October 2024

mothcpu:

redrawn twitter post. the fake OP is mirage @prettiestgirl: "radiating trans joy at the grocery store". the drawing below is of mirage, wearing a long black pleated skirt, a white t-shirt, and a red overshirt standing awkwardly in an empty grocery store.ALT

day 14 (late)

mediocre-megs:

honestly more media should portray the anti aging industry as horrific and decidedly unhuman. it IS body horror it IS grotesque it DOES go against nature. it WILL kill you. yes.

ozdical:

yeah ill bite

houseprophet-deactivated2024050:

ah … I see you’ve caught me balancing on my baul!

anphivenas:

straight men are on something else

tsardrewstar:

depsidase:

“i will give you this food for that food”

“my food is better than your food, so i will give you my food for two of your food”

“i only have one of my food, so can i give you one of this food now and some copper later?”

“sure but i need something to guarantee that you will give me the copper later”

“i will give you this stone tablet recording my debt to you and you can send your servant to receive the copper at a later date, good?”

*a few days later*

“this copper is of poor quality! and my servant was treated rudely! i will NEVER buy copper from ea-nāşir again!”

nisosiam:

Now I had to draw him

papier-ciseaux:

TranscendentaChChChTime

Inspired by Tom Cardy’s new music video animated by Shoocharu!

i-make-images-moldy:

theribthatgrewback:

littleguysdaily:

terrania:

littleguysdaily:

avocadosfromfigaro:

mxyzptplk:

littleguysdaily:

alchemyandmagic:

littleguysdaily:

avocadosfromfigaro:

littleguysdaily:

blueburied:

littleguysdaily:

paintbrushofthetoontown:

thebelovedlion:

littleguysdaily:

wyrmoftheweb:

littleguysdaily:

picture-scrungler:

littleguysdaily:

clownboybebop:

littleguysdaily:

littleguysdaily:

f3v3r-dr3am:

littleguysdaily:

please.

when this image is completely unrecognizable i will get this on a t-shirt

@i-make-images-moldy

tumblr reinvents “expand dong”

i-make-images-moldy:

theribthatgrewback:

littleguysdaily:

terrania:

littleguysdaily:

avocadosfromfigaro:

mxyzptplk:

littleguysdaily:

alchemyandmagic:

littleguysdaily:

avocadosfromfigaro:

littleguysdaily:

blueburied:

littleguysdaily:

paintbrushofthetoontown:

thebelovedlion:

littleguysdaily:

wyrmoftheweb:

littleguysdaily:

picture-scrungler:

littleguysdaily:

clownboybebop:

littleguysdaily:

littleguysdaily:

f3v3r-dr3am:

littleguysdaily:

please.

when this image is completely unrecognizable i will get this on a t-shirt

@i-make-images-moldy

tumblr reinvents “expand dong”

elhopper1sm:

Unpopular opinion but the reason being a teenager sucks is less to do with hormones and social cliques and more to do with the fact adults fucking hate teenagers. The fact that adults expect teenagers to be able to take on adult responsibilities yet don’t deserve rights of an adult. They don’t see teenagers as human beings and they aren’t prepared to see kids with their own formed identities and humanity. Teenagers are so sexualized and seen as needing to take on more and more adult responsibilities. Yet when they want rights and humanity they are denied. The years your brain spends wanting nothing more than to form an identity are being taken away from you. Teenagers are essentially being kicked out of social spaces unless they have an extra 40 dollars lying around anytime they want to go out. Teenagers being kicked out of the mall just for existing or groomed into the school to prison pipeline. And now creating legislation to keep them off the Internet. Our society hates teenagers. And does everything we can to hurt them. The fact that anyone makes it out of their teenage years without trauma is a fucking miracle frankly.

chromegnomes:

on hold with the pest control company for work, and their hold message seriously just hit me with

“did you know there are a million ants for every human on earth? someone will be with you shortly”

daughter-of-sapph0:

upsettingandunfortunateclasshate:

Mad this. It literally says he got jailed for ignoring a court order telling him to stay away from the school - yet the headline says it’s for not calling a kid they. He broke the court order cos he was being a self righteous stalkery Christian weirdo. I know the sort, they did the same to us at school cos we were scruffy poor unfortunates / desperate people that apparently needed god to save us. Loads of Christians are like this, proper weirdos.

timeline of events:

teacher misgenders a kid in front of his class

the kid politely corrects him and the teacher gets really mad and upset

a few days later there’s an event at school. pretty much everyone is there. teachers, students, parents

during this event he makes an impromptu speech about how pronouns are bad. reminder that this event had nothing to do with LGBTQ stuff. it was like a big school dinner or something

he also goes on a huge homophobic rant. other teachers, students, and parents are annoyed.

he then follows around the principal all night begging her to “ban pronouns”

the principal repeatedly asks him to leave her alone

teacher does not fuck off

principal puts teacher on paid leave. tells him not to come to work tomorrow

he shows up anyway

someone showing up at school when they’ve been told not to is a security risk and also a crime

staff ask him to leave

principal gets a legal document forbidding him from coming to the school

he continues to show up to school multiple days in a row, despite not being allowed at the school

he is potentially a threat to students

staff ask him to leave or they will call the cops

he doesn’t leave

he gets arrested

judge rules that because he wasn’t allowed near that school, and yet still showed up at that school multiple times, putting everyone at that school in danger, he was found guilty of contempt of court

so no, this was not a teacher going to jail because he used the wrong pronouns. this was a ass wipe who couldn’t take no for an answer and violated a restraining order, potentially putting the kids and staff at school in danger, so he faced the consequences for his actions.

daughter-of-sapph0:

upsettingandunfortunateclasshate:

Mad this. It literally says he got jailed for ignoring a court order telling him to stay away from the school - yet the headline says it’s for not calling a kid they. He broke the court order cos he was being a self righteous stalkery Christian weirdo. I know the sort, they did the same to us at school cos we were scruffy poor unfortunates / desperate people that apparently needed god to save us. Loads of Christians are like this, proper weirdos.

timeline of events:

teacher misgenders a kid in front of his class

the kid politely corrects him and the teacher gets really mad and upset

a few days later there’s an event at school. pretty much everyone is there. teachers, students, parents

during this event he makes an impromptu speech about how pronouns are bad. reminder that this event had nothing to do with LGBTQ stuff. it was like a big school dinner or something

he also goes on a huge homophobic rant. other teachers, students, and parents are annoyed.

he then follows around the principal all night begging her to “ban pronouns”

the principal repeatedly asks him to leave her alone

teacher does not fuck off

principal puts teacher on paid leave. tells him not to come to work tomorrow

he shows up anyway

someone showing up at school when they’ve been told not to is a security risk and also a crime

staff ask him to leave

principal gets a legal document forbidding him from coming to the school

he continues to show up to school multiple days in a row, despite not being allowed at the school

he is potentially a threat to students

staff ask him to leave or they will call the cops

he doesn’t leave

he gets arrested

judge rules that because he wasn’t allowed near that school, and yet still showed up at that school multiple times, putting everyone at that school in danger, he was found guilty of contempt of court

so no, this was not a teacher going to jail because he used the wrong pronouns. this was a ass wipe who couldn’t take no for an answer and violated a restraining order, potentially putting the kids and staff at school in danger, so he faced the consequences for his actions.

theconcealedweapon:

guooey:

ariasphyxia:

oh my fucking god

abandonrun:

princesstigerbelle:

I live for those pics of cats that got onto sports fields on live tv

athletes

pomrania:

Remember: unless your character has been specifically drilled in how to respond to that particular situation, “I just didn’t think of it” is ALWAYS a realistic explanation for why they didn’t do the sensible thing.

dadd:

I am such a “huh” ass bitch. Lmao i got bad hearing sorry

anakachow:

transmortifried:

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

reblog to mash your face against your mutuals like a cat

limitedtimeoffer:

fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

orange-and-green-chess-board:

lukadjo:

unixtmdev:

cacaocheri:

raemeh:

gl4ssfan:

hershelchocolateart:

hershelchocolateart:

Just to make a point, every time I finished a panel of this I would export it as a PNG on the perceptual setting and use it as a color reference for the next panel

IT’S BAD

PLEASE CHECK YOUR COLOR SETTINGS

EDIT: If you’re still having problems, it might help to switch from “Save/Save as” to “Export (as a) Single Layer”. Just. Make SURE the box labeled “Expression Color” is set to RGB. I’ve been messing with this all day, and it looks like this combination of settings will allow exported PNGs to maintain their colors perfectly. To you. So far both Discord and Toyhouse still only display desaturated images and I cannot for the life of me figure out why

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT JUST A MAC PROBLEM

GUYS IT HAPPENS WITH KRITA TOO

is there like….a way to check how to do that for procreate?

cause I’ve noticed the same thing so I’ve just been eye picking colors for like…two years now

THERE IS!

ive been noticing the EXACT SAME PROBLEM whenever i would export an image from procreate and it drove me CRAZY that my art would desaturate all the time. anyway, if you’re in a canvas, go to settings > canvas > canvas information > color profile

once youre in color profile, if your current color profile is display P3, CHANGE IT!!!!!! it is desaturating your colors. you’re gonna want to change it to sRGB IEC6 1966-2.1 instead

if you’re starting a new canvas, you can just go to color profile and change it that way. im SO grateful for this post for giving me the push i needed to experiment with procreate files and finally see what was changing my art to be so desaturated

like LOOK at this!!!!

anyway yeah. tldr if youre using procreate, make sure your color profile is sRBG IEC6 1966-2.1

blue

Why is this on by default

so I have krita and in a panic (idk why I was panicking but still) I googled:

how to checl lrits volor drttingdALT

it somehow got it right.

kurloz38:

hunter-rodrigez:

ranfanblog:

warriorofdune:

diaryofandnwoman:

May his memory be a blessing.

Willem Arondéus (22 August 1894 – 1 July 1943) was a Dutch artist and author who joined the Dutch anti-Nazi resistance movement during World War II. He participated in the bombing of the Amsterdam public records office to hinder the Nazi German effort to identify Dutch Jews and others wanted by the Gestapo. Arondéus was caught and executed soon after his arrest. Yad Vashem recognized Arondéus as Righteous Among the Nations.

Their attack, which took place on 27 March 1943, was partially successful, and they managed to destroy 800,000 identity cards, and retrieve 600 blank cards and 50,000 guilders. The building was blown up and no one was caught on the night of the attack. However, due to an unknown betrayer, Arondéus was arrested on 1 April 1943. Arondéus refused to give up the rest of his team.

Arondéus was openly gay before the war and defiantly asserted his sexuality before his execution. His final words were:


“Tell the people that homosexuals are not by definition weak.”


From Wikipedia

He was also a pretty great artist

Reblog to include his artwork!

kurloz38:

hunter-rodrigez:

ranfanblog:

warriorofdune:

diaryofandnwoman:

May his memory be a blessing.

Willem Arondéus (22 August 1894 – 1 July 1943) was a Dutch artist and author who joined the Dutch anti-Nazi resistance movement during World War II. He participated in the bombing of the Amsterdam public records office to hinder the Nazi German effort to identify Dutch Jews and others wanted by the Gestapo. Arondéus was caught and executed soon after his arrest. Yad Vashem recognized Arondéus as Righteous Among the Nations.

Their attack, which took place on 27 March 1943, was partially successful, and they managed to destroy 800,000 identity cards, and retrieve 600 blank cards and 50,000 guilders. The building was blown up and no one was caught on the night of the attack. However, due to an unknown betrayer, Arondéus was arrested on 1 April 1943. Arondéus refused to give up the rest of his team.

Arondéus was openly gay before the war and defiantly asserted his sexuality before his execution. His final words were:


“Tell the people that homosexuals are not by definition weak.”


From Wikipedia

He was also a pretty great artist

Reblog to include his artwork!

captain-price-unofficially:

Kids have it rough these days

zooophagous:

People in rural areas solve any animal problem ever without shooting at it challenge

orcposts:

orcposts:

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

the-lumpfish-king:

you ever misgender an oc of yours in your thoughts and feel bad about it

I’m not even sure which ones are trans

I would first have to decide that

So no, but I would probably feel bad about it if I did

bobisnotaperson:

you cant woke anymore. because of sleep.

hellsitegenetics:

heritageposts:

weaving-lyrical-magic:

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

date of origin: 11th of july, 2014.

String identified:
T G T A AT AC

(( a tt c ac t aag ta))
at g: t , .

Closest match: Mercenaria mercenaria zinc finger protein GLIS1-like (LOC123557555), transcript variant X3, mRNA
Common name: Hard Clam

(image source)

zooophagous:

I wish people understood more that animals go through puberty just like people do, and that “teen” animals will have new and often unpleasant behaviors as they grow and try and figure out their place in the world.

Many of the animals I see being rehomed are right at the one to two year old mark, when maturity is still an ongoing process and their behaviors get more intense. Be patient with them! They DO grow out of it!

Aster was a holy terror until he was almost 3 and now he’s the best cat I’ve ever owned. If you can’t deal with these changes, adopt a mature animal instead of getting a puppy or kitten, because it’s more likely than not they will have a turbulent teen phase.

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

australians were so correct for coming up with funny nicknames for occupations

see? perfection

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

australians were so correct for coming up with funny nicknames for occupations

see? perfection

mypatchworkreflection:

“The target of the latest consumer protection rule unveiled by the Biden-Harris administration’s Federal Trade Commission on Wednesday is, as one journalist said, "one of those things that sounds minor but is at the heart of many of the frustrations of American life”: The hoops people in the U.S. are required to jump through to cancel subscriptions or services they no longer want or need.

The FTC announced that its “click-to-cancel” rule, part of the agency's review of the 1973 Negative Option Rule, was finalized and will go into effect 180 days after it is published in the Federal Register.

Under the rule, sellers will be required to “make it as easy for consumers to cancel their enrollment as it was to sign up,” said the FTC.“

bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

Guy came up to me and yelled so loudly that it made me jump. All caps isn’t enough I need wordart to describe how loud he was. This was not “I can’t tell I’m being loud” this was “In another life I was the town crier” loud. Hear ye hear ye loud. He was friendly, but holy crap

bidoofcrossing:

kissy kissy

the-haiku-bot:

secretly-insane:

curoopeez:

curoopeez:

I don’t want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don’t want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don’t want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

While I’m sure a lot of people would agree with this post, I didn’t mention any day of the week nor brought up color theory, so unless people take this reply as a challenge this is gonna be just another flop

I mean you could write a haiku. Those work sometimes. Haikus are hard though.

I mean you could write

a haiku. Those work sometimes.

Haikus are hard though.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

paruparuparuparu:

I honestly wish I didn’t put too much effort into this in the middle of the night but it’s still funny to me.

Low quality and original under the cut

Keep reading

argumate:

poipoipoi-2016:

So this is wildly cursed.

it’s impressive how well this works

yellenabelova:

#Moo Deng is literally the cutest menace I have ever seen

depsidase:

only-cat-memes:

he’s going fast

giantspacehead:

stele3:

only-tiktoks:

Oh look, it’s entirely possible for a cisgender comedian to crack jokes about transgender people without being transphobic.

striders:

i kept thinking about this while i was trying to fall asleep yesterday and couldn’t stop laughing myself back awake

the-haiku-bot:

secretly-insane:

curoopeez:

curoopeez:

I don’t want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don’t want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don’t want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

While I’m sure a lot of people would agree with this post, I didn’t mention any day of the week nor brought up color theory, so unless people take this reply as a challenge this is gonna be just another flop

I mean you could write a haiku. Those work sometimes. Haikus are hard though.

I mean you could write

a haiku. Those work sometimes.

Haikus are hard though.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

telltaletypist:

reading toxic yuri in public and nodding in approval so everyone knows i condone codependency and mutual abuse in real life