“What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”
“The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”
all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes
“Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”
(after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”
S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.
“Author’s
note: A heated discussion takes place as to whether the game is
stereotyping the yakuza, which is resolved when Midoriyama, a
now-retired former mid-level faction boss,
points out
that the stereotypes about the yakuza are more or less correct, with the
exception of their alleged prowess in martial arts.“
i’ve seen these quotes a hundred times but never the full article — 200k notes and i’ve never seen someone mention the guy saying “they should let kiryu smoke meth”
i’ve been watching the trump rally at madison square gardens on youtube and its fucking unreal. first guy to speak is some comedian with the most bitter and humorless little laugh and he’s just throwing out every boring, cliched racist joke he can think of (“latinos have so many kids, they don’t pull out, they come inside…like they came in our country!” yes he actually said that) and the crowd response is like lukewarm at best at any of them.
Then the guy is like “yea trump got shot in the ear…which if you think about it is literally the coolest place to get shot” and the crowd is like literally silent
and then the next guy comes out and he’s a painter and he gives a little speech about how everybody said he was never going to make it as an artist because he was conservative and didn’t bow to the woke left. And now he’s going to do a live painting which is like okay.
So he starts painting on this big canvas and pretty soon it’s clear that he’s trying to paint an american flag or like part of an american flag, and he’s blocking in colors like purple, red, white, blue, orange okay and at first it seems like he could go back and blend it all in and make it look really good but then he starts just like smearing all over the canvas with his fingers and it becomes apparent that the painting just looks like ass actually and it’s going to look like ass for the foreseeable future
So then he like, peels back some masking tape or something that was on the canvas revealing a cutout of a black and white image of Trump…hugging the empire state building?
What
I forgot to mention that the comedian opened with an endorsement of mypillow
I vividly remember the Napster lawsuit and when downloading music became like, illegal illegal in 2001 or whatever and there was an article in some girly teen magazine my friend was subscribed to about a record company hitting a literal teenage girl with a multi-million dollar lawsuit to “set an example” so me and my other eight-year-old friends were terrified we’d be next but we didn’t stop.
literally risking it all for our Destiny’s Child/3 Doors Down/Britney Spears/Nelly mix CD
was thinking about infighting and like. they all see us the same. from the wildest queerest fagdyke to a cis gay guy. we are the same to them. the weird queers are not like. ruining your precious community. we’re a part of it
@ exclusionists:
We are all Faggots in the eyes of the Fash. Stand United or Die Separately.
truly few things are more sneer-worthy to me than a gay deeply invested in respectability and assimilation
[ID: A crudely drawn picture of a room with a vault door. A crudely drawn orange stick person with dog ears is in the foreground while a green dog person and a blue dog person are staring intently at a pumpkin.]
Your name is Orangepup Dogsaturated. You are getting somewhat sick of being stuck down in this secure underground bunker. What will you do?
>Orangepup Dogsaturated: Fuck the pumpkin to alleviate boredom
[ID: Orangepup dogsaturated is watching the pumpkin]
You are of course aware of the concept of fucking, which etymologically derives from the ancient ritual duels known as fūyeck, which could really fuck someone up.
You consider challenging the pumpkin but realize that with no means to signal consent, it cannot participate in a legitimate fuck.
my uncle (named big michael, you will soon find out why) who is 6’9 (Now You Understand) just arrived to sleep over at our place, i was not informed, there are no lights on in the hall, he has a key, and it is 34 minutes past midnight. So that is all to say, I do think with some certainty, that I am now, officially, the first human being who has come this close to seeing the boogie man in real life, and survived. He unfolded himself through that door frame like a poorly made origami crane from hell.
I headcanon that all of the bishops are whiny sicks, since none of them have actually been sick in like an eon, so their frame of refernce is off on how bad a symptom actually is.
Except Kallamar, if he is complaining about being sick, he probably is dying.
ghost hunting team that keep a nonbeliever named steve around as an emergency supernatural suppressant
he waits in the car with a walkie talkie while they investigate and if things break bad they call him in. as soon as he enters everything stops floating around/trying to kill the hunters and he rolls his eyes and goes back to the car.
he’s not bluffing. i can’t emphasize that enough. he 100% believes that the hunters calling him in is either a prank, to make him feel useful, or because they’re spookable cowards who panicked when a book fell.
he stays because the money is good and he can play his gameboy in the car.
i fucking love this so much. it’s like having a service animal but instead it’s a guy named steve who owns more cargo shorts than the Gap continuously baffled by why he keeps getting befriended by goths.
It’s just me n you and you n me just us and your friend Steve
ghost hunting team that keep a nonbeliever named steve around as an emergency supernatural suppressant
he waits in the car with a walkie talkie while they investigate and if things break bad they call him in. as soon as he enters everything stops floating around/trying to kill the hunters and he rolls his eyes and goes back to the car.
he’s not bluffing. i can’t emphasize that enough. he 100% believes that the hunters calling him in is either a prank, to make him feel useful, or because they’re spookable cowards who panicked when a book fell.
he stays because the money is good and he can play his gameboy in the car.
i fucking love this so much. it’s like having a service animal but instead it’s a guy named steve who owns more cargo shorts than the Gap continuously baffled by why he keeps getting befriended by goths.
It’s just me n you and you n me just us and your friend Steve
it’s three taps anywhere on the screen on a smartphone!
This is important punks. Deadly important.
I’ve texted their hotline before. It was super helpful and even if it hadn’t been the amount of time you’re there can be enough to let your urges fade and stay safe.
People who don’t cook their cereal don’t realize what they’re missing out on. The heat of the flame really brings out the sweetness of the marshmallows
op im coming to your home to beat you in the face and ass
i was amused by this post and wanted to see what other ppl thought abt it and i have never been so bewildered to see that the first two replies are from 16 year old me
the complete tonal shift between scar and gem’s videos is absolutely killing me. an apocalyptic horror thriller flick about a killer immortal snail that keeps you constantly on the edge of your seat vs a coming of age slice of life film about a girl and her snail overcoming their differences and learning to get along 🩷 heartwarming 🩷
the way the internet facilitates a sort of memetic decay of phrases related to sexual attraction to slowly, inexorably point towards the same conventionally attractive people in their 20s instead of the original meanings is so disgusting to me
people want to claim the allure of the unconventional while still treating it with disgust. “fat boy summer” about average men. “DILF” but only if he’s under 40. “bear” about a man built like a superhero. “butch” but not if she’s too butch. “monsterfucker” about an anime girl with horns. it’s exhausting
literally. once again my oomf-in-law has got it in one
damn girl are you a wild animal being held in captivity 😍 because you are just pacing around rooms nonstop and taking eye contact as a sign of agression
apparently this footage is from Cabin in the Woods, I can’t believe I have been ignoring this film since it was released. anyway I have a slightly apocryphal bit of information to add.
there’s some evidence that the reason horned land animals all seem to have two horns instead of one (except for the rhino) is that one horn is too dangerous. horns on cows, goats, antelope, and antlers on members of the deer family form a fork or prong that distributes force somewhat and is a better shape for butting and grappling, which is mostly what horns are for, not stabbing and killing.
there have been a few experiments with livestock to create unicorns by surgically merging the horn buds of baby cattle and goats into one. the goat unicorns became famous circus attractions for a bit, that’s a whole story and their creator Zell Oberon is a really interesting eccentric.
but there were also cattle experiments, notably by a guy in the 1930s called W. Franklin Dove, who reported the “unibull” he made was able to do a lot more damage with his single horn in plowing over fences and gates and rival bulls than the typical bull is able to do. Despite this, Dove also reported the bull was exceptionally gentle and friendly and became the leader of his herd.
apparently this footage is from Cabin in the Woods, I can’t believe I have been ignoring this film since it was released. anyway I have a slightly apocryphal bit of information to add.
there’s some evidence that the reason horned land animals all seem to have two horns instead of one (except for the rhino) is that one horn is too dangerous. horns on cows, goats, antelope, and antlers on members of the deer family form a fork or prong that distributes force somewhat and is a better shape for butting and grappling, which is mostly what horns are for, not stabbing and killing.
there have been a few experiments with livestock to create unicorns by surgically merging the horn buds of baby cattle and goats into one. the goat unicorns became famous circus attractions for a bit, that’s a whole story and their creator Zell Oberon is a really interesting eccentric.
but there were also cattle experiments, notably by a guy in the 1930s called W. Franklin Dove, who reported the “unibull” he made was able to do a lot more damage with his single horn in plowing over fences and gates and rival bulls than the typical bull is able to do. Despite this, Dove also reported the bull was exceptionally gentle and friendly and became the leader of his herd.
worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward
Grian in 2021: Let’s put my friends in a minecraft server with three lives and see who lasts longest :)
Grian in 2024: There is a snail following you constantly and if it touches you you die. It can’t be killed or stopped and it reflects damage and tnt back towards you. If you go too far away it teleports and it can burrow through blocks and fly using a propeller. Good luck.
Like so sorry but after spending 80% of my childhood being sexually harassed (for being seen as a girl) and being sexually harassed (for being trans) and being plain ol’ harassed (for being a freak) and being sexually harassed again (for being a freak), I just think you’re being maliciously ignorant if you try to claim trans men… don’t face misogyny? Or just, violence in general, or even violence specific to us.
This is no longer a debate for me, y'all are just… wrong. On purpose.
Hello, tumblr user snuffpvppy:
1- This post mentions trans women exactly zero times. It was also in reply to a trans man.
2- This post is about facing violent misogyny, transphobia, and plain ol’ bigotry. It is tagged transandrophobia because it’s, again, in reply to a trans man speaking in those tags, even though some of those experiences were also transandrophobic violence - as in, I was harassed for being trans and a freak (see how I’m quoting my own post? Try reading it next time) due to being a trans man. A “transandro”, if you will. Saying that my own experiences, which this post literally is about, are impossible, only maskes you look like an asshole.
3- I’d love nothing more than for you to consider me annoying. Do you think I want you to like me?
“i’d love nothing more than for you to consider me annoying. do you think i want you to like me?” GOES SO FUCKING HARD POP OFF KING
Honestly after years of watching Ben Shapiro play the genuine good faith debater so his fans can talk about how smart and reasonable and fair he is before going back to his real persona on his show, it is amazing to see someone tear that shit apart while he could do nothing but grin and take it. He comes into these “debates” pretending to be nice and respectful while not truly respecting a single person he’s talking to, sneaking in insults whenever he can, and fully planning to laugh behind their backs for being so dumb as to think their opinions matter, and people have to take it because otherwise they look like the unreasonable ones. It’s all a con for his outrage grift machine, and not a single word of it is in good faith.
So this guy decided to take one for the team and give back overtly the same disrespect Shapiro was dealing covertly. He flipped the chair around to throw him off his game to start (getting Shapiro to praise his masculinity right before revealing he was trans), ripped apart his charade, gish galloped him into silence, and then topped the whole thing off by faking the handshake that Shapiro had been doing insincerely with every participant. All while Shapiro, because he has to play the role, can’t do a thing about it. Don’t know if he just saw one thing too many and pulled this all off the top of his head, or if he planned to make a fool of Shapiro from the jump and was just waiting for the right moment, but either way go off king.
This is a sincerely important video. He came in knowing EXACTLY how Shapiro plays the game and turned the whole thing on his head. The only way Shapiro could possibly look- not GOOD, certainly, but at least not WORSE- was to sit there and take it. Check fucking mate, THAT is hoe you outmaneuver a fucker. Hell fucking yeah
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