November 2024

scoes:

literalgerm:

you guys did it. you saved the horse. plinko no more. he is home.

hiveswap:

hiveswap:

hiveswap:

I hope none of you disappear in the coming days. Seriously don’t do anything that can’t be undone.

I know i’m just a random person you follow online but I mean it. People (all kinds of marginalised people too!) Have survived all types of horrible times and managed to find happiness eventually. If for no one else, survive for them. And also, try to survive because the people making you despair don’t want you to live. Don’t give this to them. Don’t give your life. The best thing you can do is cling to it with everything you’ve got. Lay in bed for a day if you have to. but please promise you won’t hurt yourself.

Take screen breaks, (now more than ever!!) Meet up, Call your friends, call your family if you’re on good terms. Text your favourite mutual you never speak to if you’ve got no one irl. Make sure you eat enough and sleep enough, and take any meds and vitamins. Don’t believe anything you think if you’re hungry and tired. Rewatch your favourite show. Get a therapy appointment if you think you need it.

You can absolutely not take any shortcuts when it comes to your wellbeing right now.

egberts:

undeadhousewife:

egberts:

what is the POOOOIINNTTTT in turning off reblogs to a good and popular post. I wanna reblog that. it was funny. it’s my god given right to reblog. that feature was meant to use from the jump so people didn’t reblog your personal shit. yall are just being mean when you see a post start to resonate and then you PULL THE TABLECLOTHHHHH

Op has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

this is like a vicious siren’s call, leading me to a beautiful yet incredibly predictable death

a-sweeter-solarsystem:

take my hand for a moment

your objective from this point on is to survive

the election results are going to take a few days. The world is going to be very tense. I want you to take all the things you like to do to distract yourself and splurge on them. I want you to go eat your favroite foods and spend time with friends. I want you to do what you gotta do to make sure you can make it through the week.

There are people out there who want you to survive. There are people out there who are just as scared as you are.

We’ll get through this. We will find a way

hiveswap:

hiveswap:

I hope none of you disappear in the coming days. Seriously don’t do anything that can’t be undone.

I know i’m just a random person you follow online but I mean it. People (all kinds of marginalised people too!) Have survived all types of horrible times and managed to find happiness eventually. If for no one else, survive for them. And also, try to survive because the people making you despair don’t want you to live. Don’t give this to them. Don’t give your life. The best thing you can do is cling to it with everything you’ve got. Lay in bed for a day if you have to. but please promise you won’t hurt yourself.

onceandfuturehimbo:

speaknowtaylor:

This is one for the OGs

theriu:

ralfmaximus:

jtightpants:

Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we’re all making.

Tags by @dycefic pass peer review

lovelesswav:

leatherjacketmixtapes:

Some really great news to come out of this election!!

I’m so proud of my home state for making history and I’m so proud of Sarah, she’s going to be an amazing representative.

tpwrtrmnky:

Anyway American trans friends, now’s the time to put “be gay do crime” into practice and the first step is to get onto secure communication channels so you’re not discussing details of what you’re doing and how on the public internet.

nedcaratacus:

greenheart-anon:

toxicwancho:

Every day is a reason to celebrate 🥂🥳

caats:

mellueminate:

teaboot:

I totally forgot till just now but one time a new therapist handed me a pad of paper and said “draw me a picture of how you feel” and after spending like five whole minutes of dead silence scribbling a teeny tiny pitch black dot in the middle of the pad that dug a hole straight through like 15 pages I gave it back to see him staring back at me like

caats:

snakesinsocks2005:

Oh hey it happened again

Here ya go, champs

lanndscape:

probablyasocialecologist:

“How do you keep on fighting when everything is lost? Ask a Palestinian. A Palestinian is someone who is wading knee-deep in rubble. Palestinian politics is always already post-apocalyptic: it is about surviving after the end of the world and, in the best case, salvaging something out of all that has been lost.”

— Andreas Malm, The Walls of the Tank: On Palestinian Resistance

theshitpostcalligrapher:

naamahdarling:

an-autistic-with-personhood:

xxtc-96xx:

vimbry:

judygemstone:

hydrojinn:

motherfucker-somewhat-limited:

bondsmagii:

sigynpenniman:

huffylemon:

“Sunset over the Grocery Box,” by me. The view from my father’s front yard in January 2014.

“Sunset at the End of My Driveway (Excluding Pavements Covered With the Shite of One Million Dogs)” by me.

“Sunset from My Front Yard Taken on an iPod Touch in 2010″

“Sunset in Nov 2021 Taken in the Parking Lot of the Pharmacy”

“sunset from the parking lot of the diner taken on an iphone 5 in 2016”

the view across the road partially eclipsed by house, 2017

Taken from a stepladder putting up Christmas lights

-2014, front yard

“Brewing Storm on an Evening Commute”

And “Finally, no Power Lines”

-Sept. 30, 2020, passenger seat of a moving Buick

Behind a near-defunct mall in super small-town OK. HUGE rays.

congrats on re-creating do you like the colours of the sky, lads

i-give-chess-pieces-to-people:

hellsitegenetics:

ceaselessbasher:

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he’s going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he’ll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he’s not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there’s a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he’s attaching the wings to the harness. And he’s putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he’ll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we’ll be looking at the livestream (it’s a livestream now) and we’ll scream “No, Amaury, the sun! It’s going to melt the wings!”. But he knows this already. And he is free.

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a pair of outstretched hands, offering a chess king.ALT

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i-give-chess-pieces-to-people:

blog-of-some-dummies-deactivate:

nem23:

context for those who dont know:

a pair of outstretched hands, offering a chess knight.ALT

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i-give-chess-pieces-to-people:

dragonheritageposts:

veggiefritters:

notyouiguess:

veggiefritters:

one-time-i-dreamt:

lordascapelion:

one-time-i-dreamt:

There was a new LGBT+ acronym, and it was twig etc. (it had to be in lowercase for some reason). It stood for trans, Welsh, intersex, and gay. Everyone else was etc. It was very controversial.

Someone edit that dragon onto the pride flag

Donkey’s dragon wife from Shrek?

Yeah okay

Someone NEEDS to put her in the welsh flag

yeah that works too actually

Dragon Heritage Post

a pair of outstretched hands, offering a chess bishop.

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mettywiththenotes:

nadhie:

nadhie:

he’s streaming; tip?

@luminant-lepidoptera ask and you shall receive

@haleigh-sloth

hug-your-face:

husborth-deactivated20241109:

yo hey US people who sent in absentee ballots, they are tossing mail-in ballots for no reason. i just had to call my county board of elections and demand a cure for my ballot because north carolina didn’t send out any notices of issues with ballots, and the issues are fake. if you voted by mail-in make sure your ballot was actually counted

Check your ballot!

It feels like half the global north is holding its breath

okcassin:

getting you getting you getting yu getting you getting yuo getting you getting u

dostoyevsky-official:

Here’s a guide on how to follow along the election results and what to keep in mind:

  1. Have as many sites and channels open as you can on as many screens as possible.
  2. Anecdotes are more real than data.
  3. Believe EVERY number you see AS SOON as you see it.
  4. Vibes are all that matters. Your heart rings truer than any poll.
  5. It’s ok to get emotional. Today is a great drama, and you, as a voter, are one of the stars—the main star.
  6. Post as much as possible. Hear America sing, and join the chorus.

worldheritagepostorganization:

dietspam16:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:

fearthefuzzybear:

boost pad to make you scroll faster

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That’s pointing to the left

World Heritage Post

boy-gender:

To all the trans people who see this tonight, no matter what happens, we will survive. Trans people will still be here 4 years from now and 10 years from now and 100 years from now and tomorrow. We have always existed and we always will. The world cannot unlearn about us; we are too public, too loud, too beloved, too present. Ill be here tomorrow. Please stay here with me.

evilscientist3:

pfaugh:

thyrell:

post-store:

thyrell:

evilscientist3:

thyrell:

evilscientist3:

thyrell:

evilscientist3:

all my organs are continuously exploding 24/7. every day when i get home i love nothing more than to pull all my eyelashes out as quickly as possible

thats so cool and hardcore i love it. all my organs are gently humming in perfect harmony and every day when i get home i grow another eyelash <3

one day we shall meet. and upon this occasion i shall put my hand to yours. and when this happens our bodies will annihilate one another perfectly. and release energy equivalent to that of a medium sized nuclear explosion. scorching and burning all that is dear to the world in our vicinity.

and it will be perfectly silent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💖💗🥰💘💞💝💓💕🌟✨

for real. #girl

#girl

$19.99

you dont know fucking anything about posts

CAN’T YOU FUCKING SEE WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING


potat0bag:

potat0bag:

every tight knit friend group got the:
- always at 1HP
- never has inventory space
- refuses to wear armour

every flavour of reblog so far:

- “me and my friends”

- “this fictional character trio from a media I like”

- “my ocs”

human beings are so cute

everythingisliminal:

crashmcdougal:

A reminder of how absolutely bleak it looked in the first few days of election coverage in 2020

From Washington Post [archive link because fuck Jeff]

Thank you, because I feel like crying right now seeing so much red.

destiel-news-network:

Source

1hoverman0k:

I will have to stop you right there

lolstargirl:

mellueminate:

teaboot:

I totally forgot till just now but one time a new therapist handed me a pad of paper and said “draw me a picture of how you feel” and after spending like five whole minutes of dead silence scribbling a teeny tiny pitch black dot in the middle of the pad that dug a hole straight through like 15 pages I gave it back to see him staring back at me like

wifegideonnav:

a post in the starbucksbaristas subreddit by user tottapola dated 6 months ago. the post is titled "am I going to get fired?" the body of the post reads "last week a customer reached past me on reg to point at the menu and i bit him on the hand as hard as i could." the flair "USA" is attached to the post. ALT
a comment by user Zache7 reading "Your first reaction was to bite him?!" the op replies "no I had time to think about it"ALT

theconcealedweapon:

theconcealedweapon:

vampyr3wife:

girls when there’s too many things

pocket-deer-boy:

pentabulge:

Real genuinely held opinion i have

spooksier:

spooksier:

spooksier:

btw its absolute fucking crime that loz always takes place in a time period where it is literally impossible for link to ever play fortnite

things that i think would change link legendofzelda’s life if he had access to them

- a skateboard

- rock candy

- those energy drinks that taste like sour patch kids

- minecraft survival mode

- they/them pronouns

- basketball shorts

- a therapist

- these earrings

mr. nintendo can you hear me

sacred-portal:

ladyplurabelle-deactivated20240:

imlizy:

it probably feels good as fuck to freak out and scream really loud and break shit

aniseandspearmint:

lastoneout:

I still think the single funniest thing about the cybertruck is that it has all those security cameras built in that are set to activate if anyone gets too close to the vehicle…and those cameras need electricity to run, and the cybertruck is a piece of shit that has way less battery life than you’d think, so you can legit just fuck over the owner by just standing near it and doing nothing else.

Like goddamn Elongated Muskrat found a way to let us siphon gas out of a car without even touching it. Fucking incredible.

#cybertruck #surely some of these are made up #a vehicle canNOT be this poorly designed #on the other hand elon musk IS a raving moron (tags via @words-writ-in-starlight)

Oh no my dude, it’s all true and WORSE.

This IS the vehicle that bursts into flames if you get the engine components wet.

The acceleration petal frequently comes apart AND gets stuck in down position.

This is a car you cannot exit if the battery has no charge or the electric components are even slightly glitchy, and all the systems are interconnected btw, so if one goes the rest do to.

There have been several deaths already thanks to people not being able to get out of these deathtraps when they’ve burst into flames or reverse accelerated into bodies of water.

This is a vehicle where if you slam the doors teenager-in-a-snit style they jam shut and pulling them open again rips the interior panel of the door off.

This is the vehicle with ZERO crumple zones, that starts rusting if you get the exterior wet.

This is the vehicle that looks so much like a dumpster RACCOONS are legitimately mistaking them for one and trying to break into it.

This vehicle is very literally uninsurable in most places, because all the car insurance companies have refused.

aniseandspearmint:

lastoneout:

I still think the single funniest thing about the cybertruck is that it has all those security cameras built in that are set to activate if anyone gets too close to the vehicle…and those cameras need electricity to run, and the cybertruck is a piece of shit that has way less battery life than you’d think, so you can legit just fuck over the owner by just standing near it and doing nothing else.

Like goddamn Elongated Muskrat found a way to let us siphon gas out of a car without even touching it. Fucking incredible.

#cybertruck #surely some of these are made up #a vehicle canNOT be this poorly designed #on the other hand elon musk IS a raving moron (tags via @words-writ-in-starlight)

Oh no my dude, it’s all true and WORSE.

This IS the vehicle that bursts into flames if you get the engine components wet.

The acceleration petal frequently comes apart AND gets stuck in down position.

This is a car you cannot exit if the battery has no charge or the electric components are even slightly glitchy, and all the systems are interconnected btw, so if one goes the rest do to.

There have been several deaths already thanks to people not being able to get out of these deathtraps when they’ve burst into flames or reverse accelerated into bodies of water.

This is a vehicle where if you slam the doors teenager-in-a-snit style they jam shut and pulling them open again rips the interior panel of the door off.

This is the vehicle with ZERO crumple zones, that starts rusting if you get the exterior wet.

This is the vehicle that looks so much like a dumpster RACCOONS are legitimately mistaking them for one and trying to break into it.

This vehicle is very literally uninsurable in most places, because all the car insurance companies have refused.

arithmeticanimaniac:

ellevandersneed:

a screenshot of an email from LinkedIn, titled "AI Concept Artist role at Mr Beast: 2" with the subheader/punchline "Your skills seem to match this job"ALT

this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me

​tumblr has some competition in the hate mail game