November 2024

zooophagous:

zooophagous:

I love people who are against processed foods so they make their own breads and jams and soups and pickles. Like it doesn’t count as processed if you process it yourself.

Same logic as it doesn’t count as eating too many cookies if you had to bake the cookies.

bog-witch-extraordinaire:

chongoblog:

Programming is so funny. It says

ERROR: int can not be converted to a string

And you’re just like “oh, okay. *adds ”.ToString()“ to the end*

“Alright that’s okay ^w^”

dorothylarouge:

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

princessofkazakhstan-deactivate:

the little feet sticking out at the back is really making this a spiritual experience.

riseandfallofsecunit:

That one scene where Murderbot fights by “wrapping itself around the other SecUnit’s face”

zanathan-aisling:

hedoenism:

aleshakills:

deathcarpets-deactivated2019042:

*republicans flip gender switch on and off* welcome to hell! welcome to hell!

Hey, do y’all remember that time we (trans women) told y’all that stubbornly using gender neutral language to refer to trans women is an act of misgendering and transmisogyny in and of itself and y’all said we didn’t know what we were talking about?

Original Article Is At Pinknews BTW

fuzzystims:

ice fidget spinner

willgrahamscock:

“they’re queerbait this, they’re not canon that” they’re whatever i want them to be on ao3 actually

justsomeguycore:

its sometimes hard to know whether you need to say “i’m sorry that happened” or if you can whip out “killing them with my minddddd”

capricorn-0mnikorn:

paulgadzikowski:

kleenexwoman:

batwynn:

the-perks-of-neurodivergency:

x-i-l-verify:

aquilegiaformosa:

jellyfemmedyke:

fatphobia and ableism is so insidious. You can look up like, food, and it’ll say “eating a lot of food causes diabetes” and you’re like oh dang what? I thought we didn’t know the cause of diabetes. So you look up what causes diabetes and it says “we still don’t know what causes diabetes” bruh they’re just making shit up to give people eating disorders

it’s becoming clearer that “being fat makes you diabetic” is actually misapplied observation and like, backwards cause and effect. insulin resistance is the main factor in type 2 diabetes. it was thought being fat made you insulin resistant. turns out it’s the other way round; insulin resistance causes the body to store fat at a greater rate. like yes, once the weight is gained it can then contribute more to resistance and things can snowball, but the initiating factor is not being fat.

#type 1 is caused by no insulin production type 2 is caused by insulin resistance #and what causes the resistance or pancreatic damage is often uncertain #absolutely poor diet and lack of exercise can EXACERBATE EXISTING TYPE 2 DIABETES #but eating carbs and eating sugar will not give you diabetes; neither t1 or t2 #also keto is a fucking scam and a lie and puts people in the hospital on a regular basis

Also worth mentioning how hard it is to find good advice around healthy eating or exercise because almost all of the information available assumes your goal is to lose weight. So you’ll find a hundred articles for how you can reduce calories, but nothing about how you can eat more vegetables while managing a budget and still feeling satiated. Because professionals assume your goal is to lose weight, not to feel better in your body. It’s so incredibly frustrating.

As a chronically Ill/disabled fat person who just got diagnosed with full blown diabetes:

They want to blame us, because then it’s our faults and they can feel good about themselves for ‘doing everything right’. That’s it.

Diabetes can’t ‘just happen’ because then it could happen to anyone. The same with every other illness and disability. If it can ‘just happen’ then this perfectly ‘healthy’, skinny person could do everything ‘right’ and still one day develop diabetes or other illnesses. They can’t handle that, so they pick at every little possible thing that a fat/ill/disabled person has ever done until they find that thing you supposedly did ‘wrong’ to cause this thing that they so desperately don’t want to happen to them.

And this goes for everyone, including doctors and other medical professionals because they have been taught this same thing. That there must be a reason this thing happened to a person, and it’s easier if it was their fault. To look for that thing the patient must have done wrong, because then you have the ‘answer’ and the blame. And then you, the medical professional, are not culpable for any misstatements, misunderstandings, misdiagnosis, that you have done or will do.

And the cycle will continue forever as long as self-proclaimed healthy, skinny people continue to live in fear of ever not being healthy, skinny people. Being fat and sick is one of the worst things they can ever imagine to happen, and it must be our faults because if not… if not then what horrible, terrible things to then happen to them and their precious bodies?

My risk for diabetes was really high in my early 20s because I have PCOS, which fucks up your insulin resistance.

I’m just as fat as I was then, but my A1C is absolutely fine because I have been on hormonal birth control for so long it’s gotten balanced out.

I’m not even eating as well as I did back then, but I’m less at risk of diabetes than I was because my underlying hormonal imbalance has been managed.

Being fat doesn’t make you predisposed to having diabetes, being predisposed to diabetes makes you fat

Sometimes I think that, in spite of all things the biological sciences have actually revealed about how our bodies actually work, the field of Western medicine remains just as superstitious as it was 600 years ago.

The teachings around the how of it all has changed, but not the underlying assumptions around the why of it all. It’s still just as focused on purging the “sinner” of “evils” as it was when treatises on health were being written by Christian monks.

serpentineshine:

(ocs) happy thinning of the veil!

feel free to trick or treat in my inbox and maybe one of my ocs will hand you something idk :))

capricorn-0mnikorn:

paulgadzikowski:

kleenexwoman:

batwynn:

the-perks-of-neurodivergency:

x-i-l-verify:

aquilegiaformosa:

jellyfemmedyke:

fatphobia and ableism is so insidious. You can look up like, food, and it’ll say “eating a lot of food causes diabetes” and you’re like oh dang what? I thought we didn’t know the cause of diabetes. So you look up what causes diabetes and it says “we still don’t know what causes diabetes” bruh they’re just making shit up to give people eating disorders

it’s becoming clearer that “being fat makes you diabetic” is actually misapplied observation and like, backwards cause and effect. insulin resistance is the main factor in type 2 diabetes. it was thought being fat made you insulin resistant. turns out it’s the other way round; insulin resistance causes the body to store fat at a greater rate. like yes, once the weight is gained it can then contribute more to resistance and things can snowball, but the initiating factor is not being fat.

#type 1 is caused by no insulin production type 2 is caused by insulin resistance #and what causes the resistance or pancreatic damage is often uncertain #absolutely poor diet and lack of exercise can EXACERBATE EXISTING TYPE 2 DIABETES #but eating carbs and eating sugar will not give you diabetes; neither t1 or t2 #also keto is a fucking scam and a lie and puts people in the hospital on a regular basis

Also worth mentioning how hard it is to find good advice around healthy eating or exercise because almost all of the information available assumes your goal is to lose weight. So you’ll find a hundred articles for how you can reduce calories, but nothing about how you can eat more vegetables while managing a budget and still feeling satiated. Because professionals assume your goal is to lose weight, not to feel better in your body. It’s so incredibly frustrating.

As a chronically Ill/disabled fat person who just got diagnosed with full blown diabetes:

They want to blame us, because then it’s our faults and they can feel good about themselves for ‘doing everything right’. That’s it.

Diabetes can’t ‘just happen’ because then it could happen to anyone. The same with every other illness and disability. If it can ‘just happen’ then this perfectly ‘healthy’, skinny person could do everything ‘right’ and still one day develop diabetes or other illnesses. They can’t handle that, so they pick at every little possible thing that a fat/ill/disabled person has ever done until they find that thing you supposedly did ‘wrong’ to cause this thing that they so desperately don’t want to happen to them.

And this goes for everyone, including doctors and other medical professionals because they have been taught this same thing. That there must be a reason this thing happened to a person, and it’s easier if it was their fault. To look for that thing the patient must have done wrong, because then you have the ‘answer’ and the blame. And then you, the medical professional, are not culpable for any misstatements, misunderstandings, misdiagnosis, that you have done or will do.

And the cycle will continue forever as long as self-proclaimed healthy, skinny people continue to live in fear of ever not being healthy, skinny people. Being fat and sick is one of the worst things they can ever imagine to happen, and it must be our faults because if not… if not then what horrible, terrible things to then happen to them and their precious bodies?

My risk for diabetes was really high in my early 20s because I have PCOS, which fucks up your insulin resistance.

I’m just as fat as I was then, but my A1C is absolutely fine because I have been on hormonal birth control for so long it’s gotten balanced out.

I’m not even eating as well as I did back then, but I’m less at risk of diabetes than I was because my underlying hormonal imbalance has been managed.

Being fat doesn’t make you predisposed to having diabetes, being predisposed to diabetes makes you fat

Sometimes I think that, in spite of all things the biological sciences have actually revealed about how our bodies actually work, the field of Western medicine remains just as superstitious as it was 600 years ago.

The teachings around the how of it all has changed, but not the underlying assumptions around the why of it all. It’s still just as focused on purging the “sinner” of “evils” as it was when treatises on health were being written by Christian monks.

slurps-soup:

wolfertinger666:

I wish every trans person a belly full of delicious soup

*slurps soup*

I too wish every trans person a belly full of delicious soup! 🏳️‍⚧️

latriviata:

deadpanfryingpan:

villainessbian:

nimona-antifa:

etherealspacejelly:

me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!

Me when my chronic pain chronically hurts

me when the neurodivergences makes me diverge from other neuros

me when the chronic fatigue fatigues me chronically

me when the mental illness makes me ill mentally

savedgame:

honeylemony:

what-shitfuckery-is-this-ew:

lukadjo:

tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit:

iloveblankpaper-deactivated2025:

qsycomplainsalot:

iloveblankpaper-deactivated2025:

qsycomplainsalot:

AI people: we’re just as much artists as you are, you gotta be so observant and go through so many correcting phases for the picture to look good uwu
also AI people:

if this were a hand drawn image people would be harping on about the symbolism

Yeah you know why ? Because if someone made this by hand for hours at a time, one would assume he’d have done it for a fucking reason.
Meanwhile with AI we know it was completely and randomly based on the whims of a computer that doesn’t and never will think like a human.

stfu buddy symbolism is the fucking nonsense you have to memorise alongside the rest of the poetic devices in order to write 3 paragraphs about an excerpt in an english exam, it has no place in art, and none of you fuckers will gaslight me into thinking so again

This dude said symbolism has no place in art

Let’s remove that “so” in tumblr user iloveblankpaper’s last sentence

they’re a troll aren’t they

yeah

thegreatgeodo:

chrysanthemum-aria:

prontaentrega:

the vaticans multicultural anime girls are wearing the racism rosary 💀

NOOOO???? that’s the opposite of the racism rosary??? what???? each color represents a continent and the rosary says to pray for them???? what am I not getting here?????

These are missionary rosaries, you know missionaries? The people whose job it is to erase other cultures and replace them with their own? Also, they have the color red for American missions, white for European and yellow for Asia. While it isn’t said anywhere in this promotional material, the people in the notes are linking this to the skin colors of the people whose cultures missionaries have the job of trampling.

murderessdominatrix:

prole-log:

via @quasi-normalcy

irangp:

Allah please take all of Cuba’s pain and give it to the Guantanamo Bay naval base

achillesinhighheels:

nonasuch:

rimonoroni:

rimonoroni:

rimonoroni:

can’t get over when famous gangster lucky luciano was like “hey lansky seems like quite a hassle getting all those nazis offa your terf you want us to help ya out” and meyer “Left Russia Because of Pogroms and Became A Gangster In The US” lansky was like “no. no getting to beat the shit out of nazis is reward enough for us. sorry lucky this one’s personal don’t worry about it”

here’s a quote from a New York Times article abt it

also bonus quote from that article

“quick question about the punching, judge perlman: how about murder instead”

everybody says that “the government” enlisted these mobsters to beat up nazis, but like. no. no that didn’t happen? judge nathan perlman illegally called up a man who could have him shot dead at a minute to say “hey. i’ve scoured the fucking law books tryna find a way to get these fucking nazis out of here, but my legal means have unfortunately run out. so-” and meyer fucking lansky was like “ah say no more boss lemme call a buncha friends and we’ll get this sorted out real quick don’t even bother paying me.“

can you imagine that phone call. like genuinely. how am i supposed to continue living my normal life knowing this happened. people who loooove talking about punching nazis, taKE FUCKING NOTES

this is my favorite Meyer Lansky story.

my second favorite Meyer Lansky story is about the time, many years later, that he was at a meeting of mafia heads and one of them started bragging about how his son was following him into the family business.

Meyer Lansky said “That’s nice. My son works for NASA.”

wheeloffortune-design:

wheeloffortune-design:

wheeloffortune-design:

wheeloffortune-design:

the tenants before us were dentists.

every month or so, a thick, glossy, full color catalogue lands in my mailbox, full of dentist chairs, dentist lamps, dentist tables and dentist art to put on the walls of your dentist waiting room.

(the catalogue makes for a great bird toy, my babies take at least a week to reduce it to shreds.)

i’ve received ads full of smiles full of teeth, addressed to doctor and doctor so and so. they just keep coming and i’m too exhausted to do anything about it.

thing is, it was just something funny, a cute anecdote. look at my new dentist catalogue! i’ll order the reclining chair on page 24, the one that costs 8000$, it would look cute in the living room.

and then earlier tonight (around 3AM, yes i was awake) a pipe of our dishwasher decided to disconnect. (yes we’d just started a load, our upstairs neighbor is deaf, no guilt whatsoever, when you’re depressed most of the time you clean when the energy comes and sometimes it’s on friday night 3am)

anyway. it’s earlier tonight, at 3h15 AM, that I found myself in front of the fuse box in the basement, water cascading around me, panicking, trying to find the kitchen switch to turn off everything electric

and.

the switches were labeled.

dentist lamp 1

dentist lamp 2

x-ray

waiting room

dentist lamp 3

..

oh. oh no.

anyway, dentists are monsters.

for those who worry: everything is okay now. the pipe has been fixed, the kitchen is dry, the electricity is back, the people are fed, the landlord is updated

and that damn fuse box is now CORRECTLY LABELED


  1. X-Ray
  2. Work desk
  3. Plug Dark room
  4. Lights
  5. Blue unit
  6. (same as 4)
  7. Green unit
  8. Dentist lamp
  9. Lab
  10. AC
  11. (same as 9)
  12. Emergency lights
  13. Plug Dark room
  14. Plug hygiene
  15. Floor (door)
  16. (same as 14)
  17. Op room 1-2
  18. Panorex
  19. Op room 1-2
  20. (same as 18)
  21. Floor (reception)
  22. Vacuum
  23. Waiting room
  24. (same as 22)
  25. Basement lights
  26. Contractor for compress.
  27. (same as 25)
  28. Dentist lamp
  29. Basement plug
  30. Sound system
  31. Compressor
  32. Plug counter
  33. (same as 31)
  34. (same as 32)
  35. Plug floor left
  36. Plug phone
  37. Plug floor right
  38. Plug basement

I need you to know that this is a really normal apartment. The first floor and half finished basement of a regular duplex. Two bedrooms, a living room, a kitchen, a bathroom. Absolutely normal apartment. Now you can also understand how insane this is.

Insane update about the ex-tennants were dentists saga.

I have a cavity I need to deal with ASAP so I googled dentists near me.

GOOGLE GIVES ME MY OWN ADDRESS.

aychama:

Ribbit Ribbit 🐸

She likes entertaining Leshy

the-real-yahoo-mail:

offiiciallybavaria:

aimless-helter-skelter:

failsnail:

patrickat:

skele-cain:

swedebeast:

scienceandfandoms:

My friend was messing with Never Gonna Give You Up on her record player and she sped it up. It beCAME A FREAKING MAGICAL GIRL THEME.

Reminds me of a late 80s or early 90s anime ending theme.

God his voice is so deep even this fast he hasn’t hit ‘chipmunk’ vocals

image

I regret many things.

Cam someone @ the rickroll gimmicks if they haven’t been @’d for this already? I don’t remember their @’s.

@rick-roller @ricky-astley @same-pic-rick-roll

tothechaos:

things-that-are-weezer-blue:

tothechaos:

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

Yup

there are gimmick blogs the likes of which you cannot conceive on this goddamn website

train-heartnet-xiii:

riverforasoulreason:

“TAG YOUR GORE/POMEGRANATES ASSHOLE”

GREATEST SENTENCE EVER.

I was preparing a pomegranate a week or so ago and I had to walk away and sit down because I suddenly remembered that “tag your gore/pomegranates” thing and couldn’t stop laughing for a while.

sasukeprime:

mermaids-ate-my-dinner:

greeniery:

i actually fucking hate this website lmao

intervenesspitefully:

demilypyro:

maddiethepancake:

demilypyro:

walked into a burger place to pick up my order and the girl behind the counter looked at my shirt funny so I look down and the shirt is a picture of a girl excited about eating a hamburger and fries. i’m such a fucking cartoon character right now. this is the shirt

aychama:

Weird way to ask for a date.

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thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001:

ultvisual:

hotvampireadjacent:

orange-and-green-chess-board:

txttletale:

mousette:

mousette:

I’m obsessed with buildings like this, they are so beautiful because they are pure function. The form is just an incredible display of geometry.

the buildings had their dicks out…

hi so I’ve seen a few posts around with All Removed Images like this and I think I know why this happens?

OP is deactivated, but doesn’t have the “deactivated-whatevernumbers” thing next to their url. I’ve heard around that this rneans the person was deactivated by staff rather than deleting their own account(citation needed though).

my theory is that any account staff nukes (or it could be something they can choose per account) has every image they’ve ever posted also removed.

either that or yeah the buildings might’ve had their dicks out

sprousprou:

crazy-pages:

dysphoria-things:

b-b-but we’re protecting women, right?

The error has prompted widespread backlash from the UK population, making it clear that cisgender people are able to see the risks of housing a woman in a mens prison. A form of torture the Scottish Prison Service reserves for transgender women.

Say it louder for those in the back

hadopelagian:

im genuinely in awe. like. the contrast between the rest of the server being slaughtered (only scott and cleo didn’t die to a snail otherwise) and then gem and joel just kind of hanging out with their snails. doing snail experiments. doing snail parkour. gem taught her snail about the life series and said they would be best friends. how do they keep doing this

ouroborosparadox:

bro no you’re not cringe. bro. bro you used to type like that because you mirror mannerisms from those before you. bro. bro it isn’t cringe. bro it’s ok you were pushy and annoying bro… bro.. it’s valid to feel embarrassed over it. it’s gonna be okay bro.

ouroborosparadox:

bro no you’re not cringe. bro. bro you used to type like that because you mirror mannerisms from those before you. bro. bro it isn’t cringe. bro it’s ok you were pushy and annoying bro… bro.. it’s valid to feel embarrassed over it. it’s gonna be okay bro.

ouroborosparadox:

bro no you’re not cringe. bro. bro you used to type like that because you mirror mannerisms from those before you. bro. bro it isn’t cringe. bro it’s ok you were pushy and annoying bro… bro.. it’s valid to feel embarrassed over it. it’s gonna be okay bro.

laurence-does-art:

They don’t need to sleep, but they want to sleep, and they will get that nap Narinder, so help me-

derinthemadscientist:

thepioden:

animatedamerican:

nentuaby:

animatedamerican:

asexualbrittaperry:

ggiornojo:

asexualbrittaperry:

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

derinthemadscientist:

thepioden:

animatedamerican:

nentuaby:

animatedamerican:

asexualbrittaperry:

ggiornojo:

asexualbrittaperry:

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

minitt-personal:

rslashrats:

i do think that “greening” is the funniest term to come out of any mmorpg. it’s because intentionally allowing someone to go “sad” in toontown - which is basically what happens when you lose all your laff points (equivalent of hp), the laff meter icon for your toon turns green and gets little x eyes like this:

people who go out of their way to do this get called “greeners” and i’m so sorry but it sounds like the toon equivalent of a slur

same with oder on roblox

grendinator:

magnuslightwoodbane:

moist-von-lipwig:

magnuslightwoodbane:

moist-von-lipwig:

magnuslightwoodbane:

all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name

you mean like your friends, jack

my what now

the people who help you do this kind of dumb shit

jimmy this wasn’t part of the agreement

Top 10 anime betrayals

grendinator:

magnuslightwoodbane:

moist-von-lipwig:

magnuslightwoodbane:

moist-von-lipwig:

magnuslightwoodbane:

all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name

you mean like your friends, jack

my what now

the people who help you do this kind of dumb shit

jimmy this wasn’t part of the agreement

Top 10 anime betrayals

d3m0nang3lcatxx-deactivated2025:

haughty-ojousama:

“why didn’t you show any signs of being trans”

cuz I knew I’d be punished? duh! like c'mon, boys aren’t supposed to dress like girls or want to, I would have been reprimanded, don’t pretend I wouldn’t have.

because my mom taught me that boys are awful and want to hurt me, why would I have wanted to be what my mom said are the very people who want to hurt me

hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate:

Basically ive started imbuing random inanimate objects with souls in order to fuck up the world LOL

laura-the-swarming:

killerqueenmp3:

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

heck-zip:

have a comic to suppress my absence

this is a reminder to myself

i am a chronic depriver of sleep

maidthings:

There is infinitely more “gender ideology” going on in the average conversation between two cis parents about their children than anything two weirdo trannies are doing

ur-daily-inspiration: