December 2024

spiderbitesandvampirevenom:

spiderbitesandvampirevenom:

ok since jk Rowling has picked a new woman of color to harass i feel the need to remind everyone that she’s not doing anything strange or like. out of the ordinary. and that women of color (both cis and trans) have always had to fight to be acknowledged as real women in white society. like yes she is being transmisogynistic but she is also continuing a very long lasting racist & white supremacist tradition of denying women of color our womanhood.

like a lot of the people who like to mock her treat these incidents as isolated instances of black-mold induced transphobia that is misdirected at women of color. which is not true. she is literally just doing something white women have done to women of color for centuries. gatekeeping being a woman behind whiteness.

spiderbitesandvampirevenom:

spiderbitesandvampirevenom:

ok since jk Rowling has picked a new woman of color to harass i feel the need to remind everyone that she’s not doing anything strange or like. out of the ordinary. and that women of color (both cis and trans) have always had to fight to be acknowledged as real women in white society. like yes she is being transmisogynistic but she is also continuing a very long lasting racist & white supremacist tradition of denying women of color our womanhood.

like a lot of the people who like to mock her treat these incidents as isolated instances of black-mold induced transphobia that is misdirected at women of color. which is not true. she is literally just doing something white women have done to women of color for centuries. gatekeeping being a woman behind whiteness.

lordoftablecloths:

lordoftablecloths:

susyvixen:

lordoftablecloths:

susyvixen:

lordoftablecloths:

jade-the-kobold:

someone remind me to draw this

On it boss! o7

When do you want the reminder?

like 3 hours from now just absolutely spam my dms thanks 👍

Yes boss! o7

thanks yuoooou :3

it is done. everyone come look at it. maybe shout at the op on twitter about it. make me internet famous.

feat. scout tf2

ellipsus-writes:

Time to get colorful 🌈

… We’re pretty excited about this update y’all!

You can now apply text colors to your Ellipsus docs—down to the individual letter. ✨

We’re introducing 9 new hues that come with 5 shade options (good for light and dark mode). (And yes, we plan to offer a full color palette soon! 🔮)

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Love you guys,

- The Ellipsus Team xo

elodieunderglass:

patroclusdefencesquad:

patroclusdefencesquad:

patroclusdefencesquad:

patroclusdefencesquad:

can’t believe i haven’t told you guys about my bell ringing lessons. i am learning to ring church bells. why? because it’s sick as fuck. and also i get a lot of joy from being a dirty little sinner ringing gods doorbells

the cafe i work at is part of my local abbey and the average age of the bell ringers there is about 70 so the head bell ringer dude is making it his life’s mission to bring that down by recruiting the entire cafe. he also thinks i don’t have a life (correct) and so decided i needed a hobby (correct) and now i pull a rope for an hour a week while gossiping

also head bell ringer dude casually dropped one lesson that his ex wife stabbed him once, and then never followed through on that fun bit of information apart from to tell me they didn’t get divorced until like 10 years later so. i also keep going in the hopes that one day he will fill me in on the rest of this

genuinely he would do numbers on tumblr dot com he’s wild

Sorry I just gotta

The art of change ringing is peculiar to the English, and, like most English peculiarities, unintelligible to the rest of the world. To the musical Belgian, for example, it appears that the proper thing to do with a carefully tuned ring of bells is to play a tune upon it. By the English campanologist, the playing of tunes is considered to be a childish game, only fit for foreigners; the proper use of bells is to work out mathematical permutations and combinations. When he speaks of the music of his bells, he does not mean musician’s music – still less what the ordinary man calls music. To the ordinary man, in fact, the pealing of bells is a monotonous jangle and a nuisance, tolerable only when mitigated by remote distance and sentimental association… His passion – and it is a passion – finds its satisfaction in mathematical completeness and mechanical perfection, and as his bell weaves her way rhythmically up from lead to hinder place and down again, he is filled with the solemn intoxication that comes of intricate ritual faultlessly performed.

- Dorothy Sayers, The Nine Tailors (1934)

Like everyone who accidentally absorbed it in the course of a detective novel, I’ve been lowkey fascinated by English change ranging for a long time, possibly because of this 90-year-old reference to THE RITUALS ARE INTRICATE. This whole passage is so funny to me that I practically have it memorised. Have literally tried to listen on YouTube to work out what the fuck the loadbearing Grandsire Triples are. You go OP have FUN

fairuzfan:

Surprised to see people shocked that biden pardoned his son like yeah, he’s a money grubbing opportunist he wasn’t going to do it until after the election lmao

things-that-are-not-true:

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

lemonsweet:

Tonight we are fucking the emerald city

paperandpencilsandskips:

Fucking owned this goofster

i eated you

sorriesb <3

im-an-anthusiast:

I have been vored 😔

apas-95:

it’s interesting the difference between polytheistic religions where gods are often portrayed as basically very powerful individuals, who can still be defied, injured, or even killed; and monotheistic views of more philosophical gods who are ontologically above the concept of death etc

gods-special-little-lobotomite:

at the library and i know im supposed to be “volunteering” for “college credit” but theres a dude at the other end of the room playing yu-gi-oh on the computer and let me just say. he is not good at it

bsparrow:

ashermajestywishes:

kendralynora:

so is Victory

LOVE TRIANGLE

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

galactic-dragoness:

you've got (hate) mail!

electronicmail:

friendly-neighborhood-arsonist:

electronicmail:

SHUT UP THIS IS SO SICK

Someone please tell me this fox was drawn based off @firefox-unofficial

well yes that’s me. This is all me

applejuicewerewolf:

subversivegrrl:

ask-the-rag-dolly:

someone give this poor woman a lunch break oh my god

covid-safer-hotties:

bioluminescently-unfolding:

“We found that by the most recent 12 months of data, 52% of Covid admissions in children over 1 had an underlying condition. But only 10% of infants did.”

This is one of the biggest reasons why we need to keep masking.

yourbigsisnissi:

relationships are so much healthier when the goal is to experience life together and not to try to make the person into who you want them to be or to make them do what you want them to do. 

goingtolesbos:

how to tell your friends “hey guys i just wanted to say i really value our relationship to each other and you bring a lot of joy into my life” without getting put on ******* watch

just-taking-adam-break:

transamus:

increasingpanic-deactivated2024:

transamus:

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰

derpyinch:

everythingfox:

This is actually a baby reindeer

@archimedes-archives @idrawgaystffs @pu-mp-kin @itsmoss-reblogs @croggg

everythingfox:

“A Cat and a lowercase cat”

(via)

ajloun:

“two things can be true at once” word and somehow those two things are always 1. you’re a clown and 2. you’re carrying water for empire

amygdalae:

It was raining so hard today my friend and I skipped class to stay in working for several hours on this wizard puzzle while listening to dungeon synth and post punk and drinking too much coffee

caterjunes:

goingtolesbos:

all respect to the violent femmes but nothing compares to the disappointment of hearing that a band is called the violent femmes and then it’s four normal dudes… i’ll never forgive them

tumblr user "i suggest forcefem" saying "i have a suggestion"ALT

mzmilano:

thememedaddy:

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

bogor-o:

FINALLY got this outta my system uhegerga

they stood on business

amygdalae:

Huge fan of the things my phone allows me to do

fagsex:

just trying to get my christmas shopping done man

sephiramy:

me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?

me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in:

thememedaddy:

hellsitegenetics:

“this post is [ship] except for the fish at the end” no. the fish is part of the polycule now

hocuschlocus:

what’s the point in being alive if you’re not gonna be at least a little cringe and a little homosexual

monsterfucker-research-wizard:

akamxru:

akamxru:

cup a dert little worms babey!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ALREADY KNO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON

@the-thing-of-worms

theastrokat:

teaboot:

vofmf:

gunsandfireandshit:

sacred-portal:

“Whoa nice, a backup camera¹!”

¹backup cameras have been mandatory for over half a decade

THEY HAVE??

WHAT

btw over half a decade is over 5 years, so minimum 2019, to give some context. to give more context,

(yall. yall. YALL. I went way overboard qnd spent like an hour researching. whoops. we are all learning now ig. I did find the bill, and a bunch of articles and stuff. congrats, nobody asked and I delivered)

Keep reading

but the good news is:

catboymettaton:

silverhawk:

[ID: four images of snow leopards holding their tails in their mouths. end ID]

flanneldragon:

gothcostco:

look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter

peace and FUCKING love on planet earth

MARTHA IS FROM AFRICA JOHN RAN INTO HER OVERSEAS AND SHES A FUCKIN GODDESS AND FRANKIE IS DESTINED TO MATURE TO BE THE SAME, STAY TUNED

angelica may still have feels for him (eyes emoji)

hellsitegenetics:

heritageposts:

ask-crammaster-ham:

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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date of origin: 12th of september, 2017.

String identified:
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Attagtataat,’tata(;
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Closest match: Glycine max cultivar Williams 82 chromosome 8
Common name: Soybean

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caats:

thejesterstears:

Her eyes are getting bigger every episode

dontfollowmeman:

between-star:

noodillac:

A comic to try and sort through some difficult feelings about being an artist and a reminder to not forget who you are.

Maybe.. we should be more grateful for what ’s brings us here. It’s not big accomplishment, but at least my latest event makes me happy and feels validated as someone who is deadly in love with drawing.

We shouldn’t compare ourselves with anyone because the sun and moon have their own time to shine.

Even if the moon is shining there’s still enough space for all the stars.

And even if yours is not bright enough to outshine the city lights, there’s going to be people heading out to darker places to look for it.

saturnsocoolioyep:

technicoloryuri:

technicoloryuri:

Being trans and working in an office is funny sometimes

My boss: I have a question for you

Me, thinking: oh fuck I messed something up didn’t I

My boss: a personal question

Me, still thinking: ah, this is about my penis. I know these matters well

You truly are a fucking saint and I hope that kid knows you’re the reason why because I would’ve KILLED for that kind of leeway as a teenager

twistcmyk:

too cringe to talk to my mutuals so i just like their posts

polari:

log onto tumblr and you learn that cowboys are secretly leftist and pirates are secretly leftist and superhero comics are secretly leftist and vikings are secretly leftist and greco-roman antiquity is secretly leftist and knights are secretly leftist and the concept of the appalachian region is secretly leftist and all genre fiction is innately secretly leftist and every animated show you ever watched as a kid is secretly leftist and you never have to think about the political subtext of anything ever and you log off tumblr and for some reason people are talking about a descent toward fascism

catcrumb:

a simple drawing of a cat winking with a peace sign and its tongue out. accompanying text reads, "maybe everything is happening now so it won't happen later. maybe next week my life will be as placid as a forest pond!"ALT

jadwiga-abremovic:

You don’t have to be fixed, corrected, medicalized and healthy to be happy and loved.

sunshine-tattoo:

left-reminders:

“Wealth isn’t "stuff”, its the social relationship of command.“

Oh fuck thats an amazing point.

lilies-and-pigeonpeas:

Vegeta was too stunned to speak

We’re doing Calvin and Hobbes bits now ig

Take this while I finish… the other thing…