October 2024

cuuno-moved:

cuuno-moved:

cuuno-moved:

cuuno-moved:

cuuno-moved:

i think we as a society need to use cell phones/laptops/cars/backpacks to flesh out characters

like. a character has a cracked phone screen and a dozen stickers and a glittery case and a photo of their dog as a background. that says so much

or a character has a completely plain phone with no decorations and a default home screen and all the contacts are people’s first names with no profile photos. except for one contact which is a stupid nickname and a shot of someone taken at a very unflattering angle. you know?

or cars!!! someone who has a disgusting car, with trash everywhere and mud caking the seats, but the passenger seat is always clean, because someone else always cleans it for them.

this has potential to become a blorbo post so now i want everyone to describe what they think their blorbo’s phone/laptop/car/backpack looks like in the tags because i like reading these things

discodeerdiary:

me: cereal box mascots tend to be especially fuckable because they are a subset of mainstream cartoon characters designed specifically to market pleasurable physical sensory experiences

the mantis shrimp that i have cybernetically enhanced to perceive human colors: okay i think im starting to “get” rothko

lasrina:

slatestarscratchpad:

lizawithazed:

get-yr-social-work-rage-on:

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”


my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

#MedicalHistoryTaking

Slightly related true story from my family:

“911, what’s your emergency?”

“My house is on fire, but it’s just one wall and I have a fire extinguisher, so I think I can put it out.”

“Sir, please get out of the house. The fire engines are on their way.”

“I will in a minute, but I really think I can–”

“SIR. PLEASE. LEAVE THE HOUSE.”

“Fine.” [beat] “Okay, from out here I can see that the whole roof is on fire.”

theartofangirling:

theartofangirling:

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

it’s that time of year again

only-cat-memes:

With how difficult it's become for some people to use Google to find information for research, papers, and just general learning over the past year or so due to AI generated content and fluff posts being pushed to the top of searches what are some ways you're able to avoid this while researching online? (I.E. browser extensions, keywords, alternative search engines)

comicaurora:

set the google search terms to “before 2020” and you’ll filter out basically 100% of the AI-generated misinformation fluff. you’ll still have to sift through the organic home-grown misinformation though

omtai:

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

lucky-dreamfisher:

starfleetrambo:

starfleetrambo:

starfleetrambo:

starfleetrambo:

Endou Yuu versus the cosmic unknown 

have some more 

ok have one more before I go to bed 

Ren is also an eldritch being

I don’t think I ever posted this here

I wish this was an anime

otiksimr:

spitblaze:

ur-daily-inspiration:

Get snailed idiot.

jacobtheloofah:

side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

prokopetz:

I fully understand why “character A is astounded at the sight of character B’s penis” is a specific kink that gets tagged for, but the fact that some platforms choose to tag this kink as “penis awe” is unintentionally very funny. Now I’m picturing penis experience kink tags for all those other allegedly transcendent emotions in the glossary of your Philosophy 101 textbook. Penis faith. Penis Weltschmerz. Penis apprehension of the absurd.

memingursa:

etherealspacejelly:

a poll in a discord server. the question is "who suffered more", the two options are "jesus" and "me having a cold and my period at the same time". there are 3 total votes, all for the second option.ALT

i love democracy

academicblorbo:

dragongirlbunny:

sharkgirldick:

nature-nerd-sarah:

sharkgirldick:

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn’t necessarily butch. It’s named that because it’s wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

Hmm, I see.

What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?

the knife

That’s what ancient Greek philosophy is like

inthefallofasparrow:

mysharona1987:

It’s like the idea that the phrase “Pull yourself up by your bootstraps” now means ‘socioeconomic advancement is something that everyone should be able to achieve by themselves’, when originally the point of the phrase was that it is a physically impossible task and was intended sarcastically.

inthefallofasparrow:

mysharona1987:

It’s like the idea that the phrase “Pull yourself up by your bootstraps” now means ‘socioeconomic advancement is something that everyone should be able to achieve by themselves’, when originally the point of the phrase was that it is a physically impossible task and was intended sarcastically.

girlnephew:

prommytheus:

prommytheus:

blackboards are so superior to whiteboards i hate modern america

you cant clean your whiteboard with water so you have to buy special goop but if you use it too well itll stop being a whiteboard so you just have to make peace with it being fucking gross and then the markers run out after 2 uses. blackboards have none of these issues

Blackboards are horrible if you’re trying to read from them when the writers aren’t experienced

Also, the chalk

thyfleshc0nsumed:

thyfleshc0nsumed:

This was supposed to say ‘perv’… I’ve been spending too much time on here…

Reblog to incorrectly stamp prev, I suppose

discodeerdiary:

me: cereal box mascots tend to be especially fuckable because they are a subset of mainstream cartoon characters designed specifically to market pleasurable physical sensory experiences

the mantis shrimp that i have cybernetically enhanced to perceive human colors: okay i think im starting to “get” rothko

discodeerdiary:

me: cereal box mascots tend to be especially fuckable because they are a subset of mainstream cartoon characters designed specifically to market pleasurable physical sensory experiences

the mantis shrimp that i have cybernetically enhanced to perceive human colors: okay i think im starting to “get” rothko

gsirvetor:

werewolfbarista:

werewolfbarista:

i don’t wanna see BRANDS i wanna see TRANSSEXUAL WEREWOLVES!!!!!!!!!

COMMUNITY LABEL REMOVED 🥳 HUGE W FOR TRANSSEXUAL WEREWOLVES

hanoizodiacmurders:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

please learn how to code

like, if you’re bored today, and not doing anything,

learn a little bit of coding please

hi hi hello PLEASE DON’T JUST REBLOG THIS FOR LATER

I know how much you love reblogging posts and then never looking at them ever again. I get it, I really do. but PLEASE

just open one of these links and explore a bit if you’re interested

Scratch - great coding program for learning the basics, but so good you can make a video game with it

Codecademy - learn any coding language with lessons

Neocities - literally make a website

it’s all free

tags left on this post: #rb for laterALT

I’m sending wild animals to your doorstep.

if you are very, very bored (or if you’re interested in coding/compsci), you can take CS50x - an introductory computer science course from Harvard University, although it has a pretty steep learning curve

a-polite-melody:

People do understand that the privilege from male privilege doesn’t come from identifying as a man, right?

That’s not the thing that confers the privilege. Patriarchy grants that privilege to men based on how nearly they conform to what patriarchy says a man is and should be. That’s where the privilege comes from, not just identifying as a man.

Which is why it doesn’t imply trans men aren’t men to say they aren’t given male privilege.

All it implies (or really just says) is that trans men are not men that the patriarchy recognizes and rewards in the vast majority of cases; in other words we aren’t systemically granted male privilege. Where there are certain places you can find conditional benefit as a trans man if you are entirely stealth and try to conform to patriarchal standards, that is a precarious position to be in and one that can end in death if (or when) they’re outed as trans.

But like. The way people talk about men on here it really feels like people think that male privilege is a thing which is tied 1:1 with having the identity of man. Which only works if you dismiss the real lived experiences of trans men.

littleguysdaily:

i-give-you-a-fish:

littleguysdaily:

you gotta hand it to me

You get an Amu Darya Sturgeon

Pseudoscaphirhynchus kaufmanni

Hihihi i instantly fell in love with your art and i want to stuff it in my mouf pls

edith-is-dead:

this is the first thing i thought of when reading this

this is the second

very sorry

fieldexplores:

Staring

mithli:

its so fucked up that they don’t let you jack yourself off in new jersey. you start cranking it and a guy runs over HEY HEY BUDDY LET ME TAKE CARE OF THAT FOR YOU!! when every other state you can just jack yourself off

amygdalae:

Went out w some1 but they kept quicksaving, like, every 30 seconds. I can’t stand ppl who savescum on dates like come on man you don’t need to max out my approval every single dialogue option, live in the moment

depsidase:

shithowdy:

this is your periodic reminder that for all the artifacts and errors and “tells” one could possibly list, the only reliable way to actually determine if an image is ai generated is to investigate the source. it is becoming increasingly common for “fake classical paintings” to circulate around curative aesthetic blogs, and everyone should be using this as an opportunity to not only exercise their investigative skills but also appreciate art more in general. you’re all checking out the artists you reblog, right? 🫣

so what are some signs to look for? let’s use this very good example.

Keep reading

shithowdy:

this is your periodic reminder that for all the artifacts and errors and “tells” one could possibly list, the only reliable way to actually determine if an image is ai generated is to investigate the source. it is becoming increasingly common for “fake classical paintings” to circulate around curative aesthetic blogs, and everyone should be using this as an opportunity to not only exercise their investigative skills but also appreciate art more in general. you’re all checking out the artists you reblog, right? 🫣

so what are some signs to look for? let’s use this very good example.

Keep reading

loveless-lossless:

i hope im not just a mutual to you but also some sort of a fucked up creature

rickybabyboy:

ottisbuns:

ottisbuns:

Did you know

If you perform action Harmlessly Bother Cat you can receive Sounds

If you perform action Ignore Cat you can also receive Sounds, with a percentage chance that they will be Noises instead

hmm

aurasisle:

They put men on the moon? Not very impressive. Bunnies have been up there since antiquity making delicious mochi for all.

blueengland:

mcyt fans will write eight paragraphs dissecting something and it’s about this guy

vang0bus:

in horse world they diagnose you with Suspiciously Chill Disorder if youre not extremely anxious all the time

sggk:

U may be fooled by my constant melancholia and generally pathetic state of being but take heart in knowing that i am trying unfathomably hard to live

wokeuplaughing:

wokeuplaughing:

hate it when I’m eating and my stomach starts growling

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise

space-pics:

M16 (Eagle Nebula) by NASA’s Marshall Space Flight Center

intactics-deactivated20250505:

melonflavored:

zootycoon-archive:

want a shirt that says YOU SHOULD FEEL VISCERALLY VIOLATED BY THE UNSTOPPABLE CORPORATE ENCROACHMENTS ON YOUR ATTENTION SPAN, BY THE FACT THAT YOU STARTLE LIKE A TRAINED ANIMAL AT EVERY NOTIFICATION, BOTH OVERSTIMULATED AND BORED, LETHARGIC AND JUMPY, WAITING FOR THE NEXT BIT OF VALIDATION WITH THE SAME SICKLY EXCITEMENT AND FEAR AS A GAMBLER AT THE TABLE

I want a shirt that says Phone Notifications are amazing and apps are lifee

I have plenty of shirts already so I don’t want any more

memorycycle:

now this is just nonsense *putting a 8th patty on my burger* now this is just ridiculus *putting a 9th patty on my burger*

greelin:

greelin:

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

you are doing some sort of riddler shit to me.

eyelessdraws:

i hope i can be this 2 some1

how do you always come up with witty responses. will the well one day run dry.

pukicho:

pukicho:

Yeah everyone knows you get worse at something the more you do it.

oh god… oh fuck…

raevenlywrites:

You’ve heard of Apollo’s dodgeball now get ready for Artemis’s sick dunks

queer-as-city-folk:

queer-as-city-folk:

loremonster:

queer-as-city-folk:

queer-as-city-folk:

queer-as-city-folk:

The American Dream is kinda bullshit, I really don’t want a wife and 3 kids and a house in the suburbs with a white picket fence and 2 cars in the driveway.

I want like an apartment or condo in a midrise building on a street with street trees and a small cafe on the corner across from the grocery store where I can walk to a train station that has a train system that goes across the entire city. And a gay boyfriend

Like which of these would you prefer to live in, for the majority of your life

The only reason I adapted poorly to apartment life was the lack of a common area to meet my neighbors.

If apartment buildings had a social space intended for tenants, I would not have been afraid all the time moving from a farm to a city.

People don’t look at each other. They don’t say hello. People guard their laundry for fear someone will steal their clothes.

If there was a communal dining area or something, I could have met my neighbors on neutral ground without fear. But that did not exist.

Apartment complexes should include common social spaces, it would make apartment living so much less scary to folks who aren’t used to having people around all the time.

Yeah, that’s part of the reason that I would advocate for more smaller apartments instead of fewer large ones, so people can get to know their neighbors

There are probably 3 to 6 units in this building, that gives you enough to know your neighbors and form community without having to many people you would feel isolated

I just grabbed the first image of Levittown I could find, here is a color photo

iamoutofideas:

SUNDAY

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elwenyere: