November 2024

shieldsurf:

transexualbutchfagdyke:

transexualbutchfagdyke:

do terfs send their gfs nudes or is that still like. “evil male gaze pornography” or whatever

post canceled let’s talk about this instead

quillofthewest:

frogblast-the-ventcore:

trek-tracks:

And if I had to do it all over again…I would.

I can live with it…

“Computer, delete that entire boop entry.”

catasters:

criminalizegolf:

Never not thinking about the trans woman I met in a gay bar in a town I’ll never go back to who said “gender roles are like chains, fun to use in bondage scenarios but largely irrelevant in daily life”

hungy-raka:

COTLTOBER LETS GOOOOO

DAY 2: HEART

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astronomical-bagel:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

notallmensheviks:

NOT WHAT HE SAYS

irlactualhuman:

irlactualhuman:

irlactualhuman:

irlactualhuman:

I am having a time of it (internally) and really want to treat myself to something good for lunch.

But indecision has bludgeoned me with its meaty extrusion.

What is for lunch?

Shawarma

Pizza or Pizza Adjacent Products

Philly Cheesesteak Fries

Salad (Probs a Cobb)

Burger and Burger Accessories (Checkers makes me feel like a happy lil pig)

Sushi

Something New

Healthy Shake and Sadness

See Results

I fucked up.

I can’t see the votes unless I pick something. Got me right in the dumbass organ. My weakness.

Shawarma wins cuz I thought this up too late to get a better sample size. I do love me some kebab meats.

Oh yessssss. Also onion rings cuz I’ve never gotten them here. They do everything else incredibly tho.

misterbrick42:

scumcathundredaire:

aistobascistod:

Ashtray : Full of ashes
:: Portray : Full of pores
:: Betray : Full of bees

:: Stray : full of s

:: Tray : full of

charl0ttan:

ceos when the minimum wage is raised by one dollar (previous minimum wage was the most they could pay without going bankrupt and starving)(died in the desert)(desert death)

problemnyatic:

problemnyatic:

“xyz DNI” blocking people is YOUR job, sorry. You cannot ask the world to simply move around you, you have to take control of your online experience or you will be fucking miserable forever. Most people don’t read your bio/pinned/carrd before touching the posts that cross their dash anyways.

Also maybe worry less about if someone who likes something you hate clicks on your tumblr post. I promise it is not that fucking serious.

Also-also if you have this DNI because your friends/moots said or implied you have to otherwise you’re somehow Bad and/or will be punished by them if you don’t, that’s kind of fucked and maybe you need less controlling friends.

I know you feel ethically helpless on this bitch of an earth but I promise you, telling people with certain fetishes or god forbid media interests not to interact with your posts is doing less than nothing to make the world any different, but it IS stressing you the fuck out to be worried about if the clicks you get on the internet are coming from someone who likes to imagine The Wrong Fictional Characters kissing.

For the love of god, shipping is not that fucking important. I promise you, whatever the fuck you think you know about someone based on what they ship can be determined by the shit they actually do in the real world about real things that actually happen.

Media consumption is not activism and fandom is not the battleground upon which Ethics And Morals will live or die. It is playing pretend. Please please please get some perspective

problemnyatic:

problemnyatic:

“xyz DNI” blocking people is YOUR job, sorry. You cannot ask the world to simply move around you, you have to take control of your online experience or you will be fucking miserable forever. Most people don’t read your bio/pinned/carrd before touching the posts that cross their dash anyways.

Also maybe worry less about if someone who likes something you hate clicks on your tumblr post. I promise it is not that fucking serious.

Also-also if you have this DNI because your friends/moots said or implied you have to otherwise you’re somehow Bad and/or will be punished by them if you don’t, that’s kind of fucked and maybe you need less controlling friends.

I know you feel ethically helpless on this bitch of an earth but I promise you, telling people with certain fetishes or god forbid media interests not to interact with your posts is doing less than nothing to make the world any different, but it IS stressing you the fuck out to be worried about if the clicks you get on the internet are coming from someone who likes to imagine The Wrong Fictional Characters kissing.

For the love of god, shipping is not that fucking important. I promise you, whatever the fuck you think you know about someone based on what they ship can be determined by the shit they actually do in the real world about real things that actually happen.

Media consumption is not activism and fandom is not the battleground upon which Ethics And Morals will live or die. It is playing pretend. Please please please get some perspective

secondlina:

New Crow Time!

If you like my work, you can support me on Patreon! Funds guaranteed to help feed my lil cats, the cutest cats in the world, in my extremely biased opinion.

theonion:

As designated by Congress in 1845, election day falls on the first Tuesday following the first Monday of November every year. The Onion examines the pros and cons of making election day a federal holiday. 

Full Story

stitchesofsoulsart:

Have an early Happy Halloween

stitchesofsoulsart:

Have an early Happy Halloween

katelyn-danger:

bnprime:

ottisbuns:

time-traveling-fetus:

krudman:

I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me

i don’t understand, are they supposed to get nicer or just less bruised up?

<- cocaine / alcohol->

epoxyconfetti:

kickair8p:

valtsv:

valtsv:

my favorite personal dragon headcanon is that like birds they also can’t see glass, but it just isn’t an issue for them

totally unbothered

So from the dragon’s point of view, every once in a while, glitter magically showers down around them with a pleasant tinkling noise.

No, that’s just Wales.

drempen:

three cartoon cats, dressed up for Halloween. The first is a white cat wearing a ghost costume, the second is a ginger cat wearing a mummy costume, and the third is a black cat wearing a skeleton costumeALT

I neko atsume’d the new boop cats

drtanner:

catasters:

Yeah, that’s a normal way to do that.

thesleepiemooth:

Hand over them lambs <3

Hello cotl community!! it’s a new month which means new goals!
and this month imma be working on worldbuilding for OC’s!!

But im also gonna draw other Lambs! :D
I’ve always wanted to but im always worried im not gonna get them wrong or mess up TvT im a bit self-critical

soo…. hand over them lambs!! >:)
either through ask or dm uvu

Truck it treat

yoink-a-doink:

zer0-pr1mex3:

Unhhhh you get my painting i just finishd 2 days ago

Crounch

icarusinfreefall:

reminder that adhd medication isn’t a luxury or preference, but a lifesaving medication. a 10 year long study in the usa showed that, when properly medicated, the rate of car crashes people with adhd get into goes down significantly–men’s rate drops by 38%, and women’s by 42%. the med shortage, denial of meds by doctors, rising prices, and war on drugs has killed–with such a car dependent society, not driving frequently isn’t an option, which means we need better healthcare and need it now.

https://shorturl.at/8VD8B

edit because i forgot to explain: short link is to an article by the washington post, it should be free to read

thecooler:

They should invent a falling asleep that is easy

fangsandthangs:

When you’re in the middle of a fic and realise you’ve missed a very critical tag

2oxo:

1o9:

google-real:

secretly-a-goose:

scp-threats-is-back:

Boops :(

Boops :(

Boops :(

calebwittebane:

i believe “nothingburger” is the cowardly enemy of the humble and kind everything bagel

calebwittebane:

i believe “nothingburger” is the cowardly enemy of the humble and kind everything bagel

calebwittebane:

i believe “nothingburger” is the cowardly enemy of the humble and kind everything bagel

calebwittebane:

i believe “nothingburger” is the cowardly enemy of the humble and kind everything bagel

el-shab-hussein:

allthegeopolitics:

Israel’s far-right Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich has ordered preparations for the annexation of the occupied West Bank ahead of US President-elect Donald Trump taking office in January 2025.

In a statement on Monday, Smotrich voiced his hope that the new administration in Washington will recognise Israel’s push for “sovereignty” over the occupied territory.

Continue Reading.

This article below is dated August 31st 2023.

“There are almost no Palestinians remaining in a vast area stretching east from Ramallah to the outskirts of Jericho. Most of the communities who lived in the area — which covers around 150,000 dunams, or 150 square kilometers, of the occupied West Bank — have fled for their lives in recent months as a result of intensifying Israeli settler violence and land seizures, backed by the Israeli army and state institutions.

The near-total emptying of the region’s Palestinian population shows how Israel’s slow but gradual process of ethnic cleansing is continuing apace, effectively annexing large swathes of the occupied territory for exclusive Jewish settlement.” […]

zzoupz:

times-chu:

sunshinecassette:

sillayangel:

fricktic:

made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish

and a joyous one for when there is love abound

can i make a contribution?

for when the whole gang is being real autistic about something

For when you say something absolutely horrid in the group chat

Three blind mice.

emil:

www murder .com slash killing hyphen everyone

:

fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms

labdynastes:

labdynastes:

“OK” SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

THIS IS GETTING A LOT OF “NOTES”. I PRESUME THIS MEANS YOU ARE LEARNING MY WAYS. GOOD ! LEARN FROM THE B🪲🪲🪲🪲AH SHIT THEY’RE BACK .

waxwing-ed:

valtsv:

valtsv:

my favorite fucked up character concept is probably “what if a butterfly came out of its chrysalis too early”

you could have been something beautiful. but you panicked or got interrupted and instead something horrifyingly half-finished crawled out.

lovelyunknown:

lunalights-stuff84:

THIS ALSO GOES FOR WRITING

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG! EVEN IF YOU DON’T ADD TAGS.

softenedsunbeams:

helila:

quillwombat:

beckoningforest:

YOU ARE SO SMALL!!

i thought i was ready when i turned the sound on. i was not. he is indeed. 

so small. 

turns sound on

the sound:

@dippitystick

argumate:

argumate:

sometimes you get a simple question and start giving a confident answer only to realise halfway through that actually your whole life you’ve never really understood this topic at all and you have some hard readin’ to do

you do not do the reading, of course.

littleguysdaily:

sephiramy:

littleguysdaily:

littleguysdaily:

Chubs

We have been updating this dumb blog every day for an entire year.

legendaryorca:

a few days ago, I have found gunshot fish (it would be funny if gunshot fish was its common name since it doesn’t have one yet)

(it says I visit often)

this fish 1.2 cm in length can make 140 dB sounds (by striking its own swim bladder with its rib, if I understood correctly)

but due to how sound works and also how water affects sound it would be less louder from a distance

but still loud

they say specialized ribs and muscles allow the fish to not instantly die when it makes the sound, but I haven’t found much detailed explanation on how exactly they help the fish not shock itself to death with the sound

pistol shrimps have these funny organs called orbital hoods that serve as helmets to protect themselves from their own shockwaves made when they snap their claws, preventing brain damage. but I don’t see any possible organs in this fish that could shield itself from its own noise.

maybe it’s unnecessary because the pistol shrimp’s noise is much louder than D. cerebrum’s, at 210 dB but I still think 140 dB is still dangerous enough for a fish smaller than a penny (also this fish is smaller than most pistol shrimps)

yeah

dogfishmonger:

dogfishmonger:

do not forget about reservations.

do not forget about the people on reservations.

when you are making and reading posts about dire predictions for quality of life, do not forget about reservations.

we already have issues accessing clean water. we already experience devastation from climate change. we are already going missing for our race. we are already being murdered for our culture.

it will only get worse.


it’s possible to live through. every single person indigenous to north america has a chance to live through this. i’m not trying to fear monger; i’m trying to remind you.

please do not forget about us when you assure people that “everything will be okay; people are living under far worse circumstances in other countries”.

people are living under far worse circumstances here. and it can get worse. and it will get worse. and we need you to remember that we’re here when it happens.

not as punchy, but adding onto this:


What are Indigenous issues that I and the Natives I know are worried about?

- Pipelines affecting water

- Pipelines destroying protected land/land under treaty

- Pipelines are already factually epicenters of the MMIW+ crisis

- Substance abuse and suicide rates

- Directly related to the above, IHS funding

- Tariffs affecting gaming revenue, which is often used significantly in our communities’ funding

- Not a huge systemic issue, but a bummer: no more Native secretary of the interior

- ICWA. holy fuck. ICWA.

- The DoE only being allowed to teach sanitized genocide-denial schlock.

pigeontakeover:

onemillionwordsofcrap:


Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

Please for the love of god. You should be able to change controls WITHOUT TAKING YOUR EYES OF THE ROAD. There is no reason to have to look at a SCREEEN while DRIVING

morbidlyqueerious:

morbidlyqueerious:

morbidlyqueerious:

morbidlyqueerious:

morbidlyqueerious:

morbidlyqueerious:

morbidlyqueerious:

In 9 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 8 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 7 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 6 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 5 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 4 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 3 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

mousegirlheart:

the hamster staring at my ring camera, waiting for me to open the door so he can chew my tail off

ithemissawesome:

its ok father you can breathe

octopodian:

art and mb watching some media together

[ID: murderbot sitting in a dark room watching media on a blue holographic screen. murderbot is wearing its armor, white pieces on a dark gray bodysuit, with its visor down and opaqued. it appears to be in a part of ARTs ship that functions as a library, with bookshelves visible through the dark in the background. the media theyre watching seems to be about a human proposing to a SecUnit. murderbot seems bored, and to the left there are blank speech bubbles to indicate the two of them talking about it as they watch. END ID]

hollowedskin:

cannibalchicken:

He’s a scarlet ibis! THATS HIS JOB!!