October 2024

call-me-frosting-or-not-idc:

a picture of a broom is on the far left. in the middle is a handwritten message saying "nonstick" it has a arrow pointing to the right. on the far right is the same broom but without the handle.ALT

Nonstick broom

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

glad we’re all on the same page

gunsandfireandshit:

cdpdoodler:

post by @theeffens on TikTok

I used to staged fist fights with my friends in 711. We would actually punch each other and then end the fight by making out.

People were always really confused and shocked.

The employees didn’t really care we were fighting and would laugh.

Years later some guy started a fight with me at a show and once we were grappling on the floor I instinctively started making out with him.

He immediately got up and left the show. Technically I have won every fight I’ve ever been in 💪

losing my mind over this a little bit. new type of guy.

This is NOT a new type of guy, I know like a dozen people like this, I’ve made out with them

vamprisms:

streaming companies will say um we’re increasing your subscription fee. no password sharing. no screenshots allowed. please subscribe to a separate channel for this movie and another for this tv show. free trial but put in your card details so we can charge you if you forget to cancel. this title is a rental only that’s 4.99 please. this title is not available in your region. you are begging people to torrent at this point Like ye are off the edge of the map matey here there be pirates argh argh argh 🦜☠️

iridessence:

iridessence:

i cannot believe we are about to be a whole QUARTER into this century

I think 2100 is the next century but I love this enthusiasm

pigeontakeover:

boybeetles:

boybeetles:

boybeetles:

You guys do know that trans guys in relationships with people who try to convince them not to transition are in abusive relationships. And it’s not really a funny joke you can just casually make.

Maybe I’m just on Twitter too much but I keep seeing people say certain cis women look like they are trans men in abusive relationships.

“Mitski looks like a trans guy in a abusive relationship” girl please put twitter down you are just saying words. that is a cisgender women

I just hate how there is an algorithm to twitter. So when a shitty trans post gets over 10k likes it just pops on to my feed. Like excuse me I was looking at porn here. I did not ask for a 40k likes ‘cisgender women looks like a trans man who would experience abuse’ post.

Prev tags cause theyre true

cosmic-radio-station-deactivate:

my-random–thoughts-deactivated:

@verirothestar

forgertv:

thememedaddy:

siberiannette-deactivated202301:

“source?” i can feel it in me bones

pawpunkao3:

spacejellyfish3:

cinewhore-deactivated20211003:

and if you think it is, you’re a racist.

an addition

(Image descriptions: two lisa simpson presenting memes. The first reads “racism in any fandom isn’t drama or discourse.” The second reads “Racist jokes aren’t dark comedy nor are they funny in the slightest. They’re just racist.” End descriptions.)

verirothestar:

voidsighs:

@the-shrimp-that-fried-rice

effemimaniac:

gateway-2000:

thisisrealy2kok:

Power Mac G4 (1999-2004)

We’re talking terashits. We’re talking megafarts.

we’re talking petaflips. we’re talking millipedes. we’re talking antipodes. forget what I just said. forget everything you know. we’re talking betterhertz. we’re talking biggerbits. we’re talking. isn’t this nice? keep talking with me. forget we’re talking. we’re talking gigafucks.

alchemicalwerewolf:

seldom-equivocate:

urbestestwindgod:

xxtoiletexploderxx:

eater-of-the-alt:

cobys-trans-agenda:

1 billion notes and i free him

ISTG. we all know its IMPOSSIBLE to get 1 billion.

alr im done, sorry moots

notes♾️

@alchemicalwerewolf we can do this

Yesssss finally a real impossible challenge

@lilacquintet

charl0ttan:

can you imagine being a snake in a snake infested lake like yooo the homies are all hwre. lol. just my imagination

dragon-in-a-fez:

syn4k:

syn4k:

i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we’ve made a social blunder

(from a video featuring someone’s father/grandfather)

is anyone else reading “pack it up boys we’ve made a social blunder” in the voice of the lead penguin guy from Madagascar

lifehaver103947:

transboysgetknives:

anarqueer:

wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:

herovigilante:

please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids

“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté

I don’t even speak French and I know what that paragraph says

“georgs d'enfants” how does it feel to be the funniest person here

kittybroker:

asterain:

probably-a-human-being:

important-animal-images:

Is that a pebble or perhaps an atom

@kittybroker smol

Devastatingly tiny very comparable to a dust or even maybe a grain! Smallest thing around for only 2 cents now!

zmpl:

systemdeez:

Boys will be so cute for literally no reason.

its not morally neutral to enjoy harry potter lolllllll

climbingbitch-activated:

gayboygaming:

The creatures are coming out of their holes to call me out on my bad takes

blaming jkr’s popularity or whatever on queer people that happen to like a book series is insane to me. like sure jkr wouldn’t be as popular today if her books didn’t get as popular as they are but acting like it’s impossible to think critically about a work and the person who made it is absurd. you can like whatever you want and as long as you don’t give money to her or give her attention for it you aren’t giving her a platform or whatever. jkr will have the same level of influence whether you like her fiction or not

official-boob-posts:

nicokun602:

nondysphoric-enby:

sideblog-discourse:

Shut ur up, people can wear whatever they want to pride, also ur misgendering a random guy because how dare he be proud of his body huh?

This is absolutely something that was and is done by older lgbtq+ people and flamboyant people during protests and marches to normalize the fact that men can have breasts, that men can look like anything and still be men.

It reminds me of how trumeds like to claim that the community founders would have hated people like me, but trumeds are the ones who would have hated the community founders. The people who started the protests, the people who were “too” flamboyant, too loud, too non-conforming, the people who put themselves in the line of fire for harassment and hate, etc.

It’s almost like pride was originally supposed to be a protest and was never about licking the boots of cishet people

official boob post

cannibalcaprine2:

mindflamer:

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

and then after that is THE SKELETON WAR

internetbynight:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

were–ralph:

i didn’t realize what the plaps meant at first until I read reblogs. At first I assuming it was the sound effects of a little frog walking on two legs. Like taking each step between its words cause it keeps going.

kamil-a:

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

naughtynanzhu:

I am losing my fucking mind.

herpsandbirds:

Bornean or Black-sided Flowerpecker (Dicaeum monticolum), family Dicaeidae, order Passeriformes, Sabah, Borneo

photograph by stickyricetravel

yodaprod:

xanaxfarts:

Fujifilm: Limited Edition Sanrio Hello Kitty Instax Mini 10 (1999)

1999

arctic-hands:

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

Remove the Rs this November

[Image Description: a photo of a professionally printed campaign sign in a yard with yellow-on-blue text that says “Gary Crum Wyoming Senate” with the republican elephant symbol. Over the Rs in both “Gary” and “Crum” have squares of slightly darker blue around them, and over those blue squares the Rs have been handpainted back on in a slightly different yellow shade. At the top of the photo is the text “There is a war going on”, and the bottom text says “Between people people painting over the R’s and the ones who keep painting the R’s back on”. End I.D]

emove the s this Novembe

genderqueerdykes:

you HAVE to expand what your mental image of what a woman looks like in order to progress past trans/misogyny and intersexism. when you finally accept that “woman” does not have a set look or sound, you free yourself from the chains of both patriarchy and radfem ideals. “woman” does not mean thin, pretty, hairless, short, quiet, large breasted, hour glass figured, weak, submissive, high voiced, or small.

women can and do look, act, and sound like anything. cis, intersex, trans, butch, non binary, gender non conforming, detrans, or anything else: any woman can look, act and sound like anything. we are just as diverse as any other member of this population. in order to acknowledge this, we must let go of the concept that a woman “should” look, act, or sound like anything.

feyzichris:

ipad kid raichu my beloved

junglejim4322:

People don’t even want to say le sigh anymore. le sigh

kittybroker:

baabontumbler:

skippyisntfunny:

@kittybroker

The malicious pot enjoy up to its foul tricks once more! Get this absolute criminal for only $13.44!

herpsandbirds:

Red-browed Finch (Neochmia temporalis), family Estrildidae, Penrith, New South Wales, Australia

photograph by David Ongley

donnieisaprettyboy:

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

femmedionysus:

gendernewtral:

tiktoks-repost:

SOMEONE will advocate for you

adding some more resources!

from an LA lawyer

the state laws

article from women’s law abt finding lawyers trained in this area

big long list of resources

free crisis line for victims of non-consensual porn

even more info

if you find yourself in a situation like this, don’t panic. there are people who can, and will, help you <3

[video ID: a pale skinned person with blue hair and a lip ring is shown from the waist up, speaking into the camera. transcript (some of the captions on the video are not spoken, so those are added in parentheses):

“I don’t know who needs to hear this today but there is no such thing as a “leaked nude”! (obvs don’t mean colloquially) 1. if your nude is behind a paywall like onlyfans, it is: copyright infringement and onlyfans will fight for you. 2. if your nude was taken or sent in private, that is: revenge porn, and as of 2019, is illegal in most states and countries where social media is prominent.

in 2019 one of my girls came to me and said that her ex was threatening to leak her nudes. she played me his voicemail and I fucking laughed. homeboy left his full name and threat on a recorded message.

usually I’m not very supportive of the police if that’s not obvious (I made this decision based on the people involved and didn’t put anyone in danger) but in this situation I told her to call. she filed completely over the phone, never met with an officer and he never saw her face (she also said that he didn’t make any remarks or judgements on her which was important to her). that officer called the dumbass and told him that he was facing a felony in his state. basically, the dumbass wet himself and never contacted her again.


but if you don’t want to go that route you can always get a lawyer involved (to inform and advocate for you). I know even that sounds like “how can I do this?” but for my she’s, gays, & theys out there: if you are in an abusive situation or they’re committing crimes against you, some lawyers in your city will work for free.” end ID/transcript]

system-reset:

ellevandersneed:

casioaty:

Well if the shoe fish

well if the shoe fish

his name is ‘Well If’ and he is the shoe fish.

lierdumoa:

spell-eye-cup:

Not my meme but figured I’d share for those about to ride out the storm

depsidase:

electricpurrs:

Attention everybody

PORTAL is currently on sale on steam by the cheapest prices ever conceived (in pretty much every currency)

IF YOU DO NOT OWN / HAVE NEVER PLAYED PORTAL NOW IS YOUR CHANCE!!

Portal is one of the most beloved and well rated game series of all time, they’re pretty short, not very hard but very engaging, extremely funny, have iconic fun characters and story, and are absolutely worth your time, all for less than two dollars. GO PLAY PORTAL NEOWWWWWW

sale ends on October 17!

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

clovermatcha:

[posted from automated shitpost generator]

Can’t believe 2018 was only 14 years ago because it feels longer

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

clovermatcha:

[posted from automated shitpost generator]

Can’t believe 2018 was only 14 years ago because it feels longer

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

I knew I was nonbinary growing up when I realized that I literally didn’t understand how gender worked. I thought it was like being goth, or a furry. I thought I just wasn’t allowed to shop at the other clothing section because it was expensive.

Even now I have trouble with the idea that people have a visceral sense of gender, even with other trans people. I have never even for a moment considered myself to be male or female, and I’ve never experienced a desire to be either.

I see a lot of how I experience gender (or my lack thereof) in how asexual people describe their understanding of sexuality. There’s this common refrain of realizing “wait this is actually something you experience? Like for real? Like it’s not just in cartoons? You’re fucking with me.”

It is kinda funny how when people read “nonbinary” they hear “cis woman with blue hair” only to get jumpscared by my ghoulish 6'2’’ ass.

somethingusefulfromflorida:

saxophonechihuahua:

somethingusefulfromflorida:

mossworm:

I must admit it gives me sick joy to see this guy constantly getting himself into new disasters, like knocking over multiple can pyramids at the supermarket

he says irish, italian, and german immigrants like he just woke up from a 100 year coma

The campaign managers see that Kamala is up in the polls and are saying “maybe stop attacking black and brown people for a bit,” so he overcorrected to attack whites instead

top-secret-replier:

zeemczed:

memeclassheroes:

Some fine-grit sandpaper can get a good edge onto those.

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When you see “VC” what is the first meaning of that acronym that comes to mind?

Voice Channel/Chat

Venture Capital(ist)

Violent Crime

Vice chair/chancellor/commander

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takibex:

frecktheheck:

Get used to it Goatfrey ⭐️