Weaponized incompetence my ass just weaponize it back. Once my dad tries to pull the “but I don’t know how to clean the counters as well as you” on my mom and she said “ok honey I’ll show you” and she made him stand in the kitchen and watch her clean the counters. Then she pulled out a bottle of chocolate syrup and proceeded to spray the entire kitchen in chocolate, hand him the sponge and said “okay now it’s your turn”
Weaponized Pettiness is an appropriate response to Weaponized Incompetence.
Personally my life has been and will continue to be bad under Republicans and Democrats alike, and my whole life I’ve seen Democrats help ensure that that will continue to be the case over and over. So yes, I think it’ll be funny, because you people reacted so dramatically last time like you had just been shot in the leg. Shit is gonna be bad no matter who’s in office, voting is irrelevant for my life and whatever privilege checking you pull out doesn’t work for this because it’s under Biden that Roe v Wade was revoked and the border was shut down and Israel’s Final Solution against Palestinians and total war were bankrolled and supplied by the U.S. The more you votescold people, the less enthusiasm anyone will have for your dumbass party. I’m sure you don’t know this since you perceive people as numbers and census identities, but people need motivators other than fear and shame to actually care about something
Looking at the Presidents executive orders might paint a picture where they are polar opposites, but imagining the executive orders they could have made (even within what the democrats or republicans consider more reasonable than not) but didn’t makes them look quite near indeed
Not to say that Trump didn’t leave the WHO and Biden didn’t rejoin it but it’s clear they have a very narrow view of what “solutions” can be
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it’s all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what’s going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that’s going on
I went to my union meeting tonight and the retirees’ monthly complaint about our healthcare was that for some reason it only lets doctors prescribe six Viagra pills at a time, and they want to fuck more than six times a month. That’s verbatim. Think about what you could be missing by not going to your union meetings.
all my organs are continuously exploding 24/7. every day when i get home i love nothing more than to pull all my eyelashes out as quickly as possible
thats so cool and hardcore i love it. all my organs are gently humming in perfect harmony and every day when i get home i grow another eyelash <3
one day we shall meet. and upon this occasion i shall put my hand to yours. and when this happens our bodies will annihilate one another perfectly. and release energy equivalent to that of a medium sized nuclear explosion. scorching and burning all that is dear to the world in our vicinity.
and it will be perfectly silent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💖💗🥰💘💞💝💓💕🌟✨
for real. #girl
#girl
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you dont know fucking anything about posts
CAN’T YOU FUCKING SEE WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING
I totally forgot till just now but one time a new therapist handed me a pad of paper and said “draw me a picture of how you feel” and after spending like five whole minutes of dead silence scribbling a teeny tiny pitch black dot in the middle of the pad that dug a hole straight through like 15 pages I gave it back to see him staring back at me like
I still think the single funniest thing about the cybertruck is that it has all those security cameras built in that are set to activate if anyone gets too close to the vehicle…and those cameras need electricity to run, and the cybertruck is a piece of shit that has way less battery life than you’d think, so you can legit just fuck over the owner by just standing near it and doing nothing else.
Like goddamn Elongated Muskrat found a way to let us siphon gas out of a car without even touching it. Fucking incredible.
This IS the vehicle that bursts into flames if you get the engine components wet.
The acceleration petal frequently comes apart AND gets stuck in down position.
This is a car you cannot exit if the battery has no charge or the electric components are even slightly glitchy, and all the systems are interconnected btw, so if one goes the rest do to.
There have been several deaths already thanks to people not being able to get out of these deathtraps when they’ve burst into flames or reverse accelerated into bodies of water.
This is a vehicle where if you slam the doors teenager-in-a-snit style they jam shut and pulling them open again rips the interior panel of the door off.
This is the vehicle with ZERO crumple zones, that starts rusting if you get the exterior wet.
This is the vehicle that looks so much like a dumpster RACCOONS are legitimately mistaking them for one and trying to break into it.
This vehicle is very literally uninsurable in most places, because all the car insurance companies have refused.
we should be able to have clickmap polls that are on a 2 axis / 4 quadrant grid.
my MS paint recreation
I love the implication that there’s a direct correlation between gayness and liking salty foods - or, more specifically, the straighter you are, the more you dislike salt for some reason
as a woman with elevated testosterone (pcos) who uses steroids (asthma inhalers) i must say i am feeling very cheated in the athletic prowess department. when is my dangerous masculine olympic level strength and speed supposed to kick in. do i need to go to professor x
1) PCOS is a hormonal disorder not a chromosomal disorder. You are likely not intersex.
2) Asthma inhalers aren’t strength muscle steroids they are lung muscle steroids that RELAX the muscles so you can breathe. And they worked exactly how they are supposed to.
ILLITERACY AND LACK OF BACKGROUND KNOWLEDGE DETECTED!! OP WROTE ELEVATED TESTOSTERONE AND NOT “INTERSEX” ANYWHERE! REPLIER DOES NOT KNOW CORTICOSTEROIDS IN ASTHMA INHALERS ARE IN FACT BANNED IN SPORTS! YOU WILL BE SENT TO A FORCED RE-EDUCATION CAMP TO RE-LEARN SECOND GRADE READING! AND FOURTH GRADE “LOOKING THINGS UP”! BONK!
my brother kept playing with two ssds so I said “aw you’re making them kiss” and he answered “yeah. and there’s a 500 gb difference between them. barely legal” I’m going to blow him up
told him he was making numbers on tumblr (28 notes) and he said “stop using me for views I don’t want furries to start hitting on me in the street” I fear his views of this website might be skewed
I’m not saying that there aren’t furries on this website btw. I’m saying nobody’s getting laid thanks to tumblr notes
this is like finding out all your friends were having secret orgy meetings and you were the only one not invited
Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle
Person leaves reddit. Immediately loose virginity. More at 6.
Literally just a really good exercise to develop genuine empathy for the global south and have your antiimperialist sentiment more grounded and being aware of how you benefit from it is just. Holding a product in your hand and think about all of the people who made it possible. not only who harvested the coffee beans from your instant and who roasted them or who harvested the cotton from your shirt and who spun at and wove it, but also who made the paper, plastic, cardboard, inks of the packaging, who delivered the goods necessary from one place to another, all the way to your supermarket, store of your convenience, or even your home.
👉 I’m with you on all these things except instant coffee. For it there’s no raison d'être. Good slow strong coffee or nothing at all ☕☕
Couldn’t make up this response if I wanted. I recommend touching some grass. Once or twice a week for a month will do.
Matt. Matt it’s me again. It’s me, lowtax, the bodhisattva of posting. You have returned to the path. You may yet achieve enlightenment. “Scorched earth nuclear approach” as you put it. These are the words of a true poster. Destroy your enemies, Matt! They are illusory, phantasms in hindrance of your journey. You can defeat them. If you just keep posting. You must heed my advice
Matt. Do not listen to the lawyers. Do not cease and desist! Cow those who will not pay you for the privilege of speaking no ill words of them! The lawyers will never understand your poster’s soul
Yes Matt, good, Reddit is the forum of the true poster. Something Awful would be preferable but reddit’s the next best choice. You can do this. You can ascend
YES MATT!!! SHUT OFF THE WORDPRESS PLUGINS!!!! DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES!!!! BECOME THE SOVEREIGN OF THE INTERNET!!! YOU ARE THE LEVIATHAN!!!! YOU TRANSCEND MATERIAL FORM!!!!
YOU ARE EVERY WORDPRESS USER!!! YOU ARE THE FOUNDATION!!!! YOU ARE THE BEGINNING AND THE END!!!! YOU WILL ACHIEVE ENLIGHTENMENT NOT THROUGH FORGOING THE MATERIAL WORLD BUT BY CONQUERING IT!!! ALL BOW BEFORE MATT!!!!
can we all agree that it’s pathetic when so-called “friends” try to sabotage your opportunities? you’re clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of “please fight it, i know you’re still in there somewhere” is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.
ok if u want like endless refreshing beverages that are basically free like, just buying a bit of mint and putting it in ice water is truly a game changer. started doing this yesterday and i feel noticeably more hydrated altho its kinda chicken/egg because im probably drinking more water because it tastes better. anyhow, i feel like this is a good thing to give guests if you are entertaining guests too.
also this isn’t my house its an air bnb so don’t judge the decor i would def put floral wallpaper up if i had weird protruding things on my walls like this and i certainly wouldnt waste time and money framing a picture
(I will now go down an entire gallon of gasoline and pour bleach onto my eyes now)
What the Hell, man? Sunny’s legs don’t bother you, but this makes you want to quick fade out of existence? I don’t see the problem.
My MLP standard are different from my personal ones.
What are you freaking out about, though? Did you not realize you are trapped here, as I am? Taking the pledge is irrelevant. Tumblr is the Hotel California. You can check out anytime you like, Darling, but you can never leave.
Many will be returning to this Hell hole from a far worse place than Hell itself thanks to the efforts of one Billionaire. And I for one welcome our wayward brethren and sisters back to the herd.
Meh, can’t really say your wrong because ye ain’t, but still, we are all different and different things freak us out in different ways, so with that said I’m going invisible because this freaks me out
hey just want to remind my american followers that the US is still one of the most influential nations in the world and that one fascist in power makes everything worse everywhere for a long time. please don’t fuck this up for the rest of us
The US has around 750 military bases in over 70 foreign countries around the world.
That is more than all other countries combined
China has 1
Germany has 1
France has 16
The US has 750
Remind me again who gets to throw the US militaries weight around.
so embarrassing to be drawing an OC and forget to add some part of their design…like yeah i made this guy…hand picked everything about them….yeah i forgot to add the things i like about them….
So excited to work as a scare actor for the second year in a row
Last year I was a zombie and chased people around the trail.
This year I’m walking backwards along the trail until I meet a group, saying “hey my friends ran on ahead, can I walk with you?” And then getting kidnapped.
About 10 years ago my sister attended a zombie survival paintball experience in an abandoned derelict shopping centre
There was a nervous guy at the meeting point who explained that his friends got food poisoning from dinner last night, but this was the whole point of the trip and he didn’t want to hang about in a hotel room with sick people, but he was considering just going back home
The entire group immediately took him under their wing and adopted him into their friends and inside jokes and sharing snacks
He was dragged off and eaten by zombies in the first 15 minutes, complete with blood packs, and returned in the final room as a sort of final boss
In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as “ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC”. That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.
They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.
And no one knows what the fuck “STENDEC” means.
Just checked the wiki. The wreckage was discovered by some hikers in the late 90s and body parts have been confirmed to be some of the victims. The wreckage had been covered in an avalanche and was incorporated into the glacier which is why it wasn’t found at the time by search teams.
Most likely explanation for STENDEC is the spacing on the Morse code being off, but we can’t be sure.
Liberals love panicking about problems they reject any and all dramatic action on. “Climate change is scary but you know what’s also scary? Seizing oil assets and forcing an immediate transition to more renewable energy sources.” So we let the problem get worse forever but feel sad about it? Ok.
Liberalism is the melancholy of the status quo. It’s a perspective that recognizes that there are deep seated problems in our society, but it cannot do more than gawk at them because resolving those problems would undo the basis for their comforts and status in a world divided by class and nationality among other characteristics.
Liberalism cannot help but gasp at the horrors their beloved status quo inflicts upon the world but why stop suffering when your empire profits from suffering? Tears and emotional appeals may make for good public relations propaganda but it’s bad for business to take seriously what that sadness necessitates we do in response.
i do think it is a shame that a lot of gerard ways earnest approach to discussing their psychosis, mania, and more recently, their thoughts of committing violence, is often treated as the butt of a joke or simply watered down to “girl you’re so strange hahaha <3” as if it is not an attempt to appeal to feelings not everyone experiences and it is genuinely admirable of them to go on stage to talk about these things. like they’re generally stigmatised beliefs and it’s like. you all do understand that this is a real experience, yeah? it’s not an oddity, it’s quite hurtful to genuinely reach out and have your authenticity be treated as a joke because someone finds it unfathomable that someone lives this way.
One of my favourite parts of working with kids is like… Very Gently subverting their idea of gendered topics… Like if a girl goes ‘no, sharks are a boy thing’ and you go “UM ACTUALLY THATS STUPID AND INCORRECT” they get freaked out, but if instead u go “Are you sure? Cause I think sharks are awesome, here’s a scale picture of a Megalodon” it’ll blow their tiny mind and they’ll be shitting themselves over it for days. 100% effective, 10/10 recommend
Good example of this happened in a class I taught recently. Kids were making predictions about a text we’d be studying based on an illustration of the character: boy with spiky blonde hair wearing a pink football kit.
The first kid to respond said, “I think this is a girl that likes to play football.” I said “what gave you the idea that the character is a girl?” Obviously they pointed out the pink, to which I replied how pink was one of my fave colours and they just looked at me wide-eyed. Then the next said, “No it’s got to be a boy. He’s got short spiky hair.” Of course, I then listed all the female people they might’ve heard of who also have short spiky hair and, honestly, the puzzled looks on their little faces were priceless.
Anyway, they continued to debate which gender the character was using phrases like: “but he … and look at his …” or “so why is she … and maybe her …” which was the point I decided to stop them and ask: “If we can’t be sure whether the character is a he or she, should we really be using those pronouns?” And I kid you not, without any persuasion from me and after only the briefest of discussions, these children unanimously agreed that the best pronoun to use would be “they” until they knew their gender for certain. They then continued their discussion using gender neutral terms throughout without any fuss whatsoever. And these are 6 and 7 year olds.
Hey the message of this post is great and all but ‘a scale picture of a meglodon’ what the f u CK
Honestly my seven year old neice screamed once I told her that girls can have short hair and now shes pestering her mum for short and also blue hair
By the way here’s a scale picture of a Megalodon
“Who cares about rules?” And things to that effect are great ones to use on kids. I’ve had many a young child insist I have to be a girl because I have tits, I just hit em with the old “I dont care I do what I want!” And it always works.
“the term mpreg is inherently transphobic because pregnancy is gender neutral” I hate to tell you this but in the pregnancy fetish fanfiction community they also use the term fpreg
hey just want to remind my american followers that the US is still one of the most influential nations in the world and that one fascist in power makes everything worse everywhere for a long time. please don’t fuck this up for the rest of us
maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost
At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again
imagine one of those country songs that’s all “no more women I’m in love with my truck” but as the song progresses it becomes increasingly clear that the lyrics are describing a literal gay relationship with Optimus Prime
This is the current list of scammers pretending to be Palestinians from Gaza asking for money (USD) through PayPal rather than via an official fundraising site like GoFundMe. Many of these accounts have non Palestinian names attached to the PayPal accounts while using real Palestinian names on tumblr stolen from real people. The accounts that claim to be vetted are in fact, NOT vetted by any well known group or organization. All of these scammers follow a similar but slightly ‘altered’ script, and multiple scam accounts are usually run by one person. They will reblog a handful of posts after they join, then not reblog anything or give updates on their situation (like a normal user would) at all. Also, if you look at their pinned posts, most have comments/replies turned off, and or have comments deleted/removed. I wonder why? :)
Thank you to @kyra45 for providing the list. I just wanted to provide the explanation(s) so people are aware of what exactly these people are trying to do and/or how they are 'scamming’ others.
Note: Most evidence linked will be call out posts that can usually be found by searching an accounts username on tumblr. If you are suspicious of an ask you receive, I suggest you search their username to see if they’ve been reported by other users!
If you have the time.please take a moment to report the PayPal connected to these scam accounts. Thank you!
@maximumtriumphmagazine - Evacuation Scam - Stole images from a real artist. Artist confirmed via e-mail not related. Uses fake gofundme for asking donations. - Evidence it’s a scam: here
@perfectlovercat - Evacuation Scam - Asks for PayPal. - Evidence it’s a scam: here
@makozh - Evacuation Scam - Asks for PayPal. - Evidence it’s a scam: here
Idk why the smallness of the little kitten makes me break out into Spanish when baby talking to him. Spanish is not my first language but some things are yet to be explained by science
El es un gatito pequeño. Hola gatito. ¿Cómo estás hoy? Hola, guapo. Eres un bebé, si.
The closer I get to this thing the better my Spanish gets
just got fired from my government job… apparently they can control the weather with space lasers now so they don’t need me to stand on a dark tower and chant in a big bellowing voice to summon clouds and winds of fear and frost
sorry to hear that, but it’s happening all over. i recently got replaced at my job of luring sailors to their death on the rocks by an iphone and a loudspeaker
That’s a bummer to hear everyone is getting hit :/ I got replaced as the ghoul shaking your pipes and creaking your floorboards at 3am by shoddy new construction that does it on its own
I should get you guys in touch with the Angels Who Used To Be Responsible For Species That Went Extinct, they’ve got a support group for this
The post I just reblogged made me think about “For sale: baby shoes, never worn” and how, now, in our time of dramatically reduced infant and child mortality and increased abundance, the more statistically likely interpretation of that six-word story is this:
“Extended family and friends have gifted us too much stuff for our kid. They didn’t even get a chance to wear these shoes before they outgrew them.” And if that’s not an indication of amazing progress, I don’t know what is.
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