a reminder that consuming problematic media is incredibly important at times because never consuming any problematic media is how critical thinking withers.
Look- Yes I do still watch game grumps. And yes I willl always vote blue. but I just don’t see how you could say my 5’9 solid gold statue of markiplier is a, “sign of class”
My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved
No, I can’t emphasize enough that she’s totally clueless about anything that could be weird about it, she just thinks it’s funny. I had to sit there with a straight face as she told me about how she made this girl eat off of a plate on the ground (in roblox) and sleep in a dog bed (in roblox) whenever she misbehaved and go “oh haha that’s so funny” and pretend like everything’s normal.
maybe
how old is she
She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child
she looking for another dog?
NO
Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?
No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls
Volunteering to stand in as this person’s sister during this time of need
I have a name
This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder…
I swear to god if this blows up enough that it gets reposted on other social media and my sister sees you all wanting to be her roblox dog…
this will be 100k notes. I feel it.
Sorry liberals, despite 400 tags saying “posts that have 100k to me,” we’re capping out at a nice cool 11k. My white ass is not making it onto tiktok, no robot lady is going to read this text, and my sister is not seeing it. Thank you all for playing
im sick of seeing all this transmasc art with flowerrs nd intimacy and shit i want to see more transmasc art thats ripped tigers and leopards with hella scars smoking big fa cigahs or bunts and they re beating eachother
Did my best boss
hooly shit
how it feels when people reblog this post with aweesome art that is so dope
“terminally ill people should be allowed to choose to die if they feel it is the best decision for them” and “euthanasia can easily become eugenics” and “we should provide support for depressed and suicidal people” are statements that can come into conflict but should all be respected
Everyone talks about the wonderbread guy but nobody talks about how the wonderbread isn’t necessarily the fetish object - it’s supposed to symbolize like overcommodification or something. Like wonderbread is such a synthetic suburban concoction it implies wherever it is, that area has become gentrified and mown over by capitalism and this like caricature of commodification. That’s why all the other pics the dude commissions are women (typically white and blonde) chopping down forests and stuff. The fetish isn’t the bread. The fetish is this extreme caricature of earth and culture being consumed by the unstoppable force of like. Sterile Kroger marketability and commerce. That’s why the women are always BUYING the bread and not like, fucking it. Its not about the loaves people. It’s about Karen Bad End TF.
I really should watch more of the monster high movies. I should be able to go to walmart in a dress without any concerns. I should be pet on the head, and be given head scratches. my hair is very soft. I should rise up and change this wretched world
I played a board game against Bill Cipher and lost. Since I lost, he removed 3 random steps from my stairs. We then had a rematch, which I won, and I got to turn all of Bill Cipher’s furniture a dull purple colour.
I was walking on a rather remote beach when I came upon this Whip eel drying up in the sun. These are intertidal eels that can actually handle themselves out of water for a bit, but it’s not normal for them to be fully exposed in direct sunlight like this. The tide was at least six hours from coming in and I felt like this eel was in distress, so I made the decision to dig him out and return to the ocean. His body was too delicate to be simply pulled from the hole without injury, so I got to digging.
This endeavor took about 40 minutes as the eel was quite long and difficult to excavate. Also had to continually refill my temporary eel pond to keep him from drying out entirely while I worked.
If you are an eel aficionado like myself, please enjoy this silly little video of the relocation process set to some jaunty royalty-free disco music.
For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones
I seriously felt my brain kick into overdrive because I recognized that little speckling pattern, cuz that’s my cat right there!
A wonderful 17 year old girl, she is too. The owner of that lovely paw.
In fact, all her paws are different~
Here’s the owner of the nice Black Eyed Pea toe beans~
It’s been almost two years now since Shy left us at the age of 18, and I think about how awesome it is that she managed to leave a small presence online and that at any random moment, I could still see her funny little toe beans. 🥺
I got her as a 13th birthday gift when she was a 6wk old kitten, and I remember thinking at one point: “… I want everyone to know how cute my cat is.”
Of course, I had more grandiose ideas in mind at the time because I was a kid, but hey, look Shy, we did it. You’re a little piece of a decently popular post on the internet.
Shy’s been gone almost 3 years now, and I just want to say that her toe beans still seems to be a common model got the “Black Eyed Pea” variant, even when I look up variations of the meme chart online
I really just want to take a moment to express my amusement that my cat is still being kept alive in memory unintentionally because I took a picture of her paw, and it’s gotten alternate unintentional artwork because it’s part of a larger meme. 🥺
hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean
I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days
i have GREAT news for you
potion of cough up blood
people are so fucking stupid oh my god
Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution!
Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front.
Jesus fucking christ. One time I accidentally mixed an ammonia scrub and a bleach spray and gave myself a migraine in 15 minutes how the fuck are they even still standing.
Time for a health and safety lesson.
See below for a chart on what household cleaners to NEVER EVER MIX EVER OR YOU CAN (AND WILL PROBABLY) DIE OR OTHERWISE BECOME EXTREMELY FUCKED UP AND NOT IN A FUN WAY BUT IN THE HOSPITAL AND/OR GRAVEYARD WAY:
The above is not a complete list, but these are extremely common in most households and therefore are the most likely chemical fuck-ups to occur.
DO NOT MIX HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS.
DO NOT MIX CLEANING AGENTS.
DO NOT MIX CERTAIN ASTRINGENTS. (HYDROGEN PEROXIDE IS OFTEN IN FIRST AID KITS OR WOUND SPRAYS AND CAN CAUSE A REACTION IN SMALL AMOUNTS IF MIXED WITH THINGS IT SHOULD NOT BE MIXED WITH EVEN ACCIDENTALLY ON A SURFACE ETC.)
DO NOT MIX ANY CHEMICALS THAT YOU ARE NOT 100% SURE ARE SAFE TO MIX. (SPOILER: MOST THINGS ARE NOT REALLY SAFE TO MIX AND SOMETIMES COMBINING SAFE ONES ACTUALLY MAKES THEM LESS EFFECTIVE ANYWAY, SO JUST DON’T COMBINE THIS KIND OF SHIT!)
YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT A CHEMIST. PLEASE DO NOT TURN YOUR KITCHEN/BATHROOM/HOME INTO A LAB ACCIDENT.
IF YOU ARE A CHEMIST, YOU SHOULD STILL NOT FUCK AROUND. MANY OF YOU DO NOT RELIABLY USE YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES OR THE CORRECT TYPE OF SAFETY GOGGLES. (IF YOU’RE THE TYPE OF CHEMIST WHO DOESN’T ENSURE ADEQUATE VENTILATION IN YOUR WORK AREA, I WILL NOT TRUST YOU WITH BLEACH. COMPLACENCY KILLS.)
CONCLUSION: STOP MIXING CHEMICALS!
YOU ARE NOT PROFESSOR X, AND YOU WILL NOT END UP CREATING THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.
YOU WILL ONLY CREATE A NEW INVOICE FOR YOUR LOCAL FUNERAL HOME.
I AM YELLING AT YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU TO BE SAFE.
TO ANY DUMBASS TEENAGERS OUT THERE, I WANT YOU TO SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BECOME DUMBASS ADULTS.
PLEASE DO NOT DIE.
The fumes from this vid burned all the hair off my body,melted my skin, and then killed me t.f
Hey, this actually very useful information to have if you are a kid or otherwise don’t know.
I feel like the “may cause death” part on that chart needs to be majorly bigger. The descriptions of the first two sound like they’d be unpleasant, but “unpleasant” doesn’t cut it. Needs to have a way bigger “THIS IS HOW THEY KILLED PEOPLE IN WARS BEFORE IT WAS OUTLAWED” warning.
Can anyone with a TikTok confirm whether or not people are still trying to reenact the Somme on their kitchen sinks?
Fuck that post going around saying “you can have coffee in your story without justifying it :) you don’t need to explain everything :)” I want, no, I DEMAND a fully researched ethnobotanical paper on every single food item in your work, if you don’t explain to me where did potatoes come from in your fantasy setting or don’t explain how the industry of coffee works over interstellar distances with full detail you are doing things wrong and I personally hate you and I hate your stupid story, fuck you
Why are your stupid little wizards and knights eating potato stew in your dumb European middle ages fantasy world. Where did they get potatoes from. Where is the center of domestication of potatoes, do you have a fantasy Andean civilization? What are the social and economic consequences of having such a calorie rich crop in cold climates. I don’t care about “themes” or “enemies to lovers with found family”, I didn’t ask about that. Where does your idiot space captain gets their shitty coffee from. Is it imported from Earth? Are there coffee growing worlds? Is it an alien species replacement with the same name? What are the social consequences of that? Don’t try to change the subject, I’ll stop pointing the gun when I want, I’m trying to have a conversation here,
So who is ready to crash a streaming site through sheer numbers this october 18 watching The Edge of Sleep? WE ARE.
for those unaware:
Mark Fischbach, aka Markiplier, has been making progressively more ambitious projects for the last several years, including starring in a television show for the Qcode podcast The Edge of Sleep. The podcast is excellent; it’s a sci fi apocalyptic medical drama about a mysterious disease causing people to fall asleep and never wake up. The TV show went into production around 2018 and fell into development hell.
It’s finally being released, but with a pair of truly upsetting conditions:
- No one involved in the project is legally allowed to say where it will air before the day it debuts, and
- The company releasing the show is holding Mark’s most recent project for ransom. His film, Iron Lung, which he’s spent the past two years working on almost exclusively, will have a path out of development hell through this company – but only if Edge of Sleep debuts on their platform in the top ten.
That means zero marketing outside of Mark revealing the air date, and the audience’s prior knowledge of the podcast. The company is dangling Mark’s future as a filmmaker above his head at a truly frustrating height, and he’s asked his fanbase to get him there, because his hands are tied.
If you’re not already following Markiplier’s work, go check out A Heist with Markiplier, In Space with Markiplier, and the podcast of The Edge of Sleep. And on October 18, help this incredibly dedicated filmmaker convince a film studio that his work is worth investing in.
I will personally watch edge of sleep into the ground to get him his iron lung goal
My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved
No, I can’t emphasize enough that she’s totally clueless about anything that could be weird about it, she just thinks it’s funny. I had to sit there with a straight face as she told me about how she made this girl eat off of a plate on the ground (in roblox) and sleep in a dog bed (in roblox) whenever she misbehaved and go “oh haha that’s so funny” and pretend like everything’s normal.
maybe
how old is she
She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child
she looking for another dog?
NO
Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?
No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls
Volunteering to stand in as this person’s sister during this time of need
I have a name
This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder…
I swear to god if this blows up enough that it gets reposted on other social media and my sister sees you all wanting to be her roblox dog…
this will be 100k notes. I feel it.
Sorry liberals, despite 400 tags saying “posts that have 100k to me,” we’re capping out at a nice cool 11k. My white ass is not making it onto tiktok, no robot lady is going to read this text, and my sister is not seeing it. Thank you all for playing
The obvious fantasy of any human domestication guide story is big plant lady makes you her pet, but at least to me an equally powerful fantasy is being able to take someone so deeply hurt and have the resources and time and patience and power to really help them. To pick them up and tell them it will all be okay and know that it’s true because you can make it true. I guess I know too many people who deserve the affini and it’d be nice to be that for them.
Motorola Mobility (which makes phones) is a US subsidiary of the Chinese company Lenovo. It is not Israeli.
Motorola Solutions (which makes communication equipment and software) is a US publicly traded company which is heavily involved in the Israeli military (and other governments) and settlements.
They both split off Motorola Inc in 2011, but are different, independent companies.
Motorola has always been a pretty stupid company. Back in the 1990s, Motorola made CPUs (that division has since been spun off into its own business under the name of Freescale). As desktop computers (as opposed to terminals connected to a mainframe) went from “too expensive to consider worthwhile” in the early 70s to “every business has to have them” in the 1990s, the number of brands of computer available shrank. (Wang and Tandy were basically gone by 1990, and Amiga was on its way out — and never really got anywhere in the business market in the US anyway.) By and large, by 1990 or so, all US businesses were using either Macs or DOS-based PCs. (At that time, Windows 95 was not out yet and earlier versions of Windows were… less than wonderful.) At that time, Macs used Motorola CPUs (specifically the 680X0 family, a successor of which Freescale sells under the name “Dragonball”) but DOS PCs used Intel’s X86 family, so every Mac purchased made a bit of profit for Motorola and every DOS PC purchased gave money to Motorola’s competition. (GPUs were not A Thing yet.) Motorola’s different divisions used different platforms basically because nobody had considered the implications. Then in the mid to late 1990s, I forget the exact year, Motorola’s management announced that the entire company had to standardize on one type of computer… and they chose DOS PCs, so that their own company was paying money to a competitor instead of using their own products, and even had to make an enormous payment right away to bring the non-compliant divisions up to speed. That’s the kind of decision making they do.
I mean like. The abrupt, tragic loss of one’s individual identity, memory, and morality, replaced only by hunger, is kind of like. The principal thing about zombies. In my opinion
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