October 2024

foone:

Science is closed forever, one of the mice threw up

captain-price-unofficially:

clementine-kesh:

clementine-kesh:

clementine-kesh:

clementine-kesh:

everythingfox:

“When you are wildlife photographer the goal is to blend in with your surroundings so that you don’t scare off the animals”

(via)

el-shab-hussein:

omegaversereloaded:

omegaversereloaded:

Also are those people forgetting that in the past when a genocide/war has occurred we weren’t living in an era where common people basically live half of their lives online…… saying that a “real Palestinian wouldnt have time to ebeg on tumblr” is like saying “oh a real hamas combatant wouldnt have time to make tiktoks in the middle of a war zone” like are those fake too lmao

“Guys i cant believe that the first war to be heavily documented on social media by those affected would heavily involve social media”

A pretty strange aspect of the current accelerated genocide in Ghazzah is the simultaneous terror and boredom. Because there’s literally fucking nothing to do when society has collapsed and all infrastructure has been destroyed. This is why there’s plenty of videos of people sitting together and singing, or going to the beach to hang out, or coming up with activities for the kids in refugee camps to lift their moods.

Not that any of this matters to anyone who’s already scrutinizing genocide survivors to this extent. If you can, with full confidence, already decide you know more than Palestinians about Palestinians, and go far enough to dehumanize us, accuse all the Ghazzans on tumblr of being scams or fake because they do things you wouldn’t do or speak in a way you’re not familiar, you have dehumanized us completely. You do not see us as people and you’re not looking to empathize, sympathize, or try to understand the circumstances of Ghazzawiyeh and that they’re just doing their best to deal with them.

moniquill:


robonitrogen:

Cuddling is so awesome. Why can’t it be common for friends to cuddle. Like just let me hop into a bed with bestie without it being weird.

18thcenturythirsttrap:

thistlearts:

oldtvandcomics:

HEY GUYS!!

GUYS!!!

FRANCE HAS REACHED THE REQUIRED NUMBER OF SIGNATURES ON THE CITIZEN’S INITIATIVE AGAINST CONVERSION THERAPY IN THE EU!!

ONE COUNTRY DOWN, SIX TO GO!!

We also need still quite a few signatures in order to reach the one million required.

As to date, the six other countries with the most signatures are:

  • Spain - 38.72%
  • Finland - 30.31%
  • Ireland - 24.86%
  • Netherlands - 24.15%
  • Germany - 23.54%
  • Belgium - 23.09%

So yeah, still a long way to go, but we ARE slowly getting closer. Don’t stop now! Don’t let this stay within the community, either, if you have any friends or family who are open to queer rights, get them to sign, too!

Signed! (Belgium here)

In the EU? Please sign and share!

Not in the EU? Please share, for reach!

18thcenturythirsttrap:

thistlearts:

oldtvandcomics:

HEY GUYS!!

GUYS!!!

FRANCE HAS REACHED THE REQUIRED NUMBER OF SIGNATURES ON THE CITIZEN’S INITIATIVE AGAINST CONVERSION THERAPY IN THE EU!!

ONE COUNTRY DOWN, SIX TO GO!!

We also need still quite a few signatures in order to reach the one million required.

As to date, the six other countries with the most signatures are:

  • Spain - 38.72%
  • Finland - 30.31%
  • Ireland - 24.86%
  • Netherlands - 24.15%
  • Germany - 23.54%
  • Belgium - 23.09%

So yeah, still a long way to go, but we ARE slowly getting closer. Don’t stop now! Don’t let this stay within the community, either, if you have any friends or family who are open to queer rights, get them to sign, too!

Signed! (Belgium here)

In the EU? Please sign and share!

Not in the EU? Please share, for reach!

oistrong:

This is very important…

randumbkatt:

aaaaaa boo hoo hoo aaaa sob sob aaaa sniff sniff sob

thingsthatmakemefeelhappy:

everythingfox:

Beatboxing birb

Is he on Tidal?

serpensastrum:

coughloop:

Is gay wrist an advantage or disadvantage in sword fighting technique time-sensitive

You know what

Advantage

Disadvantage

See Results

tauindi:

cparti-mkiki:

“goddess” “matriarchy” “female wisdom” girl your civic rights

“But I didn’t and still don’t like making a cult of women’s knowledge, preening ourselves on knowing things men don’t know, women’s deep irrational wisdom, women’s instinctive knowledge of Nature, and so on. All that all too often merely reinforces the masculinist idea of women as primitive and inferior – women’s knowledge as elementary, primitive, always down below at the dark roots, while men get to cultivate and own the flowers and crops that come up into the light. But why should women keep talking baby talk while men get to grow up? Why should women feel blindly while men get to think?”

— Ursula K. Le Guin

themagicpotatoes:

arnab-factory:

Fascinated by this phenomenon

nando161mando:

pangur-and-grim:

bogleech:

stellerfly:

lindenattic:

lindenattic:

house is a girl you have to take care of her

the house. a house. your house. building. residence. abode. not that faggot from the tv show

catgirlstalin:

slorty:

catgirlstalin:

You’ll note that Stalin was not in fact a cat girl. OP is clearly a pathological liar and should never be trusted.

were you there?

groovyfunnightmare:

jumpingjacktrash:

hedgehodgemonster:

toodutchforyou:

i don’t get it omg




who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

look at this fucking album cover

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

definitely the worst/funniest eye contact experience I ever had was about nine years ago, on a roof in a foreign country, too drunk to stand up and trapped in the company of a guy I’d fought in the street earlier that day

I was convinced he was going to instigate a rematch that I was too compromised to win, but also I was very unwell and unafraid to die, so I gave him a piece of my mind and rattled off a detailed list of everything I’d ever thought was wrong with him.

he didn’t reply—just stared me down, wordless, expressionless, cold unblinking eyes in the darkness.

a thought surfaced from the depths of my brain, washing ashore like a globster: this is exactly like wolves. this is a dominance display. a challenge. hold his gaze; do not break eye contact. keep your eyes open and relaxed to show that you are not concerned with his threat… too wide will show fear and submission, too narrow will suggest violence.

I held his gaze.

he moved forward, stalking towards me across the roof.

just like wolves, I thought.

he approached slowly, like he was moving underwater, or through a dream.

this is literally exactly like wolves, I thought.

he came closer.

wolves, my brain insisted.

closer still.

you’re handling this properly for sure.

uncomfortably close.

only when the tip of his nose was physically pressed against mine like fucking Marty McFly and his school principal did my brain finally admit that maybe, just maybe, this was NOT like wolves, and that maybe half-remembered dubious information I’d read in a kind of racist book about wolves once when I was nine years old was not applicable to my current situation.

then his lips pressed against mine and I realized that there are, in fact, other reasons adults make prolonged eye contact that really have nothing to do with wolf dominance displays.

actually you know what? it WAS a successful dominance display because when I didn’t kiss back and just kept terminator wolf staring he cringed and shrank back and was obviously chagrined about the whole thing and didn’t bother me again for weeks, so. #winning

yeah baby I can maintain direct eye contact. just like a wolf.

dragongames:

imsobadatnicknames2:

imsobadatnicknames2:

I know I just restating the point of that post but respecting religious freedom will sometimes require you to respect someone’s belief that religious beliefs are categorically untrue, and there are a lot of people who are unable to handle this, and even more people who think they agree with this but haven’t really grappled with what it means.

Something that a lot of religious folks don’t seem to realize the extent to which non-religious people, more than any other religious minority, are expected to walk on eggshells around other people’s beliefs at the expense of their own for the sake of social decorum, in a way which no one else is expected to do with theirs.

To name a bit of an example I have personal experience with. When I was mourning my cousin a couple years ago, I was constantly faced with the situation of people trying to comfort me from a religious perspective.

And whenever this topic comes up, the conversation is always about how “you have to be mindful of their intentions, they’re trying to reach out to you and comfort you in the way they know, they’re being nice, you have to appreciate the effort they’re making, you have to meet them where they’re at and appreciate their attempt to help you”. Which is what I did, of course. In this situation, replying to their attempt to comfort you with any reminder that you don’t believe in this stuff is considered a big social faux-pas that will make you look like an asshole. And to an extent I agree, it can be rude and needlessly combative.

But somethin I feel it’s conspicuously absent from any conversation surrounding this type of situation like. Any interrogation of *why* is going “sorry, I don’t believe in any of this, this means nothing to me” considered a bigger social faux-pas than trying to comfort a grieving person with religious beliefs you know they don’t hold.

Why, even when you’re literally grieving, the onus is on you as a non-religious person to be mindful of other’s worldviews and tread lightly and meet them where they’re at and not contradict what they believe in and never the other way around.

I don’t think it should be rude or needlessly combative- I don’t like it when Christian’s start spouting at me when I’m grieving. I understand they mean well but it comes off as tone death and frankly kinda emotionally manipulative to do this.

Religions and cults often “get new converts” from exactly this, people who lost someone, etc. are way easier to convince than just some random person, so it’s understandable that it feels “emotionally manipulative”.

homunculus-argument:

“Me when I lie” is such a funny pseudo-diplomatic response to anything. Like just going “see I’m not saying that you would ever lie, but I tend to be a liar, and that would be the exact kind of thing that would come out of my mouth when I’m lying” sounds like the exact kind of quip that someone who was just described as ‘too clever for their own good’ would get stabbed over.

flodaya:

the girlies that get it

imsobadatnicknames2:

imsobadatnicknames2:

I know I just restating the point of that post but respecting religious freedom will sometimes require you to respect someone’s belief that religious beliefs are categorically untrue, and there are a lot of people who are unable to handle this, and even more people who think they agree with this but haven’t really grappled with what it means.

Something that a lot of religious folks don’t seem to realize the extent to which non-religious people, more than any other religious minority, are expected to walk on eggshells around other people’s beliefs at the expense of their own for the sake of social decorum, in a way which no one else is expected to do with theirs.

To name a bit of an example I have personal experience with. When I was mourning my cousin a couple years ago, I was constantly faced with the situation of people trying to comfort me from a religious perspective.

And whenever this topic comes up, the conversation is always about how “you have to be mindful of their intentions, they’re trying to reach out to you and comfort you in the way they know, they’re being nice, you have to appreciate the effort they’re making, you have to meet them where they’re at and appreciate their attempt to help you”. Which is what I did, of course. In this situation, replying to their attempt to comfort you with any reminder that you don’t believe in this stuff is considered a big social faux-pas that will make you look like an asshole. And to an extent I agree, it can be rude and needlessly combative.

But somethin I feel it’s conspicuously absent from any conversation surrounding this type of situation like. Any interrogation of *why* is going “sorry, I don’t believe in any of this, this means nothing to me” considered a bigger social faux-pas than trying to comfort a grieving person with religious beliefs you know they don’t hold.

Why, even when you’re literally grieving, the onus is on you as a non-religious person to be mindful of other’s worldviews and tread lightly and meet them where they’re at and not contradict what they believe in and never the other way around.

aro-throughyourchest:

mintbees:

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet “hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries” and then i’d turn my phone off

halflife2dotnet:

halflife2dotnet:

halflife2dotnet:

covid in the house again. mom is extremely at risk. fearing for the worst. haha holy shit i can’t get a break genuinely

haha hey please consider giving a stranger on the internet $$ if you can afford it even 5 bucks helps alot right now

related to last post, i finally managed to get a cheap & “decent” nugget car. it was immediately killed in the stupidest fucking way because getting your life out the gutter is never allowed to be that simple. the repair as far as i know is cheap & easy.

i’m going to be out of work again & my paycheck will be fucked again so i won’t be able to afford basic necessities.

with how much i’ve been struggling to get visibility and traction on anything i post lately i don’t expect to be able to help feed a family of 6 with donos from this website. seriously anything helps a ton.

i have to pay my rent and get food and water and fix my own car off a minimum wage part time job that i currently can’t do cause i have fucking covid ^_^ Please god give me a break if i get fired for this i might actually go off the deep end

can’t afford to send a dono? reblog

i am like. having a mental health crisis and need to get help for it but i can’t afford anything lately. pleaze can anyone help 🫡

accidentally unfollowed you mb

Oh!

heehoothefool:

sgchan:

the-haiku-bot:

mithrel:

woonanonhatesstaff:

eric-coldfire:

hitmanmason:

dat-physics-boi:

stormfalcon2018:

gattinidiguerra:

g-as-in-groblin:

rolanslide:

rolanslide:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

lostsometime:

silver-tongues-blog:

butches-get-smooches:

knucklesandgyros:

mysteryseeker:

jedijenkins:

oblivionsongstress:

onion-souls:

spookyscaryskeletitties:

tarradash:

sparkylurkdragon:

cerastes:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

tropiyas:

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

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“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

#discovering that the profound is lurking behind the absurd#just waiting for the chance to peek through like sunlight through the clouds#is one of the best things in life once you start to notice it

this is a beautiful way to put it and i’m gonna cry abt it

this post has gotten so much better since the last time I saw it

I would like to add

“You want to be a hero, Tommy? Then die like one.”

- Technoblade from Dream SMP

We deserve a soft epilogue, my love

- A Stucky fanfiction

Truly the best shit on the internet here.

Ahem @bettinalevyisdetermined could you please do a video with this?

also “you’re not brave, you’ve merely forgotten the fear of death. Allow me to reacquaint you.” Is the rawest line and it’s from dominus ghaul from destiny 2’s vanilla story when it first released.

How can we forget the quote that sums up this entire reblog chain:

Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too

“Spare me this mockery of justice!”

(A few minutes later, a with a different character)

“Silence! Or you shall be held in contempt of court!”
“I have nothing *but* contempt for this court!”

The Transformers: The Movie (1986)

“For every kid that dreams up the electric lightbulb, there’s one who dreams up the atom bomb.” - Mr. Electric, The Adventures of Sharkboy And Lavagirl (2005).

“I like turtles!” - turtle kid

“If the sea were of ink and the sky parchment I could not begin to write my love for you.”

Grandma Arbuckle reading a love letter in A Garfield Christmas.

Grandma Arbuckle

reading a love letter in

A Garfield Christmas.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

@tenebrisimpyris

dangerousskeletoncoptree:

crab-princess:

olive-ridley:

All roads lead to Rome, all lineages evolve to CRAB 🦀🦀

YES THEY DO HEAR HEAR!!!!!!

@maryland-officially

guooey:

guooey:

My friends dog whitey got a kiss on his little apple head and now it won’t come off

thanook:

beatlesweatles:

i did not notice it was orteil posting jesus christ this makes it a thosand times funnier

voicebones:

still dont quite know how to draw odysseus but take this

+blank ver under the cut because bro pisses so many people off i cant make all the possible versions of this on my own

Keep reading

assfuckmcgriddle:

oh its been what now?

dogonitblog:

quasi-normalcy:

Yes, that’s it! Bob Iger, you mad genius!

stroobooree:

If you don’t know what vine I’m referencing here gtfo you are not welcome /j

Really messy sketch Ik, but I had to get this idea out of my head or else I would’ve exploded and died

mothcpu:

redrawn twitter post. the fake OP is mirage @prettiestgirl: "radiating trans joy at the grocery store". the drawing below is of mirage, wearing a long black pleated skirt, a white t-shirt, and a red overshirt standing awkwardly in an empty grocery store.ALT

day 14 (late)

mediocre-megs:

honestly more media should portray the anti aging industry as horrific and decidedly unhuman. it IS body horror it IS grotesque it DOES go against nature. it WILL kill you. yes.

silver-tongues-blog:

simpleton-waffles:

THIS:

SAD:

OLD:

MAN:

an old man

an old man

 he is dying

an old man, he is alone

it was back when you could edit other peoples posts in reblogs.

ozdical:

yeah ill bite

houseprophet-deactivated2024050:

ah … I see you’ve caught me balancing on my baul!

anphivenas:

straight men are on something else

elfgrove:

callmebliss:

rathayibacter:

rathayibacter:

friendlyneighborhoodmadscientist:

rathayibacter:

isekai about a nyc apartment block getting teleported into a fantasy realm, and how this group of people who previously have only had incidental contact with one another come together to build a vibrant community in their new circumstances. there’s a season-long arc about introducing bagels and pizza to the fantasy world that gets into the details of sourcing ingredients, developing new technologies, and learning how to work with supernatural substitutions.

Clarifying question: just the people or the buildings and animal life too?

And does it include random people on the street at the time of the transfer?

oh the whole thing for sure, im picturing the whole city block with a crust of sidewalk just dropped onto the outskirts of a small medieval village. im thinking theres probably a corner store and a couple other things included too, so youve got the people who work there or were shopping at the time of the transfer too.

i hadnt thought of animals but having a whole thing w pigeons would be awesome too; have new york feral pigeons meeting with tamed messenger pigeons of the era, a raccoon that was sleeping in a trash can eats a magical necklace and starts talking. love it.

aegishjalmur's tags, reblogged from monsterpotion
#if a single breeding pair of NYC subway rats got loose in a magical forest it would decimate the local ecosystem#NYC rats coming face to face with giant fantasy rats. the fantasy rats wouldn't stand a chanceALT

fucking love this. an army of monster rats descend upon the kingdom, led by a single subway rat under the banner of a half-eaten pizza crust

But they do not anticipate the rise of the Hero, their one, true, and most worthy foe—

THE BODEGA CAT

#Tumblr’s “Yes and” game remains strong and on-point

tsardrewstar:

depsidase:

“i will give you this food for that food”

“my food is better than your food, so i will give you my food for two of your food”

“i only have one of my food, so can i give you one of this food now and some copper later?”

“sure but i need something to guarantee that you will give me the copper later”

“i will give you this stone tablet recording my debt to you and you can send your servant to receive the copper at a later date, good?”

*a few days later*

“this copper is of poor quality! and my servant was treated rudely! i will NEVER buy copper from ea-nāşir again!”

tendercherie:

tendercherie:

forgive me lord for I have imagined a life far more soft and tender than the one you created for me

jimhensonreject:

laimfunk:

laimfunk:

There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

A follow up in my sketchbook

This is unironically one of the better written, in-character, funny pieces of Scooby-Doo media in the past decade