December 2024

achilleanauthor:

butterflyinthewell:

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

@rainbluealoekitten

ashcashyy:

extra:

(they don’t serve quadruple extra large servings)

depsidase:

depsidase:

depsidase:

striatoncitytoilet:

(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi

segamascott:

milf–adjacent:

himynameisemail:

mousegirlheart:

mousegirlheart:

why is no amount of water hydrating enough. i must become 100% water

i must become one with the water to truly achieve adequate hydration

tonysaintborgi:

eremitical:

eremitical:

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it

nobrashfestivity:

nobrashfestivity:

David Wojnarowicz,1988

Today is World AIDS Day

koobiie:

i feel strongly about this

segamascott:

evilscientist3:

evilscientist3:

one of my favourite things is when Wizards form in my tumblr activity graph. like this one

you understand me

another one

bloos-bloo:

Little sneak peak since I’ve been lacking- (aka dying)

I have no idea how I made Narinder look so- squishy-

blueengland:

let’s play with blungo. party with timble. chatting with jorbo

blueengland:

blueengland:

“get this post to 10k notes” “5k and i’ll…” “this is like a 20k notes post to me” i don’t care!!! epic snail

libraford:

libraford:

The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you’re cis.

Eat them.

“OH those body builder women with pancake breasts arent-” eat them.

“This woman has a beard, thats not-” eat them.

“That man has a baby face, that’s not” - eat them with barbecue sauce.

Eat them. You will never be gender enough for their definition of gender. Eat them.

pastacrylic:

Twilight sez

whats-a-bear:

geekysteven:

oh dang, it’s gonna take them even longer to get home in that

[Image description a news screenshot reading “Physicists make tiny model of Star Trek’s USS Voyager that’s smaller than a human hair”]

detectivehole:

this is what i sent

this is what i got

ryan-sometimes:

Reminder that famous conservative figures are con artists. “Alpha male" influencers like Andrew Tate deliberately isolate you and exploit your loneliness for profit. They teach men ideals that make them repulsive to women, and then sell them “solutions” to make women like them, which obviously fail. Andrew Tate doesn’t want you to become a “sigma male”, he wants you lonely and miserable because that’s when you’re most dependent on him. Conservative influencers take advantage of ignorance and loneliness, and this is the end result.

aptronyms:

aptronyms:

stop… making… her… a… MOM FIGURE !!! *my psychic powers throw everything across the room*

everyone who has said “yeah! she’s not a mom figure, she’s an OLDER SISTER FIGURE!” on this post owes me $200. WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE ANY OF THESE STUPID FAMILIAL FIGURES!! WHY CAN’T SHE JUST BE FRIENDS WITH HER FRIENDS!!!

mpdg-usa-inc:

assorted-thoughts-and-feelings:

shoezuki:

Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives

For everyone who doesn’t spend their time on Reddit, here’s the equally wild follow up that OP referenced in the tags.

mpdg-usa-inc:

assorted-thoughts-and-feelings:

shoezuki:

Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives

For everyone who doesn’t spend their time on Reddit, here’s the equally wild follow up that OP referenced in the tags.

legoobsessionist:

steveover600:

🌸Bolbasor.
@SteveFilters on Instagram

teaboot:

Not pertinent to anything in particular but I do think it’s kinda weird that we keep depicting cavemen in media crawling around on all fours covered in dirt with tangled, matted hair, speaking in broken, cobbled-together toddler language when like.

They were us.

Like literally genetically they were US, just like. A while ago.

Like

Would you trust a TV caveman with a baby? Probably not

A real life caveman though??? I think they’d be at least okay at it

pearpancake:

Fast TCO sketch

prose-among-the-trees:

hyyyperfixated:

just learned about dopamine decor and i feel crazy

tiktok people are just now discovering you can put things in your living space that you like. , Guys

This is so dystopian

persisting:

hi, i’m your local laid off discord employee, here to talk about exactly how safe it may or may not be to talk about Political Activism on discord. my credentials here are that i was a senior member of discord’s trust & safety team, which is the team that handles bans, legal investigations, and legal compliance. (my speciality was in child safety, anti-grooming, and taking down CSAM, but i also worked occasionally in low level terrorism issues and assisted that team in investigations.) i also know most of the people still working there in these capacities.

the tldr and most important thing to know is: i do not recommend you plan, discuss plans, or use any kind of hyperbolic (or not) language about violence to government officials or anyone in that vicinity on discord. please use signal instead.

a discord trust & safety employee is technically able to see any message you’ve sent under your account, going all the way back to the beginning of your account. unless you have manually deleted a message, it is viewable to a tns employee. now: it is a tremendous part of being on a tns team that we did NOT invade user privacy without cause. cause was usually: another user reported something you said, and we thought the reported message indicated you might be doing something elsewhere that was illegal (for example: a user says “i’m talking to this girl but she’s in high school lol.” i would then try to find evidence as to whether or not there was a child safety issue there. in this example, we’d require clear admission of age from both the user and the alleged high school girl, and then clear evidence of sexual talk between them, and go from there.) finding evidence required looking though all of that user’s messages.

most of the tns team, as i know them, are pretty resolute about not going further in looking than would be needed for action. most of the tns team that i still speak to is very much on the side of blue. your general conversations are probably perfectly safe, and we were very good at figuring out quickly if someone has reported you maliciously. i don’t believe you need to worry too much about your porn and fanfic and all that.

HOWEVER: reported content must be investigated, and discord can, and has been, legally subpoenaed to turn over user information. again, this has nominally been in Very Evil cases (CSAM and grooming, school shooting threats, murder admissions, etc.) but that could change, either at the federal level, or at the discord policy level. discord, like any social media company, could easily be pressured or forced into taking on different internal policies that could get you in serious trouble if you are organizing violent or “illegal” resistance. if that happens, there is a scenario where this incoming administration is given access to your messages.

again: please do not organize your political or social resistance on discord from now on. please use signal to ensure your maximum safety. do not panic if you have already talks about things on discord: you can easily delete your messages, and that WILL remove from an employee’s view. do that and use signal from now on.

stay safe. i love you. 💕

innocentiusxiv:

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it’s actually because I hate you, specifically,

mousegirlheart:

release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling

penandinkprincess:

the real challenge of adulthood that no one tells you about in advance is how many goddamn pieces of paper you have to keep up with that are never important until they are suddenly VERY important

queen-mihai:

utopians:

utopians:

man how the hell is this stupid ass sport legal. why do we funnel HIGH SCHOOLERS into this

jesus christ????

Oh I can tell you why


Because there are too many people in the United States that just don’t fucking care

I hope that helps

queen-mihai:

utopians:

utopians:

man how the hell is this stupid ass sport legal. why do we funnel HIGH SCHOOLERS into this

jesus christ????

Oh I can tell you why


Because there are too many people in the United States that just don’t fucking care

I hope that helps

artist-kreating-stuff:

waywardsestras:

This guy is going to create his own chocolate civilization and we will be powerless to stop him.

john-liberal:

in the ashes. straight up “risin it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My phoenix

iraqi-menace:

psychuan:

puru2-deactivated20250326:

puru2-deactivated20250326:

“america has been sliding into fascism since trump was elected” “america has been sliding into fascism since Reagan” the founding fathers owned people.

people in the notes and comments going “fascism is a specific different thing” bitch the us has been doing ethnic cleansing since before the concept of a fascist was a twinkle in the mind of mussolini’s grandfather. don’t try to fucking lecture me about how years of chattel slavery and ethnic cleansing is actually not fascist bc that’s not a word that existed when they started doing it

it’s the latest word to describe an ongoing problem, one that has evolved methods and means but is rooted in a cruelty and desire for superiority and dominion that hasn’t ultimately changed.

reminder also that Hitler used America as inspiration

theo-the-cat-guy:

prettyinpinkcatgamer:

“mount rushmore is a wonder of the world” no it’s a monument to how much the usa sucks.

genuinely hope it gets vandalized during my life time.

and didn’t all the people depicted in it own slaves?

looked it up now and yeah they’re all horrendously evil.

I’ll celebrate the day it gets blown up.

In order to build mount rushmore they defaced a sacred mountain.

The one who carved it was a member of the kkk.

It’s basically the worst thing ever.

caligulusaquariumglub:

Evvery day is a good day to punch naz1s

jaaek:

woodlandhomo:

millenniumitem:

yuckyumz-deactivated20191004:

im screaming this is an aesthetisized screenshot of one of the worlds earliest email worms and caused over US$5B in damages

foreveriallyzombified:

cryptotheism:

foreveriallyzombified:

cryptotheism:

foreveriallyzombified:

everyone really love me rocking back and forth like a flipped tortoise suckin on my thin long tendril

GO TO BED

if u didn’t hear from me ever again idk if u would even be sad it doesnt matter fuck with me or don’t makes no differents everyone leaves me in the end ur no different it’s what i get for trusting ppl n being vulernable about my selfsuck journey on a public forum 4 educational purposes so u might not hear from me again don’t go looking i’ll be fine just want to disappear.

Your tendril is withered like an old dry herb

roach-works:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

heroofthreefaces:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

stavarosthearcane:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

do you think no one else has time travel

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

wow if only you had a time machine

the-haiku-bot:

something-lemonade:

velveteenbxnny:

kerosene–angel:

sea-anon:

I don’t know how many boys follow me, but I gotta bet there’s some. I just wanna tell y’all to be careful.

Abusive girls exist and what they’re doing is seen as like “badass tough don’t take no shit” but your girl should not hit you. Ever.

She should not demand for you to hand over your phone to look through.

She should not yell at you and humiliate you either alone or in front of people.

She shouldn’t make you distance yourself from your friends or family.

She shouldn’t scratch you or twist your arms.

She should not call you names.

She shouldn’t tell you ‘she’ll kill herself if you break up’

These are just a few examples of abuse and it’s just seen as okay when girls do it and god knows I’ve fallen victim to it a few times, but you shouldn’t have to.

Never worry about not being in a relationship. If they’re worth it, they won’t hurt you.

No one has the right to hurt you.

I wish someone had told me that these things are actually abuse. I would have been able to escape my ex so much sooner. Reblogging to help other people in similar situations

🚨PSA🚨

My stepmom was extremely abusive to my dad, using these tactics


It was dismissed by others as her “being a strong and independent woman”

For the love of God don’t take this shit. Break it off immediately

For the love of God

don’t take this shit. Break it off

immediately

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

singlesidedjiggler:

singlesidedjiggler:

singlesidedjiggler:

singlesidedjiggler:

singlesidedjiggler:

God please please PLEASE do it it would be so funny. 1 week without brazilian beef and usamericans will no longer be able to Imagine A Hamburger

2 weeks without Saudi oil and half the states will secede

Me when I’m very smart and a good politician: “I should impose tariffs on every country in blue. Surely this will not backfire horribly”

I always thought rushing the dedollarization process would be risky but now I see that we could topple the US government overnight if we do it. Thank you comrade Trump

Now I see why liberals think Trump is a Russian asset. By being so aggressive towards BRICS, he’s willing to sink his own country. Truly the first third-worldist US president

singlesidedjiggler:

singlesidedjiggler:

singlesidedjiggler:

singlesidedjiggler:

singlesidedjiggler:

God please please PLEASE do it it would be so funny. 1 week without brazilian beef and usamericans will no longer be able to Imagine A Hamburger

2 weeks without Saudi oil and half the states will secede

Me when I’m very smart and a good politician: “I should impose tariffs on every country in blue. Surely this will not backfire horribly”

I always thought rushing the dedollarization process would be risky but now I see that we could topple the US government overnight if we do it. Thank you comrade Trump

Now I see why liberals think Trump is a Russian asset. By being so aggressive towards BRICS, he’s willing to sink his own country. Truly the first third-worldist US president

unexpectedyarns:

atokadeco:

And if you work 40 hours a week, your position should be classified as Full Time with available benefits and PTO.

None of this, “Well you work 40 hours but your Position is Classified as Part Time, so you get no paid holidays.”