thyfleshc0nsumed:

thyfleshc0nsumed:

This was supposed to say ‘perv’… I’ve been spending too much time on here…

Reblog to incorrectly stamp prev, I suppose

hanoizodiacmurders:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

please learn how to code

like, if you’re bored today, and not doing anything,

learn a little bit of coding please

hi hi hello PLEASE DON’T JUST REBLOG THIS FOR LATER

I know how much you love reblogging posts and then never looking at them ever again. I get it, I really do. but PLEASE

just open one of these links and explore a bit if you’re interested

Scratch - great coding program for learning the basics, but so good you can make a video game with it

Codecademy - learn any coding language with lessons

Neocities - literally make a website

it’s all free

ALT

I’m sending wild animals to your doorstep.

if you are very, very bored (or if you’re interested in coding/compsci), you can take CS50x - an introductory computer science course from Harvard University, although it has a pretty steep learning curve

a-polite-melody:

People do understand that the privilege from male privilege doesn’t come from identifying as a man, right?

That’s not the thing that confers the privilege. Patriarchy grants that privilege to men based on how nearly they conform to what patriarchy says a man is and should be. That’s where the privilege comes from, not just identifying as a man.

Which is why it doesn’t imply trans men aren’t men to say they aren’t given male privilege.

All it implies (or really just says) is that trans men are not men that the patriarchy recognizes and rewards in the vast majority of cases; in other words we aren’t systemically granted male privilege. Where there are certain places you can find conditional benefit as a trans man if you are entirely stealth and try to conform to patriarchal standards, that is a precarious position to be in and one that can end in death if (or when) they’re outed as trans.

But like. The way people talk about men on here it really feels like people think that male privilege is a thing which is tied 1:1 with having the identity of man. Which only works if you dismiss the real lived experiences of trans men.

fieldexplores:

Staring

mithli:

its so fucked up that they don’t let you jack yourself off in new jersey. you start cranking it and a guy runs over HEY HEY BUDDY LET ME TAKE CARE OF THAT FOR YOU!! when every other state you can just jack yourself off

amygdalae:

Went out w some1 but they kept quicksaving, like, every 30 seconds. I can’t stand ppl who savescum on dates like come on man you don’t need to max out my approval every single dialogue option, live in the moment

shithowdy:

this is your periodic reminder that for all the artifacts and errors and “tells” one could possibly list, the only reliable way to actually determine if an image is ai generated is to investigate the source. it is becoming increasingly common for “fake classical paintings” to circulate around curative aesthetic blogs, and everyone should be using this as an opportunity to not only exercise their investigative skills but also appreciate art more in general. you’re all checking out the artists you reblog, right? 🫣

so what are some signs to look for? let’s use this very good example.

Keep reading

shithowdy:

this is your periodic reminder that for all the artifacts and errors and “tells” one could possibly list, the only reliable way to actually determine if an image is ai generated is to investigate the source. it is becoming increasingly common for “fake classical paintings” to circulate around curative aesthetic blogs, and everyone should be using this as an opportunity to not only exercise their investigative skills but also appreciate art more in general. you’re all checking out the artists you reblog, right? 🫣

so what are some signs to look for? let’s use this very good example.

Keep reading

aurasisle:

They put men on the moon? Not very impressive. Bunnies have been up there since antiquity making delicious mochi for all.

vang0bus:

in horse world they diagnose you with Suspiciously Chill Disorder if youre not extremely anxious all the time

wokeuplaughing:

wokeuplaughing:

hate it when I’m eating and my stomach starts growling

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise

sggk:

U may be fooled by my constant melancholia and generally pathetic state of being but take heart in knowing that i am trying unfathomably hard to live

intactics-deactivated20250505:

melonflavored:

zootycoon-archive:

want a shirt that says YOU SHOULD FEEL VISCERALLY VIOLATED BY THE UNSTOPPABLE CORPORATE ENCROACHMENTS ON YOUR ATTENTION SPAN, BY THE FACT THAT YOU STARTLE LIKE A TRAINED ANIMAL AT EVERY NOTIFICATION, BOTH OVERSTIMULATED AND BORED, LETHARGIC AND JUMPY, WAITING FOR THE NEXT BIT OF VALIDATION WITH THE SAME SICKLY EXCITEMENT AND FEAR AS A GAMBLER AT THE TABLE

I want a shirt that says Phone Notifications are amazing and apps are lifee

I have plenty of shirts already so I don’t want any more

memorycycle:

now this is just nonsense *putting a 8th patty on my burger* now this is just ridiculus *putting a 9th patty on my burger*

greelin:

greelin:

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

you are doing some sort of riddler shit to me.

queer-as-city-folk:

queer-as-city-folk:

loremonster:

queer-as-city-folk:

queer-as-city-folk:

queer-as-city-folk:

The American Dream is kinda bullshit, I really don’t want a wife and 3 kids and a house in the suburbs with a white picket fence and 2 cars in the driveway.

I want like an apartment or condo in a midrise building on a street with street trees and a small cafe on the corner across from the grocery store where I can walk to a train station that has a train system that goes across the entire city. And a gay boyfriend

Like which of these would you prefer to live in, for the majority of your life

The only reason I adapted poorly to apartment life was the lack of a common area to meet my neighbors.

If apartment buildings had a social space intended for tenants, I would not have been afraid all the time moving from a farm to a city.

People don’t look at each other. They don’t say hello. People guard their laundry for fear someone will steal their clothes.

If there was a communal dining area or something, I could have met my neighbors on neutral ground without fear. But that did not exist.

Apartment complexes should include common social spaces, it would make apartment living so much less scary to folks who aren’t used to having people around all the time.

Yeah, that’s part of the reason that I would advocate for more smaller apartments instead of fewer large ones, so people can get to know their neighbors

There are probably 3 to 6 units in this building, that gives you enough to know your neighbors and form community without having to many people you would feel isolated

I just grabbed the first image of Levittown I could find, here is a color photo

cipherhunter:

beaft:

my mythology pet peeve is when someone describes a scenario in which they keep nearly getting something and then having it snatched away, and everyone’s like “one must imagine sisyphus” no!!! one must imagine TANTALUS!!! sisyphus = being made to perform a pointless, aggravating task over and over without ever making any progress. tantalus = being offered a glorious reward only for it to vanish as soon as you reach for it. they are NOT the same

blintzestein:

blintzestein:

blintzestein:

blintzestein:

blintzestein:

omg wait is that a BED??? you mean you like sleeping too?!! we are going to be best friends

? what is sex

are those parmesan cheese packets on your nightstand

i’m on a few pills actually why do you ask

idk what doing a bit means

foxgirlwizard:

uninventedtypeof-autism-creature:

foxgirlwizard:

doctor-roman:

doctor-roman:

doctor-roman:

Gollum fucked that ring

If Bilbo had shown up in that cave about five minutes earlier, he would have seen Gollum blinking in and out of existence.

did bilbo ever wash the ring, or did that well greased thing slide a bit too easy onto his finger?

given that the ring is sentient and has will i would assume it wanted bilbo to clean it

would that mean it wanted gollum to fuck it? it changes size to fit the wearer, so was it consenting when it became the perfect size for gollums dick?

fleshy-reblogs:

estelles:

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

punctuation-completionist:

flightyquinn:

teathattast:

? “ - …

4/22

bonus:

@ ‽

2/21

no1withablog:

woolieshubris:

seven-oh-four:

woolieshubris:

woolieshubris:

we should be able to have clickmap polls that are on a 2 axis / 4 quadrant grid.

my MS paint recreation

I love the implication that there’s a direct correlation between gayness and liking salty foods - or, more specifically, the straighter you are, the more you dislike salt for some reason

???????????????????

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

tropics777:

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close

werewolf-girlfriend:

murderbeast:

werewolf-girlfriend:

murderbeast:

i have no money and i must scrimp

20 000 notes already excellent work boss

im pretty sure were only at 19 notes right now?

i rounded up boss

chessb0r3d:

chessb0r3d:

Analysis so bad you don’t even know what it’s talking about anymore.

What??

caruliaa:

why r the beloved “morally gray” male characters of fandoms always like this is baby killer john he loves killing babies for fun and the fandom is like omg baby killer johnnn 😍😍😍 but a morally gray female character is like heres a traumatized teen girl thats meant to be deeply flawed and wrong at times but also went thru a lot and is meant to be sympathetic and nuanced and the fandom is like SHE NEEDS TO DIE RIGHT NOWWWW !!!!!!!!

cassowariess:

This website: “It says a lot about a person if they write or make art about dark, horrific things. It says what they’re like in real life. Hiding in plain sight.”

Junji Ito:

bruntalism:

geekmom13:

bioluminescently-unfolding:

deadmomjokes:

deadmomjokes:

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn’t inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren’t spicy foods

Seeing the tags on this as it’s going around again, so I have returned to say a few things:

• If your mouth hurts, feels raw, or itches when you eat something, please don’t eat it! It might not be a full-blown allergy, could be something like a sensitivity to the acid content or maybe even Oral Allergy Syndrome, but also, you might very well be allergic. Unless it’s explicitly designed to be sour or spicy, it’s not supposed to do that.
• Bananas are not spicy, prickly, or tingly! Kiwi is not unbearably sour and tingly! You people probably have an allergy! Stop eating the death fruits!
• Mango and pineapple are a little odd. A lot of people react to pineapple because of an enzyme it contains which breaks down proteins; depending on your sensitivity level, it can make it feel like your mouth is being dissolved, because that’s kind of maybe what’s happening? You might not have a full-blown systemic allergy, but if it hurts, listen to your mouth and respect its stopping point. Mango has a compound super similar to urushiol, which is the stuff in poison ivy. A lot of people get oral allergy symptoms with fresh mango. Again, not necessarily a systemic allergy, but also, your body doesn’t like that. Please listen to your body.
• Honey is not naturally spicy, sour, or tingly. (Spicy and infused honeys do exist, but I’m talking plain honey.) It might be a bit rich/overly sweet, but no, it should not make your tongue funny, ‘prickle,’ or otherwise hurt your mouth. You are probably allergic to honey. (insert “ghost bees” post here lol)
• Many peppers are spicy, but bell peppers are not. Repeat after me: Bell Peppers Are Not Spicy. If they are spicy, you are probably allergic! This is yet another one my husband learned recently. Bell peppers/capsicum are also called sweet peppers, because they are sweet.
• On that note, here’s a handy metric: If you find yourself wondering how people just looooove this food, or how they always fail to mention the weird sensory feature about it–primarily the spiciness, ‘fuzziness’ in mouth, or pain it causes–your experience is probably out of the ordinary and could very well be some kind of allergy.

And now, an update on my husband’s journey of allergen discovery, because I’m sensing from the tags and comments this might be relevant to a lot of y’all.

Yes, he is definitely allergic to tomatoes. Went and got him allergy tested to confirm it, and it came back pretty darn high on the list. Along with a crapton of other foods he’d been eating his entire life. We immediately got rid of all of those things in our diet, and wouldn’t you know it, his lifelong “IBS” went away.

So here’s a further PSA.

If you have “IBS” or a “sensitive stomach,” try to get tested for food allergies, too. Not all food allergies send you into anaphylaxis. Sometimes they give you smelly gas, diarrhea, constipation, acid reflux, recurrent tummyaches, nausea, and headaches. And it doesn’t always happen right away, sometimes taking several hours or most of a day to produce the unpleasant results, so you might not be noticing what your specific triggers are.

Also, I see all you people in the tags talking about how you’re gonna eat your allergens anyway. Please don’t do that, unless you’re 100% medically sure it’s just something like a surface sensitivity to enzymes or an oral reaction that’s not actually an allergy. Eating your allergens all the time inflames your whole system, and it can cause a lot of damage that takes a long time to heal. Be kind to your body, friends. You live there.

Also, if you realise you’ve been having a reaction to a particular food or ingredient, and you have a history of anaphylaxis, even if it’s only been induced by medication or other non-food substances in the past, please don’t keep eating it to test it or whatever see a doctor particularly soon. They really need to check that stuff out and get it documented in your medical notes.

As OP said, don’t keep re-exposing yourself “to test it”, and if you’re seeing an escalation in the symtpoms you get when you eat it over time, particularly share that info with your doctor.

Also if you have a “picky eater” child…

Ask them what is up with food when they try it.

Like… My kid decided raw broccoli was evil. So we assumed he was being a kid and cycled it out of rotation for a while, but he still made faces when we brought it back in…

Found out he doesn’t like it because his mouth gets all “static-y.”

sillycrittersdaily:

Critter of Today is Joker Moth (Feralia jocosa)

bronzeagenormie:

stand up & meow like a man

wizardjpeg:

daisyswild:

wizardjpeg:

i know some naughty words that will really knock your socks off

But I’m not wearing socks??

i know some caring words that will put socks on you

the-real-gmail:

robonitrogen:

thatrandomlemononyourcounter1:

“You can’t make friends onli-” I would defend any of my Tumblr mutuals to the death with only a pocket knife and random rock, you heathen.

@the-real-gmail

Absolutely

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

worldheritagepostorganization:

computationalcalculator:

llsilvertail:

yiffmaster:

iceslushii:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

World Heritage Post

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

worldheritagepostorganization:

computationalcalculator:

llsilvertail:

yiffmaster:

iceslushii:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

World Heritage Post

viola-sororia:

first class news paleontologists never disappoint

mtfoss:

mtfoss:

mtfoss:

Disabled people have to live somewhere poor people have to live somewhere you cant just exclude us from everywhere

“What if theyre dirty” is it worth killing us over?

“What if theyre loud” is it worth killing us over?

“What if it would inconvenience me” is it worth killing us over?

People die without housing.

People have been mentioning it so I want to explicitly say this includes addicts

woman-becomer:

fuck dude! I love waffles, pancakes, AND french toast, this song fucking rules!!!!!

vampantheon:

vampantheon:

artist in denial of being depressed: omg this 2 month long art block has been crazy… sorry i haven’t updated any of my fics in a long while! it’s just been super difficult to daydream! so weird that i’ve lost a little bit of passion for my current comfort character and ocs… this couldn’t possibly have any implications or alternative explanations

people saying some variation to “oh no” in the notes of this post are very funny but at the same time. i wish you a very Feel Better

rhythmic-idealist:

ALT

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Thought I would share this here. Image is a clickable link that will take you to the account that posted it! ID has now been corrected, and is in alt text. It is also below, please excuse the redundancy:

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Emergency Workplace Organizing Committee (EWOC) tweeted: “No one can make you stay in an unsafe worksite. Close up and walk out with your coworkers until management or nature fixes the problem. Contact us for help.”

EWOC quoted their own tweet and added, “If your boss won’t let you evacuate: Convince as many coworkers as you can to all leave together & contact us right away. You have the right to organize & leave an unsafe worksite. If they’re not bluffing & still try to fire you after the storm, we’ll help you fight it.”

Attached to the OP is a meme of a skeleton marching away, titled “Just walk out - you can leave!” It lists, “wildfire smoke, hurricane, flooding, no heat, powers out, no water, tornado warning, AC broke, weird fumes.” Bottom text reads, “Climate sucks… hit da bricks!” Overlaid is the meme’s author, “@/organizeworkers.”

End ID.

aorish:

strangely common misconception that words have basically the same meanings in every langauge and that translation is just a matter of identifying which exact word in the target language corresponds to the word in the original language