November 2024

captainstarburst:

oh yeah i found out recently its diabetes awareness month so ummm. heres a reminder that type 2 diabetes is actually MORE determined by genetics than type 1 and if youve ever made a diabetes joke or talked about it like it’s just the stupid fat person disease you owe me $50. disabling lifelong diseases arent funny and they arent any indication of someone’s morals and also getting a disease is never anyone’s “fault”

drowninginthepond:

beardedmrbean:

mademoiseli:

theauthorman:

thegarbagechan:

pokepokepokeyzone:

SQUANTO

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

thanksgiving is a time to squanto

Bringing this back because this post is a holiday classic

Here you go anon. Happy Squanto season to you.

diabetic-best-bi:

rainthetrain:

itsforexposure:

@guiltiest-gear

dailyjermasparkle:

arch-user:

cock-holliday:

Despair is easy, hope is hard. And brother, I like to stay hard

small-bambi:

Harrison Wood Hsiang

mellifluouscountess:

yiffmaster:

krudman:

sandersstudies:

“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

“Shared joy is double joy, but shared sorrow is half a sorrow.”

This!!! That is what friendship is. It’s community. A community comes together and shows up for each other.

Last year, I spent all day chiseling baseboards out of concrete walls and filling holes in said walls for someone who wasn’t even my friend, but my partner’s friend.

But she is part of our circle, of our little community. So we show up. She would do the same for us.

verdet-cadet:

lastvalyrian:

stripedroseandsketchpads:

stripedroseandsketchpads:

stripedroseandsketchpads:

amarguerite:

velociraptrix:

toomanystoryideas:

dichterfuerstin:

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

hearteyedraccoon:

sprachgefuehle:

tanukisoda:

downton-not-downtown-smh:

what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though

blorbeaux from my nilihist french plays

blorbón from my weird latin american magical realist novels

blorbug from my kafkaesque short stories

von blorbow from my german sturm und drang novel

Don Blorbo from my opera

błórbżo from my polish poetry

blorbocles from my ancient greek epics

Mr. Blorby from my Jane Austen novels

Blorbio from my early modern plays

Assembling some more from the notes:

And the kicker:

useless rosetta stone

Mickey “Blorbo” O'Connor from my noir detective novels.

argumate:

argumate:

argumate:

outofcontextargumate:

die not knowing the answer, because life is hard.

damn when did I solve philosophy and religion

and mathematics

there are many true facts I cannot personally justify on the spot (in fact an infinite number of true facts about arithmetic alone if you trust the logicians!) yet somehow I must still get through each day on this earth as I am pushed and pulled this way and that by forces I can neither understand nor explain.

there it is again

hobgobknowsbest:

mornington-the-crescent:

reikacchan:

don’t give up

makes me just think of this poem by Caitlin Seida

ilovecats4ever:

ilovecats4ever:

captain-price-unofficially:

sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of

Drop the recipe chief

fine I’ll do it myself

Cruster’s Last Stand


  1. put that shit in a cup

pukekos:

pixiecaps:

oh my god he fucking killed him

im obsessed w them

marbledew:

dinklebat:

dinklebat:

an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]

Wow uh. I did not expect this to leave my mutual circle. Anyways here’s an overview of identifying columns. Use it to annoy your sister when watching anime by pointing out the types of columns in the background!

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IVE FOUND MY PEOPLE

bear-detector:

codexnuminous:

transasfuck30:

the-caffeinated-pigeon:

australian-frog-cakes:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

ww-swagabond:

meta18:

osoru:

image

slowly approaching bear

the bears will be in eventually

image

Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

image

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

image

BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

image

BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

image

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

He nyooms

Target audience reached

@bear-detector

A silhouette of a bear with a green circle and check mark over it, indicating that there is a bear in the above post.

brown bear

crewdlydrawn:

xueyangs-pinky-finger:

happy 3-year anniversary to this iconic video :)

Forever love having on-recorded-media the moment Tom Hardy realized his inside thoughts became outside thoughts and did so ON CAMERA.

crewdlydrawn:

xueyangs-pinky-finger:

happy 3-year anniversary to this iconic video :)

Forever love having on-recorded-media the moment Tom Hardy realized his inside thoughts became outside thoughts and did so ON CAMERA.

luigis-slut:

deadlynight1987-deactivated2023:

life is good

jaghatai-khock:

ur-daily-inspiration:

Sanguinius and the Blood Angels

sushi1056:

sushi1056:

pointless-achievements:

damespock:

sidskywrote:

snowdropskylark:

damespock:

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

​hey so funny thing about this

Can only accurately reblog this addition until November 25, 2024.

this website LOVES a damn time limit

Achievement Available!

Sibling Rivalry

Reblog this before our moon becomes and only child again!

we have had a second moon for over a month now. Furthermore, it will be gone within the week.

WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN EVEN A SINGLE PICTURE OF IT ONLINE

ohhh, right. It’s impolite to post pictures of infants unless you’re the parent, my bad. Forgot about that

its the no notes ghoast

ratdetector20:

randomalienencounter:

heritageposts:

sreegs:

ohthehypocrisy:

toastoat:

leafcrunch:

foxfamilyfeatures:

image

tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same

Oh thank god

imagine the shit storm when tumblr finally becomes so dysfunctional that this post’s total notes is finally revealed

In case anyone’s curious about what happened to this post, it has to do with how we tally up notes. Likes and reblogs always add to the note count of the root post (the OP). However, the note count relies on the previous value of the root post before adding more notes to it.

Normally when you delete a post, it’s gone, but not gone gone. Just deleted from public never to be seen again. The database entry is still there, just inaccessible.

This post, however, the root post is just gone. Gone gone. Gone forever. Everything attached to it is still there, but since the root post is hard deleted, it’s got nothing to add to. When the note counter tries to add notes to nothing, it goes nowhere.

So it throws every new note into the void. Goodbye forever, notes.

I’m not sure if we’ll ever know the real number of notes on this post.

date of origin: unknown

∴⍑𝙹 ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ᓭℸ ̣𝙹ꖎᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ᒷᓭ????

It says 43 here…

kianf1sh:

a-book-of-creatures:

crevicedwelling:

a-book-of-creatures:

legalise-greenleaf:

maruposting:

This is the standard winged nightjar and it has one singular stupidly big feather on each wing… if you even care.

Love this guy

That’s standard as in “pennant” or “banner”, not standard as in “normal”.

But it’s not a pennant-winged nightjar. THIS is a pennant-winged nightjar… if you even care.

can’t forget the Lyre-tailed Nightjar! there’s actually a number of these ridiculous guys, and they’re partly why caprimulgiforms are some of my favorite birds

also the Sickle-winged Nightjar, which is. come on, that’s just a weird moth

Everyone does care about nightjars 🥹

I DO INDEED EVEN CARE THIS SHIT’S SO COOL

kianf1sh:

a-book-of-creatures:

crevicedwelling:

a-book-of-creatures:

legalise-greenleaf:

maruposting:

This is the standard winged nightjar and it has one singular stupidly big feather on each wing… if you even care.

Love this guy

That’s standard as in “pennant” or “banner”, not standard as in “normal”.

But it’s not a pennant-winged nightjar. THIS is a pennant-winged nightjar… if you even care.

can’t forget the Lyre-tailed Nightjar! there’s actually a number of these ridiculous guys, and they’re partly why caprimulgiforms are some of my favorite birds

also the Sickle-winged Nightjar, which is. come on, that’s just a weird moth

Everyone does care about nightjars 🥹

I DO INDEED EVEN CARE THIS SHIT’S SO COOL

facts-i-just-made-up:

adragonsoulart-blog:

Hey, the ACLU is getting people to send letters to your Reps to have Congress pass the No Kings Act.

This act would make constitutional amendments to ensure that even sitting presidents are held liable for their actions. That NOBODY is above the law.

Their goal is 150k messages sent and at the time of writing this they’re about 2.1k off from that goal!

ACLU gives you a prefilled message that you can edit to send to make the process easier, and will send it out for you.

This only takes a few minutes!

Not unreality, not a joke: I have never posted such a thing before here but- Please do this one for whatever good it might result in.

rat-detector:

Someone threw Tar at me today.

transarsonist:

qiyra:

Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

kingcatnine:

o-kenki:

kingcatnine:

cvntkisser:

kingcatnine:

seven-oh-four:

kingcatnine:

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

holy fuck

real-british-empire:

memeufacturing:

eenuttings:

memeufacturing:

eenuttings:

memeufacturing:

eenuttings:

memeufacturing:

eenuttings:

memeufacturing:

im glad whoever made this photo helpfully added a red circle so i could spot the alien but im still not sure where the alien is. could someone please magnify the alien so i can see it. i cant find any

hope this helps

thanks jens but i still dont know what youre showing me. could you point some arrows at it or something. maybe that will help me see it

here you go

thank you for trying to help jens but i dont see anything of interest. could you maybe increase the saturation and exposure on the alien or something. that oughta make it stand out. add a few more circles and arrows too maybe

hope this is helpful

thanks jens this has been really helpful. i dont see anything though. could you magnify it a little bit more 

okay

oh shit is that an alien

ARTEFACT!

ambivertpotato2137:

cacklingstranger:

liquidstar:

my brother was making fun of me and our other brother for having the same haircut, and we were immediately like “what the fuck are you talking about? you had this EXACT SAME haircut like a year ago. this is your haircut too. jackass.” so we start arguing back and forth until our mom stops us and says “come here.” and she brings out her ID from when she was a teenager and… its the same haircut.

hehehe

katescribblesabit:

lordofthenightfruitt:

New Minecraft trailer

WHAT?!?!

!?!!?!!?

NO FUCKING SHOT THEY PUT THAT LINE IN THERE FGQBVHAHAHAHAH

chillyfeetsteak:

this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw

senorbouquet:

macleod:

elodieunderglass:

moonbeamdagger:

cryptotheism:

duckdotcom:

imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.

*sleepover host voice* imagine if you two went to sleep

Oh for gods sake kids it’s like piercing an ear - that’s why you put a doorframe in - you don’t hang a door in drywall, you gremlins. You frame the door. It’s like those gauges that people put in their ears - the hole stays. It won’t scab over with a doorframe in it. You’ve lived around doors you whole life, you little clowns. Lights out

imfrom-neptune:

wizardshark:

trapny:

loverlighted:

isa-ah:

thekaylahub-deactivated20231205:

shrike-dyke:

nynaeve-almeara:

halftoning-deactivated20240224:

tittytoreador:

shiba-boyfriend:

translesbianorchestra:

dragongirlteeth:

toebeens:

woodrider:

nonfungibletoken:

soundtestmenu:

transmortifried:

saxhleel:

teeth–king:

( <= green bean

( <= chili pepper

. <= blueberry

=3 <= broccoli

<= orange

. <= pea

<= plum

<3< <= strawberry

<==}< <= carrot

~<O{ <= beetroot

°o8~ <= grapes

Ó <= apple

88- <= raspberry

cɔ <= bell pepper

ccɔɔ <= pumpkin

-8 <= cherries

{ } <= pineapple

\__________ <= garden hose (to water all the plants)

alright everyone good work gardening today. Let’s all head inside and get some lemonade now

We’d need a lemon for that

kira-serialfaggot:

sistercara:

alyssawasbored:

kornwulf:

elbiotipo:

That picture of Biden looking at a quantum computer and being unable to grasp the true form of what he’s seeing

To be fair that’s how I would I react too

I do sincerely love that Quantum Computers look exactly like what a 1950’s sci-fi movie prop artist would build if they were told to build something called a “quantum computer”

Doctor Who ass machine

literal depiction of an angel ass machine

Would

is this your main?

meatierbunger:

lukadjo:

meatierbunger:

ohio-thestate:

meatierbunger:

ohio-thestate:

Nope! Are you looking for my main for some reason?

no im not just you reblogged something from me and possibly another person liked the same post at the same time

ohhhh so you FOUND my main

oh

well i didnt know you were into cotl

Did someone say cotl

oh hey

its the guy who browses and reblogs my posts

Do you ship leshycat?

takataapui:

I know most of tumblr is thinking about the USA right now. but fuck the nz government right now too. tomorrow, the treaty principles bill, the ‘worst, most comprehensive breach of Te Tiriti in modern times’ is being introduced to parliament early, because there were activations planned country wide and the cowards decided to pull it forwards. fuck this government. a friend of mine had to go home early, crying. I’ve been in shock all day since it came out.

check on your Māori friends, e hoa mā. see what they need. see how you can help. everyday, we see and experience racism. from people around us, up to our government. community care will save us.

h-hurkus:

birdcroww:

would you rather have ten dollars or 11 dollars

$10

$11

See Results

typical…

asmimir:


to the person who said the lap Narinder thingy here srry aaaa

ma7moudgaza2:

feluka:

Are you an English speaker willing to volunteer a few minutes of your time to answer a few questions about Palestine?

Mahmoud @ma7moudgaza2 is a web developer based in Gaza. He is currently still studying, and you may have seen his fundraiser or his spotlighting for fellow Gazan fundraisers.

Mahmoud has taken up a project to publish a website aimed at foreigners who want to learn more about Palestine. He is currently in the information-gathering phase, where he is hoping to ask you all a few questions about how much information the average foreigner knows about Palestine, and what they would be personally interested in learning about. I’ve seen the first couple of pages, and the project looks lovely!

If you’re interested in lending a few minutes of your time to Mahmoud, please do get in contact with him!

It’s important, I’m currently working on a website to include all your questions about how Palestine looks like and what about it, so I need your help in that, tell me what you would like to know about Palestine to share on this site

telnaga:

kingscrown666:

same-pic-rick-roll:

kingscrown666:

ilikedeltarune-notyou:

same-pic-rick-roll:

snowleave:

Both(trustworthy source)

Behold, peak design

@same-pic-rick-roll fuck you fuck you fuck you! That’s worse than a Rickroll fuck yooooouuu!!

Hehehehhehe, I am always happy when my past lies get someone.

A liar and a charlatan

is this your main?

meatierbunger:

ohio-thestate:

meatierbunger:

ohio-thestate:

Nope! Are you looking for my main for some reason?

no im not just you reblogged something from me and possibly another person liked the same post at the same time

ohhhh so you FOUND my main

oh

well i didnt know you were into cotl

Did someone say cotl

grc-digital-archives:

lorax-official:

abby-wolf-reblogs:

lorax-official:

tree-un-detector:

lorax-official:

tree-un-detector:

lorax-official:

amyxx368:

ur-daily-inspiration:

What in the Lorax is this?!

A good man

I guess I start over

Don’t you dare onceler!! I’ll break your knees this time!

My product is Lorax approved, I don’t know what you’re talking about

I never approved it!! That’s false advertising!!!!!!

my iPad’s name is the onceler. idk why. just is

Are you one of those onceler supporters?

Kill.

ihaveapproximately4bones:

rococo-crow:

salvasti:

15

ihaveapproximately4bones:

rococo-crow:

salvasti:

15

jaxohearts:

I need to marry this worm asap

bencan-t:

literallyaflame:

i hate to be that guy, but the idea that gender, sex, and sexuality are ontologically pure concepts that can be rigidly defined if we simply police our language enough (our english language, because of course) is—i cannot stress this enough—a total waste of time. you may as well spend your afternoons teaching a brick how to swim

Tweet from @workingdog_: "I see someone at a party... I retrieve my pocket-edition of Eliza Smith's Gender & Sexuality Taxonomy 4th Edition... I run my finger down the chart... ah... this person is an A. C. M. P. H. aro homo cis n.b. demi-form sapphogender... i determine they are not attractive to me."ALT

I think about this old tweet…a LOT

status-quo-hater:

Breaking news!

Intersex people do not prefer being called disordered, found by this survey.

If you see a person claiming the correct term for us is “DSD”, take a closer look at why they might be saying that! Often, this person is a not a reputable source, and does not have our best interests in mind. This is a popular talking point among intersexist & anti-trans bigots.

'Oil of Vitriol' is such an funny name though

like, a guy had a beaker of this stuff, spilt it, ate through his table, and he was like

'yep. that is one ANGRY liquid.'

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

Vitriol comes from the Latin vitrus, meaning glassy or glass like. Vitriol, also known as sulfuric acid, has a clear glasslike appearance, and is highly corrosive.

The emotion is named for the alchemical agent, not the other way around.

Some pissed off Byzantine alchemist: “Alright dude, you know what the fuck you’re acting like right now?”