October 2024

thescrump:

memories:

#memes and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by thescrump

yeah

mudtrash:

Talking it out away from the noisy cult


Mostly Lamb talking, Nari’s having a non verbal moment

kedreeva:

jirls:

synqra:

People gathered around lava, Iceland.

Ants enjoying a drop of honey

A post by user netherworldpost which reads: "Because I will never be able to eat lava… (I pause to look pleadingly at a volcanologist, they sternly, subtly shake their head no. It is clear this is an old, ongoing argument.) …. my prevailing theory is it has a texture of very thick honey."

(via @netherworldpost)

kedreeva:

jirls:

synqra:

People gathered around lava, Iceland.

Ants enjoying a drop of honey

A post by user netherworldpost which reads: "Because I will never be able to eat lava… (I pause to look pleadingly at a volcanologist, they sternly, subtly shake their head no. It is clear this is an old, ongoing argument.) …. my prevailing theory is it has a texture of very thick honey."

(via @netherworldpost)

rslashrats:

you know what day it is……….

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rna-world:

delta-orionis:

delta-orionis:

delta-orionis:

I was playing Rain World on my PC yesterday and I went through the Memory Crypts for the first time, and oh my god I had no idea how meaty the cabinet beasts were. I’d only seen them in the Switch version of the game before, I guess they’re not rendered correctly on the Switch?? That or my brightness was turned down too low for me to see them. But oh my god. There’s just meat in there.

The reason it looked so different on PC likely has to do with my monitor’s brightness/contrast settings, as this reddit post demonstrates:

But yeah, the cabinet beasts are the pinkish shapes in those boxes in the memory crypts, and can clearly be seen when you turn the brightness up. (Also they’re much harder to see if you don’t have neuron glow yet.) Creepy.

I took some screenshots and boosted the contrast + saturation:

(Left: Unaltered, Right: Enhanced)

Hopefully they should be much easier to see here.

(In retrospect, it was definitely my monitor settings that was making them so apparent, lol)

unfortunately I wasn’t able to find a version of the cabinet beasts that wasn’t the heatmap, nor could I find them in the ingame files(I don’t know where background things aaaaaaare). But here’s a better look at them!

77777777awawawawawawa:

77777777awawawawawawa:

the way that estrogen softens your skin kicks so much ass like even before i had any idea i could possibly be trans i was always so sad about not having soft skin

like you know when you’re a teen boy and you touch a girl’s hand and just feel an odd sadness? like that’s just normal dude stuff right

terramythos:

They call me handsome because I have some hands

brokenbackmountain-deactivated2:

Hi guys, I want to bring to your attention The Baalousha family (@freepaleatine95)’s fundraiser. Before the war, Marah was a student at Al-Azhar University, studying computer engineering. Mahmoud was a successful owner of a shoe store, even having a few exhibitions. 

However, the war has taken all of that away. With their home, they lost their pets who were still trapped.

Not only have they lost their homes and sources of income, they have accumulated significant debt. Al-Azhar University has been destroyed. This is not the first time the occupation has taken from them. In 2006, their brother Muhammad was shot in the chest by the IOF in Beit Hanoun.

Their parents both have diabetes; in addition to that, their father also has blood pressure. Both of them are in dire need of medicine. With your help, they hope to survive the winter in their tents, help their family and evacuate to Egypt when the crossing opens.

Please do whatever you can; if you cannot donate, please share this post.

14,594 USD / 50,000 USD

No donations in three hours.

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septicake:

not to be nsfw on main, but like

I kinda wanna walk into an active construction site without the proper ppe

mudtrash:

Obligatory God Nari holding Lamby in the palm of he giant hand


God I wish that were me…..

lakefama:

recovery revelations

unofficial-horse-extract:

pinkminimarshmallow:

i feel like these unown are trying to tell me something…..

Infinite monkey theorem

shitfreakssay:

girldraki:

girldraki:

girldraki:

Why hasn’t there been a needlessly aggressive 5031 response article where they try to 5031 all the anomalies but THEN they meet the Strawman Anomaly who is ontologically evil and for some reason becomes more evil when treated humanely

Due to the existence of the Animate Straw Monstrosity we must treat all anomalies as unethically as possible until brave lone-wolf researchers gain renegade control of the project and decide without oversight to attempt Kindness, though of course if we discover their machinations they will be swiftly killed. To raise the stakes

girldraki:

girldraki:

girldraki:

Why hasn’t there been a needlessly aggressive 5031 response article where they try to 5031 all the anomalies but THEN they meet the Strawman Anomaly who is ontologically evil and for some reason becomes more evil when treated humanely

Due to the existence of the Animate Straw Monstrosity we must treat all anomalies as unethically as possible until brave lone-wolf researchers gain renegade control of the project and decide without oversight to attempt Kindness, though of course if we discover their machinations they will be swiftly killed. To raise the stakes

brokenbackmountain-deactivated2:

brokenbackmountain-deactivated2:

they deleted nesma’s blog they fucking deleted her account i hope everyone who played a part in the massreport campaign burns in hell. keep donating to her fucking campaign

no donations in three hours please please keep sharing her fundraiser don’t let it stagnate now


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tonyzaret:

flipchild:

randynewmansjungle:

detectivehole:

walking up to random doors and tugging on them and saying “i can’t. it’s locked” out loud to no one to fulfill my dreams of being an adventure game protagonist

this is how I pack for trips

paper-mario-wiki:

cryptotheism:

the shit your parents do when you move out

depsidase:

surprisebitch:

now this is perfect halloween content

fnordseer:

fnordseer:

it would’ve been cooler if those animals they sent into space came back with superpowers

iiboharz:

white people when there’s dinner at the function

valtsv:

i do think it’s so fun that there’s a limit to the maximum size of a structure that your mind can conceive of before your imagination starts glitching and struggling to fully render it like an overloaded processor machine. your imagination is only limitless if it stays within the dimensional guidelines encoded into it. and needless to say the one i can imagine is bigger than any of you losers could ever hope to dream of.

thefrogman:

mooncustafer:

sirfrogsworth:

This is especially frustrating because the only reason we know the wind speed is because NOAA’s Hurricane Hunters literally fly into the hurricane and collect vital data. They fly in and out of the storm over and over in 8 hour shifts.

This brave team flies two identical Lockheed P3s called Kermit and Miss Piggy.

You can see the dangling ornaments in the videos to determine which plane they are in.

And when I say they fly into the hurricane, I mean they fly *into* the hurricane.

Here they are in the eye of Milton.

And here they are in the eye of Irma.

As you may notice, this flight was in Kermit.

So the next time you see live data about a hurricane’s wind speed and pressure, just remember how that was collected and don’t be a giant turd about it.

And please vote because conservatives want to kill NOAA.

This is serious But I also just want everyone to know that Kermit and Miss Piggy have retro-style nose artwork of the characters:

I was so enamored with the ornaments that I didn’t think to check for nose art. Thanks for adding this!

3000s:

3000s:

“what core is this / what aesthetic is this?” = childrens way of saying “what do i search to find more of this?”

non-judgemental observation, i used to think it was annoying but it’s kind of sweet when you realize it mostly just means they liked the image

shutinthenutouse:

sacred-portal:

starkittyshine:

hey yall its delilah again

getting my HRT has put me in the negatives, and i currently have covid and desperately need help to get back in the positives and afford necessities

im a trans girl that has gone homeless twice in the last 4 months, ive had to move repeatedly to survive, and ive lost nearly everything i own. please, if you can, some help would be greatly appreciated

cashapp

paypal

venmo

the-haiku-bot:

leahgardner-art:

obsessed with this sweet commission I wrapped up this week… look closely lol

obsessed with this sweet

commission I wrapped up this

week… look closely lol

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

ralfmaximus:

transfem-goddess-author:

theehorsepusssy:

Not if I can impregnate her first

Happy Satan Impregnates His Bride season to those who celebrate.

miniaturecatmentality:

dinokingdom:

weedass:

choose your path wisely

going straight into the woods call that penis mysterious

caspercryptid:

I fucking love Alex hirsch

pocketss:

lost in the moss

kittybroker:

baabontumbler:

skippyisntfunny:

@kittybroker

The malicious pot enjoy up to its foul tricks once more! Get this absolute criminal for only $13.44!

mlembug:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

observancesys:

bees-in-the-machine:

demilypyro:

Please watch Fabiniku

actual quote from the author of the original manga:

All I wish to convey via this manga is a form of love that isn’t bound by terms such as BL or TS. But to be honest, I just want to awaken a new fetish within someone, that’s what I strongly hope to achieve. Please awaken.

legendary quote. please put this man into contact with some genderfucky queers i wanna see what chaos ensues

FINE I’ll read a fucking gamer isekai manga

sovietnam:

lindleland:

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

hunter-rodrigez:

aritany:

paxamericana:

awooof:

you ever see one of those dry trees with no leaves but full of branches and you wanna just

*croonch

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

please learn how to code

like, if you’re bored today, and not doing anything,

learn a little bit of coding please

hi hi hello PLEASE DON’T JUST REBLOG THIS FOR LATER

I know how much you love reblogging posts and then never looking at them ever again. I get it, I really do. but PLEASE

just open one of these links and explore a bit if you’re interested

Scratch - great coding program for learning the basics, but so good you can make a video game with it

Codecademy - learn any coding language with lessons

Neocities - literally make a website

it’s all free

tags left on this post: #rb for laterALT

I’m sending wild animals to your doorstep.

thegreatdemonzhuyan:

fading-event-608:

fading-event-608:

You may have seen my previous post [here] where I lament about daily donation decreases while getting large amounts of reblogs.

I still update Falastin’s campaign daily, hanging on every donation. The trend of notes far outweighing donations has not only continued - it is getting worse. Despite Falastin’s campaign being vetted both here on tumblr and on Instagram, Instagram nets no donations, and Tumblr nets so few in spite of the campaign receiving constant updates and attention. 

In the last 24 hours she received only 55 dollars. This campaign needs to provide for 24 people - the rate donations are currently coming in is far below the necessary minimum for their survival. Prices in Gaza are astronomically high, but even if they were similar to prices in the US, and even if we take a better day like yesterday, $200 in donations - approximately $8.33 per family member - would not be enough to survive on. Would YOU be able to survive on that money? This must buy food, water, medicine, and all other supplies, including tents. Half of the family is currently sleeping on the street, and what little shelter they have access to will not keep winter off their backs. 

They have been displaced more than twenty times. With each displacement, they lose a great deal, because the time they have to evacuate is not enough for them to pack up their belongings. This is only getting worse for them. Meanwhile, people who have the luxury of turning away seem to do so more and more. Falastin doesn’t have that luxury - these are her loved ones in danger. So many of her family members have been martyred already. She cannot lose anyone else.

You stand at a point in history, and in many years you will look back on yourself now and see either action or inaction. You know which one you will regret more. This is why people are angry at those posts, why they scream of scams - because it’s much better for your consciousness to have excuses for inaction.

An action does not need to be some grand noticeable gesture - small actions are just as meaningful, if done at a pace that allows them to add up. If you act alongside everyone, they may add up still more. 

Please don’t just reblog this. Find some other small way that you can help, and take that action. Maybe send this campaign to a friend or a family member, or link it in a groupchat. Even if you can’t personally donate, there’s a chance that someone you know would like to.

Please check today’s rates before donating:

  • 10$ = 102 SEK
  • 25$ = 257 SEK
  • 50$ = 514 SEK
  • 100$ = 1,029 SEK


Vetting info: #282 in El-Shab-Hussein and Nabulsi’s spreadsheet [here], #957 in the Butterfly Project spreadsheet [here]

Falastin’s account: [link]

Falastin received the news she feared this morning. One of her cousins was killed in Jabalia. Apparently it wasn’t enough for IOF to kill his wife and son in the beginning of the genocide so they went ahead - why not, no one is stopping them from killing or raping anyone they want.

He has (or had) two children who are now orphaned. They are now in Jabalia which is extremely dangerous but we are not sure if they even can move from there to Alnawasy… And her family needs all the help they can get.

This campaign again is stagnating, 9 hours since the last donation. Please, donate. Please, boost. They need to get out of this hell. They can’t without your help.

$8,800 / $9,000 USD - only kr2,080 SEK / $200 USD left to reach the short term goal. no donations for the past 2 hours, only 9 donations in the past 12 hours!

tagging some people for reach:

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teaboot:

seven-oh-four:

teaboot:

I just reada really good fic but halfway through I realized “oh shit this is really familiar…. didn’t I write something like this once?” And as I kept reading I kept predicting what happened next and the further I went the more convinced I was that they’d ripped off my story-

like, copied the ENTIRE plot and re-written it, just better than I had? The characters were more fleshed-out than mine were, and the POV was more interesting, and the pace made more sense- but it was MY STORY?

So close to the end I was like “holy shit.. do I message them? Ask if my story inspired theirs? Should I be angry? Flattered?” Cause their tags and description didn’t mention me AT ALL, which, sure, it’s fanfiction to begin with, but if you’re using my work than at least credit me as inspo, right? Just to be courteous?

But I get to the end of the final chapter, and it’s not finished, and I’m kind of disappointed cause I never finished my story and I was really immersed in their version now and had been looking forwards to seeing how they tied up my loose ends- so I scroll to the bottom to leave a comment, and.

It’s MY URL.

IT WAS MY STORY THE WHOLE TIME.

THE ONE *I WROTE*.

In *2013*.

And FORGOT ABOUT

BECAUSE I WAS SO INSECURE ABOUT MY SLOPPY, SHALLOW, AMETEUR WRITING

And I’m just sitting here now staring into space thinking about every shitty story I’ve ever written now like

IT WAS ALL GOOD?

IT WAS GOOD THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??

I’M A GOOD WRITER?????

you didn’t ONCE think to check the url?

I WANTED TO FINISH READING IT FIRST

mynaemsophie:

reblog to bap prev with your paw

mugenfinder:

loanboard10k:

starorbs:

reminder to new users to change your icon so you don’t get blocked cause people think you are a bot

LEAVE ME ALONE

chloesimaginationthings:

Michael can survive (almost) anything in FNAF

also-youre-mischevous:

We’re only a month away from Halloween so I’m gonna start telling these jokes and if someone asks me why I’m going to say that they’re Halloween themed jokes. If they say it’s not close to Halloween yet I’m gonna say that it’s always Halloween

also-youre-mischevous:

We’re only a month away from Halloween so I’m gonna start telling these jokes and if someone asks me why I’m going to say that they’re Halloween themed jokes. If they say it’s not close to Halloween yet I’m gonna say that it’s always Halloween