November 2024

postilionstruckbylightning:

thejonymyster:

thejonymyster:

thejonymyster:

pulmonary-poultry:

vampireapologist:

calybium:

vampireapologist:

uglyfun:

I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

Oh I love this news!!!!

Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”

It feels like some early humans were naming things and one of them ran out of ideas.

Human 1: (points at animal) What’s that?

Human 2: Cow.

Human 1: (points at bug) What’s that?

Human 2: … little cow.

Human 1: But it’s so much smaller. Who would have use for such a small cow?

Human 2: (panicking but in too deep to stop now) God.

werewolfetone:

werewolfetone:

The thing they don’t tell you about getting really into one specific historical period is that very quickly every conversation turns into an attempt to avoid sounding like the “horribly wet in wexford today but not as bad as in the 690s” tweet

Me whenever someone’s random comment can be connected to one of my special historical guys in some extremely tenuous way for real

electricpurrs:

epilepticsaints:

boombox-fuckboy:

boombox-fuckboy:

boombox-fuckboy:

A heavily underutilised aspect of the digital landscape is the ability to send someone a .zip care package featuring a few podcasts, a handful of indie ttrpgs, a couple webcomics, a digital mixtape, and the .epub or .pdf for some book nobody’s ever heard of.

And hey, why stop there? Slip in some scientific articles, recipes, poetry, sewing patterns, films, or whatever else would appeal. Some of these things cost money, some don’t. But recieving a curated collection of goodies? Guaranteed to be valued.

Since I’m not in a position to host a .zip for you all, here’s a free little care package of links from myself to everyone out there:

alexaloraetheris:

netherworldpost:

maxknightley:

  • cleaning up your own living space: sucks ass
  • cleaning up a friend or romantic partner’s living space: deeply satisfying and even a little entertaining

scientists can’t explain this

love is often a verb

This is why poets bravely go where scientists fear to thread.

otterfemme:

otterfemme:

officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you’re not actually a fed, if you’re causing infighting in a minority community then you’re a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up

some people understood this post. some people revealed themselves to be feds

dead-salmon:

fagslop:

reminded me of these

dead-salmon:

fagslop:

reminded me of these

lemon-socks:

pump up the jam

arathergrimreaper:

guerrillatech:

lakesbian:

lakesbian:

lakesbian:

lakesbian:

DNI lists on this website are fucking insane

can we explain to early-twenties autistic lgbt people that they . cant be saying these things. you cant be calling people ‘degens’ in your dni you cant do that. you cant do that man. can we do a history lesson. you cant do that

YOU CANT DO THAT MAN

“in defense of using the term degen, it’s generally applied to pedophiles” - conservative man who might actually shoot a trans woman if he saw one within 50 meters of his child, and also LGBT tumblr users who do not know things they should know

verirothestar:

balmain:

This just looks like a creature now

rubensmuse:

mousegirlheart:

mousegirl gf who had to hire a Warhammer player to do her wedding makeup because that’s the only person who could paint that small

Reblog from tumblr user gravlax34 reading, "I want art of her sitting on the little platforms mini painters use", with a picture of the same.ALT
A doodle of an anthro mousegirl seated on a Warhammer miniature stand. She has reddish brown fur with a white stomach. She is dressed in a purpleish grey robe, and her bleached blonde hair is arranged in a bridal updo. A large person offscreen is painting on her eyeliner with a mini-painting brush, and a speech bubble above the mousegirl reads, "turn toward me, please?" ALT

@gravlax34 GREAT idea

gemfeathers:

livingfictionsystem:

A lot of pop psychology gets thrown around and since I already have a headache, here’s preventing you lot from making it worse.

Love-bombing: A manipulation tactic of increasing affection and grand gestures before or after doing something abusive, specifically to weasel one’s way out of consequences.

What it is not: A streak of affection and generosity towards friends/loved ones.

Trauma-bonding: Knowingly traumatizing someone to take advantage of their vulnerable state, to then act like the “hero” or the one who cheers them up.

What it is not: Bonding over similar traumas.

Gaslighting: *Knowingly* convincing someone they cannot trust their own perception of a situation in pursuit of one’s own narrative.

What it is not: Misaligned perception of events.

Narcissist: Someone afflicted with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, a traumagenic cluster B disorder, that struggles with self-obsession, paranoia, craving validity from the public, delusions of grandeur, and social disconnection.

It is not: Your rubbish ex that cheated on you.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

-Xanthe

we-are-all-nobodies18:

Damn right we’re gonna get blueberry slushy .

peachmortem:

[ID: A digital bust drawing of Ryuunosuke Naruhodou and Kazuma Asougi from Dai Gyakuten Saiban shaded in halftones. Ryuunosuke has his hand held up to his chin as he looks at Kazuma with an approving expression. Next to his head is a screenshot of an anonymous Tumblr ask turned into a speech bubble that reads, “youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.” Kazuma has a finger held up to his head, looking slightly smug with sparkles to either side of him; another speech bubble has been drawn next to him with a screenshot of the ask’s answer. It reads, “they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country.” End ID]ALT

[id in alt]

saw a post and had to draw them immediately

fedexrojas9173:

“Doesn’t know what it’s like to receive love”

onix:

jupiterjunebug:

I know all the posts about how to stockpile hrt come from a good place but yall. Stockpiling T on purpose is a felony and its not one i judge you for but…STOP admitting it out loud on your blogs frankly and with none of the “teehee THEORETICALLY” shoplifter blogs used to have. Im seeing people talk abt the stockpiles they already have AND their plans to share it and my guys… this website WILL give your personal info to the government if subpoenad. Idk that its LIKELY but I know itd be embarrassing as hell to go to JAIL for felony possession of controlled substance w intent to distribute bc you couldnt stop yourself from YAPPING on a fucking tumblr post and then mr hammers gave your email and login ip to the cops. I KNOW youre all not using secure enough burners and vpns and shit 4 that Cmon now

Seriously though, shutting up is vital but I’d also highly recommend not fucking around this way. Pharmacies track this. Insurance companies track this. I look at people’s prescription info every day I work. It goes back years, and it’s very detailed. If I saw something suspicious, no I didn’t - but not everyone with this information is trustworthy or on our side.

It’s not fair or right that T is controlled and E isn’t, but don’t risk that heat, not with things as they are currently.

daftpatience:

catmask:

catmask:

i dont consider myself a ‘fashion guru’ by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo’ vs 'boot cut’ or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top’ is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top’ is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back

additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you

useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)

danceofgold:

ayeforscotland:

BBC Headline: Island gets broadband via water pipes in UK firstALT
Homes and business in the Orkney island of Papa Westray are now receiving their internet through the water network, in what is believed to be a UK first.

Cables have been laid within existing water pipes, using the island’s community-owned water system, enabling full fibre broadband to almost all propertiesALT

Fibre broadband via the water pipes is some cool engineering.

rosemarythunder:

justsomeguycore:

ya being kafkaesque isn’t about turning into a bug it’s about how if you turned into a bug your boss would still be like “ok but we’re short staffed can u still come in”

while i understand that this is meant to be a joke about hellish capitalism, again, we cannot erase an important dimension to his work: franz kafka was a jew. he and his families were jews during a time period where traditional, religiously-based jew hatred was being replaced with a new pseudoscientific belief that jews were to be hated and oppressed because they were a subhuman race. this transition to race-based hatred of jews meant that even assimilated jews- who considered themselves citizens of states before they were ever jews- were now being irrationally targeted and hunted.

the term “anti-Semitism” was created specifically to name this new racial hatred of Jews. it was coined in 1879- 4 years before Kafka was born. 

in “the metamorphosis”, Gregor Samsa wakes up one morning to find himself transformed into a “monstrous vermin”. in kafka’s real world, jews woke up one morning, in their country that they were told was now enlightened and accepting of all people, and found out that they were now considered “monstrous vermin”. and then 6 million jews of his generation were exterminated. 

i am giving the simplest analysis to this right now, but we need to understand that you cannot just blanketly universalize his work. you cannot remove the context of kafka’s jewishness or that he lived at a time when antisemitism became fervently racial. yes, discuss how his work comments on capitalism, society, etc. but to only use ONLY these lenses and to ONLY universalize his work is dishonest, whitewashes his work and life, and further exhibits how little non-jews know or care about the jewish history and the how antisemitism has impacted jews for over 2000 years.

incendavery:

this art exercise is small and simple, but its easy to do anywhere with any materials

blackcattails:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn’t work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn’t lose his mind; he’d take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go “hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost”.

“Or he’d just fight it himself” no, he would not, for two reasons:

  1. This represents a fundamental misunderstanding of Mario’s central plot structure. Mario always gets his ass beat in his initial encounter with an outside context problem, then spends the bulk of the game going around gathering allies and kicking the legs out from under the outside context problem’s support structure.
  2. This sort of thing clearly falls into another protagonist’s idiom, and Mario is a union man – he’s not going to scab on Kirby. Perish the thought!

“I wouldn’t take-a the food from another video game mascot’s plate!”

“I don’t think Kirby gets paid for this.”

“That’s-a not what I said.”

*off-screen vacuum sounds*

derinthescarletpescatarian:

introverting-rn:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

wandering-aloneo-o:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

I wrote another short story and this one is very short so it is definitely normal. It has no space to be weird.

How to escape the well

read this i am so serious because What The Fuck

Chase it out of your mind by reading another short story

fuck i’m gonna think about this forever

Ha ha, changed ya brain!

patricia-taxxon:

i like how im not even all that famous and yet im already inescapable

liquidstar:

riggedbones-moving:

riggedbones-moving:

my mouse is. dying

@liquidstar i’m afraid taking him somewhere will make it worse… whenever he moves he makes a depressed little cry that sounds a lot like the windows disconnecting noise

OH. ILL GO FUCK MYSELF THEN I GUESS.

loverbearbutch:

i can not tell you enough how much i fucking hate that me and everyone else who lives in a country that isn’t america have to actually be concerned with their stupid fucking clown show of a government nonstop because everything they do effects literally everyone else it’s so fucking exhausting to have to be concerned about my own government AND theirs like some fucking kid who just shows up at my house unannounced especially when americans literally never have to give a shit about any other government in the world unless they’re actively at war with that country why does america get to be the fucking protagonist country!!! why do they get to fucking damage everyone else in their crossfire to themself!!!!!

Since nari has cat mannerism you know how cats meow when they want attention would the equivalent of that be Narinder walking around just repeatedly yelling lambs name

aychama:

cultistic-ann-aka-sannaliel:

aychama:

Pffft thats a funny idea!

N: Lambert.

L: Yes my king?

N: … go check on Aym and Baal.

L: … ok…

…..

N: Lambert.

L: Yes my king?

N: Your cape is stuck on your armor.

L: oh, thanks.

N: Lambert.

L: …Yes my king?

N: Ah nevermind.

N: Lambert.

L: (about to scream their brain out) yes…my king. Is there something the matter?

N: Hmm no.

L: My king please excuse my rudeness but why do you keep calling my name for no- I mean if there is something troubling you please be upfront.

N: I just wanted to say your name.

L: oh um…why?

N: …why indeed…

uhhh… so it looks like i’m gonna draw yet another fan comic for you-

👀👀👀👄👀👀👀

evilsoup:

muppet-sex:

potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva:

desudog-deactivated20240822:

potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva:

potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva:

There were no fucking postcards

There was an obsession with fucking

What is this big Fucking joke?

hold on the japanese want what

sanitymakesposts:

Guy whose wife comes out to him as a lesbian and he just sighs and starts googling ‘estrogen near me’

glutko:

I hate watching Internet horror because it results in my recommendations being filled with “analysis” videos (actually just a plot summary) with thumbnails that look like this:

werewolf4vampire:

monkeysaysficus:

ottermatopoeia:

twerklina:

makin my way downtown

slowly

lifeafterpsychiatry:

The worst thing is that there is so much potential for exploring the horror of psych wards from the angle of medical abuse, ableism, forced treatment/drugging, loss of autonomy, power imbalance, demonization, dehumanization, etc, and YET the horror genre keeps defaulting to “insane asylums and psych wards are scary because there are mentally ill people in there”

daovihi:

lost-where-the-forest-would-grow:

I just got described as an “ad hating commie” by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

daovihi:

lost-where-the-forest-would-grow:

I just got described as an “ad hating commie” by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

daovihi:

lost-where-the-forest-would-grow:

I just got described as an “ad hating commie” by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

taraxippos:

ospreyonthemoon:

taraxippos:

taraxippos:

I hate when furries draw cows like this

No fun allowed learn how to draw ungulates or die by my blade

BEHOLD: A BOVINE

I also dislike when the animal is like, a shark, and is has a dog’s ears and fur. Why is is always dogs?

I KNOW

orangeboxnlime:

The mercs and cute semi-aquatic creatures :)
[left to right: otter, muskrat, seal, tapir, beaver, capybara, puffin, platypus, mink, pygmy hippo]

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astrosouldivinity:

𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧-𝐎𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧! 🎉✨👸🏿

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𝐌𝐲 𝐀𝐫𝐭 ~

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unwelcome-ozian:

daburubareru:

skywalkerchick1138:

moonwatcher13:

feathered-serpents:

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

punkitt-is-here:

punkitt-is-here:

dotjade:

my girlfriend’s phone expldoed and we need your help if you can offer such

ivy’s phone got ran over and while we’re able to get her a new one on our current plan that will be a big addition to our mobile bills that we could really use help with. if you are able to, please support my gf!


Hi, please help out my wonderful partner if you can!!!

RahhhhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHH

bloominheresy:

bloominheresy:

human-ish cotl wizarding school au but the lamb is a low performing student trying to keep up

ala salem-from-sabrina-the-witch levels of hijinks, Narinder has been trapped as a black cat for hundreds of years and acts as their patron and familiar, biding his time to regain his power and take revenge at the immortal board of council without fully revealing his true past to lamb as a once equally feared and loved pillar of that same board with his siblings

[ ALT Text ]

🐑: Narinder… Can you please get off? I’m trying to concentrate here! ໒꒰ ´• ˕ •` ꒱ა 💦

🐈‍⬛: I’M the reason you could even hold a spell for more than a minute. I will use your hood as I please, mortal. /ᐠ  ¬` ˕ ´¬マ

Yipeee! the wizarding university au now has a name! You may now call it Me and My Strange Familiar.

To celebrate, here are some extra lore about it:

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bloominheresy:

bloominheresy:

human-ish cotl wizarding school au but the lamb is a low performing student trying to keep up

ala salem-from-sabrina-the-witch levels of hijinks, Narinder has been trapped as a black cat for hundreds of years and acts as their patron and familiar, biding his time to regain his power and take revenge at the immortal board of council without fully revealing his true past to lamb as a once equally feared and loved pillar of that same board with his siblings

[ ALT Text ]

🐑: Narinder… Can you please get off? I’m trying to concentrate here! ໒꒰ ´• ˕ •` ꒱ა 💦

🐈‍⬛: I’M the reason you could even hold a spell for more than a minute. I will use your hood as I please, mortal. /ᐠ  ¬` ˕ ´¬マ

Yipeee! the wizarding university au now has a name! You may now call it Me and My Strange Familiar.

To celebrate, here are some extra lore about it:

Keep reading

bloominheresy:

bloominheresy:

human-ish cotl wizarding school au but the lamb is a low performing student trying to keep up

ala salem-from-sabrina-the-witch levels of hijinks, Narinder has been trapped as a black cat for hundreds of years and acts as their patron and familiar, biding his time to regain his power and take revenge at the immortal board of council without fully revealing his true past to lamb as a once equally feared and loved pillar of that same board with his siblings

[ ALT Text ]

🐑: Narinder… Can you please get off? I’m trying to concentrate here! ໒꒰ ´• ˕ •` ꒱ა 💦

🐈‍⬛: I’M the reason you could even hold a spell for more than a minute. I will use your hood as I please, mortal. /ᐠ  ¬` ˕ ´¬マ

Yipeee! the wizarding university au now has a name! You may now call it Me and My Strange Familiar.

To celebrate, here are some extra lore about it:

Keep reading

organical-mechanical:

organical-mechanical:

duck hunt is the single most interesting character in smash and i will die on this hill

for those who don’t know, this is the duck hunt TRIO

The third member is purely conceptual. He exists on the other side of the fourth wall, but in a different universe from our own.

The third member is the player, but not the player of smash. The third member is the player of Duck Hunt, the light gun game from 1984