Cyberpunk dystopias ain’t shit, the second I can get a robot arm I’m doing it. “Ohhh it’ll cost you your soul, ohhhh the companies will own your body” if I can torrent videogames and 3D print a gunpla then I can jailbreak my robot arm
I got my Wii U running games you haven’t even heard of, you think I won’t turn my arm into a pasta maker?
Hell yeah
My dream has long been to turn myself into semi-digital gestalt hive mind composed of multiple synchronised instances of my consciousness housed in a mixture of bioformed, cyborg, and robotic bodies.
recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car’s headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.
who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.
Cyberpunk dystopias ain’t shit, the second I can get a robot arm I’m doing it. “Ohhh it’ll cost you your soul, ohhhh the companies will own your body” if I can torrent videogames and 3D print a gunpla then I can jailbreak my robot arm
I got my Wii U running games you haven’t even heard of, you think I won’t turn my arm into a pasta maker?
Hell yeah
My dream has long been to turn myself into semi-digital gestalt hive mind composed of multiple synchronised instances of my consciousness housed in a mixture of bioformed, cyborg, and robotic bodies.
being inside a slime or some kind of ooze is actually really enriching for adventurers and lets them explore new avenues of self expression so if you want to make an adventurer really happy you can throw them into one of us
bad news, euclid fans! i just disproved his assertation that parallel lines don’t intersect for their entire infinite length. i walked along them for approximately 8.6 x 10⁸ km and you know what i found? that’s right, a tangle.
they don’t touch for the rest of their infinite length though, i did check. in both directions.
i’m sorry that’s my fault i was walking along that stretch earlier and accidentally tripped and tangled them up and i couldn’t get them untangled and i thought no one would notice i’m so sorry
Firefox is a gateway drug to realizing you can do whatever you want with computers. It starts with getting adblock and then you start thinking about what else is possible
People in my notes are saying to have sex with it & yknow yeah sure. Why not
You know people who post pics of their dogs with a sign around them saying something like “I destroyed the couch”? We should normalize shaming our puppyboys when they act out. Need to see the timeline filled with naughty dogs with signs saying “I came without permission” / “I bit my owner” etc.
happy that we’re raising awareness but you can’t make a post about this without mentioning that they collaborated for the sole reason of combining their last names like this
Big fan of all those other purple links and how “Associated prime” is untouched.
Environmental storytelling
To all the programmers out there. See, math can be fun!
“Ur mom gae lol” - Homophobic connotations and kind of overdone
“In 15 years I will invent time travel and travel back in time to have steamy passionate sex with your great-great-great-great-great-grandmother and birth the child that will eventually lead to you. Your blood has always been mine and will be forevermore. You cannot escape me even in death, fool.” - Creative, suggestive, has a storyline, will leave your foes shaking in their gamer chairs
Oh my god I just remembered last night’s dream. I was a concubine at an ancient Chinese emperor’s court, and he decided to make all of the concubines hotdogs, but his hotdogs SUCKED it was like the tiniest sausage and a mountain of toppings, and I was the only one who didn’t force myself to eat it so he sentenced me to death
These isekai gimmick stories are getting put of hand
I, A Chicagoan, Was Reincarnated Into A Chinese Emperor’s Court; But His Hotdogs Are Trash ! !
In My Second Life, I Will Use My Hotdog Making Skills to Escape The Bad Ending !
Oh my god I just remembered last night’s dream. I was a concubine at an ancient Chinese emperor’s court, and he decided to make all of the concubines hotdogs, but his hotdogs SUCKED it was like the tiniest sausage and a mountain of toppings, and I was the only one who didn’t force myself to eat it so he sentenced me to death
These isekai gimmick stories are getting put of hand
I, A Chicagoan, Was Reincarnated Into A Chinese Emperor’s Court; But His Hotdogs Are Trash ! !
In My Second Life, I Will Use My Hotdog Making Skills to Escape The Bad Ending !
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
the runes are actually stylized Russian writing so here’s a translation!
In the year 2016, on the 7th day of may, on this place, a skilled warrior Ulf with his spear struck down a dragon from the skies.
hate when I wanna talk to a person but I don’t really have anything to say. but I yearn for the connection. can’t just message someone like, hi I have nothing in particular to say but you’re fun and cool and I would like to have a conversation
i do something I call “leaving the door open” where I try to engage in like. Optional small talk. Fun or interesting observations, half-formed jokes. It gives people the option to engage and signals you’re open to having a conversation without making it particularly urgent. Saying “hey” forces the other person to come up with an actual topic, and “how are you” conversations can get repetitive or in some cases unfun. Sometimes people don’t want to reflect on how they are, or maybe they reflected but don’t need a response to it, for any variety of valid reasons. By focusing on mundane topics you signal that your friendship is evolved enough that you no longer feel the need to talk exclusively about a shared interest, a generally un-intimate set of topics, and can rather talk about your lives, which offers a deeper sense of connection. The downside is that many people were taught to communicate in this way, and don’t or cannot express their confusion on a new way of communicating in direct questions, so sometimes the response is “why are you telling me this?” That sucks! But it can’t be helped. Healthy long distance friendships require a healthy diet of shared interest, interest in the other person as an individual, and weird mundane shit. Without those things, they tend to wither, and not everyone is capable of willing to feed them what they need. But leaving the door open is a great first step!
