I just think more hairy fat men and even hairless fat men just fat men in general should be wearing less clothing in the summer to give the people who work hard every day a treat to get them through their shift like fuck the people who think its weird seeing an overhanging belly in a crop top
Like i hate to say it but if you’re a big boy with big thighs you’re actively harming the future of this country by not wearing shorts in public and that’s not even counting the men with big bellies and hairy tits who wear shirts like showing tits and belly and thighs in public should be a duty as an american citizen and even non-americans should be doing this in their country it’s a public service for those of us who need a little treat to get us through the day
so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and
a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this
in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk
i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and
places a hand on me cheek
happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time
lesbians who say “fuck terfs <3” and then immediately say “trans mascs, men and trans women who are also men can’t be butches/lesbians/dykes” and “i’m a lesbian, men dni” and also viciously try to remove trans women who are also men, transmascs & men from lesbian, sapphic and dyke spaces…
freezing cold take here but maybe religious medical discrimination is bad actually and you should in fact not be allowed to deny someone medical care that you personally don’t agree with.
perhaps even private schools are not good and you should have to teach evolution and stuff or not be allowed to be a school. apparently these are controversial opinions
Ig the hypocratic oath is more of a suggestion to these people. The education one i have a bit more trouble with because requiring schools to only teach the ‘truth" reminds me of the Ministry of Truth from 1984. But i do agree that faulty education is a major problem.
yes requiring schools to teach things that are true is jorjor well 1974 opression. very clever
teaching my first-graders that 2+2 might as well equal five. nobody knows for sure. anything else would be Orwellian and Kafkaesque
i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf
prev’s tags are too good not to save
[ID: #right???
#it’s not even a beast or a creature #a bacterium is at least a guy. a horrible little scallawag of a guy but a guy nonetheless
#a virus is just. a mean tiny complicated philips head screwdriver
#fuck off out of here. go back to concept town /end ID]
Concept I’ve been stewing on for a while here. I’ve got a name for it now and I’m calling it the Shot Dog Factor. It’s a numerical value, assignable to any internet post, which represents the average number of engagements it needs to reach before someone comes along acting like this post shot their dog.
And for the sake of High Number = More Danger, which feels like the intuitive and sensible read, let’s call it the inverse. As in the chance that any given interaction results in a Shot Dog response.
“Hee hee haa haa” type of silly shitpost? Low Shot Dog Factor. Largely safe. A genuine political opinion? Critically high Shot Dog Factor. Guaranteed to elicit such a response if it breaks containment.
As a result of this phenomenon, you see phrasings and circumventions added specifically to lower the Shot Dog factor. Every “now I know this doesn’t apply to EVERYONE’S specific situation, but I just think–” about something where the non-specificity was obvious, but OP needed to add that disclaimer to avoid the Shot Dog from someone who thinks it needs to apply to them.
And another–perhaps the most–critical thing to understand about the Shot Dog factor is that 0 is not a valid value. There’s a discontinuation at 0. And as such, the Shot Dog limit, as engagement goes to infinity is, in fact, 100%. Any and every post you have ever made, given enough containment breaching, WILL piss someone off in wild ways. You can lower the Shot Dog factor but it is never 0. Sometimes when a post of yours escapes containment, you must simply sit back and accept this reality.
“i’m too old to trick-or-treat” what the HELL are u talking about. that is FREE candy. in this economy. “i’m too old to make responsible financial decisions” you sound like a goddamn lunatic
Is this enough candy for you
forget shein hauls this is what we’re doing now
my haul from this year :)
the time-honored primal need to sort & quantify brightly colored sugary items, im so autistic right now
[ID: a screenshot of a comic speech bubble. The black text inside of it reads “No matter how open-minded, socially conscious, anti-racist I think I am, I still have old learned hidden biases that I need to examine. It is my responsibility to check myself daily for my stereotypes, prejudices and, ultimately, discrimination.” /ID end]
watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before
may be important to note that she also asked jokingly if the tennis scene served as an inspiration for Challengers (2024). this woman is tapped into modes of fujoshism i didnt even know were possible
Customer: *Squilliam voice*On your lunch break, Squiddy? Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*
Kelpie was just strolling along in the yard with me the other day without a care in the world when she saw this dandelion puff and suddenly stopped short like “WHOA, what the fuck is that??”
Not much fazes her like this so I don’t know what it was about the dandelion puff that alarmed my normally confident puppy but she puzzled it out and it was very cute! xD
Did you name your dog after a different breed of dog
kelpies are mythical creatures.
They are also a breed of dog
I am aware of the breed of dog by the same name… But she is not named after the breed of dog lol
Her name is a combo meaning, coming from kelp as in seaweed, and kelpies as in the mythical creatures. I wanted a nautical themed name for her and thought it would be a good one for the additional reference to the water horse monsters given that Dalmatians have history of working alongside horses! :)
kelpies also are not dogs - they are ‘horse like"
Grims are dogs.
the reading comprehension and general common sense on this website is piss poor.
also i have talked about this a lot irl but GUYS IM SO HAPPY WITH MY BODY IM SO SO SO HAPPY everyday i see myself in the mirror i smile so big. i look so cute in all my clothes. ive started wearing things i didnt even know i was avoiding (like gay little dangly earrings) MY POSTURE IS FIXED. MY BACK/HIP PAIN IS ALMOST ALL GONE. AUUUHA
i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh
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