October 2024

vero-niche:

10april:

bludragongal:

jtem:

bludragongal:

bludragongal:

never mind

I should make another comic about blocking people for being even mildly annoying and how good that is for your mental health.

Yeah. That’s the way to go through life… segregating yourself from anyone, any idea that you react towards emotionally. 

“Practice intolerance of others, every day, to prove how bad they are.”

Congratulations on being mildly annoying and also blocked.

abby-wolf:

mugwomps:

sealsdaily:

Today’s Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast

I have never seen “wtf” so clearly expressed on an animals face

@catmeeer

yeahokayillreblogthat:

ballofstress9:

yeah okay ill reblog that

thememedaddy:

bogleech:

bogleech:

is-this-fascism:

pien-art:

together forever :)

what if we were little bugs holding hands encased in amber forever and ever :))))

prints available here :p

is this yuri?

yes

no

See Results

RIP the multiple mites who didn’t agree to be a part of this but too bad suckers

Wait…………..wait this was a drawing. OP I didn’t notice that this was your drawing even after the phrase “prints available.” I was that caught up in the details and they’re details no one usually draws. I thought these were just actual fossils.

bogleech:

bogleech:

is-this-fascism:

pien-art:

together forever :)

what if we were little bugs holding hands encased in amber forever and ever :))))

prints available here :p

is this yuri?

yes

no

See Results

RIP the multiple mites who didn’t agree to be a part of this but too bad suckers

Wait…………..wait this was a drawing. OP I didn’t notice that this was your drawing even after the phrase “prints available.” I was that caught up in the details and they’re details no one usually draws. I thought these were just actual fossils.

maidling:

transgenderization:

maidling:

transgenderization:

i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber

I have a Sakuya icon in this screen shot ^ +2 Maid Coins

i want 2 maid coins too. can i have some maid coins too please.

Get back to work.

genderkoolaid:

yesbothways:

mysharona1987:

I don’t trust Daily Mail, so I looked this up.  And yeah, here is the NPR article:

https://www.npr.org/2022/10/08/1127580159/houston-tipping-lapd-death-lawsuit

Gage [the victim’s family’s lawyer] disputes the official account, arguing that Tipping was beaten by several officers who “repeatedly struck [him] in the head and body severely enough that he bled, required stitches, suffered a lacerated liver and three broken ribs.” He said UCLA medical experts who have reviewed Tipping’s autopsy report concluded that the officer’s injuries do not square with the department’s version of events.

“If it happened the way they say it happened, how did he end up with six staples in his head and a lacerated liver?” Gage asked.

The LAPD has said many of Tipping’s injuries were the result of attempts to revive him at the academy. Again, Gage claims that is untrue. He said medical records obtained by his legal team show that a LUCAS device, which works as an automatic CPR machine and that was in the training room at the time, was not turned on.

“Had they used the device, it could explain the broken ribs, but we know it was never used,” Gage said.

He added: “The LAPD also tried to claim that the broken ribs could be a cause of the perforated liver. But as I understand it, the ribs were on the opposite side of the liver.”

And regardless of the differing accounts given by the officers who were present, Gage said LAPD training guidelines state that a person is not supposed to be lifted off the ground.

“When you look at all these horrific injuries, the truth is something went seriously wrong here,” he said. “This raises a number of questions that the family would like to have answered.”

Yeah they straight up murdered him.

genderkoolaid:

yesbothways:

mysharona1987:

I don’t trust Daily Mail, so I looked this up.  And yeah, here is the NPR article:

https://www.npr.org/2022/10/08/1127580159/houston-tipping-lapd-death-lawsuit

Gage [the victim’s family’s lawyer] disputes the official account, arguing that Tipping was beaten by several officers who “repeatedly struck [him] in the head and body severely enough that he bled, required stitches, suffered a lacerated liver and three broken ribs.” He said UCLA medical experts who have reviewed Tipping’s autopsy report concluded that the officer’s injuries do not square with the department’s version of events.

“If it happened the way they say it happened, how did he end up with six staples in his head and a lacerated liver?” Gage asked.

The LAPD has said many of Tipping’s injuries were the result of attempts to revive him at the academy. Again, Gage claims that is untrue. He said medical records obtained by his legal team show that a LUCAS device, which works as an automatic CPR machine and that was in the training room at the time, was not turned on.

“Had they used the device, it could explain the broken ribs, but we know it was never used,” Gage said.

He added: “The LAPD also tried to claim that the broken ribs could be a cause of the perforated liver. But as I understand it, the ribs were on the opposite side of the liver.”

And regardless of the differing accounts given by the officers who were present, Gage said LAPD training guidelines state that a person is not supposed to be lifted off the ground.

“When you look at all these horrific injuries, the truth is something went seriously wrong here,” he said. “This raises a number of questions that the family would like to have answered.”

Yeah they straight up murdered him.

genderkoolaid:

yesbothways:

mysharona1987:

I don’t trust Daily Mail, so I looked this up.  And yeah, here is the NPR article:

https://www.npr.org/2022/10/08/1127580159/houston-tipping-lapd-death-lawsuit

Gage [the victim’s family’s lawyer] disputes the official account, arguing that Tipping was beaten by several officers who “repeatedly struck [him] in the head and body severely enough that he bled, required stitches, suffered a lacerated liver and three broken ribs.” He said UCLA medical experts who have reviewed Tipping’s autopsy report concluded that the officer’s injuries do not square with the department’s version of events.

“If it happened the way they say it happened, how did he end up with six staples in his head and a lacerated liver?” Gage asked.

The LAPD has said many of Tipping’s injuries were the result of attempts to revive him at the academy. Again, Gage claims that is untrue. He said medical records obtained by his legal team show that a LUCAS device, which works as an automatic CPR machine and that was in the training room at the time, was not turned on.

“Had they used the device, it could explain the broken ribs, but we know it was never used,” Gage said.

He added: “The LAPD also tried to claim that the broken ribs could be a cause of the perforated liver. But as I understand it, the ribs were on the opposite side of the liver.”

And regardless of the differing accounts given by the officers who were present, Gage said LAPD training guidelines state that a person is not supposed to be lifted off the ground.

“When you look at all these horrific injuries, the truth is something went seriously wrong here,” he said. “This raises a number of questions that the family would like to have answered.”

Yeah they straight up murdered him.

pukad0n:

this is killing me. get cherried idiot

lazaruspiss:

People know that the whole “don’t portray [harmful action] because viewers might recreate it” thing is a rule for children’s shows right? It’s supposed to be shit like “don’t show peppa pig playing with fire so we don’t get sued if a kid watches it and burns their house down.” Not like, fanfiction for adults.

Edit: this was me venting about fandom cops. not me making some nuanced hot take. don’t be weird in my comments.

Edit 2: turning off notifications. PSA: do not use pet names for strangers, especially not without asking. it’s creepy.

lazaruspiss:

People know that the whole “don’t portray [harmful action] because viewers might recreate it” thing is a rule for children’s shows right? It’s supposed to be shit like “don’t show peppa pig playing with fire so we don’t get sued if a kid watches it and burns their house down.” Not like, fanfiction for adults.

Edit: this was me venting about fandom cops. not me making some nuanced hot take. don’t be weird in my comments.

Edit 2: turning off notifications. PSA: do not use pet names for strangers, especially not without asking. it’s creepy.

yeahokayillreblogthat:

timeclonemike:

neighborhoodcrow:

writing-prompt-s:

You recently moved to the countryside. Your child was playing in the woods, and came back with a large green egg you thought was plastic, so you agreed they could keep it if no one claimed it. Your kid said it was a gift. You thought nothing of it. Then the egg hatched.

Cassowary

This is it. The perfect writing prompt response. We can all go home.

yeah okay ill reblog that!

gunsandfireandshit:

shinolavolume1-deactivated20240:

Im kind of ashamed that ive gone this long in my life as a bonafide bird lover and yet i somehow didnt know these guys are named POWERFUL OWLS

Who can forget this classic

thememedaddy:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

drferox:

the-ol-homosexual:

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

Yup.

  • One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’
  • We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things
  • We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals
  • Meat safety is part of our training
  • Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice
  • We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak

This post is deemed culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant as certified by the National Shitpost Registry.

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

drferox:

the-ol-homosexual:

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

Yup.

  • One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’
  • We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things
  • We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals
  • Meat safety is part of our training
  • Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice
  • We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak

This post is deemed culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant as certified by the National Shitpost Registry.

beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

oh good there’s porn of him already!!

sailermoon:

sailermoon:

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

transbian-goddess:

butch-witches-deactivated202412:

guavamandering:

having a smart woman follow you back is so scary bc it’s like what if she finds out that im stupid

stupid mutuals are enrichment to smart girls. its like having a pet lizard who can lick its own eye ball. we love that shit and will say things like, “fascinating” when u do stuff

So true I love watching my mutuals’ posting habits like zoo animals. If I were watching them write their posts irl I’d say “intriguing…” before looking down, adjusting my glasses, and jotting something enthusiastically on a clipboard

contemptible-scoundrel:

contemptible-scoundrel:

WHITE GUY WHO AGREES WITH THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ON EVERYTHING: dude I gotta watch out lol the feds are gonna get me because of my schizo based memes posting lol the feds are trying to get me not today cia lol

guy who believes the police should be able to kill jaywalkers: the government wants me dead because I’m so critical of them…

kvltmvtherfvcker1349mvrdermvsic:

abandonedandurbex:

The New World Mall, in Bangkok, was closed in 1997 after it was found to have breached building regulations.

Yeah it looks like they put some of it in the water. Classic mall mistake

forevermorgue:

birdwatcher-butch:

one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

While I applaud the healthy communication and the establishing of boundaries, this reads as the opposite of the girl who said “move faster” and her partner roared because he thought she said “Mufasa” and just rolled with it.

can-i-make-image-descriptions:

ratgill:

ratgill:

Like I give a Fuck

[Image IDs: Image #1: Tweet from verified user Nicole T (@/ NicoleTenev) reading: Did they write SVU back to normal yet? It started to go woke

Quote tweet from verified user Ice T (@/ FinalLevel) on 8/27/24 reading: What the F is Woke? lol Like I give a Fuck.

Image #2: Tweet from verified user Gary Peterson (US Flag Emoij) (@/ GaryPeterson…) reading: Woke means tearing down my John Wayne statues and forcing me to erect a Spider-Man fountain that sprays gay beer on my lawn that turns it into astroturf.

Quote tweet from Ice T (@/ FinalLevel) on 8/27/24 reading: That sounds Dope… F John Wayne. /End ID]

Will the royal blue premium hoodie every be available again?

pukicho:

It is done, I have also resized the fonts a bit

canonkiller:

so gaze upon this wretched thing and know that it is love

catchymemes:

piffleprattle:

see no evil, hear all evil

aromanticofficial:

lady-of-the-spirit:

lady-of-the-spirit:

lady-of-the-spirit:

Enemies to “I accidentally came across you while you were vulnerable and scared and I’m not a total asshole so I tried to help you” to “accidental mutual uncovering of softer sides and vulnerabilities” to “I can’t be mean to you anymore, not out of pity but because it would feel weird betraying that brief truce we had” to “Fine I’ll make an effort to be nice to you now I guess” to “actually now that we’re not actively hating each other you’re not so bad I guess” to “i think we’re friends but I’m not going to say that because I’m afraid you’re not gonna feel the same way” to “oh you also think we’re friends? Great” to lovers

Ngl every time someone adds a comment or tag that says “remove the to lovers part and this is perfect” I’m like. Yeah you’re right. Weakest part of the post honestly. Consider it removed.

Consider this an aroace post now.

official aromantic post

foldingfittedsheets:

When I worked at the jewelry store there was very little room to move around each other behind the cases. We managed alright but it made us pretty casual with our personal space.

At the time when I first started I was still getting used to that. One day I was shadowing someone who’d been there longer than me, a sweet young lad who I immediately clicked with. We were helping some ladies with a jewelry cleaning and I ended up on the wrong side of him to follow to our next destination, the ultrasonic cleaner.

He double backed around me behind the case and accidentally brushed my butt with the back of his hand. It was immediately clear from context that it was a complete accident.

His eyes widened in brief terror that he’d crossed a boundary. Neither of us reacted in front of the customers but we popped away a moment later into the cleaning room where they couldn’t hear us.

He grabbed my arms and stared into my eyes with panic writ large across his face. “How long do I have?!” he demanded.

“What? No- it’s fine.” I thought he meant how long until I, like, murdered him.

“No, I’m infected now, how long until it sets in?!?”

I stared at him in bafflement but started to sense a note of repressed laughter in his tone.

“I touched your butt! That’s how the gay spreads! How long until it sets in?!”

I burst out laughing and we both collapsed into absurdity. Every time I thought about it for the next week I broke down laughing, he caught me so off guard with one of the funniest gay jokes I’d ever heard.

It was several weeks afterward that he admitted to recently coming to terms with being bisexual and I tsked, “Didn’t make a full recovery from touching my butt, I see.”

semiramis-audron:

gethelpliv:

bein able to reblog posts of deleted tumblr accounts is absolutely the best feature here

its feels like dragging a corpse around through a bacchanal along with its legacy

Tumblr 896 CE, colorised

semiramis-audron:

gethelpliv:

bein able to reblog posts of deleted tumblr accounts is absolutely the best feature here

its feels like dragging a corpse around through a bacchanal along with its legacy

Tumblr 896 CE, colorised

idolomantises:

I got a message back from Webtoons about the mature content label, and unsurprisingly they told me that I had to revise episodes with “sexual themes” and innuendos. I already explained my frustration with them deleting the comics they didn’t like and then labeling it as Mature anyways, but when I saw the comics they listed off as “too sexual” I was genuinely angry.

Most of these comics are tamer compared to the far more graphic and sexualized content I’ve seen webtoons happily promote, but two of the comics they deemed “too inappropriate” was just.. women kissing. And being intimate. That was it. No sex or anything.

And both of these comics were about Sera accepting her desire for love and not viewing physical, non-sexual intimacy as a bad and immoral thing. As a lesbian, both of these comics meant a lot to me and as a writer, these are extremely necessary episodes to add to Sera and Lili’s relationship.

I wanted to keep posting because I didn’t think it would be fair to deprive readers of my series, even with webtoons’ obnoxious censorship practices, but thanks to the Mature rating being slapped on and being told it was because of lesbians being intimate, I decided I shouldn’t keep posting this series to that website.

So I’m done with posting Monsters and Girls to webtoons 👍

newborn-vessel:

You know with most hunts there’s clear design and intent in the monsters. You can really see how much thought and effort has been put into making a creature that feels as though it is designed for its specific ecological niche. Every one feels like they fully thought out how it would work biologically and how it would feel to fight. Like they all have a place somewhere as though they’re real animals. But they really knocked it out of the park with the rajang by somehow capturing the exact feeling of being beaten to death by a large ape. That thing slams me into the ground so hard I’m flinching in real life. It’s giving me kin memories from that kid harambe ripped apart. One of the few monsters that feels like it genuinely wants me dead so badly. A true 1 to 1 recreation of falling into a chimp enclosure at the zoo. I don’t even think it’s trying to protect itself it just likes causing suffering. And even if you get away? Even if you run? Beam Attack. It so desperately wants to hurt you they gave it a gun. It’s like scrabbling to the other side of a gorilla enclosure and then watching it pull out a fully working rifle. What do you even do with that. I think if the rajang could speak it would ask to be let loose in a populated city. It wouldn’t even hesitate.

abnomi:

abnomi:

been trying to get back into animation

original gif below ^^ teehee!

Keep reading

here’s some bonus content under the bar because making this gif was quite a process!!! 👇👇👇👇

Keep reading

ozi-uwu-vwv-owo:

ozi-uwu-vwv-owo:

Fertile Boys near you 🫵!!!!!

CLICK NOW <-

I thijnk you need to click it harder

ozi-uwu-vwv-owo:

ozi-uwu-vwv-owo:

Fertile Boys near you 🫵!!!!!

CLICK NOW <-

I thijnk you need to click it harder

daily-bipper-brainrot:

kirbyheritageposts:

pokemonheritageposts:

eliteknightcats:

thyrell:

tinytheursaring:

direct action

against what

kirby

Kirby Heritage Post

Kirby Heritage Post…?

meltingpotofinterests:

ryebreadgf:

meltingpotofinterests:

ryebreadgf:

foodffs:

Peanut Butter 🥜

Easy peanut Butter Mousse

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PEANUT BUTTER MARSHMALLOW SANDWICH COOKIES

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HOMEMADE PEANUT BUTTER MAGIC SHELL

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Peanut Butter Fudge

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Vegan Peanut Butter Caramel Chocolate Cheesecake

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BROWNIE BOTTOM PEANUT BUTTER PIE BARS

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PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE CHIP BLONDIES

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Homemade Salted Vanilla Honey Peanut Butter

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peanut butter cookies

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Classic Peanut Butter Cookies

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Soft and Chewy Peanut Butter Salted Caramels

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flourless peanut butter cookies with sea salt

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Peanut Butter Banana French Toast Roll Ups Recipe

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SLOW COOKER PEANUT BUTTER BROWNIE PUDDING

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PEANUT BUTTER CUP COOKIES

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PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE RECIPE

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More recipes here

Follow for recipes

Get your FoodFfs stuff here

foodffs:

Peanut Butter 🥜

Easy peanut Butter Mousse

image

PEANUT BUTTER MARSHMALLOW SANDWICH COOKIES

image

HOMEMADE PEANUT BUTTER MAGIC SHELL

image

Peanut Butter Fudge

image

Vegan Peanut Butter Caramel Chocolate Cheesecake

image

BROWNIE BOTTOM PEANUT BUTTER PIE BARS

image

PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE CHIP BLONDIES

image

Homemade Salted Vanilla Honey Peanut Butter

image

peanut butter cookies

image

Classic Peanut Butter Cookies

image

Soft and Chewy Peanut Butter Salted Caramels

image

flourless peanut butter cookies with sea salt

image

Peanut Butter Banana French Toast Roll Ups Recipe

image

SLOW COOKER PEANUT BUTTER BROWNIE PUDDING

image

PEANUT BUTTER CUP COOKIES

image

PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE RECIPE

image

More recipes here

Follow for recipes

Get your FoodFfs stuff here

dreg-heap:

rottingwithers:

No, you misunderstood. When I said I can’t feel romantic or sexual attraction I wasn’t complaining, I was bragging.

shamebats:

the-haiku-bot:

inthefallofasparrow:

somethingusefulfromflorida:

lucy-x-5billion:

bunjywunjy:

hm.

well. that’s.

hm.

hey guys wanna come over and play 9/11 with me

what’s more american than 9/11 (for only $29.99) right next to light-up cornhole

Ah, yes, the US flag. Famous for its 12 stripes and 72 stars.

Ah, yes, the US flag.

Famous for its 12 stripes and

72 stars.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

irradiatedsnakes:

irradiatedsnakes:

irradiatedsnakes:

me: i really dislike my name, i should go by a better name that i like more. like griffin. thats an awesome and very good sounding name that i could identify with

me:

me:

me:

me: but what if people think im griffin mcelroy factkin,

you both make an excellent point

you all were wrong and i was right