November 2024

saucysage:

wear robes do magic serve cunt

beebisbeeble:

rasairui:

Okay I know I posted the first one already but it’s a collection now. Anyway don’t you ever get so tired of this

tags by @friendly-neighborhood-furry

rasairui:

Okay I know I posted the first one already but it’s a collection now. Anyway don’t you ever get so tired of this

core-augur:

littjara-mirrorlake:

creeperman247:

gemthegerm:

KIBTY

it’s always funny to me to imagine cards that draw/interact with other cards in the context of those other cards. like on its own this card is really flavorful and cute but then you think about it and its like, imagine your cat comes home with something in its mouth and drops it in front of you and its one of the eldrazi titans or a phyrexian praetor

What’s this? The limp, barely-conscious body of Jin-Gitaxias?

Good kitty.

Visual demonstration:

fgrobichiko:

elbiotipo:

effemimaniac:

fuckyeahcoelacanths:

membraneshock:

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

A picture of a coelacanth swimming in the ocean, with two scuba divers in the background. There is text next to the coelacanth, it says "I lived, bitch."

we are in the midst of a true Real One

Dude the fact a COELACANTH blog is the one that survived when the rest died off……..

stardella:

I work at a movie theater and this happened last week

the-one-who-lambs:

jomo-is-here:

this game has taken over my brain

yourlocalbreadenthusiast:

give him the caption

otiksimr:

warcrimesimulator:

warcrimesimulator:

warcrimesimulator:

thinking about creatures.

look at this thing

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.

gunsandfireandshit:

sarahmackattack:

It’s the home stretch for supporting Science Education

Oh hi. It’s me again, the squid biologist on a mission to make it easier for people to connect with science. I run a small nonprofit called Skype a Scientist! We match scientists with classrooms, scout troops, robotics clubs, libraries, and more for virtual Q&As about science. We serve 4000-5000 classrooms every year! We offer this FOR FREE. We also run the tumblr-coded Squid Facts Hotline.

To support our program in 2025, we’re selling FROG FACTS advent calendars. Every day you can scratch-off the sparkles to reveal facts about frogs! Please buy one! They’re cute and fun and help me give science education away for free.

Sarah peeks from behind a calendar while holding up that calendar. The calendar says "FROG FACTS" and has 24 sparkly stickers that you can scratch off to get facts. The poster is covered in different kinds of frogs, including wood frogs, leopard frogs, 2 kinds of tree frogs, a suriname toad, a poison dart frog, and a bullfrog.ALT

I unfortunately haven’t gotten any grants to support our program for 2025, BUT!! these advent calendars are helping us keep the lights on! If you already bought one, THANK YOU! If you have shared a post about these calendars, that has been INCREDIBLY helpful. If you can’t help us financially, reposting is so so helpful!

If you want to support our program, you can donate directly here. We’re a 501.c.3 so if you live in the US, donations are tax deductible!

You can also read about our work in detail in our 2023 annual report here!

Thank you all for your support 💕🦑💕

teathattast:

galvanisticinhuman:

marine biologists: damn. this new squid we found is huge. probably the hugest on earth. we’re gonna name it the giant squid

the colossal squid:

marine biologists: you’ve got to be fucking joking

geocaprican:

thingstrumperssay:


Women are getting rid of their Trump supporting partners while they still legally can since they clearly don’t give a shit about them or any other woman.

If you’re thinking about getting a divorce, you should do it while you still can.

renmorris:

renmorris:

the problem with ‘let people do what they want’ is that fandom spaces will churn out the same bigoted content into perpetuity

there’s always going to be the same racism, the same misogyny, and ableism, and homophobia that ultimately creates the exact same tired fanon over and over again. for every piece of media with a following.

zer0-g:

ladygwyndolin:

She was so hot

strawberry-crocodile:

strawberry-crocodile:

fun thing about discussing misogyny in media and in fancom on tumblr is, if you ever say “hey what about a show about women? what if we focused on women? what if this character was a woman?” you will get some guy who apparently has a first grade understanding of feminism jump in and tell you “i would focus on MEN because im a GAY TRANS MAN and i love MEN” like congrats buddy enjoy The Society We All Have To Live In, it is catered to people who want to center men and manhood

like. listen. i do get it. the enthusiasm for finally being able to embrace what makes you happy and to assert your identity. but please realize that bringing it up in this specific circumstance makes you look like an idiot at best and a bigoted asshole with zero respect for women at worst.

sometiktoksarevalid:

h0ly-cr0w:

another study with Nickademus. This time he’s a werewolf

ativantaliban:

I saw something once that I thought was kind of interesting

lilaccccc:

santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

wire-smith:

funny-tik-toks:

This is all one take?? And they have MULTIPLE people as Robin Hood so that they can “cut” between them by spinning the camera??? Wow. That’s so complicated but super clever

theorder6:

Babby’s 2st post :) modern tech is infuriating, and it was either this or I write a manifesto.

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

sacred-portal:

urgentkettle:

roach-works:

gallusrostromegalus:

sometiktoksarevalid:

As a member of the local SCA, two quilt guilds, and a 3D Physical Arts group… The lovely person in the video will be raising their own alpacas by 2032.

i desire her carnally. and yarnally.

Yarnally

pussyhoundspock:

when we’re talking about what makes a good character … erectile dysfunction NEEDS to feature more heavily in that conversation

worfsbarmitzvah:

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

malaroane:

love this type of post

bingle-official:

meowsterplays:

itberice:

JANEWAY

I DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS

justabiii:

men

ur-daily-inspiration:

yesiq00:

I miss Skeleton War posts so much. They’d usually start popping up around this time. People would be celebrating, even cracking jokes or participating. What happened to our dear Skeleton War brethren? Have they found peace? Or are we doomed to have weak bones?

I propose:

Skeleton War 2024.

naamahdarling:

blackirishweab:

It’s almost distressing how talented he is

Imagine a surgeon handling his patients like this. Loving care and phenomenal skill, dramatic gestures, inhuman and unwavering grin.

(And then he takes a bite out of a human heart and it’s chocolate.)

certifiedsexed:

mythicalcoolkid:

benjaminallhope-fulltimemind:

just a handy little info chart on the spectrums of sexuality.

[ID: a poster that reads “These spectra are all different.” Below are four arrows, up to down, each labeled with a different sexuality spectrum.

Sexual attraction

  • Top: allosexual - often experiences sexual attraction (a feeling of wanting to have sex with a specific person)
  • Middle: grey-asexual - rarely experiences sexual attraction
  • Bottom: asexual - never experiences sexual attraction

Notes for sexual attraction:

  • There are other types of attraction and corresponding spectra. See: romantic, platonic, aesthetic, sensual
  • Asexuality can shift over time. See: aceflux

Libido

  • Top: high libido - often or strongly experiences libido/sex drive (a feeling of wanting sex, but not directed at a specific person)
  • Bottom: low libido - rarely experiences libido

Notes for libido:

  • Libido can change greatly due to mental health, life circumstances, and various other factors

Sex favourability

  • Top: sex favourable - sex is appealing and enjoyable for them
  • Middle: sex indifferent - does not particularly like or dislike sex
  • Between middle and bottom: sex averse - dislikes sex and finds it not appealing
  • Bottom: sex repulsed - finds sex repulsive or disgusting

Notes for sex favourability:

  • There are other spectra of favourability. See: romance favourability, touch favourability
  • Sex favourability can depend on context. See: aegosexual
  • Sex favourability can shift over time. See: sex fluid

Sex positivity

  • Top: sex positive - believing that “sex is good and people can do what they want”
  • Middle: sex neutral - no particular stance on sex
  • Bottom: sex negative - believing that “sex is bad and sex should be restricted”

Notes for sex positivity:

  • The other spectra are about things the brain/body does. Sex positivity is about ideology

Any combination is possible. Now you know these things exist. If you want to learn more about something, look it up.

End ID]

Certified Sex Ed Post!

temothylol:

the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer

wolfertinger666:

wolfertinger666:

i think trans people who want to fuck pokemon and furries are actually extremely based and are epic and are gods favorite

rent lowering gunshots again

teabree-shark:

sexygaywizard:

fashion-runways:

VIKTOR & ROLF Couture Spring/Summer 2023 (part 2)
if you want to support this blog consider donating to:
ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

<source engine collision noises as they walk down the runway>


<one model starts vibrating and suddenly shoots off into the distance>

teabree-shark:

sexygaywizard:

fashion-runways:

VIKTOR & ROLF Couture Spring/Summer 2023 (part 2)
if you want to support this blog consider donating to:
ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

<source engine collision noises as they walk down the runway>


<one model starts vibrating and suddenly shoots off into the distance>

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theetherealraphael:

thatoneacerobot:

marbledew:

meatierbunger:

i should be allowed near fire

no but I should

I can be trusted with dangerous items

i am definitely safe around large and heavy objects

all of you should never be around anything dangerous, ever, starting now.

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

robosexualunderground:

objection! (sustained)

Su-stained glass

germanknifemommy:

germanknifemommy:

Getting her pregnant and then blocking her number #womeninmaledominatedfields

You get me

official-megumin:

official-megumin:

ok, so upon further inspection and words with a local lawyer thing. We have found out that we’re under 100 dollars away from having enough to start the family unification!

Of course until the process is complete(which is gonna take a while) we’ll still need more money to run on for food and such.

But still, 100 dollars away.

If anyone can help us cross this threshold, please do. Be it via spreading the word or donating.

I swear I linked the GFM when I posted that…

Anyway, here is the link

https://gofund.me/4d5aaf16

please help out if you can

Wikipedia

netherator:

states-system:

netherator:

sure I’ll get you some. what article?

mmm, tastey

xxacidnekoxx:

i’m gay

ghostisredacted:

once you start saying shit like “yayy” “yippee” and “hehe” theres no going back

smallnico:

no, spotify, i don’t want to use ai to “turn my ideas into playlists”. i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

2well2water:

i fucking hate it when a movie or a tv show does some shit where a character has a shitty dad and another character tells them to forgive him because. “it’s your dad”. that means nothing. more people should be killing their fathers.

bogappreciation:

pepperoni-oni:

siphersaysstuff:

rottenbrainstuff:

robotpussy:

robotpussy:

i will never be against piracy ever but i also need physical media to remain

the average blockbuster carried about 3x as many films than that that are streaming on Netflix or any other streaming service, physical media along with piracy is more important than ever.

I thought this wasn’t true, because how could it be true? How could one small store have more movies than an online database? So I googled it.

I am surprised and depressed to learn it’s 100% true, according to google. A Blockbuster store was required to have a minimum of 7000 titles, but most averaged about 10,000. Netflix has 4000 movies. (And 1800 tv shows if you want to count those, but even included, it’s still less)

Now I’m even more depressed about the collapse of physical rental stores.

BONUS: They weren’t beholden to Who Owns What IP Right Now. They got videos from everyone. You didn’t have to pay separately for the rights to rent from the Disney Shelves and the WB Shelves and bler bler bler, and they only STOPPED having those movies when the tapes broke or someone never returned ‘em.

friendly reminder that your local library will have lots of physical media and if they don’t have what you’re looking for you can most likely ask them to purchase it or order it from another library through interlibrary loan

Shoutout to Scarecrow Video- they have over 148,000 titles, most of which you can rent by mail. Rentals have been down in the last few years so they’re asking for support!

porkrub:

I walk this lonely road
The only road that I have ever known