November 2024

derinthescarletpescatarian:

fishonthetree:

I know this happens and it looks suspicious but


this image? we have every reason to think it is a cucumber, like it was made in clay models in burials period, it’s painted green, it’s on the small side of things (9.6 cm or 3 ¾ inch)

oh right and it was placed on a model offering table with small model bread and drinking cup

sometimes a cucumber really is a cucumber.

notajerusalemcricket:

sleepyseaslug:

big ant

theconcealedweapon:

planeoftheeclectic:

llleighsmith:

‼️ my recreation textbook said prison abolition now!

[Image id: Figure from Power, Promise, Potential, and Possibilities of Parks, Recreation, and Leisure.

What Recreators Can Do

It costs approximately $30,000 to incarcerate a juvenile offender for one year. If that money were available to Parks and Recreation, we could do the following:

Reprinted, by permission, from E. O’Sullivan, 1999, Setting a course for change (National Recreation and Park Association).

End ID]

scramratz:

uredrunk:

thememedaddy:

meatmanuel:

toskarin:

drinking water and the thought “I need this stuff like water” sprung to mind. not good.

goldensunset:

you! tumblr user!

loth-caatgirl:

beardedmrbean:

mrcloudyfun:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

Where is her award? She stayed in character for that whole thing!

She slipped a tiny bit near the end, but if you didn’t know what was going on you wouldn’t have caught it.

10/10 high quality spousal shenanigans

she straight up villain laughed!

loth-caatgirl:

beardedmrbean:

mrcloudyfun:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

Where is her award? She stayed in character for that whole thing!

She slipped a tiny bit near the end, but if you didn’t know what was going on you wouldn’t have caught it.

10/10 high quality spousal shenanigans

she straight up villain laughed!

girlnephew:

This is why password managers exist! I only have to remember two passwords or so despite having hundreds of accounts!

nightmaretherabbitsideblog1:

William holding a Flemish Giant! (Gift for @springonmytraptillicomeback !)

rosenundraben:

painkillerscoffeeandcathair:

bundibird:

queerautism:

Puritanism is getting worse around the globe and conservatives and fascists will absolutely be first going harder against porn, then use that against queer people. You HAVE to realise this and oppose anti porn measures and laws, be in solidarity with sex workers, and listen to them when they call this shit out. It’s going to be vitally important.

Reminder that keeping porn legal means that pornstars have legal protections that they will lose if porn is made illegal. Reminder that keeping porn legal means there are legal standards that can be put in place and enforced which results in better safety for all who are involved in porn’s creation.

Reminder that porn will never stop being a thing. It just won’t. If it’s made illegal, then it will continue to be created and distributed - its just that it will now be done under the table, and with no safety regulations or protections for anyone.

Yes, the hard-right’s ultimate plan is to use porn as a gateway from which to attack queer people, but even if that wasn’t their plan, you should want to protect the legality of porn anyway.

Keeping porn legal means that the chances of sexual assault on those who work in the industry are reduced, and means that victims of assault are able to pursue legal action against their attackers. Keeping porn legal means that human trafficking is decreased, and it gives victims of human trafficking a legally supported escape route that would be lost if porn were made illegal.

Keeping porn legal means that anyone who is involved in making it - regardless of whether theyre making it simply because they want to, or because they’re financially desperate – is granted a measure of protection that they otherwise would not be. People love to raise the “but porn is made by desperate people who sell their body to survive,” but a) some people make porn because they like it, and b) someone who is desperate enough to sell their body will do so regardless of whether it’s legal or not. But when it’s legal, that desperate person has far more protections and is less likely to be taken advantage of than when it’s illegal.

Keeping porn legal protects people. Making it illegal will harm people. It’s that simple.

“But it’s demeaning!”

That’s a you problem. No, really - it’s your opinion is that sex work is demeaning, but I’ve had some really demeaning jobs that were legal and “proper”. Just because a job involves sex doesn’t mean it has less value than being a salesperson, or an accountant.

To quote the great John Waters.

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

The best thing about being awesome is when you do good and you feel swell

*remembers I’m on tumblr* I mean. I’m reheating some kill myself for dinner does anyone want some

sharkjumpers:

compilation

facelessoldgargoyle:

matkatkitkat:

i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.

and looked it up…

i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.

you’re playing the game better than anyone else has ever played it

meloneta:

jam-does-audio:

autistic-af:

nekogirltwink:

the-lumpfish-king:

kira-serialfaggot:

status-quo-hater:

This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice

Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10

[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]

It’s happening the morphing into Ohio

Girls. That’s the original image. We’ve come full circle. It’s always just been the state of Ohio

bettinalevyisdetermined:

handsome-anne:

adhesivesandscrap:

soaringsearingphoenix:

soaringsearingphoenix:

sufficientlylargen:

soaringsearingphoenix:

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

I want to stuff a pumpkin full of raw meat and roll it around my enclosure, but I also know that I’ll have to be the one to clean up afterwards :-(

Take steps to minimize the mess! Put a cheap, disposable plastic tarp down in the area you’ll be rolling it around. And.. Maybe recognize your species-specific needs and cook the meat first

Actually, if we’re going for species-specific enrichment, a pumpkin may not be the best solution. We’re not built for pouncing on prey or batting it around. We’re distinguished by our persistence hunting and tool use

What you should do is put a pack of jerky on top of a roomba, go in another room and count to ten like you’re playing hide and seek - or use this time to find a tool to use - and when you come back, try to catch it by setting a trap or by pinning it down with a stick

When you want a greater challenge, have a friend drive an RC car full of jerky around the park, and chase it until it runs out of battery

Aliens trying to cure the Clinical Depression of Humans aboard their ships by theorising Earth-Specific enrichment activites…

I feel like it might work tho

angy-brows:

“A Quiet Grave” - WIP pages 1 to 4

Decided I wanted to share the progress I made with A Quiet Grave to show y'all what I have done so far.

I haven’t drawn anthro hares/rabbits before, but I think I’m doing pretty okay drawing Fear. If anyone has any suggestions/references, I wouldn’t mind!

Dialog + background is subject to change, but I think I’m doing good so far.

catcrumb:

(gaza soup kitchen - can you match $5?)

b0tster:

b0tster:

fym doing a proper skin care routine results in better skin 🤯🤯🤯

i mean uh fur cuz im a bnuy :)

wiisagi-maiingan:

wiisagi-maiingan:

wiisagi-maiingan:

wiisagi-maiingan:

Why do so many people make tiktoks while they’re clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you’re gonna kill someone.

I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people’s bad habits while driving and they weren’t bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.

“Haha I never use my turn signals” you are going to kill someone.

“I don’t do full stops at stop signs lol” you are going to kill someone.

“Sometimes I text while I’m driving 🤭” YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.

Also people who speed up or suddenly stop or swerve a lot to freak out someone in the car for fun: it stops being funny when you get into a car accident because of it. Just so you know.

pinene:

segamascot:

sciencefictionandfantasy:

what are ur actual bookshelf red flags. please do not say american psycho 

funko pop

Poor guy couldn’t even think of a book

What

what do you mean American Psycho, that is a parody of the boring, conformist and most importantly consumerist lifestyle of white “successful” men at the time, isn’t it? How is that a red flag?

theonion:

Stalled in a panic after his planned rampage hit an unexpected snag, area office shooter Zachary Carter was reportedly too grossed out Friday to kick down the door of his workplace’s lactation room. “Oh God, yuck—I feel like I can smell the lactation. I don’t know if I can do this,” said the pale and queasy Carter, his sweaty grip loosening on his firearm as he gagged at the mere thought of a nursing mother using a breast pump inside the very room before him.

Full Story

melzooted:

wip of the besties

virtualgirladvance:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

crasical:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

korrows:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

dexofone:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

okay you know those virtual science labs they made you do in high school?

i bet they’d have mad science versions at evil high school

You know what? I’m going to take a stab at making an evil version.

They’re basically glorified slide shows, so I should be able to do it with my current skill set

excited to see where this goes

I’ll probably use the same style that I used here for it:

IT’S HAPPENING

update: you can fuck up

fun fact: it’s basically feature complete at the moment. I just need to make all the art for it

last sneak peek I swear

about 36% done with the art and animations 🙏

My first pass on the graphics is nearly done!

I still want to add some flashy effects, as well as program in some additional text to give more context and information to make it more educational 😈

I might also spend some time doing a second pass on the graphics to re-structure some scenes and add in more hand-pixeled details, but we’ll see how exhausted I am by the time I finish the first pass

The game is now in a presentable state— I just have to wait for PayPal to finish up with its bullshit so you guys can give me tips if you’d like, and so I can offer bonus content

LET’S FUCKING GOOOO

(game is free, but you’re welcome to donate! I also have some bonus content if you do)

Would you mind if i streamed this on twitch? Im fascinated by the premise

Please do! Just give me a link to it so I can see

This is fascinating but going back to the original question:

“okay you know those virtual science labs they made you do in high school?”

…No? I don’t? What’s going on down there are you doing all science on the computer now instead of in the lab?

…doing labs that you wouldn’t be able to feasibly do in a 1-hour block in a high school

like giving illicit drugs to mice or spending weeks breeding fruit flies or traveling to Africa to count lion populations or performing surgeries on human cardiac patients

we still did the potassium in the Bunsen burner and the potato batteries and the starfish dissections

tumbwr:

tumbwr:

he sure customized the delivery experience

the-pink-hacker:

typhlonectes:

Simply put: school fucking kills children with stress

arizona-official:

humanjoy:

pottercastleminds:

instructor144:

darkangelfoundmyway-069:

gasdiver2:

feanor-the-dragon:

hurtlittleboy:

bama-5sos:

copperbadge:

drgaellon:

racethewind10:

rowsdower-saves-us:

your-uncle-dave:

tinyfloatingwhales:

kikithegirl:

uriesays:

clatterbane:

haydengise:

ultrafacts:

groovypirate:

bee-the-gatekeeper:

chauvinistsushi:

bebinn:

hellkatsally:

ultrafacts:

Source 

These dudes are fucking legit.  They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back.  And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”

The source is long, but so, so good. These men and women are available in 36 states, 24 hours a day to stand guard at home, in court, at school, even if the child has a nightmare. Many of them are survivors of childhood abuse as well, and know what it’s like to feel scared and alone.

In court that day, the judge asked the boy, “Are you afraid?” No, the boy said.

Pipes says the judge seemed surprised, and asked, “Why not?”

The boy glanced at Pipes and the other bikers sitting in the front row, two more standing on each side of the courtroom door, and told the judge, “Because my friends are scarier than he is.”

Actual tears.. hnngh

Show me more of people like this, world. I give up on humans too easily.

where do i sign up for this,i want to be in this gang

This is fucking amazing. It may be out of character for me to say this but rock on

Bikers Against Child Abuse was founded in 1995 by a Native American child psychologist whose ride name is Chief, when he came across a young boy who had been subjected to extreme abuse and was too afraid to leave his house. He called the boy to reach out to him, but the only thing that seemed to interest the child was Chief’s bike. Soon, some 20 bikers went to the boy’s neighborhood and were able to draw him out of his house for the first time in weeks.

Chief’s thesis was that a child who has been abused by an adult can benefit psychologically from the presence of even more intimidating adults that they know are on their side. “When we tell a child they don’t have to be afraid, they believe us,” Arizona biker Pipes told azcentral.com. “When we tell them we will be there for them, they believe us.”
( Article)

More about BACA, from their site

My parents are a part of this organization and they are metal af


They go on runs to protect the child if they feel even the slightest threatened no matter where. If the child needs them to go on vacation with them, they do. Bikers come from across the nation to watch over and take shifts for these kids. And the best part is once you’re adopted into this family as a BACA kid, you’re always one. Even when you’re 40 and the perp gets released from jail, they’ll come meet with you and find your best options for avoiding the person and maintaining the life you’ve built for yourself. Once a BACA child, always a BACA child. In Florida, there’s 100% rate for identifying the perp based on the child’s testimony. Why? Because BACA stands with the child and supports the child so they feel comfortable enough to point out their attacker.


What’s better than a badass biker gang being on your side???

NATIVE AMERICAN CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST WHO IS A BIKER AND NAMED HIMSELF CHIEF HELL YES I’M HERE FOR THAT AND BIKERS BEING BAD ASS TO PROTECT KIDS. HELL YEAH.

it’s back! I will always reblog BACA

Damn good people.

I know they wouldn’t consider themselves such, but these people are freaking heroes and the world is a better place because of them. 

Hey folks, it talks about this in the article but its not mentioned in this post, BACA is a 501 © (3) charity that depends in part on donations to help pay for stuff like gas for their bikes. If you want to help, consider donating. 

@copperbadge You like posting about heroes, Sam. Seems like this would be up your alley.

I love these folks! I’ve reblogged them before but it’s wonderful to see the donation information has been added. 

Always reblog. Keep doing what you’re doing y'all.

Guys? This post changed my life. I saw this post. Forever ago. And thought it was only in america… and wished desperately that they could help me. But then I saw it again, during a bad episode, and checked their site. They aren’t just in the USA

They’re in Canada as well and probably other countries. I met and talked with a native guy who runs the place near me. His name is Shaman. I got in, and I’m considered a BACA child now. Despite being 17, turning 18 when I talked to them. They spent time with me when my abuser was over, they gave me therapy resources. They give you something called a ‘level 1′ where they go to your house with as many bikers as they can, i shit you not a solid 20-40 bikers came from even out of province, and met me. I got to choose my biker name and I got a vest with patches on it and my name on it. They all hugged a Teddybear before giving it to me, and told me if I ever felt the BACA bear was running out of love, to give them a call and they’d refill it for me, and then I got a ride on one of their bikes. Just a day or so ago I went to an annual party with them and they we ate food one of them cooked and had a lot of laughs. 

I’ve never felt as loved as I did being a part of the BACA family. They also gave me dog tags with the names, and phone numbers of my 2 workers.  So I can call them whenever I feel scared. 

BACA is an absolutely wonderful group that will do everything in it’s power to help any child whos been abused. 

And it doesn’t end when you’re 18 either. As long as you get in contact/get your level 1 before you’re 18? you’re ALWAYS a BACA kid. I’m 18 now and they still invite me to parties, ask me if I’m okay, and are there for me. They’re still trying to find me resources for therapy. 

BACA has changed my fucking life. 

I hope you all can read this, and reblog it knowing from someone who fucking been with them, that they are absolutely amazing. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, it’s because I am physically being restrained against my will.

Supporting your local hero’s.

FUCKEN AMAZING what these Bikers do!!!! This is why I don’t give up on humanity…

💞🖤💞 Carpe Diem 💞🖤💞

Links the International BACA Chapters:

United States

Canada

Australia

Belgium

Denmark

Germany

Spain

France

Italy

Netherlands

Iceland

Austria

Greece

New Zealand

Portugal

Sweden

United Kingdom

Switzerland

B.A.C.A’s Byline: “Keepers of the Children.”

B.A.C.A.’s Motto: “No child deserves to live in fear.”

Not all heroes wear capes, some wear biker vests.

Had seen this before, but never realised that this is on an international level - there’s even a contact address close to where I live (in Germany), very cool (though hoping the only use I’ll ever have to make of it is for donations) ❤

FUCK YEAH AZ, WE DID GOOD FOLKS

arizona-official:

humanjoy:

pottercastleminds:

instructor144:

darkangelfoundmyway-069:

gasdiver2:

feanor-the-dragon:

hurtlittleboy:

bama-5sos:

copperbadge:

drgaellon:

racethewind10:

rowsdower-saves-us:

your-uncle-dave:

tinyfloatingwhales:

kikithegirl:

uriesays:

clatterbane:

haydengise:

ultrafacts:

groovypirate:

bee-the-gatekeeper:

chauvinistsushi:

bebinn:

hellkatsally:

ultrafacts:

Source 

These dudes are fucking legit.  They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back.  And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”

The source is long, but so, so good. These men and women are available in 36 states, 24 hours a day to stand guard at home, in court, at school, even if the child has a nightmare. Many of them are survivors of childhood abuse as well, and know what it’s like to feel scared and alone.

In court that day, the judge asked the boy, “Are you afraid?” No, the boy said.

Pipes says the judge seemed surprised, and asked, “Why not?”

The boy glanced at Pipes and the other bikers sitting in the front row, two more standing on each side of the courtroom door, and told the judge, “Because my friends are scarier than he is.”

Actual tears.. hnngh

Show me more of people like this, world. I give up on humans too easily.

where do i sign up for this,i want to be in this gang

This is fucking amazing. It may be out of character for me to say this but rock on

Bikers Against Child Abuse was founded in 1995 by a Native American child psychologist whose ride name is Chief, when he came across a young boy who had been subjected to extreme abuse and was too afraid to leave his house. He called the boy to reach out to him, but the only thing that seemed to interest the child was Chief’s bike. Soon, some 20 bikers went to the boy’s neighborhood and were able to draw him out of his house for the first time in weeks.

Chief’s thesis was that a child who has been abused by an adult can benefit psychologically from the presence of even more intimidating adults that they know are on their side. “When we tell a child they don’t have to be afraid, they believe us,” Arizona biker Pipes told azcentral.com. “When we tell them we will be there for them, they believe us.”
( Article)

More about BACA, from their site

My parents are a part of this organization and they are metal af


They go on runs to protect the child if they feel even the slightest threatened no matter where. If the child needs them to go on vacation with them, they do. Bikers come from across the nation to watch over and take shifts for these kids. And the best part is once you’re adopted into this family as a BACA kid, you’re always one. Even when you’re 40 and the perp gets released from jail, they’ll come meet with you and find your best options for avoiding the person and maintaining the life you’ve built for yourself. Once a BACA child, always a BACA child. In Florida, there’s 100% rate for identifying the perp based on the child’s testimony. Why? Because BACA stands with the child and supports the child so they feel comfortable enough to point out their attacker.


What’s better than a badass biker gang being on your side???

NATIVE AMERICAN CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST WHO IS A BIKER AND NAMED HIMSELF CHIEF HELL YES I’M HERE FOR THAT AND BIKERS BEING BAD ASS TO PROTECT KIDS. HELL YEAH.

it’s back! I will always reblog BACA

Damn good people.

I know they wouldn’t consider themselves such, but these people are freaking heroes and the world is a better place because of them. 

Hey folks, it talks about this in the article but its not mentioned in this post, BACA is a 501 © (3) charity that depends in part on donations to help pay for stuff like gas for their bikes. If you want to help, consider donating. 

@copperbadge You like posting about heroes, Sam. Seems like this would be up your alley.

I love these folks! I’ve reblogged them before but it’s wonderful to see the donation information has been added. 

Always reblog. Keep doing what you’re doing y'all.

Guys? This post changed my life. I saw this post. Forever ago. And thought it was only in america… and wished desperately that they could help me. But then I saw it again, during a bad episode, and checked their site. They aren’t just in the USA

They’re in Canada as well and probably other countries. I met and talked with a native guy who runs the place near me. His name is Shaman. I got in, and I’m considered a BACA child now. Despite being 17, turning 18 when I talked to them. They spent time with me when my abuser was over, they gave me therapy resources. They give you something called a ‘level 1′ where they go to your house with as many bikers as they can, i shit you not a solid 20-40 bikers came from even out of province, and met me. I got to choose my biker name and I got a vest with patches on it and my name on it. They all hugged a Teddybear before giving it to me, and told me if I ever felt the BACA bear was running out of love, to give them a call and they’d refill it for me, and then I got a ride on one of their bikes. Just a day or so ago I went to an annual party with them and they we ate food one of them cooked and had a lot of laughs. 

I’ve never felt as loved as I did being a part of the BACA family. They also gave me dog tags with the names, and phone numbers of my 2 workers.  So I can call them whenever I feel scared. 

BACA is an absolutely wonderful group that will do everything in it’s power to help any child whos been abused. 

And it doesn’t end when you’re 18 either. As long as you get in contact/get your level 1 before you’re 18? you’re ALWAYS a BACA kid. I’m 18 now and they still invite me to parties, ask me if I’m okay, and are there for me. They’re still trying to find me resources for therapy. 

BACA has changed my fucking life. 

I hope you all can read this, and reblog it knowing from someone who fucking been with them, that they are absolutely amazing. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, it’s because I am physically being restrained against my will.

Supporting your local hero’s.

FUCKEN AMAZING what these Bikers do!!!! This is why I don’t give up on humanity…

💞🖤💞 Carpe Diem 💞🖤💞

Links the International BACA Chapters:

United States

Canada

Australia

Belgium

Denmark

Germany

Spain

France

Italy

Netherlands

Iceland

Austria

Greece

New Zealand

Portugal

Sweden

United Kingdom

Switzerland

B.A.C.A’s Byline: “Keepers of the Children.”

B.A.C.A.’s Motto: “No child deserves to live in fear.”

Not all heroes wear capes, some wear biker vests.

Had seen this before, but never realised that this is on an international level - there’s even a contact address close to where I live (in Germany), very cool (though hoping the only use I’ll ever have to make of it is for donations) ❤

FUCK YEAH AZ, WE DID GOOD FOLKS

teathattast:

mikubinderthomasjefferson:

jd-starz:

I think I won tumblr

mikubinderthomasjefferson:

a-dotrivenitupontop:

thepoolisdead:

Trump x Biden fanfic- part 1

Remember, when life gets you down, write old man yaoi.

Joe couldn’t help but feel insecure every time Donald interacted with Kim. He knew they used to date, and he knew about the love letters they wrote. He felt insecure next to North Korea’s short king himself. And the skibidi Biden rumors weren’t helping his case. “Everything alright, Joe-san?” Joe turned around to stare into Trump’s large, blue, neurodivergent orbs. “Y-yes, Donald-Chan.” He sheepishly replied. “Hey, Joe, look at me.” Trump grabbed his chin and tilted his head up towards him. “No one can replace you.” 

“O-o-oh!” Joe stuttered. (He seemed to do that a lot these days.) “You… knew what I was thinking about?” “Of course, Joe. I can read you like the Declaration of Independence. I know you’ve been jealous of Kim for years.” Donald gazed at him, pensively, and sympathetically. “Well, it’s just, all these other men! Like Vladimir, and Elon…” “They mean nothing to me.” Donald told him. “Just past flings. They were temporary. You… are forever.” Joe softened under Donald’s loving gaze, relieved at last.


LIKE & REBLOG FOR PART 2 ❤️

@mikubinderthomasjefferson

Wonderful 10/10

miku binder jefferson

mikubinderthomasjefferson:

your-fav-got-an-abortion:

MIKU BINDER THOMAS JEFFERSON got an abortion!

It’s true

definite-human:

grecoromanyaoi:

grecoromanyaoi:

grecoromanyaoi:

i know my mutuals so whenever i see a horny post im like. *sigh* which republican senator is this about this time

ROME. SENATOR OF ROME. ROMAN SENATOR OF THE ROMAN REPUBLIC. ROME

I realize now that to most ppl outside my specific circle of classics fandom this is not in fact any less weird

Not less weird but significantly less worrying

kira-serialfaggot:

mapsontheweb:

Name for the bird Hoopoe in European languages

by Ave-Nar/reddit

labdynastes:

“OK” SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

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catchymemes:

@bunnysmoothie pls post the screenshots.. u know the ones

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ajloun:

ok last thing. but what people fundamentally need to get through their heads is the significance of gaza fundraisers not being the same as like mutual aid when you’re helping someone get groceries, because it is a genocide. there is insane deliberate scarcity and prices are unmanageable, because there is nowhere nearly enough for everyone, so only people who can pay can eat. and what positioning individual fundraisers as the only course of action does is quite simply give a tiny percentage of random people whose fundraisers take off the ability to pay those prices while thousands of others can’t. and every one of those thousands of people without a fundraiser is suffering through the same inconceivably horrific reality. it is giving a few completely desperate people out of hundreds of thousands a slightly more favorable position in a horrific war economy of imposed scarcity. and what grassroots community kitchens do is try to mitigate in some small way that inconceivable hierarchy of who can pay and who can’t, by stretching ingredients as far as they can last to cook meals at large scale and give them out at no cost. and obviously people are still going to send money to their friends and families because this is hell what else are we supposed to do but please just think about that before promoting endless individual fundraisers as somehow the most ethical way to help

Operation Olive Branch has a spreadsheet dedicated to mutual aid, local distro, community kitchens, etc. in Gaza.

This is a good place to start if seeking to donate to a community resilience action. Just contact the group(s) directly to make sure they are still active. Life in Gaza and Palestine is full of uncertainty.

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strawberry-crocodile:

got someone in my ask box trying to get me to say porn is evil anyway as a trans woman sitcoms have done a hundred times more damage than porn ever will

kabaks:

sexy character concept to me: liars who lie & perform and when they are told to stop performing they start lying in a different way and you try to get to the bottom of the layers upon layers of half-truths to find The Truth and when you think you’ve finally gotten to it it’s a blank piece of paper that says 404 not found

beemovieerotica:

learning that the ainu and the inuit, separated by thousands of miles, independently developed forms of throat singing between women where they would sing into each other’s mouths, with the receiver modulating the sound & airflow in response with her own airway. a form of song that can only be done with two people. song not as something that is passively enjoyed by everyone except the singer, but transformed and amplified and softened by a partner. I’m feeling a lot right now

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DID HE DRAW SHOES TO COVER HIS FEET