December 2024

charl0ttan:

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charl0ttan:

charl0ttan:

gambling & drinking in las vegas

my year of aging and growing a year older

yummy lunch

globeworld

the hard machine

breakfast of eating

the doors of reception

we have always lived in the inside

the cookie jar

hitchhikers guide to the earth

whipping horse

uneventful transit on the orient express

house of walls

the dulling

the building of hill house

the color of science

thekijs:

ganymedesclock:

I think cis people should also be their gender of choice. Like, if you’re a man, you should get to really enjoy being a man- have fun with it! If you’re a woman, take the parts of womanhood that really deeply make you happy. If being a little androgynous or ambiguous or hidden is the part that really makes you happy, you don’t have to be trans for that. If you wanna lean really hard into being femme or masc- do it! You have one life in your body, do what makes you happy. Ditch the stuff you don’t like.

My sinister queer agenda is I think that everyone should be the gender they like in the way they like it.

I call this Cis+ and I highly recommend people who have never had questions about their gender try it out.

rosadiaz-givesme-bipanic:

mr-freezo-42069:

imokube:

derranger:

likkrrr:

cuteautumn:

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

notjusthespongenextdoor:

notjusthespongenextdoor:

i know. i know it’s been terrible forever and i’ve known that forever but i can’t stop thinking now about how every form of insurance is just like. it’s just paying taxes to a private corporation. like oh let’s all pay a little bit of money to these people so that if we need a lot of money later they can pay for it. and contribute to the public good by ensuring other people have enough money to pay for injuries/fix their car/house/get healthcare

it’s literally just

it’s just taxes it should just be taxes

Taxes are bad and evil so instead I pay money to a private corporation whose best interest is to resist giving me a payout at all costs and also a portion of that money goes to a CEO being paid millions of dollars. This is a better system. /sarcasm

notjusthespongenextdoor:

notjusthespongenextdoor:

i know. i know it’s been terrible forever and i’ve known that forever but i can’t stop thinking now about how every form of insurance is just like. it’s just paying taxes to a private corporation. like oh let’s all pay a little bit of money to these people so that if we need a lot of money later they can pay for it. and contribute to the public good by ensuring other people have enough money to pay for injuries/fix their car/house/get healthcare

it’s literally just

it’s just taxes it should just be taxes

Taxes are bad and evil so instead I pay money to a private corporation whose best interest is to resist giving me a payout at all costs and also a portion of that money goes to a CEO being paid millions of dollars. This is a better system. /sarcasm

nerdyenby:

Grian having black widow symbolism for always getting his friends killed and then calling his base where both of his teammates died “the spider’s nest” is insane actually

atalana:

tloaak:

much better footage of the haka that shut down parliament today

this is on my blog at least 5 times already but i had to reblog it again, because i was catching up on local news from this morning (mostly following the hīkoi which i sadly couldn’t attend bc disability)

and maipi-clarke (the girl starting the haka) spoke briefly on this going viral

she confirmed that the haka in protest was planned, but it wasn’t supposed to be her that started it, it was supposed to be the much older and more experienced rawiri waititi (known perhaps most recently for declaring māori independence in response to the new government)

but instead they handed the bill to her. and this is speculation on my part, but given how our current right wing government has been pulling out a lot of dirty tricks lately to avoid māori protests, i wouldn’t be surprised if they gave it to the youngest member of parliament (she’s only 22), because they figured she would be the least likely to be brave and step up

so i just wanna congratulate her again for sticking to it, they tried to use her inexperience to shut her up and she just went okay, i’m leading this now, and good for her

bippybarnes:

what

No Crisp Rat?

kremlin:

kremlin:


this is so fucking funny

i can’t stop thinking about this. this kind of shit is not like milsim plane nerds with their own super-expensive desktop cockpit recreations. that kind of hardware makes sense to exist.

this does not. they’re playing world of tanks which is like the “call of duty” of tank games (casual, players only slightly bad-smelling). it also doesn’t have support for tank peripherals. no game does. no trainers do afaik. which means that (assuming this isn’t just a video editing) all of that shit they are fucking with translates into mouse/keyboard inputs that the game understands. that’s weird/hard and perplexing, uh, and considering that “tank peripherals” aren’t a thing that exist i can only guess they built them theirselves

which is fucking hilarious because why are they so good. why does the fucking cannon breech have a little dry ice smoke effect when the breech opens like they just shot a shell. what. manual turret traverse crank?? did they build a fucking ready rack!! they’re even using the correct phraseology which means one of these mofos read a PDF file

rocktheholygrail:

rocktheholygrail:

oh? 👀

rickybabyboy:

Orange and white tabby on a windowsill about to smack a hand away with his pawALT

i smacking you a little but politeful okay?

ID: Orange and white tabby on a windowsill about to smack a hand away with his paw

dunkelweiss:

Autism Speaks Canada is “concluding its operations” on January 31st 2025!

euniexenoblade:

Without hrt, Christmas is just cismas.

rintezukas:

rintezukas:

rintezukas:

gamecube was the best designed controller of all time exclusively for the button cluster that gave you easy thumb roll access to all buttons but also gave you the a button as a thumb rest (because it’s the one you press the most) and took into account the frequency with which each button gets pressed in its design rather than doing the stupid diamond design that gives no button priority and rests your thumb in the shitty blank space between buttons

The Diamond Button Layout Is The Bleeding Stump Where Form Cut Function’s Head Off

BTW i was wrong about this but in a cool way where it reveals somthing. gamecube controller was best Because it was on gamecube, because it could only be used for gamecube games that in turn could ideally rely on and take advantage of its unique layout and the design assumptions made by it. for a game where you really do press a the most and all the other shit i said the gamecube layout is best, BUT as consoles became less and less distinct from each other and games werent necessarily made for a specific console a standardized layout became necessary and good and while i still believe the button diamond is never gonna feel good as the gamecube cluster within its context, claiming that it was a matter of form over function was wrong of me because like. its not. this post has been an albatross around my neck ever since i realized i was wrong so i periodically come in and refine my understanding of why i was wrong as like a pain ritual/attempt to mitigate how stupid i look online

trashboat:

beewatch:

garbagecat:

I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.

truth to this- i worked with a longtime director of law and order and he told me the guy who wrote the theme was an eccentric who made an obscene amount of money off that sound alone and is lesser known as the clarinetist from sonny and cher’s “i got you babe”

infectiouspiss:

fuck everyone who’s started saying the r slur again i hate you and i hope your life falls apart and you die alone

cosmermaid:

victusinveritas:

I’m going to add to this with advice for any teacher running into this situation.

Ask to borrow the kid’s computer for a second, and use the AI. Pick a word, then pick a letter that is not in that word. Ask chatGPT how many times that letter appears in said word. (Avoid “how many Ns in Mayonnaise” because that went viral and got trained out.) Hell, give ChatGPT multiple tries. Ask it to demonstrate each time that letter appears in a word.

Let the entire class witness chatGPT fail. Because it cannot count. It cannot spell. It cannot think. Please put your lesson plans aside for a class and use it as a learning opportunity.

To add to your arsenal for educating these kids, please look into the concept of AI hallucination. AI cannot perceive things and has no ability to think critically, which means it cannot tell what’s real and what’s not. Really drill into these kids that they are better off asking advice from a toddler.

I used the characterAI bot instead of chatGPT in this case, but chatGPT has the same issues, because neither bot is capable of thinking about what it’s saying.

foone:

depsidase:

Jesus had some words about profit margins.

Those words were YOU HAVE TURNED MY FATHER’S HOUSE INTO A DEN OF THIEVES! and he had a whip and was kicking over tables.

auto-transubstantiation-deactiv:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

ciccinacirce-deactivated2022042:

bettedavisgf:

Cause we can hear all of your internal monologues that even you don’t listen to, and we chatter hysterically to drown out the noise of your hatred for us (plus feeling everybody else’s feelings for them all the time is like doing emotional speedballs). We can’t help it, so just shut up and hate us like you always do since we can hear your thoughts anyway (you have that nose ring ‘cause your mother didn’t love you, but we love you, we have to)

Is this the same person lmao

lesbianamalvada:

when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say “orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!” you vote for orangutan johhnson. it’s called loyalty.

jomaccudo:

I feel like plushies come alive under low light. Look at the way her eyes are illuminated! There’s a little bit of magic in that border between light and dark.

mapsontheweb:

Ethnic identity in Montenegro, 2011.

by atlas_cartography/instagram

halorvic:

theknightinslippers:

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241:

memewhore:

Woman murders man in broad daylight

2urban2fantasy's notes: every time I see a ripped man walk Like That I think about this video. thank u random woman I don't know for filling my life with endless joyALT

eggtempest:

a comic featuring mizuki and ena from project sekai on a nightcord call. mizuki cheerfully eats chocolates while saying "i'm so treatpilled." ena, looking exasperated, says "okay so lets work on this. 'i like sweets'"ALT

kindgreenape:

kindgreenape:

on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography

tis the season. reblogs are enabled

birdandmoon:

A comic titled "What is a City Pigeon? By Rosemary Mosco." There's a small pigeon shouting through a megaphone. Panel 1: A banner says "It's a Dinosaur. Like all birds, pigeons descended from dinos." A pigeon roars "coooo" over the silhouette of a dinosaur yelling RARR. Panel 2: The banner says "It's a Dove. A city pigeon or Rock Dove is a member of the pigeon and dove family." A pigeon stands in glorious rays of sparkling light, with a halo over its head. Panel 3: The banner says "It's a Domestic Animal. Pigeons were domesticated millennia ago for meat and fertilizer (poop)." A cow stands in a farmer's field, saying "moo." A pigeon looks up at it and says "coo." Both have just pooped. Panel 4: The banner says "It's a Purebred Pet. Like dogs & cats, pigeons come in fancy breeds." There are three fancy pigeons: A Birmingham Roller, with rusty feathers and splotches of white. A Fantail, with its head pushed back and a huge fanned out tail. A Saxon Fairy Swallow, with a crest and huge fans of feathers on its feet. Panel 5: "It's a Feral Animal. Fancy pigeons escaped, blended breeds, and became multicolored city birds." There are four feral pigeons, one with grey streaks over white feathers, one a mix of white and checkered red with a pale red head, one typically colored but with blotches of white, and one all dark grey, standing against a city backdrop. Panel 6: The banner says "It's a Lover. Pigeons mate for life (usually)." There are two pigeons meeting beaks against a trash can and other bits of trash in an urban setting. A label says "trash can date night". Panel 7: The banner says "It's an Indicator of Inequality. Where pigeons have high levels of lead in their blood, people do, too." And there's a footnote to a link to a study. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0045653516308864 There's an image of lead pointing to a pigeon on one side and people on the other. Panel 8: The banner says "It's a Lot of Things packed into a small, familiar form." A proud pigeon stands against an urban background, saying "I contain multitudes."ALT

Because folks liked my latest pigeon comic so much, here’s another pigeon piece!

I made this a couple years ago for a sadly now defunct publication called Pipe Wrench. I hope this piece helps spread more pigeon love.

3000s:

3000s:

if heart had burger

if blood had gift

velvetys:

Don’t spend too much time with your family tomorrow we still need you here to post ok?

nostalgiathriving:

Me when I’m in a mischaracterization content and my opponent is anyone from Five Nights at Freddy’s

illambinati:

dead-garbage-account:

you guys ever begin to type something and immediately go “wait no that fucking sucks nobody cares” and delete it?

my first queer experience was when i was 17 and playing spin the bottle at a party and it landed on a girl. the thing is, the version we were all playing was a seven mins in heaven one rather than a simple kiss one.


the girl was all for it, i was not. i was in no way homophobic, or so i thought, at the time. my brother and aunt were both queer, so to me it had never been an issue. but the thought of a pretty girl being all game to kiss me in the closet of my best friends bedroom made my skin crawl.

spoiler alert: i had a big fat crush and didn’t know how to deal with it.

and so i panicked, and went into the closet. we both started talking at the same time. she let me go first, i rambled and thought i had really fucked up when she simply put a hand on my arm and asked if she could kiss me. i let her.


we are both now 24 and 25 and have been living with each other since last november. i still sometimes struggle with my internalised homophobia, but she’s there through it all and i’m so grateful for her. i’m going to ask her to marry me sometime this year :)

our-queer-experience:

anon are you living in a fanfic because oh my god that is so sweet

dirt-and-wyrms:

brainless-moe-white-lotus:

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

loth-caatgirl:

segamascott:

IT SANK?ALT

vandoesart:

so I started playing Cult of the lamb with my brother

tiredmilkshake:

thinking about that german tik tok I saw that was like “maybe ai can do my job, but can ai replicate my Arbeitszeitbetrug? No that’s real craftsmanship”

And like yes I can subcribe to that sentiment

Also of course german has a word for that.

trannycrisis-deactivated2024010:

succulent-momma:

trannycrisis-deactivated2024010:

trannycrisis-deactivated2024010:

trannycrisis-deactivated2024010:

FYCK YOU people who think hanukkah is the ‘main jewish holiday’ because it’s near christmas.

GOYIM LOOK UPON THIS AND FUCKING WEEP. FUCKING. WEEP.

NO PLEASE FUCKING RB THIS. GENUINELY PEOPLE NEED TO FUCKING REALIZE.

Ok…

But what’s the major one?!?!

wolfythewitch:

Excited to announce my new feature film adapting Homer’s Odyssey, an action packed mythological epic following famed hero Odysseus on his 10 year long journey home, starring Chris Pratt as Odysseus

chussy:

it’s so funny to me when I talk about being trans to a cis person and they go “man, I wish I could change my name… i always liked the name [whatever] for myself.” like. you know that you can change your name as a cis person, right? you’re an adult, you can legally change your name to literally whatever. or you can just ask people to call you by a different name if you can’t afford the new name ID/passport bureaucracy shit, or if you’re a minor. you can do it, I believe in you.

foone:

kawaoneechan:

foone:

foone:

In the N64 era, “Big Head Mode” was invented (or at least popularized) and there were several games that implemented it as a cheat code or unlockable setting.

But since then, thousand if not millions of games have been released, and the vast majority of them have not included this feature, despite it being easy to implement in a 3D engine, especially with the advent of skeletal animation.

I’m tempted to start a new patreon where I just release patches for games to have Big Head Mode re-added. With the commonality of Unity and Unity Marketplace assets, a large number of games could be trivially big-headed all at once!

I forgot to mention that the point of the patron was to be so people could vote on the next game to be big-headed.

that’s one less game I have to hack!

aquilacalvitium:

the-bafflement-of-scotland-yard:

whitmerule:

samtheviking:

niixell:

loveblackculture:

Both of these

I’m sorry, it had to be added

Every single discussion about a good villain/hero dynamic ALWAYS comes back to these two

elodieunderglass:

alexaloraetheris:

wintersmitth:

caressthosecheekbones:

random-brushstrokes:

Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

oh leonid, we’re really in it now

Leonid, you really understand it.

Save me Leonid, from my empty Word document

Leonid what should I do about the emails

forestlion:

What the FUCK is Germany Shore???

Is this the Shore they’re talking about????

captain-price-unofficially:

captain-price-unofficially:

Kind of funny the devs are straight up calling the Typhoon’s performance a lie made up by BAE to sell more Typhoons.

crowcaws:

Ppl who wanna change their name but don’t know what name they wanna change it to or don’t know what sounds good/suits them or whatever should be able to get paired with a girl who has 5,000 hours logged on the Sims. Like going to see an ancient oracle or something.

cosmicretreat:

illambinati:

vexic929:

I think a lot of what pro-AI people are really wanting is stuff that already exists but they don’t know it’s out there like

can’t format a work email? templates

don’t know how to write a resume? templates

writing a thank you card or a condolences card or a wedding invitation? templates templates templates

not sure how to format your citations in MLA or whatever format? citationmachine.net

summary of something you’re reading for school/work? cliffnotes.com

recipe based on ingredients in your fridge? whatsintherefrigerator.com

there’s a million more like, guys, we don’t need AI, we never needed generative AI

dirt-and-wyrms:

brainless-moe-white-lotus:

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not