October 2024

androdragynous:

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

An edited Aslan meme: "I was (in the general area but looking at something else) when it was written"ALT

moonsfavoritedaughter:

teathattast:

prettyboykatsuki-moved:

prettyboykatsuki-moved:

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw

reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing

yasss :3

curiosity-killed:

curiosity-killed:

you know when you really want to talk abt your OCs but don’t know what to say so you’re just holding them up like Simba with a bunch of exclamation points overhead?

Yeah.

gasterofficial:

tri-irt:

newaygo:

breadmutual:

bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.

eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:

#this post > the entire mcu

im havinfv a stroke

18thcenturythirsttrap:

thistlearts:

oldtvandcomics:

HEY GUYS!!

GUYS!!!

FRANCE HAS REACHED THE REQUIRED NUMBER OF SIGNATURES ON THE CITIZEN’S INITIATIVE AGAINST CONVERSION THERAPY IN THE EU!!

ONE COUNTRY DOWN, SIX TO GO!!

We also need still quite a few signatures in order to reach the one million required.

As to date, the six other countries with the most signatures are:

  • Spain - 38.72%
  • Finland - 30.31%
  • Ireland - 24.86%
  • Netherlands - 24.15%
  • Germany - 23.54%
  • Belgium - 23.09%

So yeah, still a long way to go, but we ARE slowly getting closer. Don’t stop now! Don’t let this stay within the community, either, if you have any friends or family who are open to queer rights, get them to sign, too!

Signed! (Belgium here)

In the EU? Please sign and share!

Not in the EU? Please share, for reach!

tri-irt:

newaygo:

breadmutual:

bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.

eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:

#this post > the entire mcu

im havinfv a stroke

waitingforthesunrise:

emotional processing is so funny because sometimes you’ll be violently sobbing on your bedroom floor over something that happened 4 years ago and then you’ll just. get up and make coffee. and go to the grocery store. and take all this fundamental sadness for a walk. and ponder the cosmic experiences of humanity while eating a sandwich. and that’s healing.

rot-topic:

shock:

accepting that you’re objectively weird & owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you

skittlespizza:

skittlespizza:

bitches hate me because of my…. bad personality…. paranoid nature… addictive tendencies……the torture basement.

bitches love me because of my…. bad personality…. paranoid nature… addictive tendencies……the torture basement. im an acquired taste.

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

how come the social norm for a hug is like. 3 seconds long. I’d totally be down for a 30 minute hug

I love being pathetic online

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

Comments did not disappoint

I’m never going to leave this website

I was not emotionally ready for this divorce arc and im crying in the club rn

aveloka-draws:

divorce selfie

whereserpentswalk:

00111010-01010000:

catchymemes:

“Genesis”, Oil on canvas by Matthew Cornell

Sometimes I forget how alien the world used to be. How our earth used to be entirely diffrent in so many wonderful ways. How we can never see it, but as humans we can understand and know, we can know, we can know.

thememedaddy:

fraternum-momentum:

do u ever just

error-404-fuck-not-found:

domina-honoribila:

prokopetz:

Honestly, if you see an angel that’s all eyes and wings and wheels of fire, you should be worried. Like, not because it’s going to hurt you or anything, but because scripturally, angels invariably appear to ordinary people in human form. In general, they only show their inhuman true forms to prophets – which means if you’re seeing them like that, they come bearing responsibility.

I woke up today with the phrase “spooky scary seraphim” in my head today, looks like we’re on the same wavelength.

i made a new christmas carol

aveloka-draws:

k4ychiko:

To love is to hurt

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Based off @aveloka-draws ’s comic entering their divorce arc! I hope you like it :]

I was thinking how pretty the crown looked and how you painted the background and then SUDDENLY IT MOVES?? SO COOL??

;v; aaaaa this is so beautiful thank you!!

aveloka-draws:

k4ychiko:

To love is to hurt

-

Based off @aveloka-draws ’s comic entering their divorce arc! I hope you like it :]

I was thinking how pretty the crown looked and how you painted the background and then SUDDENLY IT MOVES?? SO COOL??

;v; aaaaa this is so beautiful thank you!!

Hey!

Do you have a website? A personal one or perhaps something more serious?

Whatever the case, if you don’t want AI companies training on your website’s contents, add the following to your robots.txt file:

User-agent: *

Allow: /


User-agent: anthropic-ai

Disallow: /


User-agent: Claude-Web

Disallow: /


User-agent: CCbot

Disallow: /


User-agent: FacebookBot

Disallow: /


User-agent: Google-Extended

Disallow: /


User-agent: GPTBot

Disallow: /


User-agent: PiplBot

Disallow: /


User-agent: ByteSpider

Disallow: /


User-agent: PerplexityBot

Disallow: /


User-agent: cohere-ai

Disallow: /


User-agent: ChatGPT-User

Disallow: /


User-agent: Omgilibot

Disallow: /


User-agent: Omgili

Disallow: /


There are of course more and even if you added them they may not cooperate, but this should get the biggest AI companies to leave your site alone.

Important note: The first two lines declare that anything not on the list is allowed to access everything on the site. If you don’t want this, add “Disallow:” lines after them and write the relative paths of the stuff you don’t want any bots, including google search to access. For example:

User-agent: *

Allow: /

Disallow: /super-secret-pages/secret.html


If that was in the robots.txt of example.com, it would tell all bots to not access

https://example.com/super-secret-pages/secret.html

And I’m sure you already know what to do if you already have a robots txt, sitemap.xml/sitemap.txt etc.

happydivorce:

today it rained for the first time in ages and ive got my window tilted to let in the cool air and i just heard a woman’s voice say “hey i found another puddle!” followed by a little child’s happy shriek followed by a big splash sound i absolutely love being alive i hope that kid has so much fun bc i am already thriving just listening to it all

lesbinewren:

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

dreg-heap:

“Why do most men have better skin than me when their skincare routine is soap and a washcloth” is one of those questions that, were it not for gender essentialism, would completely obliterate the skincare industry

wolfertinger666:

wolfertinger666:

I’m a black trans man who is openly disabled and queer and as much as I am ok with my identity I still have to remember I’m at risk of being hate crimed and targeted just for being myself.

it’s scary existing both in online spaces and irl spaces due to bigotry from every corner. I’m just happy to exist despite being traumatized for being heavily marginalized and glad to have others be my friend.

i just ask one thing. which is, if bigoted harassment happens to me, please my friends, please be there for me. boost and protect black trans people.

it’s extremely dangerous on the internet as a minority to be open and honest and even celebrate your identity but I do it proudly cuz I have no shame in myself as much. I just want my friends to be there for me, because there are those who want to harm me. but I try to be brave

rin-tezuka:

About half of all western and especially American media’s message is “revolution makes you bad, nothing could get better, we live in the best of all possible worlds.” Hilariously propagandized people

crunchbuttsteak:

runthepockets:

Saw a post on Twitter that was like “I think it’s entirely possible to be trans without dysphoria, but a lot of you are severely underestimating how much dysphoria you actually feel and how much you’ve let fade into background noise” and honestly? Yeah lol.

This is the tweet btw.

tastylemonbread:

kaijuno:

you're not allowed to call your doodles terrible, they're adorable and you do them every day which is such an amazing dedication to art!!!!! Plus he's my little guy!!!!!!!!!!!!

(imp and skizz bein besties pls)

dailyimpulsedoodles:

[61] First of all thank you so much! I’m gonna be honest so many people have shaken me for calling them shitty doodles but it’s literally because most daily blogs I see have absolutely gorgeous art and then I have- the idiot /pos

Anyway, podcast things

Also I need you to look at the impulse because I feel like I drew him so adorable and my brain just loves it

should i get into bird watching?

great-and-small:

tpwrtrmnky:

uncritical

[ID: Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.

Panel 1: An orange person in a red jacket with bright blue anime glasses is talking to a dark green person wearing some kind of equipment with black and yellow hazard stripes on it on their feet and hands, as well as some kind of red visor. A grayscale person with a green plant pot on their head is also there.

Hazard Stripes: “Hazard stripes.”

Anime Glasses: “Hell yeah.”

Plant pot: “I am green!”

Anime glasses: “Cool. Congrats.”

Panel 2: The person with the plant pot gloats in the foreground while the other two watch, dripping with second-hand embarrassment.

Plant Pot: “Hah. You fools. You simpletons.

You would uncritically accept someone as actually being green… just for wearing a plant pot on their head?”

Hazard Stripes: “Hazard stripes…”

Panel 3: The person with the plant pot takes off the pot, holding it in their right hand while pointing accusingly with the left, as Hazard Stripes and Anime Glasses walk away.

Plant Pot: “I’ve exposed you! Your hypocrisies are out, plain for all to see! The brilliance of my scheme is equal only to its elegant simplicity! You have been destroyed, liberals! Destroyed!”

Hazard Stripes: “Hazard stripes.”

Anime Glasses: “yeah they’re somehow getting worse at this shit.”

End ID.]

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crabanarchy:

I love getting “post without tags?” on my stupidest ever posts. oh my god sorry tumblr how could i forget. #dust mite #wet nurse

crabanarchy:

i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.

mercurys-in-retrograde:

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

baradragon:

idgaf about twinks put the bear on the phone

jojotier:

jojotier:

guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

DOOMED I MEANT DOOMED

noahverrier:

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

traycakes:

chthonic-kids:

this person gets it

Chasing photorealism is a fools errand, it takes more and more time and resources to achieve smaller and smaller improvements, and it ages poorly because it becomes even more obvious that you failed to achieve the style you were trying for.

sincerely-sofie:

Thinking about this meme I made for a CotL fanfic my boyfriend and I are developing… Kibby………

autisticshadowthehedgehog:

A twitter thread from @WavePrism_, imitating an "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog" Episode. This first post has a blurry screencap of Robotnik screaming at the camera, and it is captioned: "You two absolutely bionic boneheads BETTER make sure my glorrrious, giGANTIC X stays errrrected atop the roof! And you better ensure that it flashes enough times for all of those idiotic Mobians to have their eyeballs melted into puddles! GOT IT?"ALT
Two photos, one of the X logo that only lasted a day, the other of Scratch and Grounder fighting. Scratch (presumably) says "YOU DOLT! HE SAID WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LET IT FLASH LIKE THIS!"

Grounder: "nuh uh! how do you think they're gonna know that's an X when you can't even see it?"

Scratch: "OHHHH, I'LL MAKE SURE YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!"ALT
A photo of Sonic in disguise, talking to a fooled Scratch and Grounder. He says, "Hey there, dumbbots! I'm from the local inspection team, and I'm hearin' nothing but high praise for how inconvenient the constant strobing is, especially at night! Would you like some quick cash for me to place that X in a more upclose and personal area?"

Scratch (presumably) says, "MOOLAH! SURE CAN DO!"ALT
Sonic smirking at the camera. "Hah! Those two are so easy to convince. Now to send this X straight into the sun!"ALT
A photo of the X logo having been removed from the twitter building.ALT
A final screenshot of Robotnik screaming at Scratch and Grounder, cartoonishly leaping in the air and making them fly backwards. The caption reads, "WHAT THE FUCK"ALT

saving this twitter thread here bc there’s no way this site is lasting to the end of the year and this needs to be preserved

[op is @jungle-golf here and this was reposted with permission! thank you autumn for this gift of a thread <3]

syntaxaero:

licking the envelope of my mail in ballot in a way that would make yall drip

rainbowgod666:

bettsplendens:

lonelyassassin96:

wickedwonderlandd:

herbalist-witch:

thickness-protection-program:

ferrousferrule:

tami-taylors-hair:

hottiewitabloggie:

riseofthedruids:

ssundiall:

diet-soap:

ssundiall:

hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean

I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days

i have GREAT news for you

potion of cough up blood

people are so fucking stupid oh my god

Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution! 

Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front. 

Jesus fucking christ. One time I accidentally mixed an ammonia scrub and a bleach spray and gave myself a migraine in 15 minutes how the fuck are they even still standing.

Time for a health and safety lesson.

See below for a chart on what household cleaners to NEVER EVER MIX EVER OR YOU CAN (AND WILL PROBABLY) DIE OR OTHERWISE BECOME EXTREMELY FUCKED UP AND NOT IN A FUN WAY BUT IN THE HOSPITAL AND/OR GRAVEYARD WAY:

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The above is not a complete list, but these are extremely common in most households and therefore are the most likely chemical fuck-ups to occur. 

DO NOT MIX HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS. 

DO NOT MIX CLEANING AGENTS.

DO NOT MIX CERTAIN ASTRINGENTS. (HYDROGEN PEROXIDE IS OFTEN IN FIRST AID KITS OR WOUND SPRAYS AND CAN CAUSE A REACTION IN SMALL AMOUNTS IF MIXED WITH THINGS IT SHOULD NOT BE MIXED WITH EVEN ACCIDENTALLY ON A SURFACE ETC.) 

DO NOT MIX ANY CHEMICALS THAT YOU ARE NOT 100% SURE ARE SAFE TO MIX. (SPOILER: MOST THINGS ARE NOT REALLY SAFE TO MIX AND SOMETIMES COMBINING SAFE ONES ACTUALLY MAKES THEM LESS EFFECTIVE ANYWAY, SO JUST DON’T COMBINE THIS KIND OF SHIT!) 

YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT A CHEMIST. PLEASE DO NOT TURN YOUR KITCHEN/BATHROOM/HOME INTO A LAB ACCIDENT. 

IF YOU ARE A CHEMIST, YOU SHOULD STILL NOT FUCK AROUND. MANY OF YOU DO NOT RELIABLY USE YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES OR THE CORRECT TYPE OF SAFETY GOGGLES. (IF YOU’RE THE TYPE OF CHEMIST WHO DOESN’T ENSURE ADEQUATE VENTILATION IN YOUR WORK AREA, I WILL NOT TRUST YOU WITH BLEACH. COMPLACENCY KILLS.) 

CONCLUSION: STOP MIXING CHEMICALS! 

YOU ARE NOT PROFESSOR X, AND YOU WILL NOT END UP CREATING THE POWERPUFF GIRLS. 

YOU WILL ONLY CREATE A NEW INVOICE FOR YOUR LOCAL FUNERAL HOME. 

I AM YELLING AT YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU TO BE SAFE.

TO ANY DUMBASS TEENAGERS OUT THERE, I WANT YOU TO SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BECOME DUMBASS ADULTS. 

PLEASE DO NOT DIE.

The fumes from this vid burned all the hair off my body,melted my skin, and then killed me t.f

Hey, this actually very useful information to have if you are a kid or otherwise don’t know.

I feel like the “may cause death” part on that chart needs to be majorly bigger. The descriptions of the first two sound like they’d be unpleasant, but “unpleasant” doesn’t cut it. Needs to have a way bigger “THIS IS HOW THEY KILLED PEOPLE IN WARS BEFORE IT WAS OUTLAWED” warning. 

Yeah cause its exactly how they did it

Mix two cleaning products and boom you now are in the trenches at the sonne

skippyisntfunny:

sacred-portal:

can-i-make-image-descriptions:

saccharine-tar:

bidoof:

what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i’m underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won’t produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #i think about this post so much #whenever a gacha game makes me feel pressured to waste time on a bullshit even i think: #‘am i enjoying this or am i making cubes’ #and then i quit the event lmao /End ID]

lizthebotgirl-3ll13:

> my genuine reaction to gen “AI” chatbots being treated like real ass Artificial Intelligence:▮

stedilnik:

True horror

glorb-glab:

kaijuno: