October 2024

cupcakeshakesnake:

alias-milamber:

insomniac-arrest:

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tumblr: on languages

The thai for “5″ is pronounced roughly “Ha”, and so where english internets would generally put “lol” or something, they put “555555555″.

I was looking for this post for so long

Finally it has returned

Hey so uh,

makro-prinz:

art-and-sterf:

troubled-pasta:

As a trans guy who’s been working out for a few years now and has learned a lot about their body and building muscle and whatnot in the process, here’s something I don’t see mentioned, like ever. 

Abs don’t really look Like That™ when they’re relaxed.

Here’s a few examples from a Reddit thread asking for pictures of people both flexing and not flexing their abs

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I rarely see male body positivity posts in general but I’ve never seen this mentioned, and honestly? Call me stupid for it if you want, but I genuinely thought that super defined look was something that was achievable in a relaxed state, simply because I’ve never seen anything to the contrary. 

As someone with body dysmorphia as well as dysphoria, you can imagine the damaging effects that might have had on my mental health trying by to achieve the impossible. I can only imagine how many other masculine folk out there could be struggling with the exact same thing.

Anyway like, this is mostly to point out for masculine folks that might be pushing themselves too hard, that you’re probably doing better than you realise. 

Anecdotal stuff aside, this is an important thing for artists to remember as well! This is something I never realised despite being an artist that goes to figure drawing classes on the regular and having modelled for them myself- because of course people with abs are flexing for the poses! I was doing it too!

- Admin Pasta

Thank youu, I legitimatly cried about this

nyaa:

thats it im radicalized

thetygre:

blurds:

This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

positively–speculative:

paradise-sys:

resetium:

paradise-sys:

tmmyhug:

every once in a while i learn some wild new piece of information that explains years of behavior and reminds me that i will never truly understand everything about my ridiculous adhd brain

ok what the fuck who was gonna tell me this isnt normal

what the fuck you mean to tell me that the way that i comically slide around things wasn’t just me naturally shitposting

maybe the neurotypicals are just trolling us

THAT’S WHY I DO THAT?!?!?

strawberry-sticky-autism:

butch-snorlax:

ratknight:

On the last day of pride month, I thought I’d share the little fake Maisy book I made when I started thinking about how much comfort thinking of Maisy as non-binary brings me! In a perfect world I think there really could be books that taught young kids about gay and trans people- I mean, it’s clearly possible. Maybe someday!

@thepucegoose​

YES

yourdailyqueer:

Hank Green

inneskeeper:

scoobycool9:

scumtrout:

peterjay-88:

gwenthelumberjane:

marzipanandminutiae:

cursed-mike-vining:

minestuck:

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business

the covers with women are equally gay

so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity

So am i the only one thinkinf the ghoul looks cute asf or

Seriously…every cover is like this

you either die a bailey school kid or you live long enough to see yourself become the gay cryptid.

Also in case anyone wants to know the best part of the books, it’s that whatever creature they are on the cover is 100% revealed to be a truth by the end.

In other news is the camp counselor single? asking for a me

azulcrescent:

Subscription

noadventureshere221b:

enki2:

LISTEN TO ME. THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE. THEY WORK EXACTLY THE SAME. GET THOSE INSTEAD.

molabuddy:

jaimeroyalrobertson-deactivated:

LMFAO

really enjoyed the imagery of this post..

lucy-is-bored:

systemdeez:

What a lot of people don’t realize is that 90% of Tumblr accounts are actually run by me. Don’t believe me? Watch this post get over a hundred thousand notes.

hmm.

fullcravings:

Best Ever Cinnamon Apple Cake

crowbone:

dirtyblondemind:

McDonalds light fixture

Their eyes turn to God for salvation.

bedupolker:

Interactions that probably happened in California at least once

lesbianhouseplant:

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

sapphling:

honestly the first “can i be a bitch for a second” shared between you and a pal feels like finally getting to take the friendship condom off

jonesbones1:

intoxicatedinkeep:

jonesbones1:

jonesbones1:

Light dinner cuz I’m not that hungry tonight

@intoxicatedinkeep recipe is very adjustable and I recommend experimenting to find what you like best, but the basic ingredients are just 1-2 cups of rice, 2/3 block of tofu, a quarter of some cabbage, 1 diced pepper, half a cup of chorizo, generous pour of maple tofu sauce, stir it up and top it with green onions, or peanuts for more crunch! It’s a good dumpster recipe, so you can add or substitute ingredients to your liking and it’ll still be good. This recipe is also super scalable, so it’s also a great thing to store in your fridge for later meals when you’re too tired to cook. I am kinda calculating the measurements in my head right now, but that’s the general gist of it. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

👍 thanks!

no problem bro

tinycasket-deactivated20241207:

hiiii *trying not to sound desperate for human connection*

prokopetz:

shizdrone:

prokopetz:

All I’m saying is if I were a mysterious entity from a realm of horrors beyond human comprehension, I would absolutely be making up a completely new exposition dump about my nature, origin and purpose every single time some poor fucker found my puzzle box or whatever. Like, what are they going to do, fact-check me?

of course, “mysterious entity from a realm of horrors beyond human comprehension” is also one of those made up backstories.

A lot of things are beyond human comprehension.

argumate:

rustingbridges:

argumate:

notswush:

Don’t ever say some shit to me like it’s a dog eat dog world. I honestly think it’s bad when dogs do that to each other

a dog eat dogfood world

honestly where does that saying come from. I don’t feel dogs are known for eating each other much. a dog eat dog poop world, maybe

it’s a dog eat poop world

hiiragi7:

Not my usual content, but I made something I wanted to share…

Edit: Now with an ID from @a-captions-blog! Thank you for writing it!

[Art description: A Pokémon-themed comic featuring OP as a Pikachu. Long description follows.

1. The tips of Pikachu’s ears are shown with text that says, ‘I’m a Pikachu / My world is filled with lots of cool stuff. Sometimes it feels like anything is possible!’ Under this is a collage showing a Charizard, a Pidgeotto, a Nidoking, an Eevee, and an Ivysaur, all in the background as the Pikachu looks up in wonder. Text reads, ‘All sorts of types, all sorts of attacks, all sorts of Pokemon.’

2. Text says, ‘But…only two ways a Pikachu’s tail could look.’ Two boxes in the upper corners show the male and female Pikachu tails, respectively. The male has a rectangular end to his tale, and the female has a heart-shaped end to hers. Text continues, ‘So then, what am I?’ A large drawing of the narrator Pikachu is shown, with an arrow pointing to their tail, whose end is split somewhat like scissors and doesn’t match either the male or female drawing above.

3. Text says, ‘Too pointy to be [female], too much of a V-shape to be [male]. I thought there was something wrong with me.’ Under this are three cascading panels showing the Pikachu from below at an angle emphasizing their tail. The second panel shows mel further away, and in the final panel she have disappeared entirely. Text on the panels reads, ‘I felt / very, very, very / alone.’

4. Text says, ‘But then, something happened. I found others like me.’ The art shows the narrator reaching out to another Pikachu. Under this are three other Pikachu. One has a rounded tail, one has a tail that has been stitched up to be rectangular, and one has a tail with a slight spike at the tip.

5. Closeups are shown of each of the tails from the previous panel, with text that says, ‘Round tails, scarred tails, spiky tails.’ Under this is a drawing of the Pikachu all hugging with lightning coming from their cheeks. Text reads, ‘They told me nothing was wrong with me, and I wasn´t alone anymore.’

6. Text says, ‘There are many ways a Pikachu’s tail can look. I’ve heard there’s at least over 30 different variations.’ Under this are two panels. The first panel shows the narrator lying on their back on a background of male and female symbols. Text reads, ‘Some days are still hard.’ In the second panel, the Pikachu with the scarred tail is shown with text that says, ‘My friend tells me her tail used to look just like mine. It was taken from her.’

8. The narrator is shown sitting and looking upwards. Text reads, ‘Some trainers won’t accept Pikachu that aren’t [male] or [female]. They alter our tails without our consent. But things are getting better. We are making change. We’re fighting so that our tails will be left alone.’ Under this is a panel showing the four Pikachu running happily towards the right. Text reads, ‘We’re all on a spectrum. Every tail looks different; anything is possible.’

The final text reads, ‘This is a comic about intersex people.’ The watermark in the lower right says @ PostManic. \End descriptions

marella-redek-arsonist-deactiva:

Claim your title as “tumblr freeloader” (meaning you haven’t spent ANY kind of money on tumblr) here.

plain-flavoured-english:

wild–mountain–thyme:

dickheaddutch:

oak23:

anxietyproblem:

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

I went to the Grand Canyon when I was depressed and I literally forgot the whole thing. Like, the only reason I even know I was there is that I have photographs of myself standing in front of the Grand Canyon with dead eyes but i have absolutely no memory of it

People talk about depression like it’s just being sad all the time but straight up your brain stops working and sadness is just one of the many, many consequences of that

hiiragi7:

Not my usual content, but I made something I wanted to share…

Edit: Now with an ID from @a-captions-blog! Thank you for writing it!

[Art description: A Pokémon-themed comic featuring OP as a Pikachu. Long description follows.

1. The tips of Pikachu’s ears are shown with text that says, ‘I’m a Pikachu / My world is filled with lots of cool stuff. Sometimes it feels like anything is possible!’ Under this is a collage showing a Charizard, a Pidgeotto, a Nidoking, an Eevee, and an Ivysaur, all in the background as the Pikachu looks up in wonder. Text reads, ‘All sorts of types, all sorts of attacks, all sorts of Pokemon.’

2. Text says, ‘But…only two ways a Pikachu’s tail could look.’ Two boxes in the upper corners show the male and female Pikachu tails, respectively. The male has a rectangular end to his tale, and the female has a heart-shaped end to hers. Text continues, ‘So then, what am I?’ A large drawing of the narrator Pikachu is shown, with an arrow pointing to their tail, whose end is split somewhat like scissors and doesn’t match either the male or female drawing above.

3. Text says, ‘Too pointy to be [female], too much of a V-shape to be [male]. I thought there was something wrong with me.’ Under this are three cascading panels showing the Pikachu from below at an angle emphasizing their tail. The second panel shows mel further away, and in the final panel she have disappeared entirely. Text on the panels reads, ‘I felt / very, very, very / alone.’

4. Text says, ‘But then, something happened. I found others like me.’ The art shows the narrator reaching out to another Pikachu. Under this are three other Pikachu. One has a rounded tail, one has a tail that has been stitched up to be rectangular, and one has a tail with a slight spike at the tip.

5. Closeups are shown of each of the tails from the previous panel, with text that says, ‘Round tails, scarred tails, spiky tails.’ Under this is a drawing of the Pikachu all hugging with lightning coming from their cheeks. Text reads, ‘They told me nothing was wrong with me, and I wasn´t alone anymore.’

6. Text says, ‘There are many ways a Pikachu’s tail can look. I’ve heard there’s at least over 30 different variations.’ Under this are two panels. The first panel shows the narrator lying on their back on a background of male and female symbols. Text reads, ‘Some days are still hard.’ In the second panel, the Pikachu with the scarred tail is shown with text that says, ‘My friend tells me her tail used to look just like mine. It was taken from her.’

8. The narrator is shown sitting and looking upwards. Text reads, ‘Some trainers won’t accept Pikachu that aren’t [male] or [female]. They alter our tails without our consent. But things are getting better. We are making change. We’re fighting so that our tails will be left alone.’ Under this is a panel showing the four Pikachu running happily towards the right. Text reads, ‘We’re all on a spectrum. Every tail looks different; anything is possible.’

The final text reads, ‘This is a comic about intersex people.’ The watermark in the lower right says @ PostManic. \End descriptions

mathamaniac:

sufficientlylargen:

eightyonekilograms:

argumate:

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

argumate:

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

argumate:

flakmaniak:

argumate:

For Now Let Us Posit That They Are Giants

The Null Hypothesis Is That They Are Giants

They Are Giants But This Finding Lacks Significance

even the best meta-analyses of the findings regarding their gianthood are still pretty inconclusive

Giants: Largely Anecdotal

Beware The Man Of One Study (Which Finds That They Are Giants)

What Is The Bayesian Prior That They Are Giants

I Saw Them Live and Subsequently Updated My Belief to a Stronger Posterior That They Are Not Giants

Meta-analysis Concludes They Are Unlikely To Be Windmills; Giants Still A Possibility.

Standing on the shoulders of rumors? Evidence of giants from an oral tradition.

a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark:

ironychan:

My friends and I used to do this thing where we’d dress up on a theme and go do something totally normal.

We dressed up as pirates and went bowling.

We dressed as vikings and went to the grocery store. The security guard told us we had to move our longship because it was illegally parked.

We dressed as Romans and went to Blockbuster. The staff chanted, “toga! Toga! Toga!” at us.

We dressed up all steampunk and went to the museum. Tourists kept taking our picture.

I used to do historical reenactment when I was at University. I would go to class before session as a Norman knight, and when the session was over me and some of my buddies I did it with would get the bus home in the same kit. Stop at the Tesco’s in full armour for beer and supper and ice cream, then get together at Irish’s place for a LAN party.

It’s enrichment for all involved.

I remember being told I was 900 years late for the battle, and asking the bus driver where the horses were.

omegaverse-anesthesiologist:

omegaverse-anesthesiologist:

omegaverse-anesthesiologist:

omegaverse-anesthesiologist:

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

It’s not even the public hospital wifi. I’m on the staff wifi. which one of you anesthesiologists was reading omega verse on the clock.

Thankfully, I am saved by the power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog.

The power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog has failed me.

yes-im-youtube-kids:

i-am-the-egg-to-rule-all-eggs:

maxwellkattermann:

wingdingle:

shutthedirk:

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

Hey guys you know what you should do at dashcon 2

nOT piss in the ballpit so that we can continue having dashcons

zeitghost:

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

pixxyofice:

pixxyofice:

Hey! Nice artstyle! How do you draw fat people in it?

Wow! Nice Artstyle! How do you draw black people in it?

marella-redek-arsonist-deactiva:

Claim your title as “tumblr freeloader” (meaning you haven’t spent ANY kind of money on tumblr) here.

bluestempigeons:

Beau only has two modes

zorthania:

A piece about survivors guilt.

This comic isn’t perfect. I started it back in October 2023, and every time I picked up my pen, I wept.

I bring this to you today, on 9/11, in hopes that you reflect on this day a little differently than how most Americans would. Let it move you to continue to boycott, protest and challenge your family, friends and colleagues. You have a bigger impact than you would believe.

Thank you for reading this with an open heart.

From the river to the sea…

Keep reading

16bithoe:

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

thestalkerbunny:

Just a random thing; one of my many favorite Futurama jokes is when they go to a planet that is obviously very Egyptian and the aliens even look like the gods themselves and someone is like ‘oh did you guys come to earth and build the pyramids?’ And the alien is like ‘nah-we went to earth and fell in love with the local architecture that we integrated it into our own. they actually taught us so much.’

fleetingruin:

macgyvermedical:

PSA:

Acetaminophen/paracetamol has a hard stop upper dose limit, above which it becomes extremely toxic.

That limit is 4g (8 “extra strength” (500mg) tablets) in 24 hours (about 2 tablets every 6 hours).

A single dose of 22 extra strength tablets can kill you.

Taking 12 or more tablets per day for more than a week can also kill you (this is about 3 tablets every 6 hours).

Symptoms of overdose take up to 24 hours to manifest, and are fairly difficult to distinguish from other problems. They include abdominal pain (especially right upper quadrant), nausea, malaise, and confusion.

The antidote (n-acetylcystine) must be given within 8hours of ingestion in order to be useful.

After 10 hours the only thing that will work is a liver transplant.

You might think “why would I ever accidentally take so much?”

Well, acetaminophen is in almost everything in the cold/flu/pain aisle. Migraine combos like Excedrin, cold and flu combos like NyQuil, basically anything that says “non-aspirin pain relief”, and anything that’s branded as a fever reducer. It’s all probably acetaminophen/paracetamol.

So the goal of this post is to get you to read the labels on your medications. Because taking taking Tylenol and NyQuil together for a week (like you might if you had the flu) could kill you.

Please don’t forget this shit, after it happened to a family member, he died 8 years later because of the continuing health complications even though he survived the initial overdose

fleetingruin:

macgyvermedical:

PSA:

Acetaminophen/paracetamol has a hard stop upper dose limit, above which it becomes extremely toxic.

That limit is 4g (8 “extra strength” (500mg) tablets) in 24 hours (about 2 tablets every 6 hours).

A single dose of 22 extra strength tablets can kill you.

Taking 12 or more tablets per day for more than a week can also kill you (this is about 3 tablets every 6 hours).

Symptoms of overdose take up to 24 hours to manifest, and are fairly difficult to distinguish from other problems. They include abdominal pain (especially right upper quadrant), nausea, malaise, and confusion.

The antidote (n-acetylcystine) must be given within 8hours of ingestion in order to be useful.

After 10 hours the only thing that will work is a liver transplant.

You might think “why would I ever accidentally take so much?”

Well, acetaminophen is in almost everything in the cold/flu/pain aisle. Migraine combos like Excedrin, cold and flu combos like NyQuil, basically anything that says “non-aspirin pain relief”, and anything that’s branded as a fever reducer. It’s all probably acetaminophen/paracetamol.

So the goal of this post is to get you to read the labels on your medications. Because taking taking Tylenol and NyQuil together for a week (like you might if you had the flu) could kill you.

Please don’t forget this shit, after it happened to a family member, he died 8 years later because of the continuing health complications even though he survived the initial overdose

princesstillyenna:

kateosaurus-rex:

tallahasseemp3:

help

So this showed up on Twitter and

And here’s that link you’re welcome

“if I cant have my dignity, at least I have something to read” <- put this on my tombstone

princesstillyenna:

kateosaurus-rex:

tallahasseemp3:

help

So this showed up on Twitter and

And here’s that link you’re welcome

“if I cant have my dignity, at least I have something to read” <- put this on my tombstone

tyltos:

inkskinned:

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

enraged-chihuahua:

rocket-prose:

Classic animators doing reference poses for their own drawings. I’m in love with these images.

i feel these

cargopantsman:

rox-and-prose:

cipheramnesia:

royalwalnutmoth:

this was just barely a joke before but now i’m about to spend Real Money.

ay @rox-and-prose new booty shorts just dropped

Oh another one for the tag!

+1 booty shorts

tap dat ass until your next turn

tyltos:

inkskinned:

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

cryoverkiltmilk:

devantnuit-ladeluge:

only-tiktoks:

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

cryoverkiltmilk:

devantnuit-ladeluge:

only-tiktoks:

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

cryoverkiltmilk:

devantnuit-ladeluge:

only-tiktoks:

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

irlactualhuman:

Compliment them. That person you think has their shit together and wouldn’t need it or want to hear it. They do. They absolutely do. Their shit is dispersed. I promise you. It is a shambles.

I’ve had someone tell me to my face that they would compliment me, but for the fact that I already know this or that about myself. Huh???? No. Sorry.

No I don’t. In my weaker moments I become an ungrateful mud monkey that has never once internalized a compliment

I adore being told you like me or something I’ve done. It sustains me, and in my weaker moments when I forget that life is good and happy, you might catch me before I fall.

You ever had someone catch you like that? You can do it too. The ones that catch you have been you in that moment before and know they will be again.