October 2024

tsunamiwavesurfing:

6fft4-deactivated20240911:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it’s weird to see

how do you mean

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

sourorchard:

tangotekkit:

[uses 7,000 tnt] “i think i miscalculated how much tnt to use for this blast.”

you think you have?

weteevee:

strangecharmer:

weteevee:

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

kaijuno:

mira-hildegard:

nyancrimew:

nyancrimew:

proship? yeah i quite like big boats

shipping discourse? yeah i guess international trade can get quite complicated at times

problematic shipping? yeah the seas can get rough sometimes

portaltwo-deactivated20231028:

you WIN!!! you get EVERYTHING!! GOOD DAY SIR!!! :D

naggingatlas:

tumblr having a detox day

the-fake-catholic-church:

i-am-the-crab:

bob-artist:

Can I interest you in a

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a…

image

crabonated beverage?

GET ME OUTTT

No :3

aquasine0:

j aliens

heliojade:

does anyone else feel like they need to call someone but they never know who to call or is it just me and that dude from catcher in the rye

what-shitfuckery-is-this-ew:

valtsv:

why listen to these so-called “experts” when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn’t well

most of the experts aren’t visibly well either so might as well

rathayibacter:

rathayibacter:

cannot recommend more putting secrets and hints in your creative work that you dont expect anyone to figure out

act like youve got a ravenous fanbase of a million people poring over every detail, cuz then if nobody figures it out you feel cool n smug knowing something nobody else does, and if someone does figure it out then its like theyve joined a secret society

enki2:

kelpforestdwellers:

zetabrarian:

valend:

It’s crazy how people from 1791 and 2024 both know how it feels when Mozart drops a new track

Because context.

wake up babe new mozart track just dropped

brblifuk:

mackie-ds:

xanaxfarts:

4000cc breast implants :)

hopelessly-maladaptive:

tucutucus:

tomatomagica:

cosmonautroger:

Here is the original creator!

Please support them and check more of their videos with the same characters. They are beautifully animated and have a very endearing charm to them.

DUMPLING TIME

eggblackoutpoetry:

blackirishweab:

It’s almost distressing how talented he is

@official-egg-posts @archive-of-our-eggs

punk-cupid:

glumshoe:

mettic:

glumshoe:

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro

they have and they will

@ramlightly I feel like this could be somewhat poetic

punk-cupid:

glumshoe:

mettic:

glumshoe:

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro

they have and they will

@ramlightly I feel like this could be somewhat poetic

gayfandomnerd225:

str4wb3rry-fire:

no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.

And then one thing happens and they move back to the front shelf of my brain

polenball:

kougie:

Freshly molted cicadas are unreal

This, too, is a regional Miku

detritivoredyke:

selkiewizard:

selkiewizard:

Soft apples should be sentenced to death. Girl I trusted you

You bite into an apple and expect a crisp crunch so good and so juicy instead you are met with a wet paper towel. a clump of mud. soft sad meat. my lunch break is ruined

@ladydragonkiller

fivetrench:

crazysodomite:

Sniffs you with my proboscis

Stop it

walkwithursus:

supersonic1994:

8am incest study

12pm cannibalism debate

12:30 tea break

1pm necrophilia discussion

3pm eroticism

6pm dinner + beer

Dashcon 2024

abitonthepoliticalside:

bunniope:

oh no….the full moon…you have to run, i won’t be able to control myself once i tr-AUGH….GRRRRRRRAAAAAUUUYGGGGHHHHHH *painfully contorts my body and my bones crack and when my scary transformation is complete i am a little rabbit sitting peacefully on the ground*

sunnibits:

just remembered men’s chest hair exists. peace and love on planet earth.

mousegirlheart:

controversial opinion but ive suffered enough and should get everything i want for forever from now on and also im pretty cute

deathgasmic:

i am not the bigger person. die immediately

gerardpilled:

comicaurora:

I think 90% of conspiracy theorists would be a lot happier if they just bit the bullet and got into creative writing

necrotizer-deactivated20240927:

lesbianpkmn:

“You. Come. Here.”



“M-Me?”

javarisx-fightingthosedemons:

kingcatnine:

giggling and whimpering are 2 of the most important sounds a man can make

terramythos:

nongunktional:

terramythos:

i forgot a crucial part of pet ownership: bothering that animal a little

id recommend offering her a gentle but annoying grisp

oh we are grisping

wholeheartedsuggestions:

people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.

minart-was-taken:

Moo Deng and Pesto gijinkas?! Not sure how we got here but here we are.

fearthefuzzybear:

coughloop:

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin:

libramooon:

richie tozier core

I need everyone to see this picture from the 4th article.

argumate:

argumate:

argumate:

outofcontextargumate:

MF, MM, FF, MMF, MFF

MMA,

trunkyjusket said: MAMA MIA

ah here we go again.

budgerigorous said: MY MY

we just can’t resist it.

linterteatime:

Woaw…

caramelldansenu:

dumb interaction thing just for fun

linterteatime:

I played cult of the lamb and i uhhhhhhh

rathayibacter:

rathayibacter:

cannot recommend more putting secrets and hints in your creative work that you dont expect anyone to figure out

act like youve got a ravenous fanbase of a million people poring over every detail, cuz then if nobody figures it out you feel cool n smug knowing something nobody else does, and if someone does figure it out then its like theyve joined a secret society

fearthefuzzybear:

coughloop:

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

What do the god siblings think about leshycat and natilamb

Do they ship or not?

aveloka-draws:

emperornero:

plans for 2025

- build evil contraption

- pull a bad bitch who loves my evil contraption

spacehawk420:

bogleech:

enarei:

enarei:

is this what it was like in 9/11. trying to reason with people whose entire concept of human decency flies out the window when presented with the possibility of causing the smallest amount of harm to a “terrorist”, no collateral damage is too large, no civilian too innocent, no connection too murky for people to deserve to die or be permanently crippled. people citing world war two urban warfare statistics to try to make a bad situation seem less worse and not balking at how fascist they sound

Americans are obsessed with punishment to an insane degree. people DESERVE to die if they support on hezbollah or hamas, regardless of whether their actions bring harm to anyone. if you’re a nurse or a courier or a fucking security guard in a place where the only political entity in the region has been designated a terrorist organization by the United States your life is forfeited. if your child or wife or siblings happened to be mutilated it’s your fault for existing. collective punishment and collective responsibility only exists for third world nations.

if you plant bombs in equipment you know with a high degree of certainty will enter civilian hands and be used around civilians, and you kill them or seriously maim them, this isn’t terrorism, only Arabs commit terrorism

Yes, this is what it was like in 9/11. If you said innocent civilians were dying, you got answers like “well THEY should have thought of that before attacking us” as if they’re one nebulous entity. This same thing has now been said to me verbatim about Palestinians the last couple of years.

Meanwhile people look at me like I’m crazy when I say we should at least make sure to minimize casualties, let alone what I actually believe which is that civilian casualties and injuries should be as close to zero as possible

cabybapa:

the world, could be so beautiful with you and I