These people used the terms “cultural marxism”, “The Great Awokening” and “woke propaganda” unironically
Despite the fact that they are unable to actually define any of them
This entire book is just them pointing out every problem the US has and then giving a right wing populist solution that will literally just make it worse
I thought they were at least trying to sound objective or scholarly but this is literally a phantasm fueled brain-fart
“FMA is bad because it portrays war criminals as sympathetic, likable people” bro that’s the point. That’s the whole point. That is THE point. Did you think Ethnic Cleanser is some kind of special category of person that gets separated away from all the Good People at birth? Did you think there’s some kind of barn full of Genocide Doers that only gets deployed into the general public during world wars? Did you think assholes who do terrible shit in real life are never charming or likable or capable of doing good things and helping people? One of the best parts of FMA is how we the audience realize that some of our core protags have made irredeemable choices, and we have to reckon with the fact that they’re still people, with the unalienable rights and qualities thereof. Sorry if the Problematics aren’t constantly wearing a dunce cap and a list of all their crimes and this makes the media incomprehensible to you
“b-b-b-but romance and lust makes us human!!” WRONG FISHIES DO 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐠🐙🐠🐠🐬🐙🦑🐳🦐🐋🐙🦑🐳🦐🦞🐋🐙🐟🦑🐠🪼🪼🐳🐋🦞🐙🐠🪼🦐🐋🐳🐙🐠🐠🐳🐙🐙🐙🐳🐳🐙🐟🐙🐠🐠🐳🦐🪼🪼🐳🐠🐙🦑🐙🐙🐳🐠🪼🐋🦐🐙🪼🐋🐋🐙🐟🦀🐠🐳🐋🐠🐠🐟🪼🦀🐡🐳🐟🦞🐡🦐🐬🐋🦞🐡🦐🐡🐋🦐🦀🐠
Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I’m choking on my own heartbeat.
Now I’m eating croutons straight out of the bag.
Still no homo ?
I’m gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.
this is a friendly reminder that you can meow like a kitten or woof like a dog, or make any sounds that you want to make. and you can make these sounds whenever you want
hi i’m seeing no one talk about this cover??? this is HAUNTING, it’s dedicated it to everyone who’s died from the coronavirus so far especially healthcare staff i just,,,
Hozier singing trad song “The Parting Glass”
Other celebrities: (goopily drip upon, of all things, “imagine”)
Us: (call for the guillotine)
Hozier: (a bittersweet lad, sings an ancient song to the departed)
Us: play this over silent, crisply shot black and white footage of the empty streets and silent landmarks. cut with shots of our drowning hospitals. An acceptable future documentary of 2020 that we will allow.
My audio processing isnt working in the brain. Can someone PLEASE tell me what the crud he’s saying because all i can make out are sounds not words
Saw your post while skimming through the reblog and did not see an answer, so for accessibility! Hozier is singing the following:
Of all the money that e’er I had / I spend it in good company
And of all the harm that e’er I done / Alas it was to none but me
For all I’ve done for want of wit / to memory now I can’t recall
So fill to me the parting glass / good night and joy be with you all.
Of all the comrades that e’er I had / they’re sorry for my going away
And of all the sweethearts that e’er I had / they’d wish me one more day to stay
But as it falls unto my lot / that I must go and you must not
I’ll gently rise and I’ll softly call / good night and joy be with you all.
I’ll gently rise and
I’ll softly call / good night and
joy be with you all.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster
One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that
Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”
This is even funnier in Celsius because “I cast lightly baked human”
Just something I really want to share on here because it’s important.
this is really important to remember, even if you said something stupid and don’t feel like repeating it- it can still feel isolating to folks with hearing and auditory processing problems!
When you say “it wasn’t important”, you leave out the rest of the sentence.
“It wasn’t important enough for me to try to include you because you are not worth the extra effort on your own”
I rlly like the emphasis that live action one piece is putting on the fact that literally nobody else think about piracy the way luffy does. “Being a pirate is about being free and having friends :3” while every other pirate is doing legitimate career criminal shit around him.
Luffy the Piracy Understander when his crew suggests stealing a ship:
A lot of people who hadn’t seen One Piece seemed to think it was full of pirates that don’t actually do any pirating. This is in fact inaccurate. Most pirates in One Piece do lots of piracy. Hero Luffy, who does zero piracy while speedrunning becoming one of the most wanted criminals on the planet because he keeps beating up the immensely powerful men, women, and government agencies that interrupt his fun globe-trotting treasure hunt with his friends, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
“kung pow penis,” a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will
Hey Gwen! I can’t help but notice that you were looking for some handy manuals and guides for your new job and there just so happens to be a library full of books for that specific need! It’s called the library of Jurgen Leit- [I am shot several times]
Crop top that says “i love biting” paired with booty shorts that say “i love biting” paired with a baseball cap that says “i love biting” paired with long socks that each say “i love biting” paired with some flip flops
the beauty of skyrim’s unmarked locations is that you can stroll up to like, a bear cave and after you kill the bear you just like find a corpse called like, bjorn bear-exploder and you loot him and you find an unique weapon like. the bear exploder sword that has a 10% chance of exploding bears and is completely dick useless. and then you just move on with your life.
Let’s do a Wild Hunt larp where we kidnap Jeff Bezos and release him in the forest and then give all the larpers (who are amazon employees) weird masks and motorbikes painted to look like fucked up horses and wolves.
Somewhat disturbed at how fast this post started picking up notes.
don’t set out food if you don’t want us to eat
i love that i can’t write the word fuck on facebook without risking getting zucced and here I’m greeted everyday by posts like this
reblogging to normalize. because we really should be uplifting sex workers as bread winners. Also because they should be able to show their face in public without fear of repercussions??? (cough cough), like this gentleman.
Honestly its unhinged and hilarious but yet also seriously something I want to see more of
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Anyway…👀
Reblog if you’re a cheap whore. Or respect cheap whores. Or have the power to turn young people into cheap whores. (they can never tell which)
If you’re making enough to pay off your sister’s student loans you are not a cheap whore you are a wildly successful whore which is admittedly beside the point but damn
He also bought his parents a house, and his sister a house. He also housed a homeless guy he met in a trashcan, regularly gave him money and told him to buy whatever the fuck He wanted with it. Tony also bought the guy an ATV (which the man immediately wrecked) then took the guy to the hospital and paid for the costs.
He built a huge pond for Babygirl (the duck), and adds stuff into it to help with her arthritis.
He takes in any animal that people drop off at his doorstep, and does his best to give them the optimal care.
He also gets his grandma baked as hell and absolutely spoils the shit out of her. She’s sick rn, and might have passed already (I haven’t checked).
Tony does a lot of really good shit with his Dick Money.
“Some will read ‘queer’ as synonymous with 'gay and lesbian’ or 'LGBT’. This reading falls short. While those who would fit within the constructions of 'L’, 'G’, 'B’ or ’T’ could fall within the discursive limits of queer, queer is not a stable area to inhabit.
Queer is not merely another identity that can be tacked onto a list of neat social categories, nor the quantitative sum of our identities. Rather, it is the qualitative position of opposition to presentations of stability—an identity that problematizes the manageable limits of identity. Queer is a territory of tension, defined against the dominant narrative of white- hetero-monogamous-patriarchy, but also by an affinity with all who are marginalized, otherized and oppressed.
Queer is the abnormal, the strange, the dangerous. Queer involves our sexuality and our gender, but so much more. It is our desire and fantasies and more still. Queer is the cohesion of everything in conflict with the heterosexual capitalist world. Queer is a total rejection of the regime of the Normal.”- Queer Ultra Violence
Hey guys, as some of you know, I’m a punk. I’ve decided to make a band despite being a minor and having no instrument skills or even access to them. It’s called red eyed doe and it is punk rock!
Even if you don’t listen to it, I wanted to inform you all! I’ll link my SoundCloud acct when it’s made!
Remember kids: most conspiracy theories are rooted in Nazi ideology that they used to justify their war crimes!
also the conspiracy that the Pyramids were built by aliens or “a more advanced civilization” actually has connections to racists (read: white Europeans) not believing that non-white people can make such impressive monuments (and a lot of pseudoarchaeology has connections to Nazi ideology/ comes from members of the Nazi party as OP said)
I looked it up to see if there’s any sources I could share with the class and found this article which I think explains/ goes into more detail that I can and greatly recommend Miniminuteman on YouTube he debunks archeology conspiracy and talks about interesting topics in really fun and engaging ways
Shoutout to incredibly contrived set-ups for kink stories, I respect the grind so much. One time I was frolicking in a field of flowers and I found a fic whose summary started w ‘IN A WORLD WHERE THE LOSING ATTORNEY HAS TO SUCK OFF THEIR OPPOSITION’ and it’s been stuck on my mind ever since
I had a friend with non-abusive parents as a kid and whenever we were Up To Some Shit, the agreement was that she had to let me do the talking because she’d sweat guilt from every pore while I just looked at people dead in the eye and just fucking lied.
“You just lied to your mother??” what, like it’s hard?
“WE TAUGHT YOU VALUES” yeah the value of not getting caught. Not sure that’s what you were going for man.
I had a friend with non-abusive parents as a kid and whenever we were Up To Some Shit, the agreement was that she had to let me do the talking because she’d sweat guilt from every pore while I just looked at people dead in the eye and just fucking lied.
“You just lied to your mother??” what, like it’s hard?
“WE TAUGHT YOU VALUES” yeah the value of not getting caught. Not sure that’s what you were going for man.