October 2024

hyumjim:

meraarts:

greghatecrimes:

House drugged that coffee btw

It’s even better than that. He didn’t drug that coffee, but the other one, the one he isn’t offering to Wilson. He did this because he (rightfully) assumed Wilson would not trust him and ask for House’s coffee instead.

Also noteworthy is that when Wilson drugs House through coffee this very same episode, he does it by drugging the offered cup, because he knows House would never even think to suspect him.

They are insane.

House was sort of like Death Note if there was no death note and Light and L were just coworkers and best friends with sexual tension

hyumjim:

meraarts:

greghatecrimes:

House drugged that coffee btw

It’s even better than that. He didn’t drug that coffee, but the other one, the one he isn’t offering to Wilson. He did this because he (rightfully) assumed Wilson would not trust him and ask for House’s coffee instead.

Also noteworthy is that when Wilson drugs House through coffee this very same episode, he does it by drugging the offered cup, because he knows House would never even think to suspect him.

They are insane.

House was sort of like Death Note if there was no death note and Light and L were just coworkers and best friends with sexual tension

feluka:

feluka:

honestly we should start making up nicknames for US politicians too since we’re allowed to just lie apparently

in the united states ron desantis is famously known as the flop of florida

a-sentient-cup:

sixthrock:

raptor-goblin:

Me when I smush my face into the wall

@official-megumin

patricia-taxxon:

patricia-taxxon:

“DNI: Standard DNI criteria” is so funny, like anyone checking if they should interact is gonna be familiar enough with dni’s to know the standard redundant options. really exposes the purpose of them, they signal an in-group to other people with the same DNI rather than actually being a warning for potentially unwanted interactions.

me when im a self-identifying Bad Person and someone says not to interact: “oh, thanks for letting me know, i’ll be off”

patricia-taxxon:

patricia-taxxon:

“DNI: Standard DNI criteria” is so funny, like anyone checking if they should interact is gonna be familiar enough with dni’s to know the standard redundant options. really exposes the purpose of them, they signal an in-group to other people with the same DNI rather than actually being a warning for potentially unwanted interactions.

me when im a self-identifying Bad Person and someone says not to interact: “oh, thanks for letting me know, i’ll be off”

patricia-taxxon:

patricia-taxxon:

“DNI: Standard DNI criteria” is so funny, like anyone checking if they should interact is gonna be familiar enough with dni’s to know the standard redundant options. really exposes the purpose of them, they signal an in-group to other people with the same DNI rather than actually being a warning for potentially unwanted interactions.

me when im a self-identifying Bad Person and someone says not to interact: “oh, thanks for letting me know, i’ll be off”

patricia-taxxon:

patricia-taxxon:

“DNI: Standard DNI criteria” is so funny, like anyone checking if they should interact is gonna be familiar enough with dni’s to know the standard redundant options. really exposes the purpose of them, they signal an in-group to other people with the same DNI rather than actually being a warning for potentially unwanted interactions.

me when im a self-identifying Bad Person and someone says not to interact: “oh, thanks for letting me know, i’ll be off”

patricia-taxxon:

patricia-taxxon:

“DNI: Standard DNI criteria” is so funny, like anyone checking if they should interact is gonna be familiar enough with dni’s to know the standard redundant options. really exposes the purpose of them, they signal an in-group to other people with the same DNI rather than actually being a warning for potentially unwanted interactions.

me when im a self-identifying Bad Person and someone says not to interact: “oh, thanks for letting me know, i’ll be off”

r0zeclawz:

i was watching my girlfriend screenshare nightcore and we did a beautiful dance. this is what true love looks like

mikeneedsadrink:

Source: Sacramento History Museum

knxfesck:

knxfesck:

I keep getting these ai generated anti communist life in the ussr slideshows on tiktok and I normally just skip them but

😭

anyone know if we got fear today 🤔

booty-uprooter:

foxpunk:

An equilateral triangle with the label "Unreliable Narration" in the middle. The three points of the triangle are labelled "Liar" / "Oblivious" / and "In Denial"ALT

do you all see my vision here

probablybadrpgideas:

Preempting critics by actually going out there and pissing on the poor.

pansyfemme:

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

fakest-slenderman:

xluxsolarisx:

xluxsolarisx:

xluxsolarisx:

guy that can shoot bullets out of his pussy call that a revulva

girl that can shoot bullets out of her penis call that cocked and loaded

guy that has no face and wears a suit and is really scary call that. The slenderman

Yep, that’s me.

nightmarechamillian:

inyourmindfuzzz:

a collection

fucking rent asunder into their base components

nightmarechamillian:

inyourmindfuzzz:

a collection

fucking rent asunder into their base components

hemipenal-system:

hemipenal-system:

hemipenal-system:

thank your local trans girl for being alive right now

good job soldier. now turn around and thank your local trans boy for being alive right now

lowkey im fucked up over how many tags on this are just “ive never seen someone do this for trans men before and im gonna cry over it” look what they’re doing to our boys smh

sacred-portal:

mapsontheweb:

Most Dangerous Countries to Be a Driver in Europe (2024)

by dazedeu/reddit

fairydropart:

Bumblebee Pup

meme-loving-stuck:

milkee-way:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

queenqueso:

brattylikestoeat:

europa6502:

only-cat-memes:

building-made-of-paper:

meow-moment:

meow-moment:

meow-moment:

creating a new OC. He’s a doctor who treats weird kink furries. his bit is that every patient who comes into his office he has to figure out how to complete the checkup while working around some weird toon-logic contrivance. He’s like the doctor house of kink because he’s the only one in his field capable of getting results. He’s massively overworked and he’s been IP banned from the e621 forums.

His name is Doctor RJ Yiphman and he’s one wrong move away from getting fired.

Doctor Yiphman treats more patients

Doctor House would draw rouge the bat wider than she is tall, doctor Yiphman would treat her back pain.

building-made-of-paper:

meow-moment:

meow-moment:

meow-moment:

creating a new OC. He’s a doctor who treats weird kink furries. his bit is that every patient who comes into his office he has to figure out how to complete the checkup while working around some weird toon-logic contrivance. He’s like the doctor house of kink because he’s the only one in his field capable of getting results. He’s massively overworked and he’s been IP banned from the e621 forums.

His name is Doctor RJ Yiphman and he’s one wrong move away from getting fired.

Doctor Yiphman treats more patients

Doctor House would draw rouge the bat wider than she is tall, doctor Yiphman would treat her back pain.

infectiouspiss:

banning your kids from doing something just means they’re gonna do it behind your back and if what you’re banning is genuinely harmless then they’re also likely be made fun of by other kids because you sound insane

straightboyfriend:

straightboyfriend:

makes you experience a placebo effect

charlottan:

lonestatus:

prohaloplayer:

charlottan:

lonestatus:

prohaloplayer:

the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

girl it’s a single sentence

need you to be not so toughies on me.

i want to thank you both for turning my biggest wording fumble where i clumsily said mining dwarfer instead of dwarven miner into a post i chuckle at whenever it comes across my dash

hold on i’m busy i’ll have to check what you said in a minute

finally read this. would not have reblogged!

nebulaaaaaa:

I’ve had this one in my inbox for so long, and I just don’t know what I wanna do with it

fortzancudo:

NOT THE GAMER MUZZLE

ominous-signs:

imyelling:

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

porterdavis:

porterdavis:

rain-droplet:

milqi:

shaelit:

I can’t stop thinking about this.

I wonder if he was running on instinct…  I watched a man die on the subway a few years ago.  It’s more common than you think - NYC subways carry millions and millions in the course of a day.  People die and there is never a good time for it to happen to anyone. 

There was an older gentleman sitting across from me on the M train.  It was about 6:30am, so I didn’t think much of it when he started leaning over.  It was when he kept going when most people would jerk awake that about 5 of us took action.  We asked if anyone knew CPR in our car, and when we pulled into the next station, we held the doors open and shouted for a doctor (there was a firefighter on the train with us who knew CPR, because that’s how things are in NYC).  No response during CPR.  The older gentleman’s lips were turning blue. 

When the ambulance arrived, the paramedics took over and after 2 minutes of no reaction, I watched something that will always haunt my soul existentially, the way this pic does:  The paramedic yelled at this man that he had to get up because he’d be late for work.  And he got a response.  I don’t know if the older man made it, but he had a pulse when they took him up the stairs to the ambulance.

We all got back on the train and headed off to work.  And I sat there completely traumatized by the fact that this man was such a slave to his job that the threat of being late to work restarted his heart.  It’s been over 10 years and I’m still not sure how or to what degree it affected me.  Only that it did.  I’m not bothered by not knowing.  Sometimes you have to let the heavy sit to understand the weight before you can put it down.

fuck dude

rain-droplet:

milqi:

shaelit:

I can’t stop thinking about this.

I wonder if he was running on instinct…  I watched a man die on the subway a few years ago.  It’s more common than you think - NYC subways carry millions and millions in the course of a day.  People die and there is never a good time for it to happen to anyone. 

There was an older gentleman sitting across from me on the M train.  It was about 6:30am, so I didn’t think much of it when he started leaning over.  It was when he kept going when most people would jerk awake that about 5 of us took action.  We asked if anyone knew CPR in our car, and when we pulled into the next station, we held the doors open and shouted for a doctor (there was a firefighter on the train with us who knew CPR, because that’s how things are in NYC).  No response during CPR.  The older gentleman’s lips were turning blue. 

When the ambulance arrived, the paramedics took over and after 2 minutes of no reaction, I watched something that will always haunt my soul existentially, the way this pic does:  The paramedic yelled at this man that he had to get up because he’d be late for work.  And he got a response.  I don’t know if the older man made it, but he had a pulse when they took him up the stairs to the ambulance.

We all got back on the train and headed off to work.  And I sat there completely traumatized by the fact that this man was such a slave to his job that the threat of being late to work restarted his heart.  It’s been over 10 years and I’m still not sure how or to what degree it affected me.  Only that it did.  I’m not bothered by not knowing.  Sometimes you have to let the heavy sit to understand the weight before you can put it down.

fuck dude

jacobblackredemptionblog:

the accuracy HURTS

littleguysdaily:

wachinyeya:

depsidase:

fatestayyuri:

anxiety is a deeply unserious symptom because one of my friends literally just went “don’t listen to yourself. listen to me” and I immediately went

thesituation:

i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

dicegemlin:

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

borderlineshiv:

this is all I make now

melodiesofmidnight:

The chandelier rises one last time.

karnalesbian:

jyslacefront:

lesbiancaptainkirk:

this episode is why people call it hatecrimes m.d

#remember when queerbaiting was done with a passion for fhe craft

gayestcowboy:

this shit is the only remaining good part of twitter

wizardpotions:

i thought we all agreed that identity policing is wrong a long time ago, so why do so many people who consider themselves to be trans allies suddenly lose this energy for intersex people. intersex people do not owe it to you to explain their gender, condition or identity to you in any way, and they especially do not owe it to you to tell you if therye “AMAB” or “AFAB” and it is exceptionally strange to expect intersex people to neatly fall into TME and TMA categories when our bodies often do not meet societal expectations of gender and often face discrimination for not performing gender “correctly” in the exact same way trans people face