I was offered sex today by a 26 year old man. in exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my tumblr. of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now avaliable scented with lemon or vanilla.
Ah, but yes you can! Ordinary Sausage on youtube has spent years providing content for anyone who’d like to see just what would happen if you made a sausage out of whatever you can think of:
Recently Mr. Sausage has also been putting more time into his non-sausage videos, including stuff like Chicken Boiled in Nuclear Green Kool-Aid and Carbonated Eggs. Check it all out if you aren’t prone to being easily grossed out.
“you’re the writer, you control how the story goes” no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said “WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE” and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.
I enjoy the Two Cakes Philosophy and I believe it deserves its place enshrined in fandom culture.
Forgive me for the extended metaphor but I also want to simultaneously celebrate what I’m calling Bakery Display Case Philosophy. You know when you walk into a bakery and the display case is full of beautiful treats? And there’s a variety of different colors, textures, and flavors to discover? And that’s so deeply exciting?
You might say to yourself, “No one is going to want to read this pairing. No one is going to want to want a character study of that character. No one wants genfic in this fandom, only shipfic.”
And you might use that to discourage yourself from writing a certain fic.
Fandoms, like bakeries, need cakes and cookies and éclairs and cream puffs and shortbread and brownies and pies and tarts and petit fours and turnovers and cinnamon rolls and madeleines and meringues—and so many other things—to survive.
Write your dark chocolate pistachio croissant fic. Your fandom needs it actually.
To the people in the OTW Tumblr Inbox asking about how the OTW is responding to the American Election.
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the :) AO3 gives you after telling you you’ve already left kudos on a particular fic is my archenemy because what do you mean :) ? what do you mean I’ve already left kudos here? have you read my favorite author’s work? look me in the eyes and tell me one kudos is enough. I’d give them a thousand kudos and my kidney plus my firstborn. what do you mean I can only give them one kudos??????
I am so emotionally feeling this post. I should be able to give EVERY CHAPTER kudos. I should be able to give kudos when I return to a work for the first time in longer than a week. I should be able to give kudos for any time a fic makes me cry, or laugh, or feel the big feels.
Be prepared for the all federal government services to become more dysfunctional and expensive than you could possibly imagine. Need to apply for a passport? Go through customs? TSA Precheck? Court cases? LOL hope you’re prepared to wait and/or pay a small fortune.
Loved the how well it worked letting Boeing police it’s own quality inspection? LOL enjoy more plans falling out of the sky.
Food safey inspections? Drug approvals? Patents? Processing your tax return? LOL. Enjoy all the food poisoning and the IRS taking longer than ever to send back your money.
To the people in the OTW Tumblr Inbox asking about how the OTW is responding to the American Election.
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“The Onion’s bid was backed by the families of eight victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting and one first responder. It also will have an exclusive advertising deal with the gun control group Everytown for Gun Safety.”
“The Onion is proud to acquire Infowars, and we look forward to continuing its storied tradition of scaring the site’s users with lies until they fork over their cold, hard cash,” said The Onion CEO Ben Collins. “Or Bitcoin. We will also accept Bitcoin.” (CNN)
“The Onion’s bid was backed by the families of eight victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting and one first responder. It also will have an exclusive advertising deal with the gun control group Everytown for Gun Safety.”
see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog “my dog” when it’s technically “the family dog”…….well first of all i still call my brother “my brother” and not “the family boy”. although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i’m still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell
i log onto tumblr dot com and get a first glimpse of the pleading wet eyes of the lil supernatural guy professing his love for the upteenth time and know something has happened
I’ve always disliked mr beast just based on his content mill vaguely exploitative vibes so it’s been kind of wild learning he also does legitimate crimes and workplace violations. it’s like disliking an acquaintance because they’re kinda annoying and then finding out they kill people too like damn dude you didn’t have to do all that i already hated your ass.
The fall of all great empires begins with a single chip in the facade that slowly but surely spreads revealing more and more of the problems that the empire managed to previously sweep under the rug
I think that this exact effect is what’s happening to Mr Beast, a few allegations and pieces of evidence slowly but surely snowballing into ever larger exposés as various efforts to actually investigate him and his victims are emboldened by the mounting evidence of other problematic behaviour
For example, at first the things we knew he faked were on the smaller side
Now it seems like he faked far more than the first investigations uncovered but those second investigations only happened because he was already under scrutiny
“is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺” i’ll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i’ll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other
I’m convinced Mythbusters needs a reboot. Misinformation or mythinformation if you will, is at an all time high. We NEED the show that promotes critical thinking to come back. It doesn’t need the same cast, in fact I think it would be better with some fresh faces. Imagine all the good it would do if you could just show your crazy uncle the Mythbusters reboot episode that debunks his anti-vaxx conspiracy in an easily digestible and entertaining format.
I initially read “Mythbusters needs a robot” and thought “seems reasonable let’s see where theyre going with this”
Asserting that the pair had not been close “for decades” prior to the financier’s death, Donald Trump admitted Friday that his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein was severed after a dispute over dibs on the former president’s daughter Ivanka Trump. “We had a very good time for many years, but it was unfortunately Ivanka who drove a wedge between us,” said the Republican presidential nominee, who explained that his friendship with the convicted sex trafficker “fell to pieces” after the two men failed to strike an agreement over who would get to pursue Trump’s eldest daughter.
Asserting that the pair had not been close “for decades” prior to the financier’s death, Donald Trump admitted Friday that his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein was severed after a dispute over dibs on the former president’s daughter Ivanka Trump. “We had a very good time for many years, but it was unfortunately Ivanka who drove a wedge between us,” said the Republican presidential nominee, who explained that his friendship with the convicted sex trafficker “fell to pieces” after the two men failed to strike an agreement over who would get to pursue Trump’s eldest daughter.
Asserting that the pair had not been close “for decades” prior to the financier’s death, Donald Trump admitted Friday that his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein was severed after a dispute over dibs on the former president’s daughter Ivanka Trump. “We had a very good time for many years, but it was unfortunately Ivanka who drove a wedge between us,” said the Republican presidential nominee, who explained that his friendship with the convicted sex trafficker “fell to pieces” after the two men failed to strike an agreement over who would get to pursue Trump’s eldest daughter.
