November 2024

lastoneout:

lastoneout:

lastoneout:

I am once again BEGGING people to turn timestamps on and pay attention to them.

Helpful Tip: Turn timestamps on. And if you see a post about a contentious topic that was made more than six months ago with reblogs turned off and notice that no one has left a reply in months. Please don’t then go through and respond to a dozen or more of said old replies, potentially restarting like ten different arguments OP is going to have to deal with clogging up their notes.

This has happened to me like three times now and I wanna say the whole “don’t worry about how old a post is just interact liking and reblogging old posts isn’t taboo here” thing does not apply to old discourse posts where it’s clear this is no longer a place of honor and everyone would prefer to move on. You don’t need to restart years old arguments. Please just make your own post or something. Please.

This thing has one of the most even reblog to like ratios I’ve seen in a while, I assume I am not the only person who’s had to deal with this.

idontevenhaveone:

vaspider:

rosslynpaladin:

what-even-is-thiss:

sodomit:

I think I’m gonna start using he/him for the moon on purpose now.

In many cultures the moon is a man and the sun is a woman or both are men or something like in Egyptian mythology your ideas about the inherent feminine nature of the moon are based in nothing

Yeah in my tribe the Moon is male. So maybe we’re not all Romans.

I kind of want to make the sentence “so maybe we’re not all Romans” into a pin.

Look, I would buy that in a second.

idontevenhaveone:

vaspider:

rosslynpaladin:

what-even-is-thiss:

sodomit:

I think I’m gonna start using he/him for the moon on purpose now.

In many cultures the moon is a man and the sun is a woman or both are men or something like in Egyptian mythology your ideas about the inherent feminine nature of the moon are based in nothing

Yeah in my tribe the Moon is male. So maybe we’re not all Romans.

I kind of want to make the sentence “so maybe we’re not all Romans” into a pin.

Look, I would buy that in a second.

idontevenhaveone:

vaspider:

rosslynpaladin:

what-even-is-thiss:

sodomit:

I think I’m gonna start using he/him for the moon on purpose now.

In many cultures the moon is a man and the sun is a woman or both are men or something like in Egyptian mythology your ideas about the inherent feminine nature of the moon are based in nothing

Yeah in my tribe the Moon is male. So maybe we’re not all Romans.

I kind of want to make the sentence “so maybe we’re not all Romans” into a pin.

Look, I would buy that in a second.

vanyamired:

nb-marceline:

(full article here)

catasters:

kaban-bang:

silvermoon424:

This is so fucking funny, apparently “war bad” is liberal propaganda now??? Yes, war IS bad you fucking dipshit.

All Quiet on the Western Front (the original book) was written by a German WWI veteran who was determined to show just how utterly horrifying, disgusting, and senseless the war- and by extension all war- was. The book and its adaptations take great pains to portray the suffering endured by the common soldiers on both sides, who didn’t even really want to fight but were manipulated/forced into it by those in power. The book was even banned in Nazi Germany and the author had to flee the country because the Nazis believed the book was “anti-German” and would hamper their war efforts by showing the German people the real horrors of war.

So in some ways I guess history is repeating itself, more right-wing idiots are hating on this brilliant piece of anti-war media 🙄

kaban-bang:

silvermoon424:

This is so fucking funny, apparently “war bad” is liberal propaganda now??? Yes, war IS bad you fucking dipshit.

All Quiet on the Western Front (the original book) was written by a German WWI veteran who was determined to show just how utterly horrifying, disgusting, and senseless the war- and by extension all war- was. The book and its adaptations take great pains to portray the suffering endured by the common soldiers on both sides, who didn’t even really want to fight but were manipulated/forced into it by those in power. The book was even banned in Nazi Germany and the author had to flee the country because the Nazis believed the book was “anti-German” and would hamper their war efforts by showing the German people the real horrors of war.

So in some ways I guess history is repeating itself, more right-wing idiots are hating on this brilliant piece of anti-war media 🙄

cottoncandylesbo:

me watching my crew die halfway into our expedition and the boat is full of water and we didnt even make it to antarctica and my wife will never know i died out here

depsidase:

amygdalae:

uh oohhh forgot to wipe down the cutting board from last night before cutting up strawberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

kinda tired of porn tbh

its all the same theres dome ass some dick some cum its like there needs to be a twist or something

like what if we made porn2 and everything is the same

but watch out

not exactly but that is a great concept for fnaf fans to get behind

1-jar-of-stars:

On Friendship.

ur-daily-inspiration:

siorca:

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

“Am I evil for resenting well-meaning displays of affection?” No. That’s Sasuke. Be safe out there

terri-theslime13:

thebugautistic:

theabigailthorn:

yr-tiktok-mom:

actually on the tube the announcement would be

‘laduesangennlemunPSZZZCVZCAVGVVDvvhaharedsingalBVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVDHBB"

tma vibes. not sure how or why it just is

wait youre true

maybeasunflower:

enki2:

(from: @sapphonic )

vampmilf:

vampmilf:

love when a poll says to share where youre from and everyone says their country like a normal person and then americans give you random letter codes. “im from south MN” like girl on the shelf? are you a book or perhaps a vinyl record?

we shall have a summer wedding. in the city library of prague.

vampmilf:

vampmilf:

love when a poll says to share where youre from and everyone says their country like a normal person and then americans give you random letter codes. “im from south MN” like girl on the shelf? are you a book or perhaps a vinyl record?

we shall have a summer wedding. in the city library of prague.

vampmilf:

vampmilf:

love when a poll says to share where youre from and everyone says their country like a normal person and then americans give you random letter codes. “im from south MN” like girl on the shelf? are you a book or perhaps a vinyl record?

we shall have a summer wedding. in the city library of prague.

inclines:

stimman3000:

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This is ‘Clinamen’, by Céleste Boursier-Mougenot (it’s an installation artwork). I got to see it in person and it’s stayed with me since.

inclines:

stimman3000:

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This is ‘Clinamen’, by Céleste Boursier-Mougenot (it’s an installation artwork). I got to see it in person and it’s stayed with me since.

inclines:

stimman3000:

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This is ‘Clinamen’, by Céleste Boursier-Mougenot (it’s an installation artwork). I got to see it in person and it’s stayed with me since.

teathattast:

Post this cat when they least expect it

ralfmaximus:

cute-catts:

bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

QA tester behavior

ralfmaximus:

cute-catts:

bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

QA tester behavior

ralfmaximus:

cute-catts:

bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

QA tester behavior

ghosti1ee:

HI new to tumblr but I draw furries and humans and stuff ;P I WANNA MAKE FRIENDS

funny-tik-toks:

bred-by-insanity:

buzzcutssn:

charmac:

goofalicousgooberface:

very big fan of when shows put wigs on actors and say ‘yeah. That’s him when he was younger fuck you’. No anti aging ai, no teen actor hired. Just. The same guy with a fuckass wig

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Really craving a medium boiled egg but I should be asleep

Man I hate being unemployed

thorninspaceandtime:

yellow-g0ache:

If I had a tail I’d wrap it around yours when we sit together. If u even care

If I had wings I’d use them to shelter you from the rain. By the way

serozvero:

wumblr:

now that the statute of limitations has expired, i can say that during the pandemic, my apartment complex at the time tried to change the laundry room hours to business hours, and i very calmly and quietly went down, took a cinderblock off the garden wall, and threw it through the glass door. and it stayed open til 9pm, and we never heard about changing hours again. sometimes you have to throw a cinderblock in a very businesslike manner, i’m saying. this is a negotiation, among stakeholders, and i would like to make clear that the cost/benefit balance sheet used to make the decision to change the hours was missing a variable

teathattast:

sadiadi:

???

mychemicalraymance:

theriverbeyond:

How to Ethically Jerk It to Caitlyn From Arcane Even Though She’s a Cop

BY Hard Drive Staff ON November 18, 2024

If you’re anything like the Hard Drive staff, you’ve been eagerly awaiting the weekly episode drops for Arcane season 2 while simultaneously swearing to never touch League of Legends as long as you live. You also may be tempted to beat off to Caitlyn because let’s face it, she’s a standout in a sea of animated hotties. But a little something keeps pulling at your conscience–the fact that she’s a fucking cop.ALT
Never fear. We here at Hard Drive have exactly the step-by-step guide to help you retain your presumed moral and political purity while getting to jerk off to a leggy dictator-in-waiting.

1. Begin with a Land Acknowledgement 

ALT

how does hard drive never fucking miss

sephirthoughts:

odinsblog:

Saturn, the planet with the most known moons in our solar system: 146

this fucking drama queen

sephirthoughts:

odinsblog:

Saturn, the planet with the most known moons in our solar system: 146

this fucking drama queen

teathattast:

shopwitchvamp:

westiec:

lesbianredpanda:

kvothes:

so true

Official Wednesday post

It’s Tuesday

Happy “Not Only Is It Not Friday, It’s Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It’s Tuesday” Monday, everyone

hemi-demi:

quasi-normalcy:

tashaste-too:

saint-batrick:

dee-the-red-witch:

gothiccharmschool:

plateauofmemories:

autumngracy:

quasi-normalcy:

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

  • A Vampire’s fangs are also it’s reproductive organs

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

Oh please, “the penetration of the vampire’s bite as metaphor for sexual penetration” is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of “vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration” is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

MA'AM.

[something, something] … practicing safe sucks.

Okay, yeah, I’ll reblog that

@beheldandcompelled

girldraki:

tinylambnursery:

to the people who struggle with hygiene, kinda smell bad, have rooms filled to the brim with trash and dirty clothes, or can’t properly take care of themselves for whatever reason i love you a lot and i care about you a lot. able bodied and mentally well/stable people have no right to be commenting on our lives, they know nothing. go at your own pace, no matter how slow that pace may be.

biandbitchy:

the whole idea of “stay in school!!!!” is great and all but hard to hear when you’re someone who couldn’t stay in school

so here’s a post for every person who’s had to drop out of school. whether it was due to illness or money or just because you didn’t want to be there, you’re no less of a person for dropping out. you own your own life, and you’re just as important as people who were able to graduate 

rotflea: