almost 200 years removed from it but to a devout Mormon that’s really a strange thing to learn about. Apparently for some people learning about the full facts of the life of Joseph Smith is what causes them to leave the faith.

To me and anyone else who isn’t Mormon it seems pretty clear he was a conman that wanted an excuse to force himself upon teenagers and the early Mormons forced themselves upon communities with no warning and really bothered them and that was the main factor behind a lot of the attacks they endured in those early years. And you know, religions have been founded off of less. You could over time forge yourself something decent out of that while recognizing the flawed place you came from. A religion doesn’t necessarily always have to be restrained by how it was founded.

But what I’ve learned recently is that Mormons that are really deep in the sauce need to believe that everything they’ve ever learned about Joseph Smith is fact. The Book of Mormon can’t just be a nice story that isn’t real in a literal sense but can be meaningful spiritually like how to me as a science believing Lutheran genesis is just a nice story that can still have spiritual significance. It’s gotta be real. Everything has to be real in a literal sense.

There’s no dna or archeological evidence that anything in the Book of Mormon is real though and Joseph Smith did by most accounts tell a dead body to get up and it didn’t. That little child stayed dead and many people left his church because of it.

Does this mean Joseph Smith wasn’t a prophet? I mean I don’t think he was but I’m not Mormon. Never have been, never plan on being one. Many rational people might hear about him being a conman and still think he was a prophet anyways. God works in mysterious ways after all. Others will have their entire worldview brought into question upon learning that.

Anyways, dude also reportedly told a man’s broken hand to work again and then it didn’t. Like two dozen people left after that fiasco.

Also also Joseph Smith really did “translate” the Book of Mormon by sticking his whole face in a hat and dictating what he said he saw in the hat. You may have seen depictions where he’s reading off the golden tablets behind a curtain or something but no. No. That’s not historically accurate. Dude stuck his face directly in a hat. Everybody who transcribed for him said that’s how he did it. Face in hat.

Like this.

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Thinking about that time Joseph Smith held a conference where he was supposed to perform miracles and then his miracles straight up didn’t work

If you’ve never been Mormon like how I’ve never been Mormon you might not know how much Mormons put their faith in like. What they see as facts. Things that they think are provable real facts. Because they think they’re the only real church so obviously they’ve gotta have facts. The facts have to be on their side.

So that’s why a Mormon learning about that time Joseph Smith told a dead body to get up and walk and it didn’t and it kept being dead might shatter their entire worldview. To non-religious folk or religious folk like me who recognize our own religions have contradictions in them and are fine with that, that first Mormon conference sort of feels mildly funny almost 200 years removed from it but to a devout Mormon that’s really a strange thing to learn about. Apparently for some people learning about the full facts of the life of Joseph Smith is what causes them to leave the faith.

To me and anyone else who isn’t Mormon it seems pretty clear he was a conman that wanted an excuse to force himself upon teenagers and the early Mormons forced themselves upon communities with no warning and really bothered them and that was the main factor behind a lot of the attacks they endured in those early years. And you know, religions have been founded off of less. You could over time forge yourself something decent out of that while recognizing the flawed place you came from. A religion doesn’t necessarily always have to be restrained by how it was founded.

But what I’ve learned recently is that Mormons that are really deep in the sauce need to believe that everything they’ve ever learned about Joseph Smith is fact. The Book of Mormon can’t just be a nice story that isn’t real in a literal sense but can be meaningful spiritually like how to me as a science believing Lutheran genesis is just a nice story that can still have spiritual significance. It’s gotta be real. Everything has to be real in a literal sense.

There’s no dna or archeological evidence that anything in the Book of Mormon is real though and Joseph Smith did by most accounts tell a dead body to get up and it didn’t. That little child stayed dead and many people left his church because of it.

Does this mean Joseph Smith wasn’t a prophet? I mean I don’t think he was but I’m not Mormon. Never have been, never plan on being one. Many rational people might hear about him being a conman and still think he was a prophet anyways. God works in mysterious ways after all. Others will have their entire worldview brought into question upon learning that.

Anyways, dude also reportedly told a man’s broken hand to work again and then it didn’t. Like two dozen people left after that fiasco.

Also also Joseph Smith really did “translate” the Book of Mormon by sticking his whole face in a hat and dictating what he said he saw in the hat. You may have seen depictions where he’s reading off the golden tablets behind a curtain or something but no. No. That’s not historically accurate. Dude stuck his face directly in a hat. Everybody who transcribed for him said that’s how he did it. Face in hat.

Like this.

thanook:

thanook:

virtualgirladvance:

dragongirlglasses:

ryan-sometimes:

ryan-sometimes:

Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶

I would lock myself in there occasionally to write poetry or read Dostoevsky

I am very normal about this apartment, I can be trusted with it I swear, yeah come over so I can show you around it’ll be fun and chill I swear

if i had the space i would install one of these at home. for unironically nonsexual nonviolent neurodivergent reasons

I HAD NOT THOUGHT OF THAT BUT NWO THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED. EXTREME BEAST BEHAVIOR ENCLOSURE ZONE.

sensiblereblogifposts:

cornedbeefhashtags:

You want to settle this under the mistletoe, bro? 😤

Reblog if you want to settle this under the mistletoe

moonlightchess:

I think one thing that a lot of Addams Family fans forget is that for the family, goth wasn’t about being gloomy and sad or bitter and cynical at all. Morticia was always gazing out at rainy days and declaring, “how beautiful a day it is!” or saying that “black is so much more cheerful!” because they found joy in their dark aesthetic. Wednesday was curious and sharp-minded and very clearly exercised and expressed her personal sense of power and self through things like her interest in weaponry and true crime - in the original series and comics, she was always dancing and playing with her brother. Edgy Wednesday didn’t happen until the 90s reboot, and well, it was the 90s. Gloomy grunge and artful sadness were in at the time. And let’s not even talk about Gomez, who was so full of life and love for his family that he’d often break into song or dip Morticia in the kitchen for an old-fashioned kiss. The Addams worked so well because they were healthy, happy, loving and goth. They were a perfect example of indulging in an aesthetic without letting it become toxic or consuming their lives.

oxiewaasl:

Death loves children

rainbow-dash-the-ultimate:

littlebirdofprey:

littlebirdofprey:

this is so funny.

the nonbinary icon i did not know i needed

ALL HAIL THE NB SPORK

twilight-blaze:

bananonbinary:

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

  • saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
  • saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

cacodaemonia:

versegm:

“Are you okay” NO. THERE ARE LITTLE FICTIONAL BITCHES IN MY HEAD. AND THEY’RE KISSING.