November 2024

were–ralph:

Black Friday in the 90’s: 70% off. Lines around the building. Camping outside the night before. Sold out in seconds. Someone may literally get trampled. people actually did die.

Black Friday now: 20% off something that was marked up a week before. maybe someone gets a hangnail.

doubleca5t:

guess what my latest research rabbit hole has been about

mrsterlingeverything:

I just want to express how bad it is for my chained up basement twink when you guys dont listen to my spotify links. Its really not good for it at all

mrsterlingeverything:

I just want to express how bad it is for my chained up basement twink when you guys dont listen to my spotify links. Its really not good for it at all

eatsleepandsing:

marriage of convenience that slowly turns into a love marriage - but both of them believe is one sided is such a delicious trope

mysteriousbeetle:

supermansmeat:

supermansmeat:

“he’s like a woman to me” Do You Mean That or do you just want an excuse to talk about him on a post about women

“he’s like a woman to me” tumblr users when someone actually has transfem headcanons

[Description: A GIF of a person holding a microphone and staring at the viewer with an intense gaze without talking. /End description.]

bulletcreep:

getting dishonorably discharged from the idgaf war for giving af

ur-daily-inspiration:

eateradam:

happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate

official-megumin:

official-megumin:

ok, so upon further inspection and words with a local lawyer thing. We have found out that we’re under 100 dollars away from having enough to start the family unification!

Of course until the process is complete(which is gonna take a while) we’ll still need more money to run on for food and such.

But still, 100 dollars away.

If anyone can help us cross this threshold, please do. Be it via spreading the word or donating.

I swear I linked the GFM when I posted that…

Anyway, here is the link

https://gofund.me/4d5aaf16

please help out if you can

woundfag:

butch transfems are literally Thee hottest people on the planet why are we lying to ourselves. give every butch transfem $500 & all of yr love n attention Now

bewbin:

kid: hey daddy can you read me a bed time story?

dad picking up “doggy goes to school”: how about this one?

kid: sorry cant really read that one yet cause first we need to read “doggy rides a bike” and then “doggy vs cat: last hope”

dad: im sorry i dont think ive heard of that one

kid: yea it was during the dark era of doggy books but since then cat has become more of anti hero and helps doggy sometimes

dad: oh didnt even know that

kid: thats pretty fucking embarrasing father. i recommend you read “Kitty: origins” and “Doggy: year 1” to catch yourself up with the canon and then we can really get started on the bedtime stories tomorrow night

autumngracy:

wildfaeworld:

wildfaeworld:

wildfaeworld:

started calling my executive dysfunction issues my board of dysfunctional executives and treating it like a room of frail old white men and it hasn’t fixed everything but it sure is fucking funny

alright everyone we need to do the dishes! the DISHES. no, ted, it’s not in your phone. ted you have so many apps open. ted how did you download a virus. the nice exiled nigerian prince sent you an nft? thats nice ted. now, about those dishes,

alright on todays agenda: LAUNDRY. yes laundry as in dirty clothes. yeah greg that’s a board-level task in this organization. greg its very undignified to throw a tantrum like that at your age.

autumngracy:

wildfaeworld:

wildfaeworld:

wildfaeworld:

started calling my executive dysfunction issues my board of dysfunctional executives and treating it like a room of frail old white men and it hasn’t fixed everything but it sure is fucking funny

alright everyone we need to do the dishes! the DISHES. no, ted, it’s not in your phone. ted you have so many apps open. ted how did you download a virus. the nice exiled nigerian prince sent you an nft? thats nice ted. now, about those dishes,

alright on todays agenda: LAUNDRY. yes laundry as in dirty clothes. yeah greg that’s a board-level task in this organization. greg its very undignified to throw a tantrum like that at your age.

curiosity-killed:

There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

door:

researcher win: i fell in love with a vintage italian chandelier on my thrifting travels yesterday, but the seller had it priced VERY high. got home, looked it up, discovered that nobody on ebay was successfully selling it at any price, and it was going at auction for a few hundred dollars. went back to the store and offered the owner an amount that was over auction but still a full $1000 less than they were asking. they said no. left, got in my car, offered an ebay seller even less. they said yes. got my italian chandelier, all powered by RESEARCH

unadulteratedpiratepizza:

tugoslav:

there is simply nothing funnier than habsburg history

An “Austrian Blunder” indeed

unadulteratedpiratepizza:

tugoslav:

there is simply nothing funnier than habsburg history

An “Austrian Blunder” indeed

nilefreemans:

characters in their 30’s and older exploring their sexuality and discovering themselves beyond their teens and twenties is so important and beautiful and worth telling

the-real-seebs:

tonyglowheart:

clockworkspider:

birdmans:

@lisxdumbr excuse me as I borrow your tag for a moment, cause we’re onto something.

Rent-lowering gunshots aside, I think this highlights a pretty fundamental quality to tumblr memes, which is they’re meant to be fun, not funny.

Most Goncharov content aren’t funny. They don’t make you laugh as an audience. In fact, there’s some serious and awe inspiring quality fanarts, music, fanfics, and analysis on a non-existing flim. It’s not about making the funniest joke, it’s about having fun making the joke.

Tumblr memes aren’t meant to entertain a passive audience. The entertainment value is in the participation. And this quality is present in a lot of long-form tumblr memes. Colour theory, urban gothic (short lived but glorious), hawkeye initiative (short lived but glorious), making shitpost arguments into shakespeare, @theshitpostcalligrapher (excuse the tag) and other shitpost calligraphy. A lot of these memes are about taking silly things seriously. And even passively reblogging these memes are about participation. “I can take this seriously too.” Or, in Goncharov’s case, “yeah I’ll help collectively gaslight the internet”.

Another big part about sharing it isn’t about how funny the joke is, but how impress you are with the effort. As an audience you can feel the love artists/musicians/writers put into their Goncharov fanwork, and can’t help but have respect.

This same logic goes for how coffeeshop fics are fun to write, but they aren’t funny. The charm for the reader is that someone loved these characters as much as you did.

In contrast, when you look at viral tweets, they’re often one-shots. They’re very funny and witty but you don’t tend to get the same degree of repetition and variations. Because twitter is built for consumption and snappier participation, and the increasingly algorithm-driven navigation makes content more competitive, which means quality lies in individual tweets, and not in the whole phenomenon.

tldr; Tumblr memes/jokes are about how fun they are to make/share. Twitter jokes are about how fun they are to consume.

THE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE IS IN THE PARTICIPATION!!!!!

If you’re looking for a summer blockbuster, and you go to improv night, you’re going to be disappointed and bored, and so will everyone else when they try to toss you a bit and you just sorta no-sell it because the bit isn’t already fully developed and funny.

We wanted to see what you would do with it.

the-real-seebs:

tonyglowheart:

clockworkspider:

birdmans:

@lisxdumbr excuse me as I borrow your tag for a moment, cause we’re onto something.

Rent-lowering gunshots aside, I think this highlights a pretty fundamental quality to tumblr memes, which is they’re meant to be fun, not funny.

Most Goncharov content aren’t funny. They don’t make you laugh as an audience. In fact, there’s some serious and awe inspiring quality fanarts, music, fanfics, and analysis on a non-existing flim. It’s not about making the funniest joke, it’s about having fun making the joke.

Tumblr memes aren’t meant to entertain a passive audience. The entertainment value is in the participation. And this quality is present in a lot of long-form tumblr memes. Colour theory, urban gothic (short lived but glorious), hawkeye initiative (short lived but glorious), making shitpost arguments into shakespeare, @theshitpostcalligrapher (excuse the tag) and other shitpost calligraphy. A lot of these memes are about taking silly things seriously. And even passively reblogging these memes are about participation. “I can take this seriously too.” Or, in Goncharov’s case, “yeah I’ll help collectively gaslight the internet”.

Another big part about sharing it isn’t about how funny the joke is, but how impress you are with the effort. As an audience you can feel the love artists/musicians/writers put into their Goncharov fanwork, and can’t help but have respect.

This same logic goes for how coffeeshop fics are fun to write, but they aren’t funny. The charm for the reader is that someone loved these characters as much as you did.

In contrast, when you look at viral tweets, they’re often one-shots. They’re very funny and witty but you don’t tend to get the same degree of repetition and variations. Because twitter is built for consumption and snappier participation, and the increasingly algorithm-driven navigation makes content more competitive, which means quality lies in individual tweets, and not in the whole phenomenon.

tldr; Tumblr memes/jokes are about how fun they are to make/share. Twitter jokes are about how fun they are to consume.

THE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE IS IN THE PARTICIPATION!!!!!

If you’re looking for a summer blockbuster, and you go to improv night, you’re going to be disappointed and bored, and so will everyone else when they try to toss you a bit and you just sorta no-sell it because the bit isn’t already fully developed and funny.

We wanted to see what you would do with it.

45percenterthen:

you ever speak to your best friend and it just absolutely centres you. oh yeah none of that shit matters. I love you

skippyisntfunny:

darrellenjoyer:

“i bet i was someone influential and famous in a past life!”

76 pigs, 349 chickens, 1297 flies, 98 trout, & the 7 year old son of a sheep herder who died from an infected rat bite in 1498:

ankle-beez:

this is definitely NOT the moon girl episode with a trans character that disney shelved and has no plans on airing and i am definitely NOT advising you to spread it around like wildfire in retaliation to this stupid-ass chickenshit coward decision. i repeat, i am DEFINITELY not encouraging you to spread this episode around like crazy to show disney that trans people will not bow down to the whims of the people that want them dead. definitely DON’T do that. definitely

charlesoberonn:

drexelian:

illustration of a chess board, demonstrating a chess tip written on its right. the chess tip reads: "while pawns can move forward, they cannot capture pieces moving directly forward. the reason for this is because if they look their opponent in the eye while they kill them, they will see only their own face: that of a worker. the truth will dawn on them, that their enemy is their comrade and their king is their enemy."ALT

hey, uh. what the shit

daily-spooky:

Is Debian a good distro to run as a server? I initially wanted to have fedora server but backed out and when I opened the Debian website the server iso just isn't there. Does Debian have a separate server iso?

debian-official:

Server use is where Debian shines. There are no separate desktop/server ISOs afaik. The graphical installer has steps where you can choose to not install a desktop environment, and let you install SSH.

I’ve been using Debian exclusively for both on-site bare metal servers (old laptops lmao) and VPSes for years and would be very hesitant to switch to anything else.

Nari + ball of yarn = heheh

frecktheheck:

Just a kitty ✨

hubblegleeflower:

animentality:

The great thing about huge declarations is that the most times you’re ever going to have to deliver on them is ONCE. And even that is vanishingly unlikely. The dishes happen every day. My feet hurt now. The kids need a lift to piano lessons every week. The grenade is hypothetical.

transfemmbeatrice:

transfemmbeatrice:

fairytalefem:

transfemmbeatrice:

starting a collection. please add on

norvicensiandoran:

michelleengardt:

liukka:

svelfe:

This is a result of the inhumane decisions that members of this administration want you to be silent about in public for fear of a loss of “civility”.

The kid and her lawyer were about the only humans there. For fucks sake, they’re kids.

HERE’S THE LINK TO SUPPORT HER WORK

Updated link!

jellynotbees:

Hc baby narinder had little kitten ears but once he hit toddler age they shot up in size. Shamura was bewildered watching him have a growth spurt but just for his ears

shock:

all year. all damn year we’ve been in constant battle with our middle schoolers who are endlessly determined to make this sign say ‘hoe’. every time we fix it by the end of the day it’s back to this. they never ruin the Phoenix and they never rip the whole thing off. somehow this entire school year we haven’t been able to catch them. every time I see it I have to pretend like it isn’t the funniest recurring bit in this stupid world

decorum-aeonium:

CALLING ALL OC-ONLY RP ENJOYERS

hello! me and my friends are trying to restart our rp server, Flluaguan University! i’ll pitch it here, please dm me or send an ask if you’re interested!

Flluaguan takes place in a modern fantasy college, with an entirely original world, and a unique magic system.

Join us please plase please we have things such as

hubcaptastrophe:

clockyclockyclockwork:

dril and xkcd are at opposite ends of a spectrum slowly working to collaboratively post about every possible topic

xkcd-coded response:

dril-coded response:

velocitations:

too many movies have been ruined by not casting ugly people

you-are-an-idiot-hah:

aurielledawn:

Murderbot wrote this.

ur-daily-inspiration:

lifeafterpsychiatry:

Hey did y'all ever think about that if doctors blame all fat people’s medical issues on them being too fat without proper investigation and then feel justified in neglecting their medical concerns, then statistically more fat people WILL develop and potentially die from serious health issues and it might not actually be because of the fat when everything comes down to it

youwouldneverbreakthechain:

ahoneesan:

watching an nl stream and he said like “why does my voice change every three years? because no man ever sets foot in the same river. its not the same river and its not the same man” and chat was filled with contemplative pepes looking at the sun setting over the ocean and it fucking killed me. plato streaming his dialogues in ancient greece and chat is filled with pepe watching his kids from the porch pepe watching the sand run through his fingers pepe standing at the base of the statue of ozymandius

valtsv:

valtsv:

i <3 the darker ring of colour around the rim of the iris it’s like an inverse eclipse

normally i roll my eyes at “we’re all made of starstuff” sentiments because let’s be real they’re a bit corny and overdone at this point, but when i look at people’s eyes i kind of get it

fatimazainab:

Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin

listen-to-the-inner-walrus:

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

there are few things that make my skin want to invert itself like corny, try hard kitten/daddy “bdsm” language but i cant stop using it right now it’s like i got bit by some mediocre 20 something in an ill fitting suit and i am. changing

That text exchange reminded me of one of my favourite ever tumblr posts

zooophagous:

mochachild:

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD

I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND

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FUCK

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THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT

Bob Ross teaches you using layering and color theory, which are principles which work no matter what you paint with. Some materials won’t blend the same as oils obviously, but as Ross himself said, “you can paint with almost anything.”

Paint along with whatever you have, it’s great practice.

zooophagous:

mochachild:

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD

I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND

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HOW

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THE

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FUCK

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THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT

Bob Ross teaches you using layering and color theory, which are principles which work no matter what you paint with. Some materials won’t blend the same as oils obviously, but as Ross himself said, “you can paint with almost anything.”

Paint along with whatever you have, it’s great practice.

zooophagous:

mochachild:

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD

I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND

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HOW

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THE

image

FUCK

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THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT

Bob Ross teaches you using layering and color theory, which are principles which work no matter what you paint with. Some materials won’t blend the same as oils obviously, but as Ross himself said, “you can paint with almost anything.”

Paint along with whatever you have, it’s great practice.

teaboot:

rpfisfine:

this is the best picture ive ever seen