tardis-mind-palace:

kaliforhnia:

Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother

This is some Shakespeare level shade

nonepronounwithleftboy:

crashburn:

Starting a collection

just don’t start your name with J, gosh

wolfertinger666:

wolfertinger666:

boobs

BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!

honeygordo:

We successfully raised money for Omar’s father’s surgery, but now he needs help due to post-surgery complications. He needs $420 ASAP

paypal.me/xanadoodle

$0/420

charlesoberonn:

I bet there’s enough word salad in this book to feed a small nation.

a-teacup-of-golden-cracks:

the-lumpfish-king:

lesbiangiratina:

Everyone be careful ok

*holds finger over button that plays BAD_TO_THE_BONE_RIFF.mp3*

Wait for it…wait for it

WRONG
The skeleton approaches

ryan-sometimes:

kosmogrl:

hershey-not-the-chocolate-maybe:

the-gayest-sky-kid:

clover-bug:

mothcrumbs:

deejay:

HDFDJDVGSHDFJSGSGD DHDGJDVD

call that a seme truck

what the FUCK

chemicahs:

chemicahs:

THE SHAPE MY FUCKING CAT IS MAKING RIGHT NOW?

Gee, I wish there was a way to convey chatter between two comic book characters

The humble speech bubble:

beemovieerotica:

something that should be taken with a grain of salt are the statistics talking about the high rates of mental illness + neurodivergence among trans people (ocd, bpd, adhd, autism, etc)

I see both sides of the political spectrum taking these studies at face value - conservatives say we’re broken, and trans people try to come up with reasons why for example autism + gender dysphoria makes sense and why one of them feeds into another

at the end of the day you have to remember that we’re the one category of people on this planet who are legally required to go see a psychiatrist in order to receive non-psychiatric medication and surgeries.

more trans people are in therapy by law than any other demographic of people, and as a result, this captures more comorbidities.

if I had to look at my own family & rates of mental illness?

mom, dad, 2 maternal aunts, maternal grandmother, paternal grandmother, sister, sibling, and me all have OCD.

7/9 of them are cishet, never been to therapy, never diagnosed. 2/9 are trans, required therapy for hormone treatment, and were diagnosed.

you don’t have to do any math to just see that the resulting statistics end up intensely skewed.

and we can think back to how autism was virtually never diagnosed more than 50 years ago - ruling out any grandparents being included in statistics - and even my parents’ generation (they’re in their 60s now) wouldn’t have been included either.

I don’t think it’s to anyone’s benefit to accept these studies uncritically. a lot of these things are hereditary and far more prevalent in the overall population than people realize

evilscientist3:

cognitohazardous:

life back then mustv been crazy people just thought whatever

The experiment was crushing a bean and saying it smelled like cum afterward btw

beetledrink:

*disappointed caveman at the club voice* i guess me just thought it something else

ugimoroz:

mimyku:

Being “accepting” of romantic asexuals but not sexual aromantics is just repackaged purity culture.

yurimartyr:

jingerpi:

popular YouTube channels are great and informative until they make a video about a topic you’re informed on and then the house of cards comes crashing down as you realize how utterly wrong they are about most things

kafemaf:

think up the context

ALT

(has nothing to do with the previous pic. maybe)

catchymemes:

dozydawn:

dozydawn:

this is also big sister btw ↓

demilypyro:

I just want some baked goods

the-lumpfish-king:

kira-serialfaggot:

sneepsnorp3d:

major traffic incident

Look at all the fucking space he had and he still fucking hit him. This was a premeditated attack!

That Nautilus was born to drive a BMW and is cursed to be unable to do so

the-lumpfish-king:

kira-serialfaggot:

sneepsnorp3d:

major traffic incident

Look at all the fucking space he had and he still fucking hit him. This was a premeditated attack!

That Nautilus was born to drive a BMW and is cursed to be unable to do so

garlicgoyle:

animals are quite funny.. you show them a Thing and theyre like “ok i will Sniff this”..

rebeldyke:

sandw1tchshop on instagram

mysillycomics:

thatshirleylee:

so china’s pet content is really on another level

then someone drew art

runby2:

hauntingrabbits:

comic

the implications of this comic are astronomic and too much for me to handle at 10 AM.

xxacidnekoxx:

imic-pronounced-immick:

xxacidnekoxx:

xxacidnekoxx:

xxacidnekoxx:

is it hard to find artists who draw yaoi and twinks or is it just me? its okay I will provide for us

I want to see more weak men who look like they’re on the verge of death at all times

I think I just miss when people woudl draw men like this

Be the change you want to see in the world. Spread the good word of crumpled up twinks who need a partner who will slowly ease them out of their crippling eating disorder that has made them so small and bony.

hahaha

terramythos:

terramythos:

pokemon mystery dungeon explorers games ARE the funniest flex in the franchise like. WHY did they have to make the story not only good but better than anything other pokemon game before or since. By all accounts the pmd games should be a silly little spinoff and instead they’re like ‘well. Doomed timeline apocalypse self-sacrifice true love narrative to traumatize the youth 🫡’. I think every spinoff made by a rando side studio for a major franchise should do this. they should all get a little silly with it

pmd explorers part 1: this here is my lucky rock! :) I think we should form an explorers team to go on fun adventures

pmd explorers part 75: well if our existence is causing an ongoing paradox and hurting people then maybe we should consider the options. Like committing suicide

escuerzoresucitado:

homunculus-argument:

42beanbag:

homunculus-argument:

It can actually only be called “misleading” if it was the author’s deliberate intention to mislead the audience. If the author had no intention to lead you to the wrong conclusion, and you simply arrived at one all by yourself, it’s just sparkling Your Lack Of Reading Comprehension.

or the author’s lack of writing comprehensibility surely?

If one text is incomprehensible, the author may be lacking writing skills. If all text is incomprehensible, you just can’t fucking read.

mkultra-dropout2:

imlizy:

ancharan:

imlizy:

its fucking dember.

this wasnt even fucking posted in dember ops a liar

^ victim of my device that makes you forget what time zones are

ashes2caches:

terf at work: it’s really getting out of hand with these transgenders. we’ve gotta start throwing them in jail or something.

me, closeted: haha yeah *discreetly begins to google ‘how to explode somebody with your mind’*

bunnypotions-deactivated2024121:

bunnypotions-deactivated2024121:

Urgent, please don’t just scroll by. Share if you can’t donate, but make sure you share.

Kalil (who originally reached out to me on tumblr thrpugh @mervatahmed1 ) is on the verge of losing one of the most important people in his life. The treatment, which is €600, could change everything. I beg of you, let his voice be heard, and help if you can.

Here

we can make so much more of a difference, but im only one person, and i need your help. please keep sharing.

susiephone:

saeronovace:

queen-of-the-merry-men:

When writing always remember… a character flaw is only a flaw until becomes useful. 

Is your protagonist manipulative? Well that’s awful… until they manipulate the antagonist into making a decision that saves the lives of their friends. 

Is your protagonist a skeptic? Well that’s not good… until someone tries to lie to them. 

Is your protagonist overprotective? That sucks… until someone they love is in danger. 

Is your protagonist remorseless? Well that makes them pretty unlikeable… until a hard decision has to be made. 

The flipside is also true!

Your protagonist is honest? That’s good… until their survival depends on them being able to lie convincingly.

Your protagonist is brave? That’s good… until they foolishly run headlong into danger without a thought for the consequences.

Your protagonist is forgiving and able to see good in everyone? That’s good… until they continually forgive someone who doesn’t deserve it, and get taken advantage of because they can’t fathom that some people just suck.

Your protagonist is funny? That’s good… until they piss off everyone around them because they don’t seem to be taking the situation seriously, and they keep avoiding dealing with their problems by hiding behind humor.

Most personality traits aren’t inherently good or bad. It’s all about context, and how far they go.

identifying-birds-in-postss:

corducat:

goddamnshinyrock:

goddamnshinyrock:

gulls are proof that a) there is a god and b) that god enjoys the pain and suffering of birders

those are all different species. there are many places where you could potentially see any (or at least most) of them at a given time!

and that’s just the adults

short-billed gull, Larus brachyrhynchus

Iceland gull, Larus glaucoides

California gull, Larus californicus

glaucous gull, Larus hyperboreus

ring-billed gull, Larus delawarensis

glaucous-winged gull, Larus glaucescens

American herring gull, Larus smithsonianus

western gull, Larus occidentalis

lesser black-backed gull, Larus fuscus

great black-backed gull, Larus marinus

(to be clear, i am terrible at gull ID in the field, but OP used the first picture on ebird for each species, which made it easy to reverse image search them and find which ebird page they’re on.)

micromentality:

giant who could kill me but they treat me so niceies?giant who could kill me but they have a crush on me?giant who could kill me but they likeeee meeee? pls?

crazydiscoturkey:

bentwristemu:

How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism

through innovative, synergistic solutions that align strategic stakeholders along key performance indicators

lanechan:

It is that time, you have no choice,

catchymemes:

micromentality:

who is going to pet me and hold me and love me

our-queer-experience:

if yall see a black woman succeeding as a “spit in the face to women” because you cant comprehend that she might just be a good player, you’re a fucking racist. jesus christ in heaven. you are a racist.