October 2024

anglaised:

its just so insane how ingrained misogyny is into everything because a girl celebrity can be literally nailed to the cross for being mildly abrasive but let a guy be physically abusive or racist or an actual sexual predator and at most hes “cancelled” for a week and his victim is ruin for her entire life like i cant take of these criticisms surrounding miss roan seriously coming from the same crowds that were in shock about megan thee stallion talking about wanting to kill her self because of how society / social media treats her women can literally be a victim or just existing as real people and get burnt to the heavens because of it and when you question if any of this is a little overblown nobody can do the introspection to go “huh yeah maybe we are being a little harsh” and ofcourse this hits marginalized women harder out of everyone

blintzestein:

blintzestein:

blintzestein:

blintzestein:

blintzestein:

omg wait is that a BED??? you mean you like sleeping too?!! we are going to be best friends

? what is sex

are those parmesan cheese packets on your nightstand

i’m on a few pills actually why do you ask

idk what doing a bit means

top-secret-replier:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

kasumychan:

myed89:

I do what I want

You do not control me!

Can we talk about how much freaking effort it took for that diver to get into all of that gear just to take that stupid picture in the hot tub? You’re all fucking losers and I love you

*GASP* CRIMINALS


hello, i am the top secret replier! well done for finding me - you may never see me again!

REBLOG OF SHAME since the replies are turned off D:

foxgirlwizard:

uninventedtypeof-autism-creature:

foxgirlwizard:

doctor-roman:

doctor-roman:

doctor-roman:

Gollum fucked that ring

If Bilbo had shown up in that cave about five minutes earlier, he would have seen Gollum blinking in and out of existence.

did bilbo ever wash the ring, or did that well greased thing slide a bit too easy onto his finger?

given that the ring is sentient and has will i would assume it wanted bilbo to clean it

would that mean it wanted gollum to fuck it? it changes size to fit the wearer, so was it consenting when it became the perfect size for gollums dick?

fleshy-reblogs:

estelles:

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

tiny-septic-box-sam:

bornlucky:

bonus:


I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

chessb0r3d:

chessb0r3d:

Analysis so bad you don’t even know what it’s talking about anymore.

What??

chessb0r3d:

chessb0r3d:

Analysis so bad you don’t even know what it’s talking about anymore.

What??

caruliaa:

why r the beloved “morally gray” male characters of fandoms always like this is baby killer john he loves killing babies for fun and the fandom is like omg baby killer johnnn 😍😍😍 but a morally gray female character is like heres a traumatized teen girl thats meant to be deeply flawed and wrong at times but also went thru a lot and is meant to be sympathetic and nuanced and the fandom is like SHE NEEDS TO DIE RIGHT NOWWWW !!!!!!!!

cassowariess:

This website: “It says a lot about a person if they write or make art about dark, horrific things. It says what they’re like in real life. Hiding in plain sight.”

Junji Ito:

bruntalism:

foxeseveryhour:

Source

geekmom13:

bioluminescently-unfolding:

deadmomjokes:

deadmomjokes:

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn’t inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.


This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren’t spicy foods

Seeing the tags on this as it’s going around again, so I have returned to say a few things:

  • If your mouth hurts, feels raw, or itches when you eat something, please don’t eat it! It might not be a full-blown allergy, could be something like a sensitivity to the acid content or maybe even Oral Allergy Syndrome, but also, you might very well be allergic. Unless it’s explicitly designed to be sour or spicy, it’s not supposed to do that.
  • Bananas are not spicy, prickly, or tingly! Kiwi is not unbearably sour and tingly! You people probably have an allergy! Stop eating the death fruits!
  • Mango and pineapple are a little odd. A lot of people react to pineapple because of an enzyme it contains which breaks down proteins; depending on your sensitivity level, it can make it feel like your mouth is being dissolved, because that’s kind of maybe what’s happening? You might not have a full-blown systemic allergy, but if it hurts, listen to your mouth and respect its stopping point. Mango has a compound super similar to urushiol, which is the stuff in poison ivy. A lot of people get oral allergy symptoms with fresh mango. Again, not necessarily a systemic allergy, but also, your body doesn’t like that. Please listen to your body.
  • Honey is not naturally spicy, sour, or tingly. (Spicy and infused honeys do exist, but I’m talking plain honey.) It might be a bit rich/overly sweet, but no, it should not make your tongue funny, ‘prickle,’ or otherwise hurt your mouth. You are probably allergic to honey. (insert “ghost bees” post here lol)
  • Many peppers are spicy, but bell peppers are not. Repeat after me: Bell Peppers Are Not Spicy. If they are spicy, you are probably allergic! This is yet another one my husband learned recently. Bell peppers/capsicum are also called sweet peppers, because they are sweet.
  • On that note, here’s a handy metric: If you find yourself wondering how people just looooove this food, or how they always fail to mention the weird sensory feature about it–primarily the spiciness, ‘fuzziness’ in mouth, or pain it causes–your experience is probably out of the ordinary and could very well be some kind of allergy.

And now, an update on my husband’s journey of allergen discovery, because I’m sensing from the tags and comments this might be relevant to a lot of y’all.

Yes, he is definitely allergic to tomatoes. Went and got him allergy tested to confirm it, and it came back pretty darn high on the list. Along with a crapton of other foods he’d been eating his entire life. We immediately got rid of all of those things in our diet, and wouldn’t you know it, his lifelong “IBS” went away.

So here’s a further PSA.

If you have “IBS” or a “sensitive stomach,” try to get tested for food allergies, too. Not all food allergies send you into anaphylaxis. Sometimes they give you smelly gas, diarrhea, constipation, acid reflux, recurrent tummyaches, nausea, and headaches. And it doesn’t always happen right away, sometimes taking several hours or most of a day to produce the unpleasant results, so you might not be noticing what your specific triggers are.

Also, I see all you people in the tags talking about how you’re gonna eat your allergens anyway. Please don’t do that, unless you’re 100% medically sure it’s just something like a surface sensitivity to enzymes or an oral reaction that’s not actually an allergy. Eating your allergens all the time inflames your whole system, and it can cause a lot of damage that takes a long time to heal. Be kind to your body, friends. You live there.

Also, if you realise you’ve been having a reaction to a particular food or ingredient, and you have a history of anaphylaxis, even if it’s only been induced by medication or other non-food substances in the past, please don’t keep eating it to test it or whatever see a doctor particularly soon. They really need to check that stuff out and get it documented in your medical notes.

As OP said, don’t keep re-exposing yourself “to test it”, and if you’re seeing an escalation in the symtpoms you get when you eat it over time, particularly share that info with your doctor.

Also if you have a “picky eater” child…

Ask them what is up with food when they try it.

Like… My kid decided raw broccoli was evil. So we assumed he was being a kid and cycled it out of rotation for a while, but he still made faces when we brought it back in…

Found out he doesn’t like it because his mouth gets all “static-y.”

geekmom13:

bioluminescently-unfolding:

deadmomjokes:

deadmomjokes:

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn’t inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.


This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren’t spicy foods

Seeing the tags on this as it’s going around again, so I have returned to say a few things:

  • If your mouth hurts, feels raw, or itches when you eat something, please don’t eat it! It might not be a full-blown allergy, could be something like a sensitivity to the acid content or maybe even Oral Allergy Syndrome, but also, you might very well be allergic. Unless it’s explicitly designed to be sour or spicy, it’s not supposed to do that.
  • Bananas are not spicy, prickly, or tingly! Kiwi is not unbearably sour and tingly! You people probably have an allergy! Stop eating the death fruits!
  • Mango and pineapple are a little odd. A lot of people react to pineapple because of an enzyme it contains which breaks down proteins; depending on your sensitivity level, it can make it feel like your mouth is being dissolved, because that’s kind of maybe what’s happening? You might not have a full-blown systemic allergy, but if it hurts, listen to your mouth and respect its stopping point. Mango has a compound super similar to urushiol, which is the stuff in poison ivy. A lot of people get oral allergy symptoms with fresh mango. Again, not necessarily a systemic allergy, but also, your body doesn’t like that. Please listen to your body.
  • Honey is not naturally spicy, sour, or tingly. (Spicy and infused honeys do exist, but I’m talking plain honey.) It might be a bit rich/overly sweet, but no, it should not make your tongue funny, ‘prickle,’ or otherwise hurt your mouth. You are probably allergic to honey. (insert “ghost bees” post here lol)
  • Many peppers are spicy, but bell peppers are not. Repeat after me: Bell Peppers Are Not Spicy. If they are spicy, you are probably allergic! This is yet another one my husband learned recently. Bell peppers/capsicum are also called sweet peppers, because they are sweet.
  • On that note, here’s a handy metric: If you find yourself wondering how people just looooove this food, or how they always fail to mention the weird sensory feature about it–primarily the spiciness, ‘fuzziness’ in mouth, or pain it causes–your experience is probably out of the ordinary and could very well be some kind of allergy.

And now, an update on my husband’s journey of allergen discovery, because I’m sensing from the tags and comments this might be relevant to a lot of y’all.

Yes, he is definitely allergic to tomatoes. Went and got him allergy tested to confirm it, and it came back pretty darn high on the list. Along with a crapton of other foods he’d been eating his entire life. We immediately got rid of all of those things in our diet, and wouldn’t you know it, his lifelong “IBS” went away.

So here’s a further PSA.

If you have “IBS” or a “sensitive stomach,” try to get tested for food allergies, too. Not all food allergies send you into anaphylaxis. Sometimes they give you smelly gas, diarrhea, constipation, acid reflux, recurrent tummyaches, nausea, and headaches. And it doesn’t always happen right away, sometimes taking several hours or most of a day to produce the unpleasant results, so you might not be noticing what your specific triggers are.

Also, I see all you people in the tags talking about how you’re gonna eat your allergens anyway. Please don’t do that, unless you’re 100% medically sure it’s just something like a surface sensitivity to enzymes or an oral reaction that’s not actually an allergy. Eating your allergens all the time inflames your whole system, and it can cause a lot of damage that takes a long time to heal. Be kind to your body, friends. You live there.

Also, if you realise you’ve been having a reaction to a particular food or ingredient, and you have a history of anaphylaxis, even if it’s only been induced by medication or other non-food substances in the past, please don’t keep eating it to test it or whatever see a doctor particularly soon. They really need to check that stuff out and get it documented in your medical notes.

As OP said, don’t keep re-exposing yourself “to test it”, and if you’re seeing an escalation in the symtpoms you get when you eat it over time, particularly share that info with your doctor.

Also if you have a “picky eater” child…

Ask them what is up with food when they try it.

Like… My kid decided raw broccoli was evil. So we assumed he was being a kid and cycled it out of rotation for a while, but he still made faces when we brought it back in…

Found out he doesn’t like it because his mouth gets all “static-y.”

jollyeart:

work from a single “ASK”. I like to draw in black and white

sillycrittersdaily:

Critter of Today is Joker Moth (Feralia jocosa)

sillycrittersdaily:

Critter of Today is Joker Moth (Feralia jocosa)

bronzeagenormie:

stand up & meow like a man

wizardjpeg:

daisyswild:

wizardjpeg:

i know some naughty words that will really knock your socks off

But I’m not wearing socks??

i know some caring words that will put socks on you

foodffs:

Stir Fry Noodles

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

foodffs:

Stir Fry Noodles

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

foodffs:

Stir Fry Noodles

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

plaidos:

sandmandaddy69:

two different tags of people reblogging from me. gotta keep em guessing.

king-of-fuffies:

quinn-of-aebradore:

world-heritage-posts:

shalrath:

world heritage post

@flashhwing EXCELLENT catch, oh my fucking god XD

#looked up old screenies– the op used to be collegehumor #so this is less dropout employee rebranding their tumblr for marketing #and more dropout got the tumblr account in the divorce

butchlinkle:

esthermika:

out of curiosity i googled if it really does suppress disgust, and the answer was “sexual arousal only reduced sexual disgust but increased pathogen disgust” so no, this would actually make cleaning up mouldy food even worse. and pavlov you into being horny for mouldy food

lynayru:

In case any of you here also use X/Twitter.

official-dandelion-posts:

a-dauntless-daffodil:

fair-itself:

artndetails:

pink moon.

I feel like this is the kind of thing you only reblog if you have an aesthetic blog, which I do not, but goddammit I just love it when the moon lines up with stuff

dandelion sun~

Official dandelion post

perniciousprophet:

i-gustavvv:

Me: “man, I hate that all my plant’s leaves have holes in them. What could be causing this?”

The pestiferous caterpillar:

marxalittle:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

Hoooooooooooooo shit that railslide??? Up???????

ryan-sometimes:

Maybe it’s just the introvert in me talking, but if I were living with a romantic partner, I would actually love for us to have separate bedrooms. I think it’d work best for me to have our own spaces to retreat to and be alone when we needed it (I certainly need it on a daily basis), and also so our sleep habits and schedules don’t bother the other. I have terrible sleep and if I slept with someone else every night I’d hate to drag them into my sleep problems too. Besides, that way we can have sleepovers with each other when we want to, and it’ll make those nights we do sleep together even more special.

wahbegan:

I’m so sorry, i know this isn’t funny but on the other hand it’s so fucking funny rhgiuherg

dduane:

wilwheaton:

seriouslydidijustdothat:

martian-martian-martian:

do-you-have-a-flag:

nonbinarybriarmoss:

ok excuse me but w h a t

we love to see it

for context for those unaware of why this is particularly funny

It’s actually not AS funny as it seems: It’s crazier.

For those who have actually played the game, theres a huge fine print thing you have to sign, and if you read through it, it actually says that everything posted on the site is immediately released by the creator as the property of AMC, which, insanely, means if they use the entire plot of your stupid fanfic game as part of the show, they don’t need to credit you ever.

It’s actually a genius way to try and DISCOURAGE independent fanfic, replacing it with a place where the corporation owns and censors everything you make without credit.

If you post something in a normal fanfic, there is some legal precedent for your ownership if your work is plagiarized by the canon production, but the app is one step ahead.

Adding important tags

from @martian-martian-martian

#reminder to never write fic through corportate-owned methods#not apps#not contests (looking at you disney)#not games or online journals or any place where your rights aren’t being visibly and viciously protected#this includes wattpad with last year’s(?) deal with paramount#basically the only safe place now is ao3

and more from @s-cullayy

#yeah as soon as i saw this i was like oh so they’re just trying to get free content from people#that they don’t have to credit#folks this is what ao3 is for#don’t do the writers rooms job for them if you’re not getting paid

A quick note to whomever at corporate approved this plan to exploit not just FanFic writers, but these particular fanfic writers: fuuuuuuuuuuuucccck yyyyooooouuuuuuuuuuu.

A quick note to FanFic writers: I love you. Keep doing what makes you happy.

What he said. :) (And it’s always a good idea to take a careful look at this history of this particular franchise…)

frazelforever:

seizerofdarkness:

wispycreator:

neurotypical-karen:

goblinparty:

stormb0ww:

caucasianscriptures:

There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.

quick question

why is the one in the middle wearing 5 shirts

that’s why she’s being bullied

ok but they also have different versions that show each girl in the group getting bullied by the others

image
image
image

This is a modern work of art

I’ve seen them once labeled as “homoerotic bullying pictures” and honestly don’t know what else to call them

would just like to add this one specifically

markiplier:

babyfinnmertens:

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

donutfloats:

Get squished loser

Silly doodle I did for @runningwithscizzorz

Keep reading

spaghetti-o-fficial:

reactionimagesdaily:

divinescoundrel:

tartrazeen:

i know this is not the point of the post, but it really upsets me that the hat is infront of the cross

That’s probably why they’re prohibited tbh

It wasn’t originally on top of the cross but a wizard saw it and changed it to piss off everyone else as revenge

draconym:

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said “it’s a boy!”

“That’s cute,” I said.

“It was NOT cute!” he snapped. “I thought he was pregnant.”

spaghetti-o-fficial:

the-official-goose-god:

chaos-triangle:

localcanadiancreature62:

seulgls:

hello dark mode users :)

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🔭

YAYYY THE STARSS

YAYYY THE STARS! I love stars so much!

YAYYY THE STARS!

STARS :DDDDDD

wielderofscythes:

spongebobssquarepants:

Glass bridge with a cracking effect

thehappysorceress:

spongebobssquarepants:

ELEPHANTS!!!!!!!!!

paperandpencilsandskips:

This answer was kinda cool

applestruda:

little mining session

brimstonetrees:

A god rejected

janmisali:

one of the funniest things I see people say about “standard english” btw is californians who are like “yeah basically all american english speakers speak the same way so it makes sense to call that ‘standard american english’” because you know they only perceive it that way because californian english has like every single vowel merger simultaneously so they can’t tell the difference between other american english varieties. they’re fish who don’t know they’re wet

vile-wizard:

It’s easy to think “nobody in the whole wide world cares about me” on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn’t it? That’s simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..

rainbowgod666:

chantilly8-deactivated20241126:

Some people just want to be at the top of the world, just to burn everything below them

stillgotscars:

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

My response to the drama

Screenshots under the cut

First of all, I’d like to mention that I know people who are in real life and that they saw no problem with my remarks about .

Secondly, I understand why some might feel uncomfortable or offended, but this does not justify the callout post by @/ or the “ ” accusations. I did not ever nor does that petty fandom drama about actually matter!

I will be making a second post breaking down the inaccuracies in that google doc sooner or later

A minimalist chat of unknown origin, it has green bubbles for the other person and blue ones for the one looking at the chat, the chat is as follows: green: hello, blue: get fucked, green: this is sexual harassmentALT

sandmandaddy69:

foxofninetales:

venonomnomicon:

alluringapex:

caroline-vibecheck:

nixcraft:

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: “Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

KillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKill

There’s a way to remove it~

Go into the power shell

then paste in:

reg add HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsCopilot /v "TurnOffWindowsCopilot” /t REG_DWORD /f /d 1


like this

Then restart.

Also here is how to turn off the awful search suggestions:

incase anyone didnt know there’s some great free software to handle disabling windows bloatware without needing to mess with the command line

these are a mandatory part of every windows install for me. been using them for years and it’s such a lifesaver

Because this has mostly been talked about with Windows 11, heads-up that this installed itself on every Windows 10 computer in our house with this week’s update.