December 2024

three-eyes-fox:

Narinder just after his defeat Poor

My poor boy is hurt 😢

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024:

New sentence I think

kryptonbabe:

skyvital:

kryptonbabe:

static-scribblez:

ryebreadgf:

This was exactly what happened to me when I posted my cute tattoo of a caterpillar playing saxophone in the r/Jazz subreddit and I was massacred for being a poser, I was having a bad day already and the backlash to my post was so unexpected I deleted it and left the community, I’m not ashamed of my tattoo or anything, I was just too sensitive and anxious about my own life to be roasted about such a small thing by strangers (and they were validating each other in the replies) I was confused, how do that people could not realize what a weird reaction they were having to such a small thing… funny thing is I haven’t listen to jazz ever since

Don’t let those weirdos discourage you from a beautiful art form such as jazz. They’ll have a rude awakening once they have to communicate in real life with people or stay festering in a Reddit hellhole.

Thank you for the kind words, I saw you were interested in seeing the tattoo so here you go, those were the exact same pictures I posted on reddit, it was done by a professional using the stick and poke technique, so there was no machine involved, hope you like my little jazzy caterpillar!

duckdotcom:

(mob boss voice) so here’s the deal, see. you’s gonna go home and get a gooood night’s sleep, see? and you’s gonna have sweet dreams and a reaaal nice rest. reaaal nice. max here will tuck you in *i motion to the thuggish goon behind me and he approaches you with a warm glass of milk held gingerly in his enormous hand*

valtsv:

prometheus-let-the-fire-rain:

valtsv:

me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i’m gonna fms (translator’s note: fall on my sword)

Alternatively: fuck my squire

[remembers falling on my sword jokes negatively impact my knight’s oath] …fuck my squire

pr0cyon-lotor:

sketching-shark:

Most blessed type of fandom experience tbh

I hope this is how it is when I’m info dumping about my insane aus 😭

brunhiddensmusings:

aurelianpen:

dimmadarn:

dimmadarn:

dimmadarn:

the SCP vending machine does not get nearly enough love and it’s my absolute favorite

how can you not love this

i mean really

How could you forget all the shenanigans with them doing the coin on a string trick, it goes from trying to kill them to just fucking with them in return

infinitely supperior to the numerous SCP stabby mc teleports behind you

cipheramnesia:

creature-crow:

creature-crow:

has anyone noticed that to clean smth u often have to get smth else dirty

massively fucked up

like where does it end

livepoultryfreshkilled:

bongjoonheaux:

summerstormsandnoodles:

bongjoonheaux:

deadboytryingtosurvive:

perestroika-hilton:

bongjoonheaux:

I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb

Just pronouns in general

Are- are you trying to tell me “no one” is a pronoun? Is that what this is saying??

Yes

So if I choose to go by nobody/no one are those nemo-pronouns

i see through your tricks, odysseus

caats:

gaydivorcetual:

Nemesis wrapped:

todays-xkcd:

airmetsierra:

tfemflightinstructor:

todays-xkcd:

Title: Decoding a M.E.T.A.R. Report:

[A M.E.T.A.R. report is shown with (incorrect) annotations. The report is:]

M.E.T.A.R. ("Meter", usually misspelled.)
K.N.Y.C. (Station I.D.)
251600 Z (Time: 25, 16, 002.)
18035 G 45 K.T. (Wind speed has been 18,035 knots for a good 45 minutes now.)
6 S.M. (Observer is a size 6 small.)
V.C.F.C.F.Z.V.A. (Sorry, the station cat walked on the keyboard.)
+ Blup (Weird noise the sky made earlier.)
No Sig (Observer has no significant other [frowny face].) L.T.G. O.H.D. (We overheard someone saying there was lightning.)
A 3808 (Hey look, an Airbus A380-800!)
R.M.K. (Remarkable!)
A Oh 2 (Fanfic Archive equipped with a precipitation sensor.)
S.P.L. 130= (Observer got sleepy around 1:30.)ALT

In the aviation world, they don’t use AM/PM times. Instead, all times are assumed to be AM unless they’re labeled NOTAM.

METAR [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

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WHAT THE FRESH FUCK

[Tags reading # everything’s normal up to funnel cloud and freezing volcanic ash in the vicinity?! # heavy blowing of unknown precipitation?! # it won’t be changing for 2 hours?! # altimeter at 38 inches?!]

catboybiologist:

freelance-fiend:

Same bestie

glumshoe:

reblogging-dragon:

glumshoe:

Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.

I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.

Showed my Geologist dad a picture of the obsidian knife you had and he nearly said this exact thing word for word. I can’t believe my own father would fall prey to this. Clearly you know thine enemy

I work too closely with geologists not to have a contingency plan for eliminating them.

omegaversereloaded:

mr. acula, who is working on his PhD,

elodieunderglass:

alexaloraetheris:

wintersmitth:

caressthosecheekbones:

random-brushstrokes:

Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

oh leonid, we’re really in it now

Leonid, you really understand it.

Save me Leonid, from my empty Word document

Leonid what should I do about the emails

foone:

blockygraphics:

800ROOM.GIF, retrieved via S&S Enterprises’ InterNet Connection CD (Dec. 1992 via cd.textfiles.com. Artist info appreciated; initials bottom left BP.

*taps the sign*

InterNet connection…

galadriel1010:

prismatic-bell:

the-real-seebs:

purlturtle:

dragon-of-the-stars:

fuck-customers:

These tags feel really fucking important

Yep, this. What the hell do people think desk jobs consist of? Even if you’re just forwarding paperwork you need to know your shit, because that paperwork can mean a license for a local small business owner, for example, or making sure a kid gets extra assistance at school. You don’t wanna fuck that up, right? Then you gotta know your shit, and not talk out of your ass.

And that’s not even talking about being, say, a tax consultant or lawyer, this is “only” about being a “paper pusher” who takes in applications and forwards them to the right person. Or who takes in invoices and makes sure they’re paid on time, which will ensure the survival of the businesses that your company is doing business with.

Just because it’s not heavy physical labor doesn’t mean it’s unskilled.

And I know this says “passable”, but still, pushing one paper somewhere wrong can fuck up a person’s application for insurance payout, or a craftsperson’s income and existence, y'know, existential shit like that.

Let’s focus our ire the right way. Give the bosses shit, not your fellow worker.

i’m credibly world-famous in my fields and i can’t even do a credible day’s work in a closely-related field without significant time to ramp up and learn the domain-specific skills.

like “programmer” isn’t detailed enough. a c programmer who does embedded systems can’t do a passable day’s work as a kernel developer also in c without spending a long time learning new skills. if you’re a python dev who does mostly machine learning, doing database work in go would take you months to learn. etc.

not at all disputing that i would struggle to do a shift in a restaurant or bar, mind. i’m just saying, the twitter poster is making the exact same mistake they’re complaining about in other people – assuming that the thing they hold in contempt is worthy of that contempt.

Also, as a factory worker who has to do paperwork?


My paperwork being done correctly last June means NOBODY ENDED UP EATING PARTS OF MY FINGERS. I was injured on the job, but because I was tracking my production correctly they were able to determine exactly what product needed to be isolated as possible biohazard.


Don’t look down on people for doing paperwork.

I wouldn’t even be able to fumble my way through a day in my colleagues’ jobs, and I know that for certain because one of them just quit and I’m having to do it. Her job basically isn’t getting done until we have a replacement for her, because I’m the closest thing we have to someone with the skills to do it.

tomatomagica:

[x]

cryptid-candy:

This is the funniest shit that has happened to me on tumblr thank you for making me laugh mystery hater and hateie

smlmsworld:

storybookprincess:

thorffour:

[link]

hi!!!!! i’m an actual librarian who has encountered this very situation before!!!!! and while i commend & admire op’s willingness to help another patron, this is why you really really should have a library worker, not another patron whom you don’t know, assist you with tech & information related issues in the library!!! because we are trained in how to handle this exact sort of thing

tl;dr: use proton mail. i’m not gonna gatekeep this info. it does not require a cell phone number, so it’s my go to for patrons in this situation!!! while i am acutely aware of the harm done by the digital divide & how many people are getting left behind as our world gets increasingly tech dependent, the situation is not hopeless. there ARE provisions in place to help the people most affected, and those provisions are usually wearing glasses & cardigans & sitting behind the circulation desk

librarians are not glorified bookworms!!!! we are information professionals who are highly trained in how to handle these sorts of seemingly impossible binds!!!! ask us for help!!!!!! as i always tell my patrons, that’s what i get paid the big bucks for

PSA for job seekers. Please reblog!

Post hard copies where homeless people meet. Also give to librarians.

Thank you!

♥♥♥

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

jame7t:

cryptotheism:

At the function searching for clues

Fucking stop it

Stop looking

[walks up and does this to you every 10-15 minutes]

depsidase:

moondrunklesbian:

moondrunklesbian:

moondrunklesbian:

You know the problem with reading a book? You get hooked and then it ends and you feel sad

This post is cancelled, I have found a new book and everything is all right again

By Talos this cannot be happening

anphivenas:

anphivenas:

tatzelwurming:

anphivenas:

tatzelwurming:

anphivenas:

tatzelwurming:

anphivenas:

tatzelwurming:

who wanna go bowling 🎳

like, with the pins and all ? And the polyester / urethane balls ? Oh god I’m getting stressed

breathe. relax. breathe again. take my hand….

Wew, okay… Im breathing ….. how do you do this ? with the pins and everything? How are you not frightened like me? What if i miss the pins? What if they make fun of my custom danny phantom ball, the one i made just for tonight … so many things could go wrong …… aeough ….

Just keep listening to my voice. it’s gonna be ok.

*Breathing ,closed eyes …. *. ok …. Ok … I “ve got this ….

……(rolls ball .)………

it’s a strike!!!!! you did it!!!

AAoau aAoooou Aouuuuu Aouuu , AOGHHH OGHHHH

DID IT !!!!!!!!!! IM SO SO SO HAPPY !!!!

greenycrimson:

awsteb:

slimegargoyle:

itsbenedict:

lumsel:

its dark outside. i’d better press ‘f’ to activate my 'flashlight’

derinthescarletpescatarian:

I think our coins should have holes in them. Currencies with holes in them are just superior currencies. All currency should be something you can string like beads. China knows what’s up.

kaijuno:

the-haiku-bot:

lemonsharks:

jabberwockypie:

nicky999doors:

Cassandra, talking into the camera like she’s on the office

Cassandra, talking

into the camera like

she’s on the office

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

oh no no sorry for the confusion. i tag all text posts i reblog with “#op is a dog brained cunt that should be shot in the street”. for organizational purposes.

imsodishy:

wmnylander:

ceasarslegion:

Ive noticed recently that my generation has… no concept of what the various economic classes actually are anymore. I talk to my friends and they genuinely say things like “at least i can afford a middle class lifestyle with this job because i dont need a roommate for my one bedroom apartment” and its like… oughh

You guys, middle class doesnt mean “a stable enough rented roof over your head,” it means “a house you bought, a nice car or two, the ability to support a family, and take days off and vacations every year with income to spare for retirement savings and rainy days.” If all you have is a rented apartment without a roommate and a used car, you’re lower class. That’s lower class.

And i cant help but wonder if this is why you get kids on tumblr lumping in doctors and actors into their “eat the rich” rhetoric: economic amnesia has blinded you to what the class divides actually are. The real middle class lifestyle has become so unattainable within a system that relies upon its existence that theyve convinced you that those who can still reach it are the elites while your extreme couponing to afford your groceries is the new normal.

And of course let’s not forget that whether you’re lower class or middle class, you’re still, despite what they might tell you, working class, because you still need to work a job for a wage to live.

The actually rich people don’t, because they’re the capitalist/owning class. They can live off of investments managed by someone else in perpetuity without ever lifting a finger.

powdermelonkeg:

powdermelonkeg:

Pick a dragon type to study professionally

Worldenders (giant dragons, firebreathing, solitary)

Hoarders (mostly chill, highly territorial, hibernate a lot, metallivores)

Stormchasers (car-sized, more afraid of you than you of them, move in flocks)

Homewings (dog-sized, most are domesticated, high energy but playful)

Housescales (kitten-sized, originally pests, only some domesticated)

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This will reach its target audience. Trust me.

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My most referenced meme is actually this sign from a furniture store’s going out of business sale in my hometown.

segamascott:

knitmeapony:

a tweet from Spencer that says what are your pronouns? I'm partial to big dawgALT
a conversation on a chat system:
"what are your adjectives"
"u mean my pronouns?? "
" no I already know your pronouns, what are your adjectives?"
"uh idk, what are yours?"
"noisy and chaotic"
" I have never had something go for making no sense to making complete sense so fast" ALT
a tumblr post from homunculus-argument:
don't you worry about my pronouns. my pronouns are pretty standard. worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are ominously, haphazardly, and obliviously.ALT

These posts are cousins to me.

knitmeapony:

a tweet from Spencer that says what are your pronouns? I'm partial to big dawgALT
a conversation on a chat system:
"what are your adjectives"
"u mean my pronouns?? "
" no I already know your pronouns, what are your adjectives?"
"uh idk, what are yours?"
"noisy and chaotic"
" I have never had something go for making no sense to making complete sense so fast" ALT
a tumblr post from homunculus-argument:
don't you worry about my pronouns. my pronouns are pretty standard. worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are ominously, haphazardly, and obliviously.ALT

These posts are cousins to me.

scratchygoddess:

plothooksinc:


Friends, can I invite you to perhaps donate on this lovely Christmas Day?

Important addition

It’s not ‘run by Zionists’, literally every Zionist will tell you there is a conspiracy among Wikipedia editors funded by who knows who to make Israel and Zionism look bad.

Zionism[a] is an ethnocultural nationalist[b] movement that emerged in Europe in the late 19th century and aimed for the establishment of a home for the Jewish people through the colonization of Palestine,[2] an area roughly corresponding to the Land of Israel in Judaism,[3] and of central importance in Jewish history. Zionists wanted to create a Jewish state in Palestine with as much land, as many Jews, and as few Palestinian Arabs as possible.[4] Following the establishment of the State of Israel in 1948, Zionism became Israel’s national or state ideology.[5]” is how Wikipedia defines Zionism.

Find me a Zionist (from after colonialism went out of style in the public eye) that would ever agree with that.

Wikipedians aren’t allowed to 'make up facts’, which is to say they have to parrot the mainstream consensus. This makes declaring Israel as genocidal, apartheid, etc. nearly impossible if every single reputable news source systematically refuses to do so.

Seeing videos of children torn apart and statistics of starvation and mass civilian death is original research, you need an expert to get published saying that constitutes whatever first before you can mention it.

anton-exe:

the quest 2 has an extremely clever safety feature of having a short enough battery life that it’s impossible to play long enough to start making your eyes hurt

this safety feature is unfortunately easily bypassed with an illicit tool known as a “power bank”

plothooksinc:


Friends, can I invite you to perhaps donate on this lovely Christmas Day?

kink-tomato:

string-o-lights:

headspace-hotel:

y'all HAVE to watch this…interview??? with the inmates of the prison where luigi mangione is being held.

the reporter is standing outside the prison walls, while the inmates are inside watching newsmax, and collectively screaming out one-word answers to questions loud enough to be heard by the reporter.

I’ve never seen anything like it

People are talking about how this interview is some of the best journalism they’ve ever seen, and how it’s probably the most humanizing, fair coverage inmates have EVER had. How it’s giving a voice to the voiceless, how it’s going to legit change people’s views towards prison.

And they’re RIGHT

Just want to clarify for anyone who was hesitant like me about the source, this is NOT newsmax, the far right propaganda channel that thinks Fox News is too liberal — it is actually NewsNation, aka WGN, a legitimate news source

zentilde:

cryptotheism:

theoneofwhomisblue:

Greedful wunk

homesweetgoodneighbor:

readabooknotablog:

cascadianstuntman:

queensheebs:

what a legend

Nothing can match this energy

fun fact: these are actual vocal warm ups he would do, and used this as a way to interact with the audience while being able to stretch while performing .

also he was a witch and he used it as a spell like look at that power

This performance at Live Aid literally was unlike anything anyone had seen. No one, and I mean, NO ONE has ever owned a crowd like this.

Other performers have literally said since, “Freddy basically changed live performance forever and left us NOTHING.” (affectionate)

I am convinced he was blessed by the gods. He was a fucking herald for said gods or something. Hell, there’s that vid of the Green Day fans waiting for the concert to begin and fucking singing in perfect fucking harmony to Bohemian Rhapsody! Freddy isn’t even alive and he still fucking commands a crowd!

Full performance:

doggirlnarcolepsy:

doggirlnarcolepsy:

Help Two Disabled Trans Women Survive the Holidays, Finally Move Out of Mold Hell, and Get a Fresh Start

Basically, my wife and I need to move as soon as possible. Our apartment is a death trap to stay in and our landlord is annually billing us thousands in extra heating bills because of the leaky moldy windows and shitty construction.

Multiple tenants keep contacting him regarding mold and window installation, but he just shrugs it off, does some shoddy contract work or mold removal, and charges us for it.
(for reference the balcony door with the shelf was installed less than 4 years ago, 1½ years after we moved in, when the last one wouldn’t close).

On top of debt from unforeseen utility bills, they slapped us with an “extra heating expenditure bill” covering all of last year and tried to charge the extra 11000dkk onto that month’s rent. We managed to get them to generously negotiate a 3-month payment plan instead and they agreed (raising our rent further). The very next week they informed us that they’re suddenly raising our annual base rent by almost 900dkk and monthly heating bill by 825dkk, meaning we’re currently paying over $1500+ a month for a frigid mold-infested shit hole that leaves us with almost nothing to actually live off.

Please I’m begging someone to get us out of this place, it actually killing both of us after living here for almost 6 years. We’re both feeling it heavily affecting our health (like my wife having to be hospitalized multiple times due to pulmonary/respiratory issues, our terrible immune systems and the constant coughing with black specks in our phlegm).

Any donations people are kind enough to share are going towards moving-out costs, damages incurred to this apartment in the 6 years we’ve lived here (we’re both psychotic), any landlord-move-out-bullshittery they will undoubtedly try to get away with (the housing union we live in is notorious for this kind of behavior) and helping towards the new apartments security deposit/first month’s rent

My Paypal: https://paypal.me/queensizeddonger

$0 / $3500

$225 / $3500

vexic929:

I think a lot of what pro-AI people are really wanting is stuff that already exists but they don’t know it’s out there like

can’t format a work email? templates

don’t know how to write a resume? templates

writing a thank you card or a condolences card or a wedding invitation? templates templates templates

not sure how to format your citations in MLA or whatever format? citationmachine.net

summary of something you’re reading for school/work? cliffnotes.com

recipe based on ingredients in your fridge? whatsintherefrigerator.com

there’s a million more like, guys, we don’t need AI, we never needed generative AI

fuyupersimmons:

yeah. i’ve got the wikipedia page for rat. on cassette.

quoquomodo:

when i was a homeless 20-year-old i was rejected from multiple housing opportunities because i had 5k in medical debt from going to the ER after getting roofied and sexually assaulted (i was unconscious so calling 911 was not my decision) and UHC denied my insurance claim. so yeah, i’m actually deriving an enormous amount of pleasure from watching health insurance CEOs snivel and hide like the heartless cowards they are. may those who profit from our suffering live in fear of those they seek to deny.