November 2024

fishy–friend:

goat-yells-at-everything:

jenny-jinya:

TW: animal death / injury / death

For grandma, who loved pigeons, and for grandpa, who did not but wanted her to be happy.
Please hear me out <3

WEBTOON

Pigeons are one of the oldest domestic animals and basically the only domestic animal that has been all but completely abandoned by humans.

They were domesticated for food but not just for meat. Their poop is extremely rich fertilizer which was a big deal in the middle east and northern Africa in ancient times. They have an amazing sense of direction and can find their home from hundreds of thousands of miles away. In WW1 and 2 they were used to deliver messages from the front to base camps and were responsible for saving THOUSANDS of lives when soldiers were pinned down and unable to send a runner (human messenger).

They were brought to the US by European settlers as messenger birds. Some were kept as racing birds and eventually many different breeds were developed. Some more humane than others (looking at you American Fantail). Eventually, as infrastructure was developed in the new world, many of the birds were just abandoned as they were no longer of use. Being hardy little things, pigeons were able to eek out a living in the early colonial cities and eventually spread from coast to coast of North America.

Today, despite being a domestic animal, feral pigeons are treated as wild nuisance animals instead of the escaped pets they should be seen as. A feral kitten is still considered a “pet” even if it is 3rd generation feral after all, so why not these birds?

As they are, technically, a domestic animal, it IS legal to just… yoink one off the street. I DO NOT SUGGEST DOING THIS RANDOMLY. You’re more likely to cause them to panic and cause them harm. If you do manage to get one without outright stress killing it, you have to consider vet care. Most vets dont treat pigeons because they see them as exotic animals. There are a myriad of other reasons NOT to go yoinking feral birds sooooo probably dont do it unless you are working with a rescue. Not to mention in many parts of the US there is an actual wild bird that looks similar to pigeons called a Morning Dove. They are NOT the same bird and should be left alone.

However, due to wonderful people the world over (*cough @homeofhousechickens cough*), the stigma against pigeons is being lifted. Finding good breeders and rescues is becoming much easier and more and more vets are open to working with them. Of course always do your research before getting a new pet, tho!

If you’ve ever been do the pet store and think “I’d like a <-insert common parrot here->” please please PLEASE consider a pigeon instead. They are super intelligent. They can be pet without causing them sexual stress (ya. thats a thing with parrots). They are easier to care for due to their long history of human companionship. And they come in just as many bright and beautiful colors, patterns, and body types as parrots.

Pigeons are wonderful animals. Despite being domesticated, abandoned, and mistreated for generations they are still drawn to humans and their companionship. They deserve so much better from us and, hopefully with more and more education, they will soon get it.

wow way to gut us :/

official-linguistics-post:

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

something i have always found really weird is when english texts italicize words from other languages.

i remember reading a book as a kid and the author continually italicizing the word tamales

official linguistics post

everythingfox:

Really enjoying the scritches

eightofpents:

Gif clipped from Miraculous Ladybug.
Gabriel and Nathalie are talking in the office. Nathalie is standing on the glass platform in the center of the room. It's surrounded on 3 sides by a conversation pit style couch. She turns toward the dead end to leave. The scene cuts before showing us the consequences of that decision.ALT
Sketchy doodle of Nathalie leaping over the couch to get out of the room.ALT

I’d be perfectly willing to just chalk this up to dumb animation.

But it’s more fun to say it’s canon that Nathalie’s the sort of person who jumps small fences and such with no regard for social mores.

cali:

“hurt people hurt people” okay i will okay i will

eggblackoutpoetry:

crabanarchy:

I love getting “post without tags?” on my stupidest ever posts. oh my god sorry tumblr how could i forget. #dust mite #wet nurse

glowcowboy:

i just wanna say a formal thank u to pasta for being like that

catchymemes:

ventbloglite:

This story is, on the service, somewhat funny (not haha funny).

This biologically female baby, AFAB, who could very well be cisgender as in she will be raised a girl, is biologically female and will identify as/with such is legally male.

But the actual issue here is that yes, they were told it was unlawful to try and change her birth certificate or register for another. The law prevents this from happening and the only other way to do it is to be transgender and jump through a million fiery hoops for the possibility of being allowed (and law on the matter is subject to change).

As they pointed out, right now she’s not trans (they were fine with the idea of her one day being so) but those who see her birth certificate (schools, work) might make that assumption and might be transmisogynistic about it.

This AFAB, biologically female child is TMA based on this alone, but also what if she herself doesn’t believe she was born female because of it - that’s a worry her parents had because of it - whether it’s a valid worry or not.

The lesson here is first fire the registrar who made this issue (it’s the second time they have, but previously amendments were allowed) and second of it make it easier and legal to make changes and amendments to birth certificates.

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Oh to be a girl from an old and rich family and be guarded day and night by a tall woman in uniform and I’ve known her most of my life and she’s so fiercely loyal and very protective and sometimes I watch her training in the yard and quietly sip my drink a little slower than usual and people question why I’m not taking a husband but I say I’m simply too busy and one night I take my bodyguard on a stroll in the gardens and as I sit down on a bench and I see her standing there, at attention as always, I beckon her to relax and come sit next to me, and as she does, I let myself take in her full presence, her tidy braid illuminated only by the light of the stars, and her furrowed brow, staring at me with such care and concern, and in that moment, a wish passes my lips, a simple statement, not a command, leaving her free to refuse, and yet she takes to it with the same zeal as she does all her duties

Women want my brain words

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Oh to be a girl from an old and rich family and be guarded day and night by a tall woman in uniform and I’ve known her most of my life and she’s so fiercely loyal and very protective and sometimes I watch her training in the yard and quietly sip my drink a little slower than usual and people question why I’m not taking a husband but I say I’m simply too busy and one night I take my bodyguard on a stroll in the gardens and as I sit down on a bench and I see her standing there, at attention as always, I beckon her to relax and come sit next to me, and as she does, I let myself take in her full presence, her tidy braid illuminated only by the light of the stars, and her furrowed brow, staring at me with such care and concern, and in that moment, a wish passes my lips, a simple statement, not a command, leaving her free to refuse, and yet she takes to it with the same zeal as she does all her duties

Women want my brain words

very-gay-alkyrion:

oysters-aint-for-me:

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later….

🥺

alleesaur:

creature

yeahokayillreblogthat:

cannibalchicken:

yeah okay ill reblog that

crabussy:

crabussy:

crabussy:

my parents are hanging out on a tropical island while I’m getting shat on by seagulls

I will not let getting shat on by a seagull become my legacy

come on

questions-about-blorbos:

Your Blorbo is now only 3 inches tall. What are you doing with them?

Carry them around in my pocket

Put them in an enclosure where I can keep an eye on them and look after them

Treat them the way I’d treat them if they were normal sized

Spoil them rotten

Stuck them in a glue trap

Leave them in a spider web

Put them in a jar and shake that jar

Chomp them

Squish them

Pet their head

Sell them

Eat them

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governmentbusiness:

governmentbusiness:

By talos this cant be happening

the-post-crow:

mildlybizarrecorvid:

simply-a-moth:

mildlybizarrecorvid:

Just got one of the least intriguing advertisements I’ve ever seen for like a legitimate product

do tell

An Iphone and a Google Pixel phone portrayed as the protagonists of that new Wicked movie.

With the Iphone talking about how they’re ever so envious of the magical ai features on the Pixel phone

With text to speech voices

They started singing just before I was able to skip

GOD I’ve been getting that ad so much on YouTube (on the only device I cannot install my ad blocker on) like I’m trying to sleep I don’t want more of this stupid “AI” bullshit

Ai is a game development term and it should not be used for this Artifical Idiocy

verirothestar:

It’s a hot day and I was eating ice cream, as one does. Then I realised my ice cream is trans

donesparce:

perhaps I have been too harsh on this man

verirothestar:

It’s a hot day and I was eating ice cream, as one does. Then I realised my ice cream is trans

verirothestar:

It’s a hot day and I was eating ice cream, as one does. Then I realised my ice cream is trans

gaydaigo:

google photos is so funny. three years since fish in da sink

iusedtobecharming-deactivated20:

Thinking about the countless times art and music and cinema and literature have saved and comforted me during difficult times i really owe my happiness to everyone dedicated to their craft

lilalienz4ever:

stickyfrogs:

Long Frog enjoys a large serving of Delicious Fingers (with Crickets garnish!)

brainless-moe-white-lotus:

luckyspike:

brainless-moe-white-lotus:

Come and See Him

if you know anything about Planet Zoo’s construction mechanics this is even more of a wonder of the world holy hell OP

queerautism:

Since the silly transphobic polls are happening atm and just asked if men can get pregnant, here’s a local story I really love to remind you that yes, men do give birth, and they deserve the best of care. It’s happening no matter what a few loud twitter transphobes are saying, we are out there thriving and creating wonderful families. A vast majority of the responses were extremely positive too <3

velvetvexations:

velvetvexations:

Gender is entirely made-up and I don’t understand why some people are so fixated on it being “true” in the sense of like…are trans women women? Of course they are, insofar as “a woman” can be said to exist in the first place. But people have gotten obsessed with proving objectively that a trans woman is a woman, when the actual core of trans liberation is that anyone forcing their preferred gender on you is fascist. It’s missing the forest for the trees. When all you do is play the “I am [x] really truly deep down just like everyone else” game you’re meeting the transphobes on their level and accepting their premise that “man” and “woman” are distinct, tangible things.

To be clear, it’s not that you CAN’T feel gender is a kinna spiritual force within you, or something to that effect. I think we all do on at least some level. But my point is that trying to rip that spiritual force out of our bodies to dissect it and prove all the haters wrong because look it was here all along is just a waste of time and effort.

The truth of the matter is that the goal is not to get people to see trans women as women, it’s to get them to stop feeling like clothes and pronouns and names and locker rooms should be dictated by what some asshole wrote down on your birth certificate.

I’m really glad people like this post but I wanna add the small addendum that some have reported that they do not have any internal sense of gender and I didn’t mean to erase them or how they feel about their personal experience with gender. It’s cool that it can mean so many different things to everyone.

sacred-portal:

sacred-portal:

sacred-portal:

precariouswizardry:

erbiumspectrum:

So I’m taking this class called molecular driving forces and it’s something like stat mech for chemistry and it blows my mind like every week. Today the professor asked us why heat flows from warm objects to cold objects and everyone was like entropy! Temperature! Equilibrium! and he was like yeah yeah but what’s it really about when you get to the bottom of it? And the answer was statistics - because the number of states in which these two bodies are in a thermal equilibrium is much (like, much) greater than the number of states in which they aren’t, and so thermal equilibrium is the most probable outcome. And the thing that decks me every time is that it’s always statistics, it’s all statistics.

So anyway, every week I’m like WHOA THIS IS WHY I CHOSE A SCIENCE DEGREE and if you’re also a science student (or used to be one) please reblog and add your moments of awe at the beautiful complexity of our universe pretty please!! I want to read your stories! Science appreciation chain!!

anchoress:

cosmos-kitty:

Centre of the universe °˖✧♡

redmegarex:

thadeeliv:

the leftism leaving people’s bodies when it’s time to build a villager trading hall

i dont do this actually

several reasons

too much effort

just build a wall around the village lmao

the-bible-translated:

pukicho:

hey atheists

if god doesn’t exist how come I have this fucking picture of him?

this happened in the bible i saw

the-portrait-of-dorian-gay:

reggie-the-dyke:

“i hope you find god” erm it’s not my fault he got lost??? i’m not his babysitter… :/

Keep him on a leash or something

the-portrait-of-dorian-gay:

reggie-the-dyke:

“i hope you find god” erm it’s not my fault he got lost??? i’m not his babysitter… :/

Keep him on a leash or something

the-portrait-of-dorian-gay:

reggie-the-dyke:

“i hope you find god” erm it’s not my fault he got lost??? i’m not his babysitter… :/

Keep him on a leash or something

the-portrait-of-dorian-gay:

reggie-the-dyke:

“i hope you find god” erm it’s not my fault he got lost??? i’m not his babysitter… :/

Keep him on a leash or something

the-portrait-of-dorian-gay:

reggie-the-dyke:

“i hope you find god” erm it’s not my fault he got lost??? i’m not his babysitter… :/

Keep him on a leash or something

official-boob-posts:

batty-tiddys:

girlballs:

girlballs:

girlballs:

you know the Blender session is serious when she busts out the tablet pen and gay little artist glove

this subdivided cube is about to get so feminized

get boobed, idiot

@official-boob-posts

official boob post

dispenserofshenanigans:

penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

i like perusing fragrantica (perfume information website) as a pastime, but the number of people??? who wear perfume??? to bed?? wild

also have seen MULTIPLE variations of “good hiking perfume”/“good going to the gym perfume”?????

WHAT are other people’s discretionary funds for fragrance looking like??? that you would have a “hiking” perfume?????

jesus christ you can afford SEASONAL hiking perfume????

calvin, i think you gotta update your branding for this perfume, my friend

apparently your market is hikers

WHAT IS THE CHOKEHOLD THIS PERFUME HAS ON OUTDOORSY FRAGRANCE ENTHUSIASTS

@irritatedlifeguard a CRUCIAL addition

i am about to wreak HAVOC on the fragrantica message boards, gang

Obsession by Noé León

nihilisticvaginas:

Part of the harm of invisibility for transmen is being bombarded with a million “emergency HRT” resources by a hundred different well meaning groups and absolutely zero of them mention testosterone. If they do it’s basically a footnote. Testosterone is necessary HRT medication too, believe it or not. It is harder to synthesize and it is federally restricted and I think that’s EVEN MORE REASON TO RESEARCH AND LINK EMERGENCY TESTOSTERONE HRT‼️

skippyisntfunny:

rizzler-war:

naamahdarling:

pansexualpasta:

hobbit-feels:

sadspectre:

leg-stealing-bee:

leg-stealing-bee:

thank fucking god I’m not 14 anymore

hey if you are 14-17 It does get better you are just in your caterpillar goop era

Also sometimes the goop era lasts a little longer than other people’s goop

Reporting in just 6 weeks shy of 50 years-old:

You will re-goop several times in your life, often emerging with different wings and maybe even different skills.

You’re gonna be okay.

Fuck I needed to hear this today.

There’s many goops but things do generally get better with each goopening. Especially that first one.

vel1m1r: