November 2024

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

june-egbert-official:

freyfromthea:

are y'all hearing about this? apparently ZA/UM split up into three studios and they’re all looking to make a disco elysium successor which they all announced on the same day

they’re also all calling the others fake cashgrabs so who’s to say which one is for real

this is how you know they’re really leftists

lelouch:

illycanary:

fruitcube:

lelouch:

every american high school drama has this hallway

Okay, but… everyone sees the difference, right? It’s not just my neurodivergence. Everyone can see why we would imagine places like Japan to be some magical place between our world and the fey realm when we see an American school’s cavelike fluorescent illness next to a hallway that’s naturally lit. You can’t tell me that one of these places isn’t inherently and incontrovertibly healthier and happier than the other. For no other reason than the one having windows. The way we build our spaces informs what our society values. And some of us fantasize of living in a world—even a very mundane one—that values health, nature, balance, and humanization.

“everyone can see why we would imagine places like japan to be some magical place between our world and the fae realm”

esthermika:

esthermika:

the amount of people that reblogged this post to say that “actually they’re the same group of people, they just transitioned.” is so fascinating

publiusvirgiliamaro:

parasitoidism:

parasitoidism:

Last night I had a dream where I was filling up my water bottle at a drinking fountain and someone ran over and started to drink out of my water bottle as it was filling up and I got so mad I woke up

Tried to recreate it

Tags that read: #My first thought was "hey is that the guy from the hit comic 'Check out how hard I can pee'?" #so I opened the notes to see if someone else already made that joke #second comment was "this is the prequel to 'Check out how hard I can pee' " #This is where he got the pee from. Stealing your water.ALT

(via @neververy4)

vampirecatboy:

reverendsus:

smt1:

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

hyenangel-deactivated20241224:

fagm77:

tim-official:

tim-official:

tim-official:

i got the surgery that makes me into a bunch of semitransparent disembodied hands. now i have a productive job feeling up men for photoshoots in furry commissions

as a collection of translucent disembodied hands I can deftly whip you up any cocktail of your choosing while simultaneously grabbing the pectoral muscles of an anthropomorphic dragon and squeezing lovingly

I have an appointment at the Orc Settlement to be both bartender and Orgy Attendant for their biannual canyon rave

animentality:

incredibly funny Twitter update.

ps, it’s me liking all that gay porn.

leresq:

“gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances”

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

gnarlyghost:

Nerd and jock from yesterday’s illustration

spale-vosver:

forbes:

“You will get knocked down over and over again, and you win by getting back up.” - Elizabeth Holmes, winner of the 2015 Forbes Under 30 Summit Doers Award.

toskarin:

toskarin:

toskarin:

guy: it sucks that the train back is such a long ride

his friend who is trying to get him to wear foot shaped shoes with toes but is taking it slow: it does

how much simpler can I possibly make it

my goal here was to make it simple and those would have made it complicated

jade-do-stuff-deactivated202410:

roadhogsbigbelly:

How dare you to hide this in the tags.

kuromi-hoemie:

kuromi-hoemie:

why so curious?” the. georger

it’s not uncommon for geniuses and artists to be ahead of their time, this is gonna do numbers in five years

stanhatsunemiku-deactivated2025:

whatever man. check this out 👇🏽

yungrapunxelpart2:

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally

quillsand:

quillsand:

picketing terf conferences is OUT, releasing 6000 live crickets into the audience of a terf conference and watching chaos erupt as everyone scrambles to evacuate is IN

it occurs to me that this sounds like a shitpost if you don’t have the context that this is a real thing that actually happened in the uk yesterday

latenightgasstationwalk:

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

dykedalecooper:

floorsalad:

varijacija:

cannibalchicken:

fellahimedia:

fellahimedia:

Is she genuinely losing?! How are the democrats so good at losing

Idc what your favorite tumblrina is gonna write tomorrow about third party voters and “single-issue” voters for palestine. Harris will not lose because of third party voters and palestinians she will lose because this country is becoming further and further right wing. The white vote in this country is farther right. The democrats in trying to curry favor with this white populist rise abandoned their usual campaign policies and did so for nothing. Talks of being harder on the border, dismissal of trans rights, vague talking points on abortion, dick Cheney endorsement was all in response to the right wing rise happening even in the blue states. And they did it all for nothing.

chongoblog:

jame7t:

Tuesday is what..? I don’t caaare… I’m have to count my berries

Stop The Count

kaijuno:

amorevolous-lune:

Reblog to hug the person you reblogged this from and tell them that everything’s going to be okay

jeanritchie:

tbh foreign policy was listed as the least important issue for exit polls, arab and muslim heavy states like minnesota and michigan are not what lost harris the vote, and jill stein got under like one percent. everyone making this about leftists who didnt vote either pro or against is making something out of basically nothing. americans are fundamentally boring and apolitical and above all completely self centered. they do not give a fuck about the suffering of people in palestine or ukraine. they just know that gas was cheaper 4 years ago or whatever. the amount of incredibly normal people i know who arent even right wing so much as just sort of uneducated and incurious about any issues / had no interests beyond like big ten sports or binge drinking or getting ahead at work and getting rich are voting for him not people who agonized over a single thing ever. this is unfortunately a non issue bc americans dont care about anything but themselves, you just happen to be around small groups of the exception

jockoppressor:

If Harris loses, please try blaming real issues (Republican-driven voter suppression and intimidation tactics; billionaire-funded Trump-PAC’s and propaganda machines; a broken electoral system that hinges presidential elections on a dozen or so states instead of a simple popular vote; or the Democratic Party’s fumbled opportunities to respond to things like the corporate greed driven cost of living crisis, the housing shortage, the medical debt and healthcare accessibility crisis, the ongoing climate disaster, and the ongoing genocide in Palestine) instead of doing the Right’s job for them by blaming folks like climate protestors, Antizionist and pro-Palestine activists, Black and Brown people, jaded millennials living paycheck to paycheck, and tumblr users with an audience ⅛ the size of the average Christofascist MegaChurch Congregation.

nice-malice:

Trying to remember this

travelsafely:

there needs to be a cultural shift in america like im not talking about culture war bullshit i mean the average american needs to learn to care about their community and the rest of the world and not be a self-absorbed asshole with a “fuck you i got mine” attitude.

catboybiologist:

Tapping the sign.

shyguythemasquerage:

I don’t know if this will find the people it needs to, but survive.
Find your sparks of joy and hold them tight. If nothing else, let spite and defiance keep you going. You are stronger than you know.
I love you.

anti-potato:

sources? a little birdie, et al. (2024)

anti-potato:

sources? a little birdie, et al. (2024)

anti-potato:

sources? a little birdie, et al. (2024)

thunder-cube:

PNGs of Rick Astley in his music video for the song "Never Gonna Give You Up" are arranged into the shape of Loss.jpg. The horizontal shape in the bottom right is replaced with the text reading "You lose the game."ALT

spotchka:

reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

No one was gonna tell me the implications of the first five minutes of Boss Baby

The implication I’m referring to here is that CEO’s are just born like that

Zbogom, Sjedinjene Američke Države.

catchymemes:

captainjonnitkessler:

captainjonnitkessler:

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it’s all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what’s going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that’s going on

I went to my union meeting tonight and the retirees’ monthly complaint about our healthcare was that for some reason it only lets doctors prescribe six Viagra pills at a time, and they want to fuck more than six times a month. That’s verbatim. Think about what you could be missing by not going to your union meetings.

crunchbuttsteak:

runthepockets:

Saw a post on Twitter that was like “I think it’s entirely possible to be trans without dysphoria, but a lot of you are severely underestimating how much dysphoria you actually feel and how much you’ve let fade into background noise” and honestly? Yeah lol.

This is the tweet btw.

theconcealedweapon:

:

sure as hell i will lil dude.

catgirl-bartender:

mortimermcmirestinks:

you know the drill, op disabled reblogs etc etc etc

igivegoodepiphanies:

headspace-hotel:

liminalstrands:

enki2:

Good news! It gets worse!


I think it’s the galactic orbit thing that really did me in


And yet, the Appalachian Mountains are even older than that.

And that’s why we don’t look into the Appalachian Mountains, you don’t remove anything from the Appalachian Mountains, and if you hear something in the Appalachian Mountains - keep moving.

nudityandnerdery:

Guy says he’s wanted to see a live action version of Princess Mononoke for over twenty years. So, instead of spending time learning to make films and about cinematography and actually creating his own art?

He dumped some money into an AI generator to make a shot for shot remake of the trailer.

Dude decided the best way he could pay tribute to an iconic movie about the importance of the relationship between humanity and nature was to recreate it in a manner that includes no human actors and is an industry that is notoriously demanding devastating amounts of energy in the middle of a fucking climate crisis, this shit is beyond parody.

ladydedlock:

ace-aro-queerplatonic-positivity:

stormclouds-chainmail:

rhosyn-du:

j0die101:

(April 12th 2024)

No medical confirmation or psychological evaluation necessary. The law will be active by the 1st of November this year.

First names can also be changed while changing gender. One all inclusive package with minimum effort.

Here’s the AP article about it for anyone who wants it

[ID: The Destiel meme, edited to say, in the first panel, “I love you”, and in the second, “Today Germany passed a law that allows everyone to change their gender by simply going to the registry and telling them to change it.” End ID]

I need people outside of Germany to understand how huge this is!

It came into effect yesterday, November 1st, 2024!!!!

blueengland:

what the hell even is mouthwashing. it just. exploded one day everyone started talking about it on here and i’ve seen literally no videos about it. is this some collective hallucination or something

girlcoil:

i can perform miracles but i wont cause everyone gets all weird and worshippy , okay fine just one miracle (snaps my fingers and a random dog on the street suddenly explodes like a firecracker)