November 2024

demihappycow:

official-boob-posts:

ineffectualdemon:

ineffectualdemon:

Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don’t like it

On a serious note people being unironically horny about cis men and referring to their chests as tits in their horny rantings has made me feel more comfortable as someone who is transmasc

Like I don’t have huge dysphoria about my chest because I’m not very well endowed but I still have some and like thinking: “I’m a sexy dude with sexy tits” is actually a good feeling for me personally

my blog is a safe place for the gender neutral usage of tits

fortzancudo:

NOT THE GAMER MUZZLE

ominous-signs:

imyelling:

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

atreidespacito:

sheauz-deactivated20240614:

kosmogrl:

men-iss-vess-ull:

libertarian-druid-ny-separatist:

men-iss-vess-ull:

having a job and knowing how to drive on tumblr is like being a knight who has to live with the serfs

Wait, are y'all unemployed with no licenses?

This is a mindfuck, but at the same time explains the socialism.

I respect a mf with no job and no car more than I do a libertarian who wears womens underwear

porterdavis:

porterdavis:

porterdavis:

porterdavis:

rain-droplet:

milqi:

shaelit:

I can’t stop thinking about this.

I wonder if he was running on instinct…  I watched a man die on the subway a few years ago.  It’s more common than you think - NYC subways carry millions and millions in the course of a day.  People die and there is never a good time for it to happen to anyone. 

There was an older gentleman sitting across from me on the M train.  It was about 6:30am, so I didn’t think much of it when he started leaning over.  It was when he kept going when most people would jerk awake that about 5 of us took action.  We asked if anyone knew CPR in our car, and when we pulled into the next station, we held the doors open and shouted for a doctor (there was a firefighter on the train with us who knew CPR, because that’s how things are in NYC).  No response during CPR.  The older gentleman’s lips were turning blue. 

When the ambulance arrived, the paramedics took over and after 2 minutes of no reaction, I watched something that will always haunt my soul existentially, the way this pic does:  The paramedic yelled at this man that he had to get up because he’d be late for work.  And he got a response.  I don’t know if the older man made it, but he had a pulse when they took him up the stairs to the ambulance.

We all got back on the train and headed off to work.  And I sat there completely traumatized by the fact that this man was such a slave to his job that the threat of being late to work restarted his heart.  It’s been over 10 years and I’m still not sure how or to what degree it affected me.  Only that it did.  I’m not bothered by not knowing.  Sometimes you have to let the heavy sit to understand the weight before you can put it down.

fuck dude

rain-droplet:

milqi:

shaelit:

I can’t stop thinking about this.

I wonder if he was running on instinct…  I watched a man die on the subway a few years ago.  It’s more common than you think - NYC subways carry millions and millions in the course of a day.  People die and there is never a good time for it to happen to anyone. 

There was an older gentleman sitting across from me on the M train.  It was about 6:30am, so I didn’t think much of it when he started leaning over.  It was when he kept going when most people would jerk awake that about 5 of us took action.  We asked if anyone knew CPR in our car, and when we pulled into the next station, we held the doors open and shouted for a doctor (there was a firefighter on the train with us who knew CPR, because that’s how things are in NYC).  No response during CPR.  The older gentleman’s lips were turning blue. 

When the ambulance arrived, the paramedics took over and after 2 minutes of no reaction, I watched something that will always haunt my soul existentially, the way this pic does:  The paramedic yelled at this man that he had to get up because he’d be late for work.  And he got a response.  I don’t know if the older man made it, but he had a pulse when they took him up the stairs to the ambulance.

We all got back on the train and headed off to work.  And I sat there completely traumatized by the fact that this man was such a slave to his job that the threat of being late to work restarted his heart.  It’s been over 10 years and I’m still not sure how or to what degree it affected me.  Only that it did.  I’m not bothered by not knowing.  Sometimes you have to let the heavy sit to understand the weight before you can put it down.

fuck dude

telnaga:

meatmensch:

meatmensch:

guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can’t i do more stuff

guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man i’m so tired today for some reason

radicalgraff:

“Friends don’t let friends support genocide”

Spotted on the Brooklyn Queens Expressway

bogleech:

This is a lupin III episode whose English dub title was “but your brother was such a nice guy”

argumate:

australianrestorations:

argumate:

shi1498912:

argumate:

although the Black Cloud does raise the question of if an unknown intelligence began constructing a Dyson sphere around the sun, exactly what would you say to convince them to spare enough sunlight that the earth remains habitable.

I’d tell them, that Earth is the only planet where 1,3,7-Trimethylxanthine 7-methyl theophylline and Theobromin natrually occour in the entierty of the local cluster of galaxies

nice try Arthur Dent

I didn’t think anyone else had read that book… Sad

are you high, it sold fourteen million copies

karnalesbian:

jyslacefront:

lesbiancaptainkirk:

this episode is why people call it hatecrimes m.d

#remember when queerbaiting was done with a passion for fhe craft

karnalesbian:

jyslacefront:

lesbiancaptainkirk:

this episode is why people call it hatecrimes m.d

#remember when queerbaiting was done with a passion for fhe craft

busket:

garden variety conservative transphobia is going to get worse but radical feminism is also going to get worse. if youre a cis women terfs are going to try to recruit you and make you believe that the reason your rights are at stake is because of trans people. they’re going to tell you that all men are your violent oppressors and they’re going to include trans women in that category. they’re gonna tell you about women who are gender traitors and joined the enemy and they’re going to point to trans men. don’t believe them. trans people are not your enemy, we have no power over you, and we desperately need your support and your solidarity.

be aware of radfem pipelines and dog whistles too. be skeptical of anyone that talks about the divine feminine or correlates birthing, menstruating, or female reproductive organs with womanhood. be especially skeptical of people who use those biological things as reasons to why women are more spiritual, or more in tune with nature, or just that they’re better than men (read: anyone they decide is a man)

radical feminism is an expected reactionary outcome from cis women who are being oppressed by conservatives, especially when all they practice is ciscentric, liberal, white feminism. they feel the need to be radicalized but don’t have the experience and information to pinpoint the true source of their suffering. trans people are not your enemy, AMAB people are not your enemy, anyone who identifies as a man is not your enemy. we’re all being crushed under the same stone

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

brightshaw-shipper:

doggirlhen:

aroacehirano:

not the twitter migrants putting “reblog heavy” in their bios on here… like yeah. that’s what we do here

the heavy weapons guy from tf2ALT

reblog heavy

I have reblogged heavy

mahgck:

mahgck:

you have to outlive donald trump

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

born-in-neverland03:

So we all agree that Rio’s the baby daddy, right?

Because you don’t just cast someone to look so much like the mothers’s ex for no reason. He’s like the perfect mix of them.

cutabello:

trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2:

trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2:

does anyone know if i can like block sites from appearing in my google images searches??? i keep getting those awful ai generated things with a hand coming out of a man’s neck and just straight up not what i was looking for, because this was in a search for “curly hair in medieval paintings”. it happens every time i search for anything vaguely art-reference-like and it’s so fucking annoying and it clutters my search results so much. i don’t wanna add specific commands to the query every time too, what i need is like a browser extension or something

okay i found one! it works! everyone come get your blacklist 👍👍👍

I made a list of as many ai sites i could find to block with ublacklist, just copy and paste them in ublacklist’s options menu

cutabello:

trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2:

trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2:

does anyone know if i can like block sites from appearing in my google images searches??? i keep getting those awful ai generated things with a hand coming out of a man’s neck and just straight up not what i was looking for, because this was in a search for “curly hair in medieval paintings”. it happens every time i search for anything vaguely art-reference-like and it’s so fucking annoying and it clutters my search results so much. i don’t wanna add specific commands to the query every time too, what i need is like a browser extension or something

okay i found one! it works! everyone come get your blacklist 👍👍👍

I made a list of as many ai sites i could find to block with ublacklist, just copy and paste them in ublacklist’s options menu

transcyberism:

rslashrats:

i’m actually scared that food safety is going to get so much worse. of course i expected that it would stay bad - since it’s been basically unchanged for the last four years. but now, we gotta worry that it’s going to get more privatized and lax all over again. people shouldn’t have to live in fear that their food could make them sick or kill them. people shouldn’t lose access to their main sources of food because of an illness outbreak.

tagging on to this - in addition to recommending everyone watch out for meat products because of listeria, i’m also going to recommend maybe you start avoiding fresh/uncooked leafy greens, especially in spring and summer, especially in bagged salads. this past year I got a very bad case of cyclospora, a protozoan parasite, which was most likely from fresh produce, and which may have been part of a wider outbreak as there were cases elsewhere in my state around the same time. cyclospora and other protozoan illnesses have been drastically rising in the US over the past several years, up from a few hundred cases per year a decade ago versus several thousand per year now, likely due to farms depending on migrant workers and not providing them with adequate bathrooms/sanitation facilities, leading to fecal contamination of crops or irrigation water (which is how these illnesses spread) - historically, cyclospora was not endemic to the US food supply and was only found on imports or in people who had traveled recently, but that has been changing as more and more cases appear to be spreading domestically.

now, to the safety PSA: simply washing your fruits and vegetables will not fully remove protozoan parasites. it will help, but in order to truly protect yourself, you need to peel them or blanch them in boiling water in order to render them safe. cases usually peak during warm weather, when less of your food is coming from greenhouses and more is coming from fields - be especially careful during that time, and consider growing your own produce if you can.

to underscore how bad this infection is, I was not able to pass any solid stool for over a month when I had it - it resulted in severe, continuous, unrelenting diarrhea, rapid weight loss (I lost around 10% of my body weight during that time), chronic dehydration, and profound fatigue/malaise. you do not want this infection. if I already had other health problems, this infection would have hospitalized me for sure - I barely stayed out of the hospital as it was. cook your food.

onceuponalegendbg:

Also, I know people have been saying that Nicky was referring to Rio when he said “mother wants me home” and Agatha looks terrified.

That’s not a new observation.

But what caught my attention on rewatch is that he goes to a river.

And Death’s name is Rio Vidal. River of Life.

I hate it here.

killtheboyband-deactivated20220:

killtheboyband-deactivated20220:

killtheboyband-deactivated20220:

please god i am so deathly sick of people saying like “how is this straight the writers are so dumb!” about literal actual gay media i don’t know how to break it to you people but nbc hannibal is about two men who are attracted to each other. jennifer’s body is about two women who are attracted to each other. i know you guys are used to only consuming captain america movies and the occasional mark zuckerburg biopic but there are writers who actually write gay people and they do in fact do so on purpose. you don’t have to say “i can’t believe the writers thought this was heterosexual” they literally did not

actually i cracked the code. you all are like this because you are biphobic

she says out loud with her mouth “i go both ways”

ratgirlcopia-deactivated2024111:

the sims 4: get abortions

beautifulterriblequeen:

its-your-mind:

glowcowboy:

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

We are each other’s night sky. No one is alone here.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

trixic-frankenman:

taykoutmccleod:

two-thirtyy:

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

reblog if its friday and you made it

pigeontnt:

yamithespookyenby:

traumatized-cryptid:

thatworldinverted:

howto-joelheyman:

highgreenviahilsborough:

cassandrashipsit:

awkwardprincessally:

impbones:

briedoof:

spectrograph:

a good thing to do for your friends with anxiety disorders: if you have a question you need to ask them or something you need to tell them, explain the subject of the question/the statement in the same message as your opening one!

so basically: instead of saying “can i ask you a question?” and sending just that (which, as a person with an anxiety disorder, makes my anxiety go into hyperdrive) go “can i ask you a question about ___?”

it’s a little thing but honestly few things make me anxious like “i have a question for you” or “there’s something i need to tell you” without immediate explanation. thanks!

“call me, nothing is wrong, just wanna talk on the phone” would be so much better than “Call me.”

Actually please to all of this please.

YES PLEASE.

YES THIS OK????? Like I have trained my husband to say “nothing bad, I just need to call you because it’s too much to type.” It helps SO MUCH. Just let me prepare myself, because I guarantee my imagination will take me to much much darker places.

Might I add, if someone with anxiety has just said something to you that’s a lot to process, and you need some time to think about what to say in response, please consider a quick “I’m not ignoring you, I need to think about what to say and I don’t want to say the wrong thing.”

Because that definitely saves your friend with anxiety a lot of strife and assuming they’ve ruined your friendship forever. Nothing is crueler than a “Seen 2:25pm” when it’s 10am the next day and you’re waiting on a reply to a huge confession.

Normally I don’t acknowledge my anxiety very much but to any of my friends this would genuinely be helpful. Thanks 

Bonus: even if you don’t struggle with anxiety, this can really help cut down on miscommunication caused by text-monotone! My roommate and I use these a lot to keep from accidentally getting into arguments.

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

Imma just slap this on a giant billboard, scream it from the rooftops

This is going to come in handy

english-history-trip:

english-history-trip:

vinceaddams:

vinceaddams:

vinceaddams:

I become consumed with jealousy every time I look at mudlarking instagram pages.

Imagine living near a river with so so many historical artifacts in it that you actually need to buy a licence to pick them up. absolutely wild.

Me, a Canadian who lives near a river: “Yeah my brothers and I used to spend hours poking around on the riverbank when we were younger, it was lots of fun!
We found a few neat bottles and a small handful of pottery shards, but mostly we just found bathroom tiles. Hundreds of little square bathroom tiles, and they didn’t look very old. I guess someone in the area redid their bathroom a decade or two earlier and just dumped them all in the river.”

British people who live near rivers: “Today I’ve found a Georgian cufflink and a medieval pilgrim badge and a beautiful coloured glass perfume bottle stopper. Ooh and here’s another pipe bowl for my clay pipe collection, which I keep right next to my collection of 17th century glassware fragments.”

Shut up shut up shut uppp

paw–on–heart:

If you see your USA mutual looking at the news and then producing a burger from their pocket and eating it, that can mean nothing good. This is the »emergency burger« used to strengthen oneself in times of dire need, and resorting to it is an unambiguous sign of great distress

paw–on–heart:

If you see your USA mutual looking at the news and then producing a burger from their pocket and eating it, that can mean nothing good. This is the »emergency burger« used to strengthen oneself in times of dire need, and resorting to it is an unambiguous sign of great distress

jacobblackredemptionblog:

the accuracy HURTS

littleguysdaily:

wachinyeya:

ursaspecter:

🌓 halfmoonhorror Follow

wtf i’m literally shaking and crying right now i just saw silver bullets for sale on temu why the fuck are there silver bullets on temu

🪢 knotexplosion Follow

Hey. Hey. Look at me. Do you genuinely believe Temu of all places is going to have genuine sterling silver bullets for sale? TEMU. Wish and Shein’s bastard child?

🌓 halfmoonhorror Follow

they had wooden stakes on there too i’m actually fearing for my and my partner’s lives right now

🦇 count-fuckula Follow

Yeah I bought some wooden stakes from Temu and they broke instantly. I wasn’t even using any force to put them in my lawn as it rained quite recently. I wouldn’t worry too much about any silver bullets you find. They’re probably just silver plated.

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Can confirm- Temu silver isn’t real and can’t hurt us. I bought a bunch of silver jewelry off there because I can’t afford anything the legitimate stores are selling and when I tried them they barely even burned. Not worth it.

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Why on earth would you, a werewolf, buy silver jewelry???

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well for me it’s a sex thing.

🪢 knotexplosion Follow

Why would you voluntarily wear jewelry from Temu? Did you at least sanitize it first???

🍖 roadkill-meatloaf Follow

Uh… I licked it first. Werewolf saliva can disinfect surfaces right?

🪢 knotexplosion Follow

YOU WHAT

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Oh my g-d just because werewolf saliva can make your wounds heal faster doesn’t mean it works miracles!!!

🪢 knotexplosion Follow

Wait how would you know that?

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@.daddy-fenris is not the brightest sometimes.

🌕 daddy-fenris Follow

oh my god IT WAS ONE TIME why do you have to put me on blast right now

🦇 count-fuckula Follow

The world needs to know. Roadkill please go see a doctor or a vet or something.

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i feel like this is taking away from the real issue at paw

🪢 knotexplosion Follow

Can’t you see we’re having a conversation here?

🌓 halfmoonhorror Follow

IT’S MY POST???

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Not anymore it’s not

they/them's fighting herds...is this anything?

punkitt-is-here:

LIBERAL They/Them’s Fightin’ Herds:

chzdavmpr:

Guy who’s been lost in the woods for weeks and is now having a Tumblr themed hallucination from dehydration dashboard simulator:

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If you squint really hard at my bark it kinda looks like Yaoi. See?

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Check out how loud I can be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Man I am just stuffed. Can’t believe some chump just left a pile of berries lying around. I’m gonna eat his fingers when he sleeps.

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Should you drink me?

Yes

That seems like a good idea

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Are you ok? Hey. Can you hear me?

Guys call an ambulance I found a guy! He looks pretty bad.

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what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

I think I’ve cleared my head a bit now after the election. I’m gonna keep doing what I’m doing and searching for jobs. Once I get one I’m gonna start saving up money to move as I planned before. How the first hundred days of the second Drump presidency goes will determine if that money is for when I get a job somewhere else in the US I’d rather be or if it’s for moving to get a PhD in Canada or Europe to wait this thing out.

Leaving the country has never been my first choice. I’ve seen how often my aunt who lives in Switzerland sees her parents. It’s not often. So if it goes really bad I’ll leave but I’d rather not if I don’t have to. I’m not one to go down with the ship but I’d also like to help stop the ship from sinking in the first place if possible.

pilferingapples:

wiisagi-maiingan:

wiisagi-maiingan:

wiisagi-maiingan:

wiisagi-maiingan:

The upside is that there was an absentee ballot recount in our most populated and very blue county and it pushed us over for a blue Senate win. So yay for that because I was fucking miserable seeing the Republican win there too.

Btw, this is another reason to call your county clerk and make sure that your absentee ballot was counted! Even if we get another Trump presidency, which is very likely, those absentee ballots make a huge difference when it comes to the Senate, the House, governors, and other federal and state officials who can completely change the balance of their governments. My state’s electoral votes may be going to Trump and the majority of the elections went red, but we still got a Dem Senator and that win still means a lot.

Reblogging this for the day crowd. Even if you don’t think your ballot is enough to help sway the presidential election, there are still so many elections happening that CAN be changed with a recount.

Someone in the tags said that they couldn’t find out the race that this was about but hoped it was true so, I’ll be a bit stupid.

This post was about the Wisconsin Senate election. It was initially Eric Hovde ® who was declared the winner and then Milwaukee did an absentee ballot recount and it put Tammy Baldwin (D) just barely over the top. This is a MASSIVE win for Wisconsin, especially with so much of the state being red, and for the rest of the country to have another Dem in the Senate. And it happened because of an absentee ballot recount.

So yeah. There is the tangible proof you need that recounts DO make a difference and are worth demanding, especially in situations where polling places were closed due to threats or a bunch of absentee ballots were conveniently declared ineligible.

Source, for those wondering! it’s true!

memorycycle:

who’s your favorite npc..

gooseworx:

Gummigoo, it’s not even close.

lemon-socks:

pump up the jam

gjjuddmk2:

charyou-tree:

I need people to understand that Uranium is an eldritch horror

I’m not talking about radiation, or nuclear weapons, or anything that you can do with uranium, I mean its mere existence on Earth is a reminder of cosmic horrors on a scale you can barely conceive of.

When a nuclear power plant uses Uranium to boil water and spin steam turbines to keep the lights on, they’re unleashing the fossilized energy of the destroyed heart of an undead star.

Allow me to elaborate:

In the beginning, there were hydrogen and helium. The primordial fires of the Big Bang produced almost exclusively the two lightest elements, along with a minuscule trace of lithium. It was a start, but that’s not much to build a universe out of. Fortunately, the universe is full of element factories. We call them “stars”.

Stars are powered by nuclear fusion, smooshing light elements together to make heavier elements, and releasing tremendous amounts of energy in the process, powering the star and making it shine. This goes on for millions to billions of years depending on the stars mass (although not how you might think, the bigger stars die young), the vast majority of that time spent fusing hydrogen into yet more helium. Eventually, the hydrogen in the core starts to run low, and if the star is massive enough it starts to fuse helium into carbon, then oxygen, neon, and so on up through successively heavier elements.

There’s a limit to this though:

This chart shows how much energy is released if you were to create a given element/isotope out of the raw protons and neutrons that make it up, the Nuclear Binding Energy. Like in everyday life, rolling downhill on this chart releases energy. So, starting from hydrogen on the far left you can rapidly drop down to helium-4 releasing a ton of energy, and then from there to carbon-12 releasing a fair bit more.

But, at the bottom of this curve is iron-56, the most stable isotope. This is the most efficient way to pack protons and neutrons together, and forming it releases some energy. But once its formed, that’s it. You’re done. Its already the most stable, you can’t get any more energy out of it, and in fact if you want to do anything to it and make it into a different element you’re going to have to put energy in.

So, when a massive star’s core starts to fill up with iron, the star is doomed. Iron is like ash from the nuclear fire that powers stars, its what’s leftover when all the fuel is used up. When this happens, the core of the star isn’t producing energy and can’t support itself anymore and catastrophically collapses, triggering a supernova explosion which heralds the death of the star.

What kind of stellar-corpse gets left behind depends again on how massive the star is. If its really big, more than ~30 times the mass of the sun and its probably going to form a black hole and whatever was in there is gone for good. But if the star is a bit less massive, between 8-25 solar masses, it leaves behind a marginally less-destroyed corpse.

The immense weight of the outer layers of the star falling down on the core compresses the electrons of the atoms into their nuclei, resulting in them reacting with protons and turning them all into neutrons, which creates a big ball of almost pure neutrons a couple miles across, but containing the entire mass of the star’s core, 3-5 sun’s worth.

This is the undead heart of the former star: a neutron star.

If, like many stars, this one wasn’t alone but had a sibling, it can end up with two neuron stars orbiting each other, like a pair of zombies acting out their former lives. If they get close enough together, their intense gravity warps the fabric of spacetime as they orbit, radiating away their orbital energy as gravitational waves, slowing them down and bringing them closer together until they eventually collide.

The resulting kilonova explosion destroys both of the neutron stars, most likely rendering the majority of what’s left into a black hole, but not before throwing out a massive cloud of neutron-rich shrapnel. This elder-god blood-splatter from the collision of the undead hearts of former stars contains massive nuclei with hundreds to thousands of neutrons, the vast majority of which are heinously unstable and decay away in milliseconds or less. Most of their decay products are also unstable and decay quickly as well, eventually falling apart into small enough clusters to be stable and drift off into the universe becoming part of the cosmic dust between the stars.

However,

Some of the resulting massive elements are merely almost stable. They would like to decay, but for quantum-physics reasons decaying is hard and slow for them, so they stick around much longer than you might expect. Uranium is one such element, with U-238 having a half-life of around 4.5 billion years, about the same as the age of the Earth, and its spicier cousin U-235 which still has a respectable 200 million year half life.

These almost-stable isotopes were only able to be created in the fiery excess of energy in a neutron star collision, and are the only ones that stick around long enough to carry a fraction of that energy to the era where hairless apes could figure out that a particular black rock made of them was emitting some kind of invisible energy.

So as I said at the beginning, Uranium is significant because it stores the fossilized energy of the destroyed heart of an undead star, and we can release that energy at will if we set it up just right.

When you say it like that, is it any shock that the energy in question will melt your face off and rot your bones from the inside if you stay near it too long?

theonion:

His gaze shifting from the terrestrial planet out to the expanse of the universe and then back, The Lord Almighty, Our Heavenly Father, reportedly wondered aloud Tuesday just how far He could throw the Earth. “Oh, yeah, if I got a really good windup I bet I could chuck it four or five thousand light-years,” said God as He eyed the third planet from the Sun, adding that He could probably toss it right into the Pleiades star cluster with His eyes closed.

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