November 2024

daftpatience:

also i have talked about this a lot irl but GUYS IM SO HAPPY WITH MY BODY IM SO SO SO HAPPY everyday i see myself in the mirror i smile so big. i look so cute in all my clothes. ive started wearing things i didnt even know i was avoiding (like gay little dangly earrings) MY POSTURE IS FIXED. MY BACK/HIP PAIN IS ALMOST ALL GONE. AUUUHA

buglvr24:

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

“Am I evil for resenting well-meaning displays of affection?” No. That’s Sasuke. Be safe out there

virtualgirladv:

fluffiest-fox-kira:

freegameplanet:

It Is As If You Were Making Love is a bizarre little game in which you move your computer’s slider to bring it to climax (after all those visits to PronHub it’s probably the least you can do for your computer!)

Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Browser)

@virtualgirlafterdark

woah hey we’re allowed porn on here again??

terminallyonlinecat-deactivated:

truestoriesaboutme:

aflo:

guerrillatech:

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

manjaro-official:

forest-sapphic:

weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a .zip file

you will be a tarball

hyperoperationfractallisation:

rat-detector:

pangeasoftware:

viralfrog:

Wrong image

Task failed

foone:

foxgirltail:

Can motherboard designers like, all get together and decide on a single key to enter bios. Please?

Yes. Please.

I once designed a keyboard that automatically spammed ESC/DEL/F1/F10/F12 from the instant it powered on because it was the only way to get into the fucking bios

5nakeb4it:

birdandmoon:

Birders: do you ever wonder if this happens?

Original on my site | Patreon

THEY DO!!! I’VE SEEN IT!!! Those motherfuckers run across those trees head down with no spacial awareness and get so startled and bewildered when they bump into eachother. It’s hilarious

shepscapades:

I wish you coulda seen the look on my face when I glanced at Bdubs’ comment section for his wild life ep2

the-pink-hacker:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

Concept I’ve been stewing on for a while here. I’ve got a name for it now and I’m calling it the Shot Dog Factor. It’s a numerical value, assignable to any internet post, which represents the average number of engagements it needs to reach before someone comes along acting like this post shot their dog.

And for the sake of High Number = More Danger, which feels like the intuitive and sensible read, let’s call it the inverse. As in the chance that any given interaction results in a Shot Dog response.

“Hee hee haa haa” type of silly shitpost? Low Shot Dog Factor. Largely safe. A genuine political opinion? Critically high Shot Dog Factor. Guaranteed to elicit such a response if it breaks containment.

As a result of this phenomenon, you see phrasings and circumventions added specifically to lower the Shot Dog factor. Every “now I know this doesn’t apply to EVERYONE’S specific situation, but I just think–” about something where the non-specificity was obvious, but OP needed to add that disclaimer to avoid the Shot Dog from someone who thinks it needs to apply to them.

And another–perhaps the most–critical thing to understand about the Shot Dog factor is that 0 is not a valid value. There’s a discontinuation at 0. And as such, the Shot Dog limit, as engagement goes to infinity is, in fact, 100%. Any and every post you have ever made, given enough containment breaching, WILL piss someone off in wild ways. You can lower the Shot Dog factor but it is never 0. Sometimes when a post of yours escapes containment, you must simply sit back and accept this reality.

#op the fact that you called it this. has skyrocketed the shot dog factor for this one astronomically. im so sorry (via @mecharose)

Thank you yeah no that was part of the vision

a discord post from phantomrose96 that reads "I didn't have a name for it but Shot Dog Factor is resonating with me.
especially because that name increases its Shot Dog Factor, due to the people who might get really mad at joking about shooting dogs "ALT

I read it as snoop dog and was very confused

gorillawithautism:

this is what happiness looks like

trifecta-guy:

nicolethered:

symbiotic-slime:

libraford:

libraford:

The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you’re cis.

Eat them.

“OH those body builder women with pancake breasts arent-” eat them.

“This woman has a beard, thats not-” eat them.

“That man has a baby face, that’s not” - eat them with barbecue sauce.

Eat them. You will never be gender enough for their definition of gender. Eat them.

“Eddie, we have to go to Texas. We have to eat the TERF’s. We have to Eddie, we’re heroes Eddie”

fullcravings:

Easy Chocolate Oatmeal Bites

byjove:

I saw a 1837 obituary say that a woman left behind “two interesting children” am wondering if that was an insult to her kids or they were genuinely cool

stackslip:

mightyhydrator:

stackslip:

the thing i really do not get from these american GO VOTE liberals is that they’re spending so much more time scolding potential non voters than saying or doing anything about trump and his supporters who’ve invested public voting offices and pledged to steal the vote no matter what. like. shouldnt that be your worry/priority. that even if kamala is elected these guys have spent the last four years passing laws to make sure trump wins it no matter what. if it goes to the supreme court and they hand over the vote to him, are you just gonna…. go vote harder? do you really believe that the guy you scream is a fascist (which he is tbc, openly so) is just gonna roll over and shake his fist and accept the results. you spend more time screaming at communists and muslim americans for supposedly being defeatist and calling kamala a genocidal monster (which she is, openly so) than you’ve spent building any kind of safeguard or support network against trump and his buddies claiming the election no matter the real results. how dumb is that

it’s always been a little weird to me, seeing people in a community i share speak about needing to escape immediately if trump wins, but having no long-term plans for trump losing. even besides the apathy that will very obviously immediately follow the election/inauguration, these people do accept that things get worse under the democrats, and that republicans can still make things worse themselves even if their figurehead isn’t head of state.

and it’s a good point you make, that the trump clique will push even harder for more violence if they lose. it’s such an obvious thing, too, but it’s a complete blindspot for the liberals.

kamala has openly talked about wanting to invite republicans to govern with her! she’s more than amenable to work with these fascists even if she wins and they were to suddenly, inexplicably drop all claims of election stealing and violence! what does that make her then? and even in the face of that you have trump and company whove been openly putting in place election officials who’ll refuse to ratify a democrat win and a supreme court who owe him everything. who keep excitedly talking about the upcoming political violence against their enemies and their open desire for a fascist state. and yet everyone in denial and thinks that kamala can just….. sweep the election somehow, and they won’t do any of it? and that even if they did, this whole circus wouldnt repeat in four years, while palestinians continue being murdered and cubans are starving?

just complete and utter cognitive dissonance while yelling at supposed defeatism or moral purity lol

shepscapades:

Insanely normal Freudian slip

certified-door-posts:

sigmaleph:

purronronner:

transperceneige:

transperceneige:

in much more interesting news, today at work I got to explore an abandoned 500-year-old castle, seized by the state because of the owner’s massive tax evasion

we spent an hour and half going all over the grounds, I’d never felt so #urbex

just want to point out that we found this door at one point

WHY

seeing this door makes me feel like i have never truly contemplated the possibilities of doors as a concept, as though a new understanding of what it means to be a door has been forced upon me

certified door post

steamos-official-hasmoved:

steamos-official-hasmoved:

you :.|:; the game

and don’t bring xkcd into this, because I respectfully disagree

oarfjsh:

theskydoesgreatthingsnow:

tamagotchikgs:

i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur

When an old tv died it was always very understandable. Screen busted. Tubes broke. Animal sick. Smart TVs will have psychosomatic problems that clear within a day. Ur Apple TV gets mental illness.

tech used to die a honourable death of Blow Up The Fuck And Burn The House Down. now its all like waahh wahhhh mommy i camnot update :((

fishandchips321:

ommanyte:

I heard someone swear “you mother fuck!” over the phone the other day, and all I could think of was this

@brianllama

pillowspace:

startagainaprologue:

wuickly yet expertly chews everything but the potato

MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM

raaviel-lives:

such-justice-wow:

dankmemeuniversity:

ao3-shenanigans:

Objectively speaking, the fanfic I’m reading is not good, but my goodness, it’s made my afternoon that much more enjoyable

mimicq:

trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing:

plasticlovefuture:

stormred1236:

kazuhiramlller:

memewhore:

shutyourmoustache:

Since the holiday toy drive post is circulating again, I figured this would also be helpful! Food insecurity is such a massive problem in America, in general, and if you have the means to help feed others, I think you should take that opportunity. Here are some other tips:

1. If you’re planning on donating items from your own pantry, please check the expiration dates on the packaging. Think of your donations as gifts to bestow, not castoffs to be rid of. It’s awful to think of people feeling like they got scraps someone else just didn’t want. Everyone deserves dignity with their meals.

2. If you’d rather give money to a food bank, that’s also great since they buy food in bulk and know what items are most wanted/needed!

3. Not everyone has access to appliances like stoves or microwaves or hot plates so if you can donate items that don’t need to be heated up, that would also be greatly appreciated!

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feldfrog:

“I’m on your 6. He’s just ahead of us at 12 O’Clock. She’s up ahead but at like 11 O’clock. They’re on your 3”

These directions are so intuitive to us because of our universal innate desire to be at the very center of some sort of huge sideways clock

coldswarkids:

coldswarkids:

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

alex51324:

flipocrite:

The Shirley Exception

So I read this article a few days ago, and I have been haunted by it ever since.

This young woman, Nevaeh, had an “oops” pregnancy. As you may have already guessed, she was from a Christian background–her name, “Heaven,” spelled backwards, is popular in Evangelical circles. She, “believed abortion was morally wrong,” and “didn’t care whether the government banned it,” since she wouldn’t have chosen to have one anyway.

Instead, she decided to carry the pregnancy to term and raise the baby, with the support of her mother and her boyfriend, the baby’s father. Her boyfriend, the baby’s father, gave her a diamond promise ring, and she picked out a name–Lillian–and planned a baby shower.

On the day of the baby shower, she felt unwell, then developed a fever and began vomiting. Her mother took to her to the ER, where she was given a prescription for antibiotics and sent home. A few hours later, she felt even worse, and her mother took her to the other hospital in their town, which had an obstetric emergency room. They did some tests, including checking the fetal heart rate, and told her the baby was fine. The gave her IV fluids and antibiotics, recorded her increasing fever, fast pulse, and high fetal heart rate, and sent her home again. She had to be taken out to the car in a wheelchair, because her pain was so bad.

A few hours later, she started bleeding, and they went back to the hospital with the obstetric emergency department. There, a different doctor did an ultrasound and was unable to find a fetal heartbeat.

Under Texas law, a medical practitioner faces up to 99 years in prison for performing any intervention that ends a fetal heartbeat. So, at this point, the doctors were free to treat her like a seriously ill human being, and not an ambulatory vessel for a life more valuable than her own–however, they hadn’t recorded the first ultrasound. To ensure they could demonstrate compliance with the law, the doctor ordered a second one.

Somehow, that ended up taking about an hour and a half, during which time Neveah’s condition got worse. By the time the second ultrasound was done, and the doctor was able to order a D&C to remove the deceased fetus, she was too weak to sign the release forms–her mother had to sign for her.

Before they got her into the operating room, she was dead.

If they were going to make an exception for anybody, they would have made one for her: a pro-life, Christian girl, who responded to her unplanned pregnancy by getting excited about becoming a mom. Who was not just unwell, not just in danger, but actually dying when she was refused care.

The Texas fetal heartbeat law does have an exception when the mother’s life is at immediate risk. However, the Texas Attorney General has made clear–and several Trump-appointed judges have backed him up–to Texas doctors that they will be charged with homicide if he, who has no medical credentials whatsoever, disagrees with their professional judgment that a procedure which ended a fetal heartbeat was necessary to safe the life of the mother. That’s why the doctor needed that second ultrasound.

That’s probably why the other two doctors sent Nevaeh home: they couldn’t be accused of an intervention that ended the fetal heartbeat, if they didn’t intervene.

The leopards that eat people’s faces, like all predators, go for the most vulnerable members of the herd. The guy up front on the podium, getting rich off bloviating about how leopards just have to eat a person’s face from time to time, he’s safe–not because of any loyalty on the part of the leopards, but because others in the group are softer targets.

Like I said, I’d been haunting me.

2014-06-30

cuteyahooanswers:

Help i’m so excited i can’t sleep?

i’m going to the mountains tomorrow and i’m so excited i can’t sleep!

twocubes:

“Ok, ma'am that’ll be 226.03$.”

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There’s a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

mckitterick:

realkremlinhours:

realkremlinhours:

im losing my mind

i dont know who needs to see this today,

is it safe to eat something after removing an inch past visible mold? only for a few hard cheeses and veggies

the USDA offers this information and a thorough set of guidelines:

https://www.fsis.usda.gov/food-safety/safe-food-handling-and-preparation/food-safety-basics/molds-food-are-they-dangerous

behaved:

“are you ok?” lol fuck no

aromanticofficial:

aroaceineveryplace:

Excerpts from Bury Your Gays by Chuck Tingle

official aromantic post

demilypyro:

Me when I give the league of legends show a chance because my friend says it’s good and I go in expecting an overrated wet fart and I’m slowly forced to acknowledge that it has layered and interesting characters, incredible art direction and animation, deeply engaging political intrigue and gripping drama and I realize that despite any flaws it may have it’s ultimately one of the most mature and well rounded pieces of animated television I’ve ever seen come out of the western world and I end the most recent episode sitting leaned forward staring at the TV actively crying at 5 am

I’m so fucking mad

nathanolsenart:

Forget it Jake, it’s Pastatown. 🍝

nat-the-octo:

Toby Fox just put this in his bluesky and I think it’s very important and everyone needs to see it

miggylol:

You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you’re going through orientation, you’re informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

What’s your reaction to what you received?

Oh, hell yeah!

Pretty nice

I can work with this

Not what I would have picked, but okay

Ugh. Ugh. …Ugh.

How does this reflect me?!

………..I’m supposed to keep this in my dorm room?

See Results

pistol-kitten:

ohhhhhh okay I see

xxtc-96xx:

lookhereiam:

This just in

There’s more important things in life than going on a witch burning tirade because someone didn’t play pretend the way you approve of

agoddamnedrayofsunshine:

catchymemes:

No but it really can be this simple sometimes.

The “enrichment in the enclosure” meme has a lot of truth to it. We need to shake things up a bit to keep happy. It doesn’t have to be big, but if you ever feel stagnant or a little bluh try going on a walk on a route you haven’t been in or something. It really does help.

caffeinesam:

nsfwitchy:

nsfwitchy:

My favorite thing about online queer discourse is that it literally repeats every year but with a different identity and so many people just go along with it. It’s like watching a series of people literally never learn their lesson.

Let’s see if I can make a timeline so if I remember correctly it was bisexuals first right because y’all wanted them to pick a side (no irony there, clearly forcing people into a sexuality they don’t fit with has historically worked great and been a net positive)

Then pansexuals because people had the audacity to experience multi-attraction but not identify with your specific label

And then there was the ace discourse about how people who are ace/aro aren’t REALLY lgbt because?? Y’all said lack of attraction wasn’t a sexuality and clearly they were just?? Broken??? (Again, no irony in this. Telling people with sexualities you don’t understand that they’re broken has always been a net positive and worked out great for everybody in the end)

Oh and then y’all came for bi-lesbians because y’all forgot people can experience different romantic and sexual attraction

Then y’all started calling trans women pedophiles (AGAIN WITH NO IRONY, NOT LIKE THE COMMUNITY HAS A RAMPANT HISTORY OF QUEER PEOPLE BEING CALLED PEDOPHILES AS A FEAR MONGERING TACTIC)

And then y’all started insulting trans men for speaking out about possibly suffering from their own set of issues that comes with being trans men (god forbid people have their own set of issues they wanna address separately, everyone knows the queer experience is universal right?)

And literally every single time all I hear is:


Like maybe I’m crazy but perhaps the biggest threat to our community is not people making up labels or mixing labels or talking about their own personal forms of oppression they face - but maybe. Just maybe. It’s the hoards of just genuinely straight up homophobic bigoted people who are actively trying to cut trans health care and take away gay marriage. Idk maybe that’s just me.

At some point you gotta sit and realize that something like 15% of any population really do like making up rules.

caffeinesam:

nsfwitchy:

nsfwitchy:

My favorite thing about online queer discourse is that it literally repeats every year but with a different identity and so many people just go along with it. It’s like watching a series of people literally never learn their lesson.

Let’s see if I can make a timeline so if I remember correctly it was bisexuals first right because y’all wanted them to pick a side (no irony there, clearly forcing people into a sexuality they don’t fit with has historically worked great and been a net positive)

Then pansexuals because people had the audacity to experience multi-attraction but not identify with your specific label

And then there was the ace discourse about how people who are ace/aro aren’t REALLY lgbt because?? Y’all said lack of attraction wasn’t a sexuality and clearly they were just?? Broken??? (Again, no irony in this. Telling people with sexualities you don’t understand that they’re broken has always been a net positive and worked out great for everybody in the end)

Oh and then y’all came for bi-lesbians because y’all forgot people can experience different romantic and sexual attraction

Then y’all started calling trans women pedophiles (AGAIN WITH NO IRONY, NOT LIKE THE COMMUNITY HAS A RAMPANT HISTORY OF QUEER PEOPLE BEING CALLED PEDOPHILES AS A FEAR MONGERING TACTIC)

And then y’all started insulting trans men for speaking out about possibly suffering from their own set of issues that comes with being trans men (god forbid people have their own set of issues they wanna address separately, everyone knows the queer experience is universal right?)

And literally every single time all I hear is:


Like maybe I’m crazy but perhaps the biggest threat to our community is not people making up labels or mixing labels or talking about their own personal forms of oppression they face - but maybe. Just maybe. It’s the hoards of just genuinely straight up homophobic bigoted people who are actively trying to cut trans health care and take away gay marriage. Idk maybe that’s just me.

At some point you gotta sit and realize that something like 15% of any population really do like making up rules.

i really like your comics. these are me n my friends self inserts :D

tpwrtrmnky:

Hell yeah, that rocks

oceanicpride:

Wicked dolls by Mattel have the wrong website of the film printed on the packaging which directs you to an adult film website.

depsidase:

lets-jam:

pastel-pinku:

bullseyemutual:

would you like a nice glass of

whitbied:

my great great great granddaughter sifting for clams in the Plasti-sea in 3070, unearthing an acrylic keychain of two background characters from a seasonal and soon forgotten anime about humanizing ww2 battles into 17 year old boys. On one side they are stood in mock military uniforms, the legs and arms of said uniform shortened to give a more boyish appearance. The other side has the same characters, this time crossdressing in womens lingerie.

This is joyous. If she finds the right collector in the exchange market she could receive up to three days rations, that is, if noone steals it from her before she gets there.

learn-and-yearn:

What’s the meaning of life? Making pretty boys blush and feel loved.