December 2024

werewolfoffeverswamp:

i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta

deadnow-deactivated20250507:

hey you forgot to profess your love for me btw. don’t be embarrassed there’s still time.

subuwu-dyke:

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

mergetips-deactivated20250124:

holding yourself back from saying faggot is very difficult when the person you’re discussing can only be accurately described with the aforementioned term

number-one-kallamar-lover:

I defy any of you to find a Kallamar that I don’t like

If you can do it I’ll give you like, five bucks

cigarette-reliquary:

theyre calling it imagination. one hit of this shit and you’ll never play toys the same again

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

horrified today by reading this paper discussing how abstinence-only stipulations in USA programs for preventing AIDS in severely affected countries prevented life-saving interventions such as distribution of condoms

This christofascist agenda has been literally killing people throughout the world

Project 2025 includes a detailed plan to do similar with abortion, launching world-wide programs to discourage abortion and to ultimately prevent access to and education about abortion

It’s a publicly available document. You can look it up

They will say that abortion increases breast cancer risk (it doesn’t) that abortion is more dangerous than childbirth (childbirth is 14 times more likely to kill you) that abortion is high risk for causing mental health issues (it isn’t) but it will not matter that these are lies, just like it doesn’t matter that abstinence-only sex education Does Not Work.

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

horrified today by reading this paper discussing how abstinence-only stipulations in USA programs for preventing AIDS in severely affected countries prevented life-saving interventions such as distribution of condoms

This christofascist agenda has been literally killing people throughout the world

Project 2025 includes a detailed plan to do similar with abortion, launching world-wide programs to discourage abortion and to ultimately prevent access to and education about abortion

It’s a publicly available document. You can look it up

They will say that abortion increases breast cancer risk (it doesn’t) that abortion is more dangerous than childbirth (childbirth is 14 times more likely to kill you) that abortion is high risk for causing mental health issues (it isn’t) but it will not matter that these are lies, just like it doesn’t matter that abstinence-only sex education Does Not Work.

plaguedocboi:

In case you’ve ever wondered what being an environmental biology student is like

iknowgallifreyan:

I have one really photogenic cat and one idiot

therogueduchess:

eliolikesapricots:

San Sebastián by Aurelio Cabrera y Gallardo (1870-1936).

Municipal Museum of Fine Arts of Santa Cruz de Tenerife

I hear this is a common reaction to artworks of Saint Sebastian

c3rvida3:

I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.

t4tails:

marvel is puppies trying to be kitties, dc is kitties trying to be puppies

spaceyraccoon:

‘Netflix of audiobooks’ scrapes thousands of fanworks off ao3 without permission. Yours, likely, included

Everybody go check to see if your fanfic is there. :/

theunvanquishedzims:

nyanbinyuri:

an-eccentric-devil:

transmechanicus:

It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

me: *slaps neck* COME GET Y’ALL FUCKING JUICE

the vampire whos been avoiding my horny ass for the past 6 months:

# the comedic potential of a reversed predator-prey dynamic is funny as hell and WILDLY under-utilized

do you think you could take a vampire?

hiimcanadia:

yesornopolls:

Do you think you could take a vampire?

Yes

No

See Results

In a fight?

Yes

No

See Results

strangestcase:

sick and tired of the woke establishment preventing me from giving my patients homemade amphetamines. this country is going to shit.

princessnoctua:

theirtheretheyre:

poisonedapples:

thatjeanjacket:

camwyn:

thelightreturns:

candiceirae:

lonewolf574:

tiredgaymermaid:

scoutology:

ohthisismuchworse:

fuckingconversations:

xeppeli:

tunnaa-unnaa:

xeppeli:

xeppeli:

lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.

Too bad Lahore pigeons are a domestic breed and don’t appear in the wild at all.
Some equally balanced wild colorations include

Pygmy Falcon

Great Hornbill

Wallcreeper

and

Black-throated Loon

this is a good addition to this post. thank you for this birds educations

I would like to submit the following additions to the world of exceptional bird color design:

Cedar Waxwing

Red Crowned Crane

Brahminy Kite

Green Tree Swallow (I mean seriously - those are metallic teal feathers against stark white. Damn.) 

Bali Mynah

And, last but certainly not least, the cutest fucking puffball on this planet earth:


The Korean Crow-Tit

I’d also like to contribute some pretty awesome birds

Hooded Pitta (or as like to call them little olives)

Coua

Mot-Mot

The Blue Crown Pigeon (the biggest pigeon)

good post

@ilovegirlsalways

@candiceirae

I’m fond of the Golden Breasted Starling,

the Golden Pheasant,

and the Oriental Dwarf Kingfisher.

@izzyovercoffee

May I present the most fabulous turkey in the world, the Ocellated Turkey?

@poisonedapples

They’re all immensely pretty

@todaysbird

I wish to add the European Golden Plover

The Arctic Tern

The Atlantic Puffin

And the Eurasian Oystercatcher

nondelphic:

every writer knows the pain of having an idea that’s “too good” to write because you know you can’t do it justice

itsmedemibones:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

elliot-amy:

chaotic muppets interview

These are the words of puppeteers who should not be up this early

broyce-the-scary-looking-mage:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

tinderofficial:

aryaanderson:

tyedyemew14:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

IM CRYING

JFC WHAT THE FUCK

me

@0ni-chan

runawaymarbles:

runawaymarbles:

runawaymarbles:

runawaymarbles:

Haven’t figured out a politic way to word this but before saying someone/thing “makes you uncomfortable” please ask yourself this important question: is it any of your fucking business

At least say “I am uncomfortable with” instead. Own your own shit

“This person is making me uncomfortable” suggests they’re actively doing something to or at you. And sometimes people are! But sometimes. You are just uncomfortable with people when they aren’t doing anything. And that’s on you not them.

“The homeless man on the bus is making me uncomfortable” verses “I am uncomfortable with the homeless man on the bus.” You see the difference

transfem-juice:

transfem-juice:

BABE GET THE CONDOMS THERES A NEW DEFUNCTLAND VIDEO

For context I like to imagine that longform video essays are used in a similar way

kazoosandfannypacks:

online friends never say they love you like a normal person, it’s always gotta be “if we lived close to each other i would get mental health bagels with you” or something like that

sacred-portal:

xanaxfarts:

Joshua Allen Harris: Air Bear (2008)

peanut-jelly:

bonkedfemme:

Reblog to make prev fall asleep feeling loved and wanted

<3

queerforscience:

Epic handshake meme with one arm saying "Read this story about a normal and functional spaceship" and the other saying "Read this normal article about football."ALT

Read this story about a normal and functional spaceship

Read this normal article about football

frontmansdefender:

shaming and making fun of people for still engaging in fandom activities once they reach a certain age is so embarrassing because why are you giving yourself an expiration date of time you have fun? why are you not-so-indirectly saying you will stop having fun once you reach a certain age? or do you really believe you have to stop engaging in fandom activities and having fun once you turn (x)? do you not think you will, what, live that long and turn that age too? do you think fun will suddenly stop for you and life will all of a sudden lose its meaning once you reach a certain age? how sad to be giving yourself an hourglass and just waiting for your time of having fun to run out.

adults can and should engage in fandom activities if it’s what makes them happy.

adults can and should continue doing whatever they like doing as teenagers if it’s what makes them happy.

age is just… part of life. it’s a part of me and it’s a part of you. shaming people for something you will have to go through (unless you don’t think you will live that long) is such a loser behavior. indirectly saying you will stop having fun once you reach a certain age isn’t the flex you think it is. it doesn’t make you look “cool and edgy”, it makes you look miserable.

themanedwolf:

athenadark:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

airplanned:

We all agree, right?

  • AI to write your novel is wrong
  • A bargain with a demon to write your novel is okay

Only if you specify in the contract that the demon can’t use chat-GPT

I’ve been thinking about this - and why asking the demon is also a bad idea

Tartini was a composer and violin teacher and no one respected him, he was generally broke, and he started having weird dreams in which the devil asked him to teach him violin

despite being catholic tartini agreed - although everything told him this was a bad idea

so he taught the devil violin in his dreams and when he had taught him everything he knew the devil offered him payment, he played an original composition in his dream

Tartini woke up weeping and struggled to write it down

we have a historical version of “couldn’t remember the greatest song in the world, this is just its tribute”, and the song he wrote down made him “Sonata in G Minor, aka the devil’s trill” it’s usually played by 2 violinists because it’s evil difficult,

now imagine you make a deal with the devil to write your novel, he writes it but only lets you read it in a dream and you have to transcribe it from memory the next day…. 150k of the best prose and plot you’ve ever seen in your life and you have to remember it

chatgpt is evil, but that’s just mean

This brings a whole new element to my understanding of Devil Went Down to Georgia

litterheaven:

cozy

captain-price-unofficially:

I hope this doesn't come off as disrespectful, because I'm genuinely curious, but like...is alchemy "real"? Because the way you speak about it is how I wish I could, myself, appreciate it and you're the closest I've ever found to a real world wizard which excites me a great deal. I totally respect if for you it's actually just an interesting academic study without intention, I'm just curious for how you view it in that lens.

cryptotheism:

No that’s a good question!

Short answer: Yes, as in alchemists were real people who could actually do cool shit sometimes, but they weren’t actually transmuting lead into gold, you need a particle accelerator for that.

In the 4th century, you weren’t a scientist, that word hadn’t been invented yet. You were a Natural Philosopher. You studied everything from the stars, to mathematics, to medicine, to the nature of herbs and stones.

In the medieval era, you weren’t an astronomer, you were an astrologer. Telling people’s horoscopes involved a lot of astronomical math. There wasn’t really a difference between astronomy and astrology.

In the renaissance era, you weren’t a chemist. The term chemist didn’t exist yet. You were an alchemist. You tried to make gold sometimes, but you also manufactured dyes, glass vessels, cosmetics, paints, and medicines. You were kind of a whitesmith, and a glass-blower, and a doctor, and sometimes just a con-man.

Alchemy and chemistry have a relationship similar to Astrology and Astronomy. But, don’t think of alchemy as just “Chemistry with magic.” Alchemy is the father of modern chemistry. It is the cocoon that chemistry sprouted out of.

The thing is, alchemy is more “real” than astrology is. You know what a common use of astrology was in the medieval era? Diagnosing diseases. You’d check someone’s horoscope to determine what medicine to give them. This didn’t work. A medieval astrology textbook isn’t going to be useful for diagnosing why your stomach hurts.

But!

Medieval alchemy texts are actually useful sometimes. If you want to dye some copper so it looked more like gold, there are alchemy texts that can tell you how to do that. If you want to distill the mercury out of some cinnabar, alchemists could do that. They didn’t really know how or why that worked, but they could do it! If you want a potion that could make you immortal, the alchemists could make a philter of mercury and lead that would definitely 100% kill you and it would hurt the whole time you were dying. You can’t win em all.

Im writing about the history of alchemy on my patreon if you wanna support me!

spooke:

Pokemon inktober day two - Johto

rins-batcave:

SOMEONE PLEASE BE PROUD OF ME I WAS FEELING SO SHIT AND I STILL CLEANED MY ROOM AND BRUSHED MY TEETH AND WASHED MY FACE AND I FEEL SO PROUD OF MYSELF :33333333

GONNA BRUSH MY HAIR NOW AND BRAID IT :33333

teathattast:

sun-almighty-wukong:

strawberry-crocodile:

roconize:

Bad Content #31

I just wanna say the original is like a thousand times funnier than all the edgy sex joke versions. Some of us are just autistic about reptile phylogeny, bitch.

oh this is the original?

frakes:

#the girls are fighting!!
STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 3.07 “Civil Defense”

dimeadozencows:

My personal understanding of the situation

batrachised:

finally, someone for tumblr

comikbook:

being obsessed with your own oc is so awesome because everything you say is right. no headcanons we die like men

hp-up:

TWINK FROM PAPER MARIO

winstein-nin:

When Paper Peach Walks... how do the legs/feet move?

10 different suggestions are made: 
- Swing (legs): the legs swing like a pendulum, while it is still stiff.
- Swing (feet): the feet swing like a pendulum, while poofy pants similar to the Toads' ones are worn.
- Shuffle: the legs moves back and forth without tilting or bending.
- Wheel: the feet moves clockwise towards the right, while poofy pants similar to the Toads' ones are worn.
- Regular: Regular walking motion.
- Float: The feet are in a floating motion.
- Stretch: When the legs are tilted back, the shoes stretch towards the front so that the legs are tilted to the front.
- Hop: The legs engage in hopping motions.
- Skirt Crawl: The feet aren't moving but the under skirt is crawling. The feet are also screeching on the ground.
- Secret Skates: Skates appear under the shoes for a moment for a boost, before disappearing.ALT

The Mysterious Gait Under Wraps

In Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, characters have smoothed moving parts, and naturally we can see how certain characters move. For example, when Paper Mario walks, we can see his feet swinging like a pendulum. This brings an interesting question: how does Paper Peach walk under the skirt?

Indeed, nobody seems to ask this question but that means it’s also a question begging for some natural suggestions, and off-the-wall ones. This idea initially started out as a mere sketch and some strange suggestions, but eventually I wanted to use it as an opportunity to draw animation.

This animated piece is my serious attempt, whereas previous ones were just small stuff. Indeed, the real challenge is coming up with how the legs move in motion. Some, they were easy, but many of them were difficult. For example, the Regular one features normal walking, but animating a walk is not so easy.

A couple of them got revisions. Float had less feet movement but I decided to redraw it to give it clearer movements. Also, wheel initially have the feet moving clockwise until someone pointed out that it looked like it moves backwards, which is a good call because I didn’t notice it.

Hopefully these look good enough to get some laughs! I felt accomplished looking at all the animation I spent nights doing.

Thank you for reading.

themainspoon:

rennebright9-deactivated2024080:

peachdelta:

mario has transphobia?? where

There'a a character named Vivian in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door who we only know is trans because one of her sisters constantly misgenders her. Her character arc includes her standing up to her sisters and learning to respect herself while travelling with Mario. In the English localisation they made her sister mean and removed the transphobia, thereby also removing all references to her gender identity. There is a remake releasing soon, if the transphobia is back that means that they’ve decided to put the trans rep (that was once absent from the english release) back in.

katelyn-danger:

mxjackparker:

mxjackparker:

Trans and intersex people in the UK need you to be loud and angry about the new “deception as to sex” guidance released which makes trans and intersex people legally guilty of rape if we don’t disclose our gender identity and/or the sex we were assigned at birth to sexual partners.

This is particularly going to harm trans and intersex sex workers, who often have a higher number of sexual partners who we might keep our trans or intersex identity from for our safety.

“To summarize this guidance in the simplest terms, it treats a trans or intersex person not disclosing their gender identity and/or the sex they were assigned at birth as a form of deception which negates consent.”

Keep reading

This guidance will put trans women into men’s prisons with sex offenders for the “crime” of having consensual sex without declaring that they’re trans first.

This guidance will put trans men into prison, likely in isolation, for the “crime” of having consensual sex without declaring that they’re trans first.

This guidance will put intersex people into prison for the “crime” of having consensual sex without declaring that they’re intersex first.

The British press is sweeping this under the rug. It will devastate so many trans and intersex people’s lives. I need everyone else to share their rage because I’m scared and devastated for myself and those I love and I can’t be screaming all on my own.

This gives the cis sexual partners of trans and intersex people so much power over them because unless you disclose it in writing (through a text message or something) it’ll be your word against theirs and the court will not side with transgender or intersex individuals.

socialistexan:

socialistexan:

There WAS a sit-in in a different bathroom in the Capitol on the literal same day, two of them happening simultaneously actually, one of men (mostly trans men) outside the women’s bathroom and one of trans women inside the bathroom.

We can do multiple things, y'know? One of which isn’t trying to “shoot up” one of the most secure places on the planet. Also you’re hiding shit in the tags, you’re significantly more of a coward than any of the people in this video.

How is this protest any less valid than an “actual” sit-in? Because there is joy? Because there is dancing? Because the oppressed are expressing anything but dour resignation?

Invention of a Feminist Sound Bite

by Alix Kates Shulman

December 24, 2001

“IF I CAN’T DANCE I DON’T want to be in your revolution,” said Emma Goldman.


Or did she? Perhaps she said, “If 1 can’t dance I don’t want to be part of your revolution,” as my purple T-shirt claims under a picture of Emma looking demure in a widebrimmed hat. Or was it rather, “If I can’t dance to it, it’s not my revolution,” as the quote appears in a 1983 Passover Haggadah?


In fact, though the sentiment is indeed Emma Goldman’s, she wrote none of the above, notwithstanding that each of these versions and more have been attributed to her on buttons, posters, banners, T-shirts, bumper stickers, and in books and articles, for nearly twenty years. Here, rather, is what she did say, in her 1931 autobiography Living My Life:

To quote Emma Goldman in her 1931 autobiography:

“At the dances I was one of the most untiring and gayest. One evening a cousin of Sasha, a young boy, took me aside. With a grave face, as if he were about to announce the death of a dear comrade, he whispered to me that it did not behoove an agitator to dance… My frivolity would only hurl the Cause. I grew furious at the impudent interference of the boy. I told him to mind his own business, I was tired of having the Cause constantly thrown into my face. I did not believe that a Cause which stood for a beautiful ideal, for anarchism, for release and freedom from conventions and prejudice, .should demand the denial of life and joy… If it meant that, I did not want it.”

gloriousmonsters:

when you’re feeling full hater mode about a piece of media but you know one of your beloved mutuals enjoys it